I came here because I'm having a moral crisis and I thought you guys could share some insight. I caught a pretty big wheel bug the other day. If I kill it and make an insect collection I can get extra credit in my entymology class. I feel bad though as it was minding it's business outside and presented me no harm. Please help
>>2235999
Wear his shell as a second skin and identify as bug-kin in your class. If they give you a bad grade, tell him that they are discriminating against your sexual identity.
>>2236005
Thank you for your honesty
take a good a photo of it and tell the instructor you don't want to kill living things
if they won't give you the credit take it up with someone higher than him
So you heard ot those "Nigerian prince" scammers? well they got inventive and now apparently play a couple giving away kittens for "free" but with a catch.
Before anything, I live in Poland, this is important.
So supposedly this couple (of morons) normally live in Poland but because of (insert bullshit excusehere) they are now in Cameroon (as in Cameroon, Africa) and have their kittens there.
Long story short they are asking me if I want to "pop over to Cameroon or if I want to send them the travel fees so they can send me the kittens"
Of course I caught on at that point and sadly for them I have a mischevious attitude to such people so I feel like having some fun at their expense, 4chan, I'm waiting for your ideas.
Make them clever and believable enough so the person doesn't catch on that I know they're trying to scam me.
I'll pick the winning idea and send pics ofhow the events unfold.
They gave me a phone number but I'm hiding it in the unlikely scenario that it is a real number or something and in case anyone wants to prank call them that would give all this away and ruin the fun for us all.
why would anyone pay money for a cat anyway lmao
>>2235985
Right? They are free. If they wanted this to be successful they should have tried doing it with purebred puppies or some shit
>thinking people will go to great lengths to pick up what is essentially a large rat
So I grew up with an Amazon parrot, and I have chickens and quail now. I am reading up on parrot training and interaction because it's been so long since I had a parrot and yesterday I picked up 3 for free over craigslist. A blue Indian ringneck and 2 lovebirds. They are all very shy and I want to work slowly with them to make them friendly enough to hold without them being terrified. Any tips on that or reference sites or books, I would appreciate.
Other than that, I wanted to ask opinions on one of the lovebirds. She has a messed up beak, like an old injury or perhaps she was born that way. She can eat and drink fine and she even climbs and preens with it. Do you think I need to take her to the vet to evaluate it? Or is it okay as long as she is acting normal? The people did not tell me one of the birds was special needs until I got there, so I'm a bit concerned.
>pic related; the lovebird with the messed up beak
>>2235906
No, it's not okay. Her beak needs to be trimmed. BADLY. And all of the birds need to go to the vet. Don't tell me you weren't planning on taking them.
the ringneck
>>2235909
No, I wasn't. They seem very healthy. I don't bring healthy animals to the vet honestly. I know some disagree with that, but I have a small farm and it's just how we do things.
Thank you for your opinion on her beak. I will bring her to the vet ASAP.
So my cat just likes to play rough, it just scratches and bites hard.. It just got blood coming out of my hand
It's about 6 month old, and it's a female.. Is this normal? What can I do? Is there any possibility if me having any kind of disease from this? Tell whatcha got... Anything. :-)
Pics related (my hand)
enjoy your cat scratch fever and toxoplasmosis.
>>2235882
Is that a bad thing?
>>2235885
And I'm a male so I guess that makes me saver
>tfw cat is in heat
I feel so bad for her and I'm gonna get her fixed after it's done but what can I do for her in the meantime? Does the hot towel trick work? I hate hearing her suffer.
Seal?
>>2235948
Seal.
>>2235950
Seal!
Do people have owls as pets? What's it like?
>>2235804
A bunch of idiots thought it would be a good idea to get one after Harry Potter movies gained populartiy.
Turns out that solitary, nocturnal raptors with sharp talons and a massive need of space aren't such good pets after all.
>>2235847
Sounds like a poor people problems to me.
>>2235881
>implying money can fix ignorance
fluffy cow
Not naturally, its bad for the cows health too
>>2235759
How is it bad for the cow's health?
fluffy cow
Guys my dog just pooped this and im worried. Wtf. Hes acting fine. White sclera so no liver dmg. Wet gums. Idk.
Lmfao nevermind guys. He got into a sack of white rice in the pantry during the night. Mystery solved.
>>2235685
Kek
>>2235685
Goddamn dogs.
My dog is shitting everywhere and throwing up. And her butthole is bleeding. Im freaki ng out and im about to take her too the vet obviously. Shes my first dog and Im really confused on what too do the vet doesn't open till 11am and its 7:53am here I don't know what to do to help my dog untill then please help. I don't usually post here on /an/ so excuse me if i come off as a newfag.
Has she eaten any chocolate? Also look around for after hours vet
>>2235675
No we don't have chocolate as far as I know because I don't eat it. Doing that as we speak
Don't give her any food, water. Relax, stay calm.
Does anyone know what these fuckers are? There have been about 50 of them over the past 2 weeks.
I want these fuckers out.
>>2235537
Same, where you live?
I'm in norcal
>>2235539
East bay area. They aren't too bad, but they're everywhere.
>>2235537
Could be some kind of dobsonfly or fishfly.
Stonefly is also a possibility.
cate
>>2235410
Cate
>>2235535
That's not a house cat. That's an actual wild cat that is endangered.
>>2235538
All OP said was cate, not house or wild my friend
I recently took my old man to the vet and one of the nurses said that he looks like he has main coon in him.
This interested me because he was given to us through strangers in an ad. So we never knew what breed he was and all his other vets simply said he was a long haired tabby.
I started looking up about it and a lot of his characteristics match that of a main coon.
He may only have a small amount, and I have no way of making sure, but I think it's cool to know a bit about what his breed is.
Does anyone else have mutt cats? Let's see those pics!
My cat looks and acts like a Russian blue but she's not.
Your cat doesn't look like a Maine coon remotely.
Most cats are mutt cats, also known as moggies. Just enjoy your cat. It's just a cat, which vary wildly in personalities.
>>2235367
Ahh ok
Of course I love my cat always, but it would have been cool if he had some main coon in him.
That is one fine shmewster. Please enjoy this image of mine, she is wonderful.
What should I name this cat
It identified itself as a he
ugly piece of shit
>>2235352
>It identified itself as a he
WTF does this mean? Did it introduce its cock and balls with pomp and circumstance?
Name it bocephus
>>2235352
If you're keeping it outside then don't bother naming it because it's as good as dead
Anyone here work or volunteer at an animal shelter? I'm thinking about volunteering.
>>2235336
Work and volunteered at a shelter. Volunteering isn't hard.
>>2235336
I did for a while. I just feed the animals. It was fine.
I did, then I moved onto "unofficial" work at a veterinary hospital. I guess it depends on who you are, but i absolutely loved it. Don't be put off if they start you with basic work for the first month or so, if you show them you know what your doing and care about your work, they'll move you up.
Is hating Fiat just a meme? I think their cars perform reasonably well. I see people complain about them all the time but never give specifics or post proof.
What exactly is so bad about modern Fiats anyway? Are ricerfags just mad that not everybody wants some over-priced plastic, stanced monstrosity to turn le heads of le hotties?
What kind of dog is this?
Wrong board anon.
>>>/o/
>>2235289
weird looking animal you got there, is it endangered?