I can eat practically anything except fig newtons. I hate them, but I'm willing to try to hate them less. Recommend me brands of fig newtons that are actually good.
>>8225287
all of them
Why not skip the newton and just eat figs?
>>8225835
this with cured meat and good cheese
Camembert and prosciutto
Name a better weightloss foodstable
>>8225263
beans.
anything with more fiber and is harder to chew but same or similar calories.
GOURDS
>foodstable
wew lad
What is THE WORST thing you have ever eaten?
One time my stepmom made instant mashed potatoes and then I spilled my water on them accidentally but she made me eat them anyway. They were soggy and wet and I ended up puking at the dinner table.
American "food"
>>8225076
"American"
>>8225076
xddd epic!!!
>work at a restaurant
>busting orders, prepping shit and cutting vegetables
>never bitch or have a problem doing any of this even when busy
>cooking at home
>legitimately get frustrated making something simple as cooking chicken and sauteing vegetables
>feel like eating my fucking handgun just when I start cutting the chicken
Why the fuck am I like this? Does anyone know this feeling? Sometimes I go starving for the day or eat takeout twice a day.
>>8224989
No idea. That's weird as fuck famalam.
Ask your boss if you can bring in your own ingredients and cook your food for the week at work, right before close/clean up.
Your probably thinking the same methodology applies to home cooking which is false because pro kitchens are designed for quicker batch production for the masses.
For veggies just heat up the pan and let the heat do its work, maybe throw a touch of olive oil in for flavor. Chicken is easy as fuck to cook just put them in a dish and let the oven do the work its not that hard.
>>8225004
I don't know. I can cut 20 pieces of chicken breast into small squares in under 6 minutes but it takes me 10 minutes trying to do 2 pieces from the stress. It just bottles up and I get fucking angry. Also whenever I try to make something, I always feel hungry the next hour and I have no more energy.
I just had my first one of these today. Never had an energy drink before.
It tasted like fruity pee and didn't make me feel energized at all.
Are energy drinks just a meme?
>>8224976
>didn't make me feel energized at all.
Well no shit. What did you expect? Read the ingredients list, the only thing "energizing" in there is caffeine.
>>Are energy drinks just a meme?
They were created specifically to rip off people who are too stupid to buy a bottle of caffeine pills instead.
Runes of 666. Yes a poison meme
They are not a meme there only ment to keep you up and mostly work by placebo effect and the only effective ones are the big cans
Does anyone else's mouth start salivating intensively whenever you think about eating any sour foods?
>>8224809
Yes
>>8224809
Yes.
Only if I really concentrate on the thought.
What is your favorite way to eat Kale?
Mine this.
>>8224790
Das Fühl, wenn es wieder Grünkohlsaison wird.
>>8224790
Where's the gravy?
>>8224790
Kale is nothing but waste weeds rebranded as """healthy greens""" by Big Produce
Why do Germans like sausages so damn much?
>>8224784
something something liking penis something
I'm German and I don't really like them all that much. I'm more of a roast, steak and meatballs kinda guy when it comes to meat.
Literally a degenerate country.
Beaten only by the Japs.
What is the best ice cream brand?
>>8225364
i-it's not like i wanted to be your friend anyway..
>>8225364
B&J's actual ice cream is shit you like their mix ins and that's it.
Breyers
How do you like you burger, /ck/?
Medium well masterrace here. Don't care about all the medium rare memes.
Well done.
>>8224733
A burger should be well-done and thoroughly cooked to prevent illness.
Consuming a burger that is even the slightest bit pink gives you a significant chance of catching an illness.
>>8224733
Medium well. Someone post that "perfect, burnt, burnt, burnt, burnt" version.
What's /ck/s opinion on this?
It tastes so good I feel like there's a catch. Is this shit unhealthy?. Is it decent breakfast?.
>>8224619
S U G A R
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>>8224626
Shit. Well, I mean if I went back to McDonald's would you think it's alright?. This junk actually fills me up for a while (even though I need like 5 packets to get full).
>>8224634
how about neither
>Nutrition Facts
>Calories from Fat 20
>Calories 130
>Sodium 180mg 8%
>Total Carbohydrate 27g 9%
>Sugars 12g
you could do a lot worse than 650 cal and 60g of sugar per meal, but you could do a lot better. cut it down to two packets at absolute most. add a banana (roughly the same in terms of sugar & calories, but wider variety of nutrients) if you want
what spices would go well with an omelette containing potatoes and sweet potatoes?
>>8224528
Montreal steak seasoning
Should I get sushi for lunch or pizza?
Can you cook carrots on a bbq?
>>8224568
why are you asking us?
yes
Why do they even bother growing white rice when yellow is superior in every way?
Decent b8 6/10
I still have no idea what makes all the different rices so special.
Except maybe brown rice being so fatty and filling.
I tried putting some black rice in with a batch rice. It was maybe 15% black, 85% white. Turned the whole thing purple.
Diets.
I'm giving this diet a try to see if it works as well as they say (10lbs in 3 days)
Post any diets you've tried.
>>8224498
I love cups of tuna
>>8224503
yeah man, I got some chipotle southwest sauce to add to it.
>cups
>tablespoons
>inaccurate portions
>not weighing using metric
Yeah, nah.
You're not gonna make it.
>plating
I completely draw the line at the point where there's shit on my plate that I'm not even supposed to eat. I will straight up walk out of a restaurant upon receiving my meal
I also have a hard time with painted plates referencing the food I'm eating. If presented with one, I will kindly ask to have the meal transplanted onto a normal plate, and to stop being treated like a kid eating spaceship shaped cereal
Sorry Chief, I'm callin it
>time of death 22:30 10/27/2016
>>8224492
>wants to be treated like an adult
>accomplishes this by stomping off after getting something he doesn't like, or throwing a temper tantrum until servers put his food on a plate that's acceptable
Do you request a bib and a bottle too, you big baby?
I thought making every single thing on the plate edible was part of some sort of chef code