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Pretty sure I’m gay, 27, introverted virgin, shy guy.
Been talking to a gay guy (40) online for a day and we seem compatible.
Should I go over there and find out what I’ve missed out on. I haven’t told him I’m a virgin.
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So you want to be the bottom or top guy?
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>>18572520
Bottom definitely. He seems dominant which I find hot.
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>>18572506
If you're attracted to him and get along well, why not? Just be safe. You can always leave if you're not feeling it at the time.
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What should I do?
I sold a collectible cellphone to a guy online some 2 months ago. The phone was lost during transport and Paypal refunded the buyer. Now the phone has been found and it's in customs in Germany and the guy is gonna pick it up in a few days.
The problem is, the buyer said he's not going to pay the original price anymore because of all the problems I caused by selecting the cheapest shipping option. He's also gonna have to pay taxes and he wants compensation for that.
So, he told me he's gonna pick up the phone from customs and then tell me what he wants to pay for it.
What the fuck do I do? He's got the product and the money and he's in a position of power where he can just decide what he feels like paying for my phone. We agreed on 290 euros but that's all gone in the wind I guess.
Is there any chance I can email the German customs, explain the situation to them and have them return the phone to me ASAP?
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>>18572469
check ebay's regulations and then the German customs, they're probably pretty strait-laced so you might be in for a chance, don't write them a blog, just say sthg short like 'buyer has been refunded, please return to sender."
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Say you're muslim and Germany will bend over backwards for you.
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>>18572474
I have a screenshot of the original purchase price and then the refund, which proves he has been given his money back.
Maybe this helps.
I really just want my fucking phone back if he's only gonna give me like 50% of its value.
But he said he wants the phone and won't send it back.
Oky, normal question here, what is the best way to shave your ass. I've don it two times and its really itching. How do I do it without getting itchy?
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>>18572467
never shaved my ass, nor do I want to.... but arent there laser therapies for that type of shit?
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You wax it
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Use clippers...
Why do I tend to attract people on tinder who want relationships?
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Man, that is just talk. She will most likely have sex with you, if you play your cards right. Probably just something she says to weed bad matches out.
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>>18572473
This. What women say they will (or won't) do and what they will (or won't) actually do are two different things altogether. She's not stupid; she knows Tinder is a hookup app but she doesn't want to look like a slut on the prowl for sex so she puts up this front about wanting to get to know you to make herself feel less slutty (so if an attractive guy meets up with her and seduces her it just happened -- plausible deniability).
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Just say you wanna date then pump a d dump retard.
Who cares about their feelings when you are just gonna fuck them and never see them again.
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Had a fucked up dream. 2017-07-30 01:17:46 Post No.18572449
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Went through psychosis caused by someone fucking me up so much i became nothing a bit ago, and i became scared of my baby self dying from evil time travelers(it was an old fear of mine from when i was a kid)
Now for the dream.
After i woke-up i rested until i got into a trance state where was in a room and it felt like VR.
I went through doors to go into another room.
At the end i was stuck in a room where whichever door i went through in that room it led me to the previous one.
Until i found a secret door hidden behind stuff.
when i went in there was a passed out baby me missing a leg, the stump all bloody.
Was it my brain trying to scare me again?
Or is there some meaning with the bloody stump telling me im damaged?
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>>18572449
don't
there is no real, direct meaning behind dreams. When you have nightmares it is because of stress, which coems from things like
>going to sleep while being obsessed about something
Even something good like "oh boy, I'm ultra hyped about tomorrow's game!" is a stressant that can lead to nightmares
>Cold
>Shit eating habits
>lack of exercise
>blood not reaching one of your arms because you slept onto it or put it over your head when you fell asleep
>anything that is commonly associated with psychological stress (excessive worries, exams, routine, depression...)
there is nothing "broken" about you in the psychological level and that you are fucked up in the head.You just sleep like shit
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Stop with all the nonsense 2017-07-30 01:09:00 Post No.18572434
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Stop with all the nonsense
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I spent too much time on the computer.
How do I change that?
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>>18572434
Stop being addicted?
No, for real. If you have friends, go meet up with them. It will at least help you feel better about yourself.
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Fill your schedule with more interesting and more important things and time spent on the computer will naturally decrease. During the university year I barely spend any time on 4chan because I'm always doing something, even more so if I'm involved socially.
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Not OP, but I work as a software engineer, don't have any friends and spend nearly all my waking hours in front of the computer. I also want to make a game in my free time. What do I do?
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I have a serious issue, i've slept with my girlfriends' identical twin sister.
No, this isn't a troll thread, we had a family get together. Couple of friends, my girlfriend and obviously her sister.
We got tired later st night, so i went up to my room since i was a bit drunk. Then came in my girlfriend, or so i thought at the time. She was in her underware, and things just escalsted from there.
In the morning i woke up to her trying to wake me up before everyone else does. She told me she was sorry, and i that she wasn't girlfriend A.
I panicked, and told her to get out, later that day i realized my girlfriend slept on the couch after passing out.
I am really fucking guilty, how do i tell her? Should i even tell her? Help me /adv/!
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could be a trap or a big joke, gf is trying to test your honesty. may as well fess up and tell her, see what happens.
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>>18572404
or maybe they just share everything?
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>>18572432
OP here, i wish that was true. She is really posessive. Wouldn't ever share me with anyone elese .
Anyone here ever find happiness after oneitis? Do you move on or you look back at it forever?
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>>18572397
You move on
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I've had three major oneitis cases (still in one) but I still look back at the crushes that came before. All men get compared to those two.
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>>18572414
then you have a problem
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>moved countries when I was 15
>24 now and still live with my parents
>autistic
>always struggled in social situations
>never had a job
>don't have anything of note to put on a resume
>didn't even finish high school
>have done nothing but play video games for the last 9 years
>both of my parents have been out of a job for the last 6 months or so and haven't been able to find a new one
>they're going to have to move back to our old country
>old country is worse than my current one in almost every way and i really don't want to go back
>don't have the first clue on how to be employable
What the fuck do I do? I have a month left before my parents go back and I can either stay here or go back with them. I have no job and no place to stay if they go back. I have a younger sister who has a job but she lives in a share house and I can't stay with her.
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how i managed to lose her
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>have a crush a qt at uni
>hey wanna do something at weekend
>sure anon msg me if you have plan
>friday:hey wanna hang if you free
>well anon actually i was going with a friend
>ok than we will hang on weekend right
>right i will message you
>still no msg from her
is it because im a beta cuck
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>>18572334
Stop asking, jesus, dude just decide for her "hey I was about to watch [insert normie movie name here] you should come 9pm"
If she refuses to this in 2 weeks then let go
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>>18572388
Yup.
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Lay it out like this:
Are you free on X day because I want to take your somewhere.
That's how I did it and although after she knew where I wanted to take her she said no (soccer game) atleast I got a response
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I just moved into an apartment with my best friend and his girlfriend. She's a licensed masseuse. I have terrible back pain. See where I'm going with this?
It shouldn't be an issue on paper. She's a professional, we're all friends, and I certainly have no interest in sleeping with her. That being said, I'm traditionally handsome and I can see my roommate holding some protest. I'm sure I could get him to come around, but I don't want make him feel like I'm shoehorning him into a decision.
Any ideas how to break this idea lightly? I could probably just go down to the parlor and get someone else to do it, but I don't want to spend any money.
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>>18572330
Ask her for a recommendation on someone else she knows.
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>I'm sure I could get him to come around, but I don't want make him feel like I'm shoehorning him into a decision.
So don't shoehorn him into a decision. Just ask him like an adult.
Hey, you know how I have really horrible back pain? Would it be OK with you if I asked [girlfriend's name] for a massage as a favor sometime? I hope I don't have to tell you I don't mean anything by it, I just want my fucking back to stop hurting, but I'll understand if you think it's awkward, I can always just go down to the parlor and get somebody else to do it.
If he's not comfortable with it, then respect that, and go down to the parlor and get somebody else to do it. I know massages can be expensive but preventing strife with your roommates is more important than saving $50-75. But I bet he'll be OK with it if you ask him like that.
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>>18572330
See her at work, make it professional.
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Is
>lower your standards
codespeak for "fuck a hamplanet"?
Why would anyone think this is an acceptable solution to literally anything?
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"lower your standards" is code for "i have no advice to give yet i must talk"
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>>18572321
But what you're a hamplanet? I mean, at some point you're going to have to accept aiming lower.
>>18572328
>"lower your standards" is code for "i have no advice to give yet i must talk"
That's like most of /adv/ threads. No real advice is ever given in these threads.
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Not necessarily, but do realize that women have standards as well. Think about what you bring to the table, if you dont have anything going for you then yes, hamplanets for you. Now you can better yourself so you can get someone you actually wanna fuck, but its work and there are limits.
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>sweaty palms
What should I do with it? I tried talc but it works only for a few minutes and after that they are wet again? It's killing me. I can literally see drops of sweat on them
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>>18572315
are your knees weak?
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>>18572347
No, why are you asking?
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>>18572315
Have you vomited recently?
Like spaghetti?
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HOW did ashton kutcher maintain his hair yet having this hairline? its still kinda fucked up so i dont think it was a transplant.
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by being friends with blacks
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>>18572410
h-holy shit you're right
all blacks have good hairlines
ive been wanting to be black just for better hair
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He could be on finasteride. If not that, for some people balding comes in spikes, where it might thin and/or recede for some time, then stop or slow down considerably for a good amount of time before picking back up.
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I know what the smart move here would be but it's still a hard decision for me!
My "gf" is a very adventureous personality, she's spent the last 10 years living and working all over the world.
I say "gf" because we're not official, we haven't had "the talk" about if we're a couple or if we are just "hanging out+" we are basicly a couple in every way but the label.
Well, so she was recently offered a position in Spain and well: best outcome would be if she didn't accept it and at first she wasn't but over the past 2 weeks she's been leaning more and more towards accepting that offer.
We've discussed it a little bit and the "move with me" has been mentioned: During our time together the thought have Ofc crossed my mind, How could it not knowing that she is this kind of person?
Anyways: I am open towards it but I feel like I have to rush my decision about it.
I knew it was happening sooner or later but I always hoped that I'd get some warning about it and deal with it over some time.
Now I'm stuck with having to make a decision here that I'm not ready to make: I want to go but I know that the smart choice is to let her go.
What do!?
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So she wants you to move to Spain with her? Where are you moving from and what's the job?
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>>18572316
She works as a translator in Spanish, Portuguese, French & Italian.
Currently she's only doing freelancing translations since we live in Sweden: Someone wanting something translated from [insert random combo] here is very rare.
So Yeh, I'd be moving from Sweden.
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>>18572331
if you two aren't even dating yet, and she wants you to move with her, she probably sees you as her mega friend zoned buddy that she hangs out with. she ain't worth it OP. find someone who will make sacrifices for you, not the other way around.