Sitting here with red itchy patches all over my skin. I think it might be from chocolate.
Are there any foods that you are allergic too?
pine nuts :(
Used to be soy, but I outgrew that.
Dads allergic to potatoes though, poor bastard.
I'm allergic to being alive. It makes me feel terrible and benadryl barely helps.
Hi, guys.
I'm 34 and never eaten steak before.
I would like to try one before I die which may be soon.
I've already outlived my expiration date given by doctors and fear I will die without ever eating a steak.
I've never eaten a burger either.
Please post aesthetic steaks so I may work up the courage to try one.
Thanks.
Anon, I love you. You wanna talk?
>>8321801
you're probably dying cause of not enough steak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PpZarebqCo
Have some Slav food porn
Pic unrelated, it's just there in case you're too much of a PUSSY to confront the STEAK, you little BITCH
>>8321830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXBdswINLRQ
How would I go about cooking this?
>>8321537
Well, I doubt there's any pot big enough to boil it in, so I guess you'd have to stick it in the oven for a few hours
>>8321639
This makes no sense.
So I'm going to the local oriental market in a couple weeks, I generally just get taro/green tea sweets and some ramen/udon, but I wanna get into real cooking, and also eating somewhat healthier. What are some staples and suggestions?
Also, I had Unagi (eel) sushi and unagi don at a Japanese restaurant recently and it was god tier, do they sell eel at markets? Would I be able to make it at home?
>>8321451
>Also, I had Unagi (eel) sushi and unagi don at a Japanese restaurant recently and it was god tier, do they sell eel at markets?
Going to depend entirely on the store, but the two I frequent have fairly large frozen seafood cases, and one has a fairly small fresh seafood selection. In fact even my local Kroger's store (mainstream American grocer) has a lot of frozen seafood in their Asian section...it's a non-standard Kroger's, they bought out another grocer, that had a very unusually large Asian foods section (Japanese in particular), catering to university demographics.
In a city with something like a Chinatown or Koreatown or whatever, with dense Asian populations, there would inevitably be more stores, with everything you could imagine.
>I wanna get into real cooking, and also eating somewhat healthier. What are some staples and suggestions?
Really depends on what you like, but...
A simple stir-fry, pick a protein (chicken, tofu), a vegetable (broccoli, bean pods, asparagus), add some basics (ginger, onion, a chili), and make a sauce...or for starting out just buy a bottled sauce of a flavor you like, szechuan or general tso or thai peanut or whatever. Serve with rice, or add some cooked rice noodles toward the end.
Speaking of Asian markets, I always feel apprehensive shopping at one. I always think that the owners/other Asians are like "hey white bread this is our food go fuck off and buy your Hungry Man get out white boy"
They're not thinking that, are they? Surely they'd just like to make money
What's udon like reheated for luch at work? I've been scared to guy it because I have a feeling it will be mush.
So i know you all like cooking. But are any of you also healthy or are you all fat as fuck?
>>8321362
I hate cooking
I love fast food, im thinking of starting a Youtube series
Ideas?
>>8321362
i lift 4 days a week, but i probably have shit cholesterol. of course, heart disease runs in my family.
>>8321371
How overweight are you?
Be it tenders or nuggets, you're gonna want some dipping sauce
So what is your sauce? I get one ranch, and one BBQ, and I alternate
>>8321230
>hot mustard
Too soon, Anon. I'm not ready to talk about it yet.
>>8321230
McChicken sauce
>>8321230
Chic-fil-a sauce
Best fast food burger. So good.
>Rust belt and southern shithole locations
If you don't have good national spread your chain is indisputable trash and is only praised because MUH LOCAL CHAIN XDDDD
>>8320224
Or it's because coasties have faggot palettes and can't handle butter or grease.
>>8320227
>palettes
Retard.
Pictures from Thanksgiving
>>8319599
viplana asocua
>>8319601
>>8319607
Didn't really know where to post this cos it's a little bit /x/ but thought I'd try here first.
Me and my girlfriend were getting stoned and drinking beer when we noticed that the brewdog bottles potentially contain a binary code hidden in the raised and non-raised lines on the label.
We transcribed the highlighted section of the label (taking raised lines as 1s and non-raised lines as 0s) and got the following:
1001010000100100010010000
0000100100100001001001000
0010010001000100110
1101000100101010000
0010000010100100000
1000010100001000000
0100010011010001000
0001000001001010000
1000100100100100000
0101010100100010000
0000010010010100000
1010010101000010000
0010101000101000000
1010001010001100100
1001010101
We tried a binary translator but with no luck. Also we noticed that the "code" on the dead pony club bottles is different from that on the punk IPA, but we can't be bothered to read that one too unless we know that it actually does mean something.
Anyone heard of this before or know anything about it?
>>8319535
why do you have to point out you have a girlfriend ? how much is it important to your question ?
>>8319535
It probably is a code of some sort, knowing them it will be something edgy.
Quite interested to see what it is though.
>>8319535
ļæ½
It's binary for this unicode character.
I have no idea what they mean.
Is she a good cook?
I would pump a slug of jizz so hard up her cunt it would shock her into reverse menopause and she would bear me three perfect triplets
mommy makes me give her cummies before she will make me dindin
>>8318336
KEK
STOP
I'm going to pat it dry anyway, so I'd rather not have turkey/chicken juice all over my cutting board/counter.
>>8315464
gotta get rid of those bone fragments.
>>8315464
Why?
Nice.
>>8314953
What am I looking at?
>>8314953
this guy has a great channel, got to him by watching Ashens eat old food.
>>8314953
>4 crackers
>Can of sadness
>(Chicken?)
>Black death
>Chocolate
>Razor blade to commit suicide
Today we try the omakase at Matsuhisa
8 courses at $125
Got seats at the sushi bar!
JalapeƱo topped tuna with a garlicky yuzu soy sauce
Sashimi course with a palate cleanser
Yall ever been here
A very long time ago
used to always get nuggets, and my mom would buy me shiny rocks
once we bought an acre of rain forest land there, although I don't actually know what that means
They had one here back in the late 90's. I used to be terrified of the animals.
Opinions on croutons in french onion soup? I dont understand what troglodyte decided it would be a good idea to put the bread under the cheese in direct contact with the soup? It's just soggy like that. I always put my croutons ABOVE the cheese like a civilized fucking human so that I preserve the texture of my crispy crouton. Pic related.
>>8323105
You pleb. The point is the bread gets a bit soggy on the underside and on top you have a delicious grilled-cheese-like treat.
>shredded cheese on french onion soup
how depressing
>>8323115
I shredded that smoked gruyere myself you cunt, how dare you insinuate I use bagged mozeralla