>taiwan friends bring home some noodles
>open then, everything normal
>see the sauce
>oh boy
>>8327416
Is it Mushroom soup?
What are those white filaments?
Well, open minded as i am, added a raw egg and mixed the whole.
It has some kind of dried shrooms also
>>8327416
report him to the TSA, your not supposed to bring food back, and if he HAD declared that they wouldve noticed it had expired and thrown it out
deport him
getting a pizza tonight, where should i get it from /ck/?
my options are:
Pizza Hut
Little Caesars
East of Chicago
Dominos
and before you say get from local, i live in a place with only one decent local shop and they hate my guts because of a disagreement we had years ago, so they'd probably cum on my pizza if i ordered from there.
picture unreleated
Just make your own, those are shit choices.
>>8327389
If you're getting cheap pizza you should just save your money and go with Little Caesars.
I did order from Dominos last night though but that's because I don't have any transportation.
They have a 50% off pizza coupon right now when you order online.
>>8327396
nigga im getting a pizza because i want to NOT cook tonight
Embarrassing Culinary stories before you learned how to cook, I'll start.
I grew up very poor and my parents couldn't cook. Typical meal was canned poured into a bowl and microwaved.
I thought pic related was a decoration until I was 18.
>>8327266
>I thought pic related was a decoration until I was 18
kek'd
for the first three months of living on my own, all kitchen equipment i used were a microwave and an electric kettle. all i ate were microwave burgers, sausages (wieners) and white bread
>>8327266
That's a very nice rack.
>>8327266
i was with my gf at a hawaii-themed restaurant, really dark in the place. gf orders salmon, food arrives and there's these lemon wedges so she squeezes that on the lemon. tastes her food and says "this fish tastes kinda weird"
turns out, it was actually orange wedges and that made the taste weird
Is pizza just a cooked open faced sandwich?
You're so right
NO its a PIZZA
It's a deep dish pasta, my man
Is paleo a meme or legit?
>>8327092
Paleo is indeed an element of a culture or system of behaviour passed from one individual to another by imitation or other non-genetic means.
Yes it is a meme.
All I know is that I ate a lot of pulled pork last night and this morning my piss smelled weird.
One of the best memes out there because it suckers in atheists who actually believe their retarded evolution shit.
Best way to remove scratched teflon? A local thrift store gives away all the badly messed up stuff. I've tried sanding, it doesn't have much of a grip. I've tried grinding, it takes off too much metal.
Grind with a wire brush attachment.
if this is a pastime you plan to devote significant time to I'd recommend sandblasting
Burn cooking side down over a wood fire, it'll turn it to dust
Things to do with pork belly?
I just made some stir fried pork belly with a gochujang sauce, and yesterday I deep fried it and tossed it in a sweet soy sauce kinda of creation. I have a lot of Korean ingredients so that's usually my go-to.
>>8325381
Cure it. Mix 1/2 salt, 1/2 brown sugar and put the pork in it. Let it sit in there for about five days. Then take it out and hang it in cheese cloth for at least a week (but as long as you want).
It is the most delicious meat candy.
braise it
http://kirbiecravings.com/2014/08/crispy-golden-pork-belly.html
I made this all the time
Any produce clerks here?
I'm a grocery night stocker. The real man's position.
>>8321714
Night stock is unbearable if you work in a understaffed store.
I worked produce a year ago. Great job. Produce is easily the best position in a grocery store.
Jim Delligatti, the creator of the Big Mac, has passed away.
RIP you glorious bastard.
>>8324591
indeed
>>8324580
Fucking mad scientist found a way to kill people off while profiting wildly
What the fuck is this cereal's problem?
It's full of high fructose corn syrup
>>8327149
Is that why you piss honey for a day
I like how they stuck the word "sugar" in, it's perfect for the American audience because you're too stupid to realise that it's not real sugar and it's just hfcs
>muh diabeetus
>>8327150
No, youre just a fat American, fuck off
Is there anymore comforting than waking up early in the morning and going to your nearest McDonalds® restaurant and ordering a nice warm cup of fresh brewed coffee from the McCafé™ along with a full breakfast to help start your day?
A cigarette and a watery dump is high on my comforts list in the morning.
Why, yes! That's going to my closest Taco Bell® and ordering a Breakfast Crunchwrap™ of course!
These threads need to be deleted right away.
My dad send me a belgian winter ale.
Since I'm not gonna get BARELY tipsy by myself in my shut-in existence, I was thinking I could maybe put it in some food. what would it go well in?
It describes itself as "is brewed in the style of belgian "cloister style"(perhaps it's called trappist beer in english? Idk). The beer has a nutty-brown color with a beautiful creamy foam
This christmas ale has a complex nose(?), with notes of plums and raisins which ae rounded off with a sweet malty staste, were you fint hints of chocolate and nuts."
Quite poorly written marketing speak but eh, I guess it could be useful for suggestions.
>>8326976
A beef stew is the most obvious choice.
I use a lot of beers and wines in stews and casseroles . .. . ignore what people say, - DON'T use decent drinkable beers, use cheap stuff.
A Belgian trappist beer is for drinking.
>>8326982
But I'm a social drinker with no social life.
It's one beer. Just drink it for the taste you fucking autist.
The most patrician nut.
>pink
reeeeeee
Are they activated though
>>8326939
>activated maroon pistachios
surely you jest
Would you rather have a double cheeseburger combo to last you the whole day every day, or three health food meals every day?
>>8326748
How would the double cheeseburger combo last me the entire day? Is the burger large?
>>8326748
>burger and fries
>last you the whole day
do you just sit on your ass all day? that little food isn't enough for people with an active lifestyle.
three meals a day is where it's at. even better when it's "health" food, whatever one may mean by this
What defines health, no meat? If I could eat mashed potatoes or mac n cheese I'd be fine with that
Korean living in Canada here.
Why do middle aged white women make weird almost-sexual moaning noises when discussing food?
For example, "I got the fritter with crême fraiche and chives at The Red Cabin uptown, and it soooooo (moaning) goooooood."
I sometimes hear white men do this too, but never anyone of non-white ethnicity.
>>8326454
In western culture it is ok to express happiness at enjoying things.
You have to go back
What does it feel like, knowing that you will only hear moans of pleasure when women discuss restaurants and food?