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what a shitty screencap lol

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>>40620392
>mfw I found out Jones was fit

>>40620759
Doggo r u aight

>>40620076
how do you meet trannies? no homo i just want a tranny gf.

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>>40620118
just be urself

>>40620118
at mental hospitals

what?

You need everyone's opinion on t-shirts now? Jesus OP go outside every once in a while and form your own damn opinions

>>40619937
Is that our boy ____?

>>40619862
>perfect symmetry
come on, you don't even have to look at him beyond the thumbnail to see that that is clearly not the case.

>>40619862
Is he becoming a meme?
He looks like a fragile child imo

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>>40619862
No, this is the Universal Chad right here, ask any grill

>>40619813

W...why does your mum want you to go to the gym so bad?

You're not hitting that, are you?

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>>40619849
no ones having sex with their mother you idiot shes probably paying for it

>>40619813
move out

>>40619738
No

>>40619738
I don t like the taste of meat so whatever

>>40619738
sure thing, dr. rosenberg

I will never understand why anyone would ruin their life with hard drugs

J u n k i e
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>>40619610
Instead people on /fit/ give themselves lifelong cardiac issues and a host of other shit. I guess they can still function tho unlike heroin.

college prospects use steroids in high school, if the coach isn't dumb. Those steroid warning videos got one thing right

>that tall
>that fat
>roiding at young age (probably, since it's a common thing if you're going to college)

Boy, his heart is going to failure soon.

>>40619156
can't imagine he will live past his 60s. Giving up 20-30 years of life so you can be rich and fuck hot bitches, wonder how many would make the trade.

>>40619106
Don't wait too long or your test will begin to decrease

>doing nofap
>not having sex
Enjoy your bitch tits.

I bet you didn't know this, but as your testosterone rises, without special drugs to stop estrogen production, your body will raise your estrogen to compensate.

Usually this would be fine as the human body has evolved assuming you'd be having sex at least once a day, and the female vagina has special estrogen receptors which such the estrogen out of you, but if you don't do that, it just builds up in your body and can create a positive loop where excess estrogen makes you store fat, thereby increasing estrogen production further.

Also once a female body gets used to you this effect is minimal, which is why our brains are wired to seek out different partners, to keep the estrogen sucking effect high.

Hope this helps.

how the fuck do you guys know when you test increases

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>>40618497
Good thing I got doubles then

>>40619708
get out

>>40619867
fuck off with the autistic tumblr language

>>40618067

Agreed. Hypertrophy training has its use.

If you dont want to look like a fridge you have to atleast do 8 reps.,

>1 poster in this thread

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>>40617621
> acute liver failure

>>40617684
Maybe if you're an Ameripussay.

If you're Irish/British, you become a legendary pintman and get your own pub, all the birds wanna sleep with yous and Ye become a total fuckin' hero

Pancretitis, hepatic encephalopathy, liver dysfunction, liver failure, death and other comforts

lift

Heavy squats

>>40617610
Bout a month of cutting at 500 calories a day.

Keep doing whatever lifting your doing, just cut your calories back or increase cardio

Yeah. Raping asians.

Snowboarding, kayaking, shitposting.

I'm pretty into dubs, anime and digits

>>40617048
I once held it together for 7 days straight, had to go to the emergency in the hospital in the middle of the night to get lubed up so that the wheat biscuits of shit came out

I do this all the time and literally clog my toilet every single time I take a shit

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>tfw 16th hour of /nopiss/

Felt an extreme urge to piss around the 7th hour, but it passed. For how long should i expect to have to hold it in before i start noticing muscle gains?