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>>8326387
>eating watermelon
>negro detected

>>8326387
>Slice watermelon
>Weigh the pieces down and set in a body of water..
>Watch niggers flock to the treat and drown.
I mean, the thing is a multi tasking marvel.

>>8326391
you know why negros eat watermelon? Because it is delicious.

>>8326195
>what do you guys eat when you're nervous, anxious, sad, etc.?
Normal meals.

Nigga, "comfort food" is a one way trip to fat town.

>>8326202
ehh, that's if you do it all the time

Fried chicken/ice cream

But what really helps is eating something fulfilling and nutritious like ramen with bone broth or avocado salad. If i eat junk I feel even worse but if I'm feeling down and eat something nutritious, I actually feel pretty good afterwards.

>inb4 burgers, meatballs, meatloaf

burgers
meatballs
meatloaf

>>8326081
My best guess is burgers, meatloaf and meatballs.

Seriously, you have some good meat there. But you have to mix it with at least 20% pork fat to make it palatable. After that, make whatever ground meat dish you're hungry for.

>>8325904
>how do you even save money by adding lead to babyfood

It wasn't that they added lead into babyfood to save money, it was that they cut corners and added a filler into the milk powder and it was the filler that happened to contain lead.

>>8325904
Koreans are almost as shitty when it comes to food safety as the chinese. You're probably ok, but consider it a lesson well learned. They'll fuck you over if they can. If you want to be confident, buy Japanese.

>>8325915
Well, anyhow, China and their products scare me. Especially when it comes to anything going into my mouth.

>>8325878
>I've tried vinegar, baking soda, boiling with lime, everything I can think of.
All that and they still look like the pic? Scary shit m8. I wish I knew what to recommend. How much did you pay for em?

Fwiw, I think good maintenance over a long period of time will eventually restore them. Every time wifey scorches them it'll counteract your progress though.

>>8325903
I didn't pay a ton. Probably 40 for the two smaller ones and 30 for the big one with the copper bottom. They are the kohl's special. We just bought a set of ceramic which is great for non stick but takes for fucking ever to heat up. I just wanted to save my pans because to me they represent the time in my life where I learned to cook like an adult. But she would just drop frozen hash browns in there with absolutely no fat because somehow cooking with fat is the reason people are fat. Yet our cast iron is pristine so who the fuck knows.

>>8325878
soap, water, and a stainless steel scrubbie pad
it's fine

euthanize thineself

>>8325764
>You starting your thread off like that

That's definitely why you're single.

>>8325767
Don't you like nachos, talking about nachos, eating nachos? Nachos is the #1 snackfood in the world, it would not be surprising if I find girlfriend who like nachos. So blow me.

>>8325649
If the yeast was expired, that COULD be it. Let it sit around and see what happens, though. The lack of bubbles could be due to a lot, like colder temperatures, different barometric pressure, or what have you.

What SG did you pitch at? What SG is it now?

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>>8325649
Your hydrometer reading should have been taken before you pitched your yeast to get your original gravity
Then you could take readings and be able to know when you're done fermenting
But in this case I'd say your yeast was dead
Go to your local home brew store and buy another packet and re-pitch and aerate your wort before re-pitching and you should be OK OP

>love making beef stew
>imagine future son shit talking me whilst i make it
>punch balls to punish future son

>>8325565
Why don't you just tell him? he'll respect you for having some balls. right now he is ashamed of you, you know. he lies about you to his friends.

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>>8325565
Are you sure you're just a total asshole about food?

My dad left when I was one and has had a string of unfortunate incidents related to being an alchoholic so we don't talk to him.

Mfw wish could cook stew with my dad

>>8325164
>potluck
there's a copypasta for that!

>>8325169
What is it?

I was thinking about making corn pone or upside down cake

Location?

Different places in the world have different tastes.

raisins,
pears,
apples.

coconuts are worst

watermelon blows fat chodes in back alleyways

>>8324997
>What are your top 3 fruit?

banana
strawberries
apple

>What is the objectively worst fruit?

watermelon lol

>Why is watermelon the best fruit?

Bad taste fampai

I have the best taste in fruits. Hands down.

>>8324997
Top 3
Apples
Bananas
Watermelon

Worst is probably astringent persimmons.

>>8324627
Worms are food too, eat it.

>>8324627
are you fucking serious?
You would have to grill it to charcoal just to make sure and where is the point in eating that?. Even if one of the eggs survies. have fun getting your asshole tickled from then on to an occassional "hi there how you doin?"

>>8324627
how "full of worms" are we talking? if there are just a few and you can remove them before cooking, you're good. assuming you cook the fish properly, you should be fine. if there are more than a few, i'd probably take the fish back to the store.

I ate that thing today. It was truely horrible tbqh

>>8324493
kurwa

I've never had one of these before, what's wrong with them?

>>8324113
Also, where the fuck can I find screw pine/pandan leaves?

Asian market only has "pandan syrup" but it's entirely artificial with no actual pandan in it.

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>>8324113
Pic related is the cheap Korean rice I tried, pretty meh 2bh.

>>8324123
That's because it's sweet rice, which is used mainly for confections. Next time look for calrose or jasmine, newchild.

>>8324083
No

>>8324083
>Washington (state), USA
>$12
>Garbanzo beans

>>8324083
>Ontario, Canada
depends what you mean by a meal. I can eat for 1 for $0.16 USD by just having some sphaghetti for dinner.

>>8322118
Did you know pumpernickel roughly translates to "fart devil", or "wind sprite"?

>>8322970
Accurate name.

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That's not a pumpernickel, this is.