What the FUCK?!?
Mangoes are fucking gross.
I loves my fruit, and this morning I went to one of my favourite shops thinking mmm ill make a banana and blueberry smoothie for breakfast. They had these big ass mangoes so I thought, yo, mango smoothie could be good. Cost me 8 fucking dollars.
I was getting real excited thinking about my smoothie and rubbed my crotch against a little girls head as I walked past her (I live in Japan where such behaviour is not only legal but encouraged)
Anyway I get home, make my smoothie and it's fucking DISGUSTING. What a fucking rip. Waste of a carton of milk and some blueberries too.
Why are mangoes so such shit tier fruit?
Also lets discuss fruit, I love it. What is your favourite? I think mine would have to be pink grapefruit, love them shits.
2.4/10
you tried
>>8223231
If you aren't going to post about mangoes or other fruit, then don't post.
>>8223210
m8 never buy those shitty big ones you want the small yellow ones those are god tier never buy these shitty ones that are pic related
As a white-as-fuck American, I have no idea what to do with this shit. What is something simple and inexpensive to serve this with that doesn't involve some crap out of a box?
Just say you come from poverty and ignorance; no reason to bring race into it. Rice is as white-as-fuck as American food gets.
>>8223178
1 part water
1 part rice
Wash the rice a bit first.
Cook it.
There ya go.
Serve it with fucking anything, it doesn't matter. Eat it plain.
Anyone try this sweet? I don't like Twinkies but gonna give it a try for the Holidays
Smells of cinnamon (mon) and ginger
Yep, tastes of cinnamon and ginger.....slight hint of cream cheese. Improves on the original Twink but not worth the money
>>8223159
Holy shit this is meme as fuck
Is it possible to caramelize white onions? I had a shit ton I needed used, so I'm attempting to caramelize them for french onion soup, but two hours later and not a hint of brown.
>pic related
>>8222982
use bacon grease
>>8222982
Git gud, made this two nights ago for the same.
Turn the heat up and/or stop stirring so much.
Also I hope you added butter or oil to the pot. The oil aids in heat transfer.
>>8222989
Gotcha, I've been stirring it every now and again, so I'll quit. And yeah, I had butter in there.
I just got 14 fucking nonstick pots and pans and I already had stainless steel ones. Is there any reason to keep the old ones? Like what is the point of sticky pans
To stick to the side of your cabinet apparently.
>>8222900
How do you get them to stay put like that?
>>8222933
Papertowel neutralizes non-stick properties, allowing the pots to stick.
Anyone else save their bacon grease for cooking with later?
>>8222892
immediately cook my eggs in them
>>8222892
sure. put a dab in stew or soup, or when searing meat. gotta keep tabs on when you stashed it tho since it goes rancid after a while
Yes. My favorite thing to use is for is potatoes though. It tends to be pretty strongly flavored and I think it overpowers eggs
Do you consider people who need ranch and or blue cheese with wings weak?
I consider anyone who eats animal products weak
anyone who needs to survive in atmosphere is weak
I'd just rather taste the wing instead of blue cheese
I've already had two rum and cokes, it's nearly bedtime, and it's only Wednesday.
Help me.
going on ~40 hours sober. Holy cow the first day withdrawal was unbearable.
>>8222718
So your either a completely normal adult, or are so underage you think a couple drinks before bedtime is haram. I think I know which.
>>8222733
I bought this (375ml) for Halloween, but I'm flying off the rails man. I have work tomorrow, and I'm already toasty.
I need to stop before I get into the harvest blend wine.
Okay, I'm 25 and im getting a super hot 16-year old (legal here) boy over for a weekend in a couple of years. He drinks alcohol, so I'll buy a moderate amount of beer or wine. But what on earth should i serve him before we fuck all night? I know many 16-year olds are picky eaters. All tips are appreciated. I have a deep fryer.
Pic not related
cat food
couple of months*** haha
>>8222607
>in a couple of years
wut
Why is this so overpriced
Does anyone have any /menuhacks/ to eat here cheaply?
I already know you can save 20 cents ordering a coffee cup instead of a soda cup
>>8222524
Best hack I got is don't eat there if it doesn't fit your budget.
Hopefully u dont casually eat there often lol
>>8222524
best hack is pretend panera doesnt exist so you stop eating there and make your own damn food
Detroit-Style Pizza > New York-Style Pizza > Shit > Chicago-Style Pizza
Discuss.
>>8222432
>pan pizza better than anything
Ya tried
>american """"""""""pizza""""""""""
>>8222432
>never knowing if Detroit pizza is any good because you'd have to go to Detroit
Does your pup go nuts over a certain type of food? When i make meatballs, this bastard goes nuts. I can be making food all day but the moment the maranara sauce is on these and they are ready to eat it is like nothing he has seen before
My cat begs relentlessly whenever I have food but almost never eats any that I offer to her. Though I love the offended, how-dare-you look when she's offered coffee grounds.
dogs love toast
>>8222426
You can train them not to beg if they're assholes about it by offering them something catnasty every time they do it. Citrus peels, onions, and minty gum work pretty well.
Today I cook 짜장면
120g white onion
110g zucchini
130g potato
110g Korean radish
160g pork belly
Why won't my pictures rotate
Here is cut vegetable
Fry pork until crispy
Is beef tartare acceptable? Or should you cook it to at least a medium?
>>8222163
Is driving above 45 mi/hr acceptable? Or should you never drive faster than that?
risk management is all in your head, anon.
>>8222163
Cooked. Look at the stats of where it's most popular, over 50% of French people have parasites from raw meat.
>Toxoplasma gondii is a parasite that may be found in raw or undercooked meat. Cultural differences in raw meat consumption are thought to be a cause of regional variation in the prevalence of toxoplasma infection, up to around 55% in France.
>>8222172
Full retard.
Is it bad to drink coffee everyday? pic unrelated
no
unless you drink 500 calorie coffee style beverages
then kys
>>8222037
if you have anxiety or similar problems Id recommend less coffee. otherwise... eh whatever
nope. coffee is awesome and good for you. It helps me a lot with many problems I've been having. 1-3 mugs a day is fine.