>day 3 of /nopoop/ Saved about an hour of time and increased

>>40617048
I once held it together for 7 days straight, had to go to the emergency in the hospital in the middle of the night to get lubed up so that the wheat biscuits of shit came out

I do this all the time and literally clog my toilet every single time I take a shit

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>tfw 16th hour of /nopiss/

Felt an extreme urge to piss around the 7th hour, but it passed. For how long should i expect to have to hold it in before i start noticing muscle gains?

>>40617048
You spend 20 mins taking a shit? Step up your fiber game my nigger. I'm in and out of the bathroom in about 2 minutes, one wiper or no wiper every time.

>20 minutes to poop

SQUATTY POTTY NIGGA

>>40617048
>TFW go to the gym
>TFW bumble bee bitch is leading an elliptical class

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>>40617186
>tfw realize i could take a 10 incher when looking at the logs im excreting

>>40617284
More like eat some FUCKING fiber

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>Day 730 of no fap
>Left humanity behind further than the 5 percent
>When I do pushups I move the earth
>Saw a test boost thread on /fit/
>huge explosion reported on sky radio
>/x/ thinks it was alien conspiracy
>was really my benis exploding

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

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>>40617328
>>tfw realize i could take a 10 incher when looking at the logs im excreting

Having this thought is the first sign of a straight man turning gay... welcome to /fit/

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>creating no waste product
>created this post

Lmao op you're full of SHIT!

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
¡AY CARAMBA!

>>40617366
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617067
I've literally gone a week without shitting before
Ending up shitting a perfectly round shitbrick that was so hard it would have bounced on concrete

I bled a bit getting that out

>>40617284
tfw I've been squatting on the toilet since i was a toddler because it felt more natural. my parents hated it, my gf doesnt understand the stains on the toilet seat, but fuck it it feels so good

>>40618173
You gonna end up breaking that shit one day and end up with shattered porcelain up your ass

>>40618173
>my gf doesnt understand the stains on the toilet seat
Why are you squatting on the seat idiot, and I take it you're doing it with your shoes on inside your house and not wiping it down for it to have stains.
But I too have been squatting to shit since always.

>>40618397
He's probably American
They can't take off their shoes inside

>>40618173
You're probably meming but this is actually super dangerous. The toilet breaks and then shards go into your ass and you die. This has literally happened before

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>day 5 of /nosleep/
>awake for 120 hours
>gained an additional 40 hours to spend on becoming educated and well read
>instead spend it on masturbating and video games

>>40617337
Ayy lmao

>>40617337
ayy lmao

>>40617337
Ayy lmao

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617221
What are you eating?

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Srsly tho I'm cutting and I'm only pooping once every 4-5 days. Is this bad?

>>40619548
Yes. Probably something wrong with your diet, son

>>40619596
I'm in college and live in a dorm. I don't exactly have the most options, so I usually get as much turkey cold cuts (they have it every day) and whatever other meat they serve that day. The majority of food I eat is pretty bad so I take a multi just to make sure I'm getting the stuff I don't get from shitty dorm food.

>>40619625
Are you tracking your macros?

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>>40619625
>fell for the multivitamin meme
these cause constipation nd dont actually have any vitamins in them (do you really think you can get vitamins from a dense white pill?!)get more fiber dude

>>40619548
>>40619625
>student
>not living off beans and wholegrain oats and rice
>not buying cheap meat

>>40617337
ayy lmao

>>40618173
fuark i do this as well (at home, not in public restrooms obviously)

but also, how tf do you stain the seat? don't wear shoes u moron

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>>40617221
>one wiper or no wiper every time

Nigga, you nasty as shit

>>40619673
As best as I can, yes

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40619676
I eat oats for a good portion of my carbs as well, so my fiber intake shouldn't be too bad.

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>>40618173

>>40619762
Are you dumb? When you eat proper food there is nothing to wipe.

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40620011
Yoooooooo
But seriously what has she been eating? She must have planned it for the video

>>40617337
Ayy Lmao

>>40620011
had to be the perspective... right??

>>40620107
You've never seen Jap extreme scat before?
Of course it's planned

>>40620011
How long do I have to hold it in to get a shit babby like this?

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40619676
>these cause constipation nd dont actually have any vitamins in them (do you really think you can get vitamins from a dense white pill?!)get more fiber dude

You can't be serious. I really can't tell if you're just baiting because this feels very convincingly like the kind of retardation I know exists.

>>40620285
Yes and my question was what she's been eating to have shits like that not whether it was planned or not

>>40620485
PF Changs

>minute two of /nobreath/
I always fail after that, how do i progress?

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337

AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40619625
if they have vegetables you might want to try eating those every day. If you only eat meat your butt will get messed up. Veggies are like brooms that sweep the shit out of your body, that is why broccoli looks like that.

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

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>>40617048

I poop every morning at 11am and every night at 9pm

A lot of poop because im bulking, good poop because oats though

Have hemorrhoids from weighted pull ups though

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

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>>40620859
>Veggies are like brooms that sweep the shit out of your body, that is why broccoli looks like that.

Thank you for the laugh!

>>40617221
>one wiper or no wiper every time

I understand a one wiper, but a no wiper? You should probably wipe your ass at least once after you shit, bro

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>hour 2 of /nobreathe/

Does this really work, /fit/? I'm not sure how much longer I can keep this up.

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617048
>day 90 of /nobreath/

I'm fucking dead and I was a retard, but now I can lift in heaven and shit post on /fit/.

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AWAKEN MY AYYLMAOS!

not gonna lie, holding in my poop has drastically reduced my appetite for god-tier cutting

>>40617488
This was not in the anime...

>>40617048
Jesus Christ, the memes on here get worse and worse.

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>Went on a 2 week backpacking trip in the Rockies with buddies once
>Everything going great for the most part
>Something about the dehydrated food we brought with us was fucking with my digestive system though
>Shits decreasing in size and quantity until day 5
>From day 5 to day 12 go through the constipation from hell
>No matter how much fiber I down or water I drink, nothing has any effect on the rapidly growing log within my colon
>Starting to cause problems with my hiking
>Gets downright painful on uphills at times
>By day 12 I'm reduced to an awkward bow-legged shuffle and in constant pain
>Stop at a high country camp with an awesome trout stream
>Rest of guys fly-fishing while I lie in my tent in the fetal position with my arms wrapped around my torso
>Buddy comes up with a bag in one hand
>"Hey bro, a guy just offered us some dried apricots. Might help"
>Eat entire bag of dried apricots
>Not fifteen minutes later can feel seismic rumblings within my colon
>Grab toilet paper and squat-walk into the trees
>Drop shorts and plop bare ass over a fallen log
>Feels like a log of equal size is descending through my anus
>Dimly recall yelling something along the lines of "Haaargh!"
>The haze clears
>Look back to see what my ass has wrought
>I shit you not, a turd the thickness and length of my forearm is buried nose-first in the pine needles
>Built-up diarrhea that had had no chance to get formed into solid shit had followed, spray zone goes back a good 8 feet from the log
>Wipe with what felt like a quarter-roll of TP
>No chance in hell of burying this, leave it for the bears to gaze on in wonder
>Stagger back to camp, sleep three hours, finish rest of trip without incident

>>40617337
ayy lmao

>>40617337
AYY LMAO

>>40617337
AYY LMAO