Archived threads in /an/ - Animals & Nature - 498. page

>$1000 for a 'purebred' dog with no papers

I hope no one actually pays attention to her. BYB should be taken more seriously across social media.

>>2233108
Too late.

Also, just found this here:
(insert facebook here) /groups/427844290652874/

>>2233106

I bought a dog without papers once. Only once. You can't tell for sure when they're puppies, but as they get older you can start to see how poorly maintained their bloodline is. How the breeding stock was not chosen to bring out good traits. By the time you notice, it is far too late.

I love my dogs, but I have gotten for more misery out of the dog without papers. She costs $4000 more than my other dog in the 1st year do to health complications, and her behavior is still erattic to this day. It is impossible to cuddle with her because she can't sit still, and she "flops" whenever she lays down which is... impossible to explain. She is the only reason we can't let the other dog have full-roam of the house. He can handle it just fine, but she can't leave stuff alone and will eat everything.

Just ... a bad situation.

>>2231207
rip mah nigga toughie *dicks out*

why can't the good animals be memes?

Dicks out for toughie

File: image.jpg (36KB, 500x366px) Image search: [Google]

36KB, 500x366px

I wish this is the kind of story that would appear on TV. I don't want to hear about what Donald Trump tweeted at 3 AM. I don't care that Hillary Clinton wore a red dress instead of blue. I don't want to know who Kim Kardashian is endorsing.

People need to know about toughie.

Please stop post this is my nightmare

Too small brain

Different diet

Not as good adapting capabilities

So, no. It was not our fingers or our brain that made us what we are now, but rather our fingers, big brain and a combination of other characteristics and conditions

File: 7183454013_19c0527ac9_z.jpg (117KB, 640x389px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 640x389px

>>2226528
Crows are generally selfish, greedy, and uncooperative (especially outside their mate)solitary -for the most part- animals.

Most likely, they would be up to Neanderthal intelligence, but mainly on how to exploit other creatures on their own or offspring.

File: IMG_20160915_193719.jpg (3MB, 2992x4000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2992x4000px

10/10 I love torties

>>2221403
garbage

>>2221406
garbage

NEXT

>>2221410
Post yours then

..his friends, the bellowing hippo, or what in fore, why wouldst a hippo not sing, unless he were laying in wait for terror and mayhem, aseth such might the crocodile, were he less to sleauth and horror, in depths unboundable, but set in forth; a happy hippo is one who kills crocodiles, and those alone who do not know why…
This in life or fortune of mischief, this was gone on in ever more a blatant disregard for size, in our creatures, of this fairest Oktober skies, and gone on, forever more, that this was thoughtless paradise, in sureness fore going Back, and haveyou, this which haveyou, this once, overture, was gone on, away in wind not, for sure soaring of SizE was thought and well looked after, only by those who do not allow trees to grow as they might, and disrupt all earthen forms and peril to held hostage scapes of land in any regarding, but this gone back against this shoreline, fore coast ne’er boundable from one shore to another, in any conceivably similar fashion, fore here is a changing of air tides so profound, this in lieu of closer inspection or low flying, would comest you up against boundlessly high trees, atop mountains, for goodness and sakes, boundless mountains, over mountainscapse, on seas not, but barren earth yet unblemeshed?
Not so in tree roots withstanding on for endless, countable not ages, unparalelled, but zigzagged, back and around, sure rooted, uprooted, broken apart, changed, birthed, witnessed, disregarded not, sure frought with peril not, in lieau of other barren circumstances, this in short regarding was long on gone in for and kept, this way about in life sure gone never on back against this or not a shore inboundable in life in sure swept circumstances, and heard not of this in once a life, sure gone on by and over, in this surring current, back and less in frought with dangers unbinded, or unkempt, sure in, that this was a place of chaos frought and peril not for those who keepest friends as surely as they do enemi

as they do enemies, and this was nothing frought against with but an alliance of anarchy against law of any kind, in simple disregard for lack of speceitation, and this regarding, was gone on in a musical timeline, set sure forth against, this life, this scaping back and broken currents gone against an endless shore, but this sure scaping back in more tu once in a life, gone forever back in blanketed overture, was forth gone against any set current gone against once forth, sure on against this black widow spider, sure in death does she witness fore her company, if you are keeping. Long live the hearth and home of the black widow spiders?
Sure fair to witness not in the right lighting, but this was the curse not of light, in our regard, and the shining back from webs, but sure on in this, kill, all spiderwebs, so they’re kept busy, and so witches of any kind, do not know how to find them,…

this was sure in less the death of us, but witches collect allies as well, and this was poor in fortune and pain for torment unbidden and kept forth, in sureness not alive, but well, and this was death and fortune sure enough and well, and broken back in torment’s tide, was gone in this; our witchy spell,
but this was less, or, rather, a great deal more, than a lion, would have heard, from the lips of a witch, but the lion does not subscribe to your messageboards, in the posting halls, thereon, in your halls of law, e’er shuns does the lioness, in her prowess, for sure in less, she may burn down your cottage, literally speaking, for what she sees you, a witch, bandying about in your chastened circumstances, and sure for in it, the lioness knows to take apart the spider’s web, on sight of it, anywhere, even if you dare not approach it in the midst of its glamour, for attention…
the spider, we mean… the lioness may not approach the widowed spider, in her midst of circumstance, but she wouldst know not, why, you think, she would knot word to kneed and rip apart the very foundation of this witch’s circumstances!

>why

Because you were too interested to look else where, sicko.

Same reason that transgenders have dicks/pussies. They are fucked in the head and want to be different.

>>2236966
animals don't have free will
they can't discern things, they can't reason, they can't make decisions.
chemicals go off in their brain and their body just reacts.

>>2236831
could be anything. maybe mantis eggs

File: Untitled.png (742KB, 798x594px) Image search: [Google]

742KB, 798x594px

>>2236831
Yeah, that's 100% a praying mantis ooth.

hobo's chewing gum

File: 1377834157_f81be67805.jpg (90KB, 500x381px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 500x381px

>tfw my mom let me name our dog zig zag when i was a 15 year old stoner

LMAO

>>2236748
I'd love to, really.

File: images.jpg (8KB, 263x191px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 263x191px

>"This is my husky wolfdog, Shadow. I feed him raw meat while I browse FA."

just stack piles of slate, fake plants are ugly and plants in general look off in leopard gecko terrariums.

Not a gecko, but I have craft store fake plants on my turtle's basking area, and one resin decor with silk plants in the water. The craft store is fine provided you clean them and make sure there's no exposed wires or take them out if they have any.

The resin plant in the water is tattered after my turtle tried (and failed) eating it.

Yes they're safe as long as they don't have and glitter or sparkles or whatever other garbage craft stores like to put on them. Wash with soapy water and double rinse. Let dry before putting in tank.

>>2236314
Why don't you make a fucking aquarium then you antisocial awkward faggot.

File: sadautismo.jpg (83KB, 645x858px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 645x858px

>>2236314
>tfw intelligent to have friends

File: 1445543437015.jpg (40KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 400x400px

>Tfw to intelligent to give the op (yous)

It's a German Shepherd? Try saying "Nein" instead.

I have no idea if this is recommended or a bad idea but what I did was rub my hands with a stick of butter.

I'd shove my hands near my pupper's face and she would lick off the butter.

Eventually she would lick my hands every time I put them near her instead of nipping.

There are probably better methods but it worked for me and I went from having a very nippy little dalmatian to a dog who hasn't nipped/bitten in the last 5 years I had her.

The generic thing is when you are playing and he bites your hand, you make a loud, sharp yip noise, stop playing, and ignore him for a minute or so.

>>2236153
I found this funnier than I should have.

>>2236126

It's parvo.

They're slowly, painfully dying.

Take them to the vet.

>>2236150
The entire litter probably has parvo.

Its 2000-5000 per dog.

Everything is fucked anon. You can tell them to take them to the vet, but treating an entire litter for parvo is insane.

>>2236126

What the fuck is on them? Vomit? Why are puppies that young in a crate outside? Are you and whoever bred them fucking retarded?

>>2236100
"Life After Neutering"

File: 1469434458690.jpg (56KB, 600x558px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 600x558px

>>2236106

File: 1475725650887.jpg (29KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 640x640px

Doujins

Call fwc on their asses, all US native birds are protected, and ospreys are a definite bird the US wants to protect.

Also, fuck snow birds, as a Miamifag, I can honestly tell them to go to hell.

>>2236110
>>2236098
I did a quick search, and this article isn't from a place where ospreys aren't found year round.

The article states that if the nest was not active, and not in harm's way, it can be removed. Now I'm trusting you on this OP that if the osprey was at the nest at the time of the cutting, and you have proof, call both the DNR and the FWC right away.

http://www.eyeonannapolis.net/2015/05/osprey-nestlings-may-have-died-when-homeowner-cut-tree-in-eastport/

This is incredibly illegal and the snowbirds can get in a lot of fucking trouble with this.

Godspeed OP.

>>2236098
Don't worry too much. The hurricane probably would have destroyed it anyway.

he's 9, by the way

>>2236018
Probably the toxoplasmosis has warped his mind

>>2236046
the what?