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>coming up with unrealistic scenarios to prove a point

i would grab my bicycle and cycle at a leisurely 25km/h for 60 minutes.

>2017
>not realizing running is terrible for your joints
>not swimming in tsunamis daily for otter mode
So to answer your question OP, you're a faggot

>>39865919
where did that image come from?

you know, asking for a friend

>>39865938
Tumblr called "Fags Worship Straights"

No eight year old is going to want to do an actual workout. You need to disguise it as some sort of game or sports activity. Also, fixing her diet will be just as important if not more.

Just play football or some other fun activities for kids, just get her eating right and not watching the electronic Jew and you'll be fine

Start with cutting out soda and take outs

Play kickball or soccer.

1 on 1 basketball, and be sure you keep the game close, but always win

>>39865791
Fuck off.

>>39865791
*prrbbtbtbtbtb*

>>39865791
Love you too! (no homo)

>>39865575
*BRRRRRAAAAAAPTHHHHFFFFTHHH*

>>39865575
he's not selling anything so probably

>>39865575
this is just a video of his cutting progressed over 8 weeks. he had probably been training for awhile before the video and it was the end of his bulk.

>>39866536

that is an unappealing dick

>>39866536
shave ur dick and do something about the yellow color

other than that 6/10 no homo

I just spent like 5 minutes trying to get a photo that didnt make me look retarded so im opting not to post it.

Kthx.

New Era

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>>39865533
that cap is fucking whack op please tell me you don't actually wear that

>>39865567
where to cop that?

Yeah you shouldnt have a problem waking up if the barbell crushes your neck or throat. Good luck

>>39865452
If you are working out alone, just wear a bike helmet. I do it for Deadlifts only. No one can judge me because no one knows me. I am free. I'm naked right now. Now I'm going to masturbate and take a nap. I am a grown ass man and I eat candy and watch cartoons.

See my point?

>>39865452
It just restricted blood flow, it goes away when the pressure goes away. Something like walking out heavy front squats is a pretty common way to do it, just train in a rack if you train alone.

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I have a pair likes these but there not the sock version they're really versatile you can use them for working out and what not and then throw them on when you need to go to the store etc. Only problem I've experienced is they're a little slippery

Please fuck off with your gay ass shoe threads. Nobody gives a fuck. There's these retarded threads every damn day. Just wear flat shoes for lifting and running shoes for running. Fag.

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>>39865663
not OP but nothing wrong with talking about shoes. gotta look fresh, lest you wanna look like some autistic neckbeard with cargo pants and army boots

>>39865266
>H-E-B
What's up Texas nigga, where you at

512 here

>>39866546
Not OP but word up 512

That first sip of the day

>>39865258

whats wrong with omar?

>>39865258
BACK TO TUMBLR, HE-SHE. RASKOL APPAREL IS CRINGEY

>>39865258
why you hating on the green ranger?

>>39865232
>*PTTHHHHHHARRRRP*

that type of underwear is so fucking unflattering

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>>39865232
I have all of this but medium dick (16 sm, dont know how much this is in inches). How to gain dick gainz brahs?

>>39865221
I would love to help but you are so new to all this, that your whole perception and the way you somehow try to use the proper lingo is so skewed, that it's not possible to explain enough in one post. Try to lurk more.

>>39865221
For me, i would usually have some type of protein powder for my protein in the morning along with fruit and oats

Mate read the sticky

Also doing bodyweight exercise is not going to provide you with spectacular strength gains, it works your muscular endurance which is still a good thing but I don't think you have a clue what you're doing, so man the fuck up and go to a gym and follow a proper strength program if you want strength.

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You're supposed to do it with things that there's nothing wrong with. Observe.

>That guy who does The Press in the squat rack

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>>39864974
>after leaving planet fitness

>>39864806
w-what's wrong with a bit of the cheeky safety

>>39864806
He doesn't want the weight falling, retard.

See, you're the reason I cross the street when you walk towards me.
You crazy power lifters looking like the hulk!