Millions of qts are introducing their new bf at thanksgiving,

>>39506042
Not with that attitude

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>>39506050
Right? JUST BE YOURSELF Xdddd

>>39506133
It actually works. Why would you want a gf if you're not being yourself. You'ld have to be a fake ass and you can't fake forever. Fucking fitizens I swear to god

Why pretend to be someone your not to be a a specific girl, when you can be yourself and just interact with lots of girls until you find one who likes you for you

>brother introduces his new gf to the family
>first thing she says to me is "wow you're tall!"

>>39506247
>immediately go to room and post on 4chan

>>39506206
McFucking murder yourself.

>>39506259
>immediately thinks she wants the D

>>39506042
>>39506133
Please post this shit on r9k, I don't understand why there has to be close minded robot posts completely unrelated to /fit/ness every day

>>39506042
You're right. I'm not a burger.

I'll be going out for dinner with my gf tonight because it's friday though then we'll go back to our apartment, watch arrested development and fuck.

How does that make you feel,robot?

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>>39506042
>WANTING to be sat in the center of all those strangers who you know you need to impress with the answers to their hour and an half long interrogation

DIE...

>>39506259
Nah breh I had to leave though. I got more than height to keep me going

>>39506390
Just find interesting moments of your lie and make it juicier it with some small lies if you have to.

Although I guess you have to have some decent personality to pull this off, but I honestly enjoy the prospect.

>suicidal

I look forward to the day of winning over her family m8

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>>39506042
Fuck you.

>>39506042
What's the big deal with having a gf ? Just fuck random sluts and you'll avoid a shit ton of problems. Having a gf is fucking overrated imho.

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>tfw you have qt repellent but you're an ugly girl magnet

>>39506042

I'm meeting my gf's family tomorrow
>Tfw my paid time off is expiring in a month and I can't use it to go bang cheap hookers on the other side of the planet

I never thought I would have this very odd feeling

>>39506133

The point of the comic is to point out how stupid saying tfwngf is, it's a meaningless expression that will never accomplish anything. It's not trying to turn "be yourself" into a joke of a suggestion.

>>39506206

The correct approach is that you both start off by faking it. Hard. You emphasize your best qualities to eachother and put a levelof effort into the relationship that is impossible to maintain.
Then, as the months go by you gradually let your guards down and hope that you both can live with eachothers flaws.

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>>39506133
>JUST BE YOURSELF Xdddd
This.