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Do you eat that shit cold?

i've been wanting to do this for a while now, but dunno if it's any good cold?

Do you eat that shit cold?

i've been wanting to do this for a while now, but dunno if it's any good cold?

Do you eat that shit cold?

i've been wanting to do this for a while now, but dunno if it's any good cold?

>>39502304
I got my first and only one when I was 22.
I even fapped before going to sleep so I don't know what the deal was. At least it was minimal cleanup.

>>39502350
same here. first and only one at 22

it happened when i did nofap and i was in love with what used to be my oneitis so i thought about her all the time

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>>39502304
If I were you I'd talk to your chastity mistress. Longer than two weeks seems a bit harsh. Perhaps she can relieve you in a different way ;-) What kind of model do you wear? Can you squat with it?

Send her to my place, I hear she wants a better boyfriend too.

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>>39502301
> Donkey kicks
> Single leg raise (sideways)
> Air Squats
> Backward lunges (extend leg further to hit glutes more )

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>>39502313
But anon can you make BIG CUMS like I can with my MAXIMUM PEEN

>>39502257
What's the height for a Manlet and lanklet? I'm 5'11 1/2

>>39502257

Nobody outside this Faroese homosexual hook-up forum gives a fuck about height.

>>39502257
Is this movie good?

I do have abs what the fuck are you blind take your bikini off

>>39502241
lmao unless you're morbidly obese, not taking your shirt off because you're a little chubby is far more beta than being shirtless and a lil overweight at a pool or beach

>>39502241
>I-I prefer to swim with my shirt on

She's a big girl

>>39502574
No one cared who she was until she put on the mask

>>39502574
for you

>>39502086

You are fucked, you will be castrated without a doubt.

>>39502086

You might as well just let Muhammad move in and cum up your wife

I mean if you're the wrong type of Swede that's racist and should be genocided then yes.
Ig you've got the right amount of melanin and are adherent to Allah you should be fine.

When in doubt use their logic against them. Be a white male swede and use Shariah Law on them. BAM they can't say Shariah is non-applicable in Sweden without being their definition of racist

>>39501772
keto diet will burn it faster than usual

>>39501772
Dont eat anything and drink a ton of water for two weeks. Fat is stored energy so you won't even need food. That's how all of us former fatties did it.

>>39501795
I feel that this is a meme :/

>>39501769
Part of me wants this as my goal body. Another part of me just wants to get ottermode muscular so I can eat a lot of food without feeling guilty.

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>>39501775
live your dreams

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bump

>>39501705
will getting fuckhuge secure me a gf?

>>39501705

Is she interested in me?

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Some OC I made long time ago

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>>39501499
>posting while exercising

Further down the rabbit-hole than I thought, lads

>>39501580
>lifts for hitler

errytime

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>>39501472
>get hyped by /fit/
>join gym
>feel like everyone is looking at me
>take a look around and find squat rack
>rippetoe guide me
>position myself and unrack barbell only
>hit pins loud, people start to look what's going on
>squat down
>nearly fall back but manage to catch myself
>hipdrahve
>explode up hit the pins again
>everyone is now looking
>can't squat like this when everyone is looking
>decide to end it and do another exercise
>walk away and find an empty bench
>piece of cake
>start warming up
>feels good
>add some weight and do 5 reps
>still feels good
>as i'm adding more weight on a cute female PT that saw me join the gym comes up to me and asks if i know what i'm doing
>"yeah, seen some videos"
>i now have 10 kg on bar
>start feeling nervous because she is standing there watching me
>sweaty hands
>do 2 reps
>start doing 3rd
>oh shit what is this, can't raise it
>pic related face
>lower weight on my chest and ask her to help me raise it
>she rushes towards me and lifts it up like nothing and smiles at me
>thank her and go home

>>39501544
hahahahahha

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>>39501544
use smith machine until you feel confident then use power-rack safety bars

You make time for what's important to you.
Fitness is for everyone, your at a low point. Learn from this, don't beat yourself up about it. Figure out why you haven't been going, find a way to overcome.
This low point can be part of your progression toward being the person you want to be.

True tests never end anon.

>>39501501
THanks anon guess i needed that

>>39501461
Damn, Brendan got justed so hard he turned into a goblin

>>39501337
>not devouring a delicious sausage egg mcmuffin or mcgriddle

Are you even trying to make it?

2 hash browns plz

oily, buttery, grossness
even the eggs look soaked in grease

They tend to be short as it's ana advantage in wrestling, and muscle is more visible when there is less frame for it to stretch over.

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wrong.

>>39501027
Wrestling for a while doubled my already pretty good squat.

Wrestling training is fucking brilliant and teaches you just how much your body can take.

Most of my early years weightlifting I was obsessed with good form and rightly so ofcourse but I learned in wrestling it's safe enough to lift from the bizarrest angles.

The answer to your question OP is Oly Lifters., No doubt about it.