What are the benefits of drinking 30 pints a day?
>>40617621
> acute liver failure
>>40617684
Maybe if you're an Ameripussay.
If you're Irish/British, you become a legendary pintman and get your own pub, all the birds wanna sleep with yous and Ye become a total fuckin' hero
Pancretitis, hepatic encephalopathy, liver dysfunction, liver failure, death and other comforts
>>40617621
>increased estrogen
>higher bf%
>liver failure
>alcohol dependancy
I mean, i could go on.
>>40617621
Lol as an American I never knew I could aspire to be a
>Pintman
Lol this is the greatest thing I've ever heard of... Fucking Irish man I swear.. never change you lovable losers. Seriously I could be Barney from the Simpsons as a profession in Ireland? I could be a sponsored drunk? What have I been doing with my life!?
>>40617775
You have to train super consistently and compete in local pub circuits. If you're a naturally talented drinker then you could star getting sponsors in 6 months. You'll need to move to Dublin or maaaybe Belfast though. Once you start getting your dailies up to the mid-20s then you can start making a career out of it.
You run the risk of becoming /fa/ as fuck
>>40618210
Laughed at this shit more than I should.
>>40617721
>Irish/British
>British
No.
>>40618210
I am a naturally talented drinker... I've found my calling.
Oh and
>Belfast
>Proddie Irish
Not even once.
pretty easy to put back high number of pints with low alcohol % brit beer
>>40618372
Try drinking 30 pints of Guinness you DYED
what happens? you ended up looking like the guy in OPs pic
fuck
>>40618388
Guinness is sub 5% and over a day that's pretty doable when I'm in party mode.
(A good party starts in the morning and ends before 2 am as I usually have work the next day)
>>40618372
>Dublin pintman
>Brit beer
Are you dumb or?
>>40618388
>>40618416
Mate Guinness has the consistency of soup. It's not the alcohol that gets you, it's the diarrhea.
>>40618423
>That angry orchard
One of these things is not like the other.
Anon got so drunk he thought he was a girl for one round... Good thing he snapped out of it.
>>40618432
>He thinks I haven't done this with Guinness b4
>He thinks I don't know about stouts
>He thinks the beer shits have ever stopped me
You know nothing of my prowess. besides compared to some American stouts Guinness is light. Just the creaminess of the nitro makes it seem denser than it really is.
>>40618372
30 pints @ 5% = .85 litres of pure alcohol
>>40618432
>It's not the alcohol that gets you, it's the diarrhea.
The angry black baguettes I push out of my rear after a night of Guinness would disagree with you.
>>40618423
Lagunitas the only good beer up there. Europoors need to step their game up
>>40618446
For some reason "men" drink cider in the UK. I don't know why. Maybe because they're a bunch of poofs
>>40618446
>>40618507
Admittedly I'd prefer a red ale, but a dry cider is comfy as fuck too. Never understood why it's looked down upon. You think girls and nu-males are drinking Henry Weston's?
>>40618533
>Henry Weston's
God tier pre drink desu
>>40618507
>>40618533
Nah I'm just memeing. Mostly cuz angry orchard is shit tier. I have 15 gallons of dry cider fermenting at my house as we speak. I used champagne yeast so it will get as dry to the bone as Basque cidre
>>40618533
Yes probably.
It's just a cultural thing. Wine coolers were a thing here for a while and they were girly as fuck. Then came Smirnoff Ice, which was essentially the same thing repackaged. Then cider became popular and we view it the same way. Most guys won't even drink rum for the same reason.
Sugar = girly/gay
We are mostly descended from retarded cowboys, don't forget. Whiskey and beer for us... Sometimes tequila.
Negros drink a lot of sugary shit too.
t. Bartender
>>40618306
I am English and I have done 24 pints and 400mil of absynthe in a day. No one binge drinks like the Brits
>>40618612
>Irish
>Spanish
>Portuguese
Yeah you're no special snowflake. And the Spaniards and Portuguese do it with wines and fortified wines. And aguardiente for good measure.
I drank 24x12oz 8% shit beer at a party and still had some shots here and there.
It wasn't that terrible honestly. Just eat a lot and I bet most people can crush a good amount
>>40618612
you forgot about russia
Fuck I could go for a beer right now.
Stupid job
>>40617621
Only coward think 5x5 only applies to the gym.
>>40618679
No you didn't, unless this was over a 12+ hour span
>drinking alcohol
Abstaining from all alcohol is a much better display of willpower
>>40618706
well done
>>40618505
>angry black baguettes
kek. I've been there too.
>>40618612
>Russians
>Koreans
>Japs
All 3 are much bigger drinkers
>>40618824
Kys teetotaling jabroni
either way Guinness is low alcohol
The Irish should be Holocausted
>>40618493
x the amount of time spend in pub.. totally doable on a saturday session
>>40618871
It's a little more like peat moss,,, or dark soil one buys for the garden.
>sometimes I just get into the shower afterward.
>>40618718
i was just thinking that
>>40618320
liver*
>not being in a fraternity and taking pulls of cheap plastic vodka on the reg
cmon bros
>>40618587
>Negros drink a lot of sugary shit
Ummmm... no.
A lot of black people drink brandy for brown, vodka, and shitty malt liquors beers if they're in the inner city, but ultimately it varies by region like white people in america
>We are mostly descended from cowboys
Lol. Thinking you're a cowboy when most people are dependents of modern immigrants (~1900s)
>>40618781
It was a 4-6 hour span. I'm 6'4 and used to routinely beer bong 6 beers to pregame
>>40618978
1 of 2 times I've puked from drinking was raspberry aristocrat vodka out of a plastic jug.
>>40617621
you'll be drunk
>>40619127
>Colored person getting offended
Go fucking figure
Also
>Implying there were only white cowboys
>Implying"cowboys" wasn't just a throw away term that meant roughneck fellas
And no. Black people drink shitty mixed drinks almost every time they order. 75% of the time it's vodka cranberry and the other percentage it's the shittiest tequila ever made (Patron) because they're too stupid to realize rappers are lying to them about how good it is. We upcharge Patron like 600% because of black people. Nobody else is dumb enough to buy that swill.
Occasionally I'll get a courvoisier order because
>rappers
But even that is mixed with some sugary soda or juice to ruin it.
>>40619132
24 x .34litres x 8% = 0.65 [litres of pure alcohol]
/5hours = 0.13 [litres of pure alcohol] every hour
>>40619180
Where was he offended? Looks like you got offended by him disproving your arrogant statement..lol.
>>40618978
>No patrician taste
>Being in a frat
How degenerate. Lol I love how the average frat boy thinks that because there are upper class fraternities it means he is upper class by also being in a fraternity, but they still carry on with their plebian ways.
>>40619222
Yeah. The audacity of a colored thinking he could talk down to me offended me. You're right.
>>40619202
So what does that mean
>>40619180
>colored person
Is it 1920?
Anyway, posting the story of my country's (Canada) most legendary pint man, snooker player Bill Werbeniuk.
>76 cans
>>40619293
It means Anon was basically consuming 130ml of ethanol every hour for 5 hours. I leave it to the reader to judge whether or not that seems realistic.
I'm just shitposting, my black friends. I have to go and don't want to leave on a bad note. Enjoy your booze fellow citizens of the world.
>>40619127
>He thinks cowboys were white Anglo Saxon Protestants...
Guess again. Real cowboys, who actually herded cows ya know we're the dregs of society because it was back breaking work and that profession continued well into the 1900s. Lots of Mexicans the og Western cowboys (vaqueros) that's why words like rodeo, lasso, and saloon exist they were all borrowed from Spanish, lots of Irish or Scots Irish, lots of Spanish immigrants, polish immigrants, German immigrants, Portuguese immigrants all tended cattle for rich WASP landowners who weren't themselves cowboys but more hands off landowners with vast pasture based estates.
>>40619315
Forgot pic
>>40619326
So take out a few cans that were given away and tack on another hour and a shit load of food... Not that unrealistic.
Natty Ice is 6% not 8 btw. My bad.
>>40619376
Sounds feasible.
>>40619344
Majestic.
He could have made great money in Dublin.
>>40617621
build up tolerance to the poison alcohol.
>>40619344
How old when he died?
>>40618432
I enjoy super rank Guinness beer shits myself.i once cleared out an entire floor of the economics building
>>40619447
56...
>>40618554
I like you
>>40618210
Top kek
>>40619696
thx :3
>>40618306
I'm British
My best sessions have been-over 20 pints over the course of about 12 hours, no chundering
Half a gram of mandy in 3 hours and 6 cans of Tennants Super in 4 hours after
>>40621332
>Mandy
>Chundering
Speak universal English please dafuq do these mean?
>these plebs thinking they can come close to the legendary Paddy Losty
Don't forget that even if you pathetic shits could put away 30 pints you'd spend the next day crying your eyes out, the legendary Paddy gets up, dusts himself off and gets straight back to business.
fucking americans, i swear
>>40621352
>mandy
MDMA, dizzle, ecstasy, clarky cat
>chundering
speaking to God on the big white telephone
Nowadays everyone does drugs and they can drink like its nothing, takes the fun away...
>>40621480
Drugs have nothing to do with alcohol tolerance whatsoever
>>40617621
>some of dublins great pintmen
>>40621372
Is he a folk hero or town drunk?
>>40621530
They dont? I thought they did. I never did drugs myself btw
>>40618210
IS THIS REALLY A THING TOP KEK
"sponsored drunk with his home pub visits local pubs and outdrinks their pintmen"
Its like sports
Threads like this one reminds how much american drinking culture differs from what i experience on daily basis here
>tfw slowly becoming a wino
>tfw still stalling on olfactory gains
Life isn't fair
>>40621559
Why would they?
>>40621631
I dont know.
Tonight on ESPN
Legendary Pintman Paddy Lotsy takes on newcomer Darcy McCourt in a Ale In 13 hour session brought to you by Guinness.
Paddy Lotsy was already hammered prior to an interview and called not only Darcy but the interviewer "a pair o wankers" as he sipped from his official Kroenenberg mug. Get yours today at our e-shop.
>>40621602
Europoor? Lmao how's your red wine you faggot
>>40618335
underrated
>>40621530
Yes they do. Youd be amazed how much you can drink on blow.
>>40621663
Nah, not this side of Europe
Lads
>>40621530
>Future ambulance patron
If you're lucky...
>>40621549
>Is he a folk hero or a drink
In Ireland it's the same thing
>>40621372
Nah I could do it and I'm American. Not very many gens deep though and my family all drinks like Europeans. I just finished with a 3 day binger where my light day (first day) was 16 beers and pure California honey oil vaping until the sun literally came up. I'm only 24. 30 pints a day with no weed is within my grasp with marginal training. I don't get hangovers ever since the first time I got drunk at 14 off 6 beers and a 6 shots of brandy. I've actually found something competitive I can dominate at.
>>40621900
I mean I've never been hungover not even that first time.
>>40618269
had a hearty laugh ty
Just saying I drank 1.2ish liters of vodka for two years and didn't die. I'm half Lithuanian and Half Irish though.
>>40621753
gopnik? What's the difference? Don't you guys just binge on vodka and pass out in the streets?
>>40621960
Per day I meant to say. Bostonian btw. When people drink with me they call me a mutant
>>40618210
>30 pints
pfft, try the goon sack challenge
>>40621735
Only because the effects counteract the negative effects of the booze (in terms of feeling, not physically). Your base alcohol tolerance isn't actually affected.
>>40618423
Barbãr is so shit, taste like piss and kid syrup.
>>40619344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GoGAkkONPs
Literally a Mitchell and Webb sketch
When you reach a certain level of Pintman you become immortal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEXOpaFFReE
>>40621455
>clarky cat
cheeky cunt
>>40617621
>>40619344
OP's post is obviously a fucking joke, or at least a myth. You couldn't do 30 pints a day consistently and live more than a few months, if that.
The snooker player thing is obviously also exaggerated. The guy did drink, a lot and it killed him, but that's also a case of tall-tales and urban myths coming into play.
No matter how "hardened" you think you are to alcohol, there is a limit. Humans just can't drink that much, certainly not on a regular basis.
So whats /fit/'s go to bevvy?
>going out
Guinness/ berry cider
>staying in
peat smoked whiskey
>>40622533
Guinness myself or Kopperberg
>>40617775
Something about this post just fuckin reeks of reddit
>>40622624
Frequent reddit often faggot?
>>40618880
Lol koreans. I lived in korea and am half korean. In all honestly koreans are pretty weak sauce when it comes to drinking. Granted soju is pretty awful, and chugging 6 bottles of the OG shit will give you alcohol poisioning. Korean beer is shit water and they get fucked up on that
I just have disdain for koreans even though im half.