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>>39506197
disgusting nigger lover. fucking pathetic to corrupt those genetics,f uckign disgusting scum piss me offf wtf is this sfucking ehsit so angrery sfucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

give up? im assuming you know who that is right? dan green? world champion powerlifter? elite genetics? on more test a week than you could possiably afford?

>>39506237
>give up
I have reasons other then aesthetics that I need to get to his body level. I don't care how much work, how much trial and error, failure or time it will take. I need to make it happen

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Why do you keep making these threads? Is it jealousy?

>>39506167
I wanna take some, After a while you get tired of making poor natty gains. My noob gains have run out and it has become too difficult to clean bulk

lifting natty is a scam.

>>39506042
Not with that attitude

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>>39506050
Right? JUST BE YOURSELF Xdddd

>>39506133
It actually works. Why would you want a gf if you're not being yourself. You'ld have to be a fake ass and you can't fake forever. Fucking fitizens I swear to god

Why pretend to be someone your not to be a a specific girl, when you can be yourself and just interact with lots of girls until you find one who likes you for you

>>39505852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUyX4fpXxjI
Forgot link

Who?

>>39505852
love me sparrow senpai!

>>39505651
The rest of the world you self absorbed fuck.

fixing to head to the gym with my gf actually

>>39505651
i lifted real quick after i ate. all them carbs brah.

>>39505042
There was only one or two for me that were heavy into me and the odd girl who would call me hot.

The one was cute but was a massive whore. In fact anyone who paid attention to me was a whore.

I did not capitalize. Still a virgin. Saving myself for a pure girl was a mistake

>>39505042
Yeah my girl tells me often that people stop and stare at me. That no one looks at her and all eyes are on me.

I don't notice.

>>39505042
>be like 15
>at m8s party
>sitting with qt chick
>she rubs my leg and smiles at me
>i was too retarded to take the hint
Like the only way she could be more obvious is taking my pants off

>>39504533
Add more weight.

>>39504533
LONDON

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>take action

Well you have 3 options

You take an oral that has a 1% chance of breaking your dick forever

You rub a topical which also breaks your dick

You put yourself on a waitlist for an implant surgery

>>39500579

Option 4, just buzz it bro

>>39500579
>You rub a topical which also breaks your dick
What?

>>39507860
IM CULTIVATING MASS!!

>>39507872
I see. So. Disco fries, double bacon burger? Get dat der protons and gravy for gains.

>>39507872
I went from a tiny twink to the muscle bound freak you see before you today

You need super male vitality by Alex Jones.

>>39507681
haha.

that dude is a nut. Fluoride tastes like freedom!!

>>39507621
Wiener isn't floating on top of the water. I'll be fine.

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>>39507621
Seems easy enough, win a Superbowl again.

Why would I ever have to compete with him? It's not like I hang around professional footballs in Footsburg

These threads are getting dumber everyday

guy on the bottom left looks like a cartoon character its literally fucking incredible

>>39507264

that dude (Dan Bilzerian) has the best life ever...

https://www.instagram.com/danbilzerian/?hl=en

>>39507181
>respecting Dan Blazerdan.

Are you this much of a tool? The man contributes nothing to the world. He's just there to channel your empty, consumerist wish fulfillment. Looks like he's exploiting you quite nicely.

Yeah just do the sets of 12 to start off with! It's a good idea for natural lifters to do it

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>>39506962
>Bodybuilding is the goal for me. I care very little about how strong I am and the only goal is to look big and juicy.

Bodybuilding training is a fucking meme as a natty. Weekly volume and frequency are how you get big and strong as a natty. You won't grow moving the bitch weight you are now, so you're in it for the long haul.

Rise in oestrogen and shrinkage of the cock and testies

yeah, no more constipation, stomach pains, waking up in the middle of the night with pains so hard I can't breath properly, no more uncontrollable farting that clears a room, no more depression.

if you don't have a food intolerance you're dropping it for no reason I really wish I could eat wheat

>>39506963
I might have a mild form of intolerance :( so I'm trying it out detoxing now

>>39506808
do five sets of twenty angry face gestures after your regular workout routine or any other emotional gestures depending on what you think might make you look more aesthetically appealing. you can also do isolation movements such as eyebrow raises if you feel like you're not making gains in your lifts or feel like you need to support other face lifts

Yeah, lower bf%

No. You can lose weight to make your jawline and cheekbones more defined, but only if you're fat. If you're already at a proper weight then you're stuck with the face you've got famalam