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/adv/ I've gotta submissive bi gf and a desperate bi curious ex. Has anyone had any luck turning their GF into a cuckquean?
I know my gf has said she would entertain the thought of a threesome and has dreams about doing girl on girl bondage.
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>>18571916
Introduce girl A to girl B. As part of the fun and games, have the submissive demonstrate some of what she enjoys. See if the other is intrigued enough to want to try
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Good girl smoking hookah 2017-07-30 08:12:29 Post No.18571909
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Do you think it's cool for an unexpected girl to smoke hookah basically a good girl & if so then what's so cool about it?
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There isn't anything cool about it.
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>>18571909
I don't think it's cool for anyone to be smoking anything
well, maybe Sean connery smoking a pipe is cool, but that's it
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No it's not cool. Send her my way, cuz she's gonna smoke without you, anyway
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What's the right way to text a girl? 2017-07-30 08:09:30 Post No.18571900
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What's the right way to text a girl?
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I notice I keep sending long ass texts. I realize this is bad but I still want to get my points across and shit. How do I still do this without seeming desperate?
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>>18571900
Do you have an established relationship? Or is this a new person?
Long texts can be overwhelming if there's a lot of information involved. Especially if you double or triple text. And more especially if you're texting a shitty ass person. If your texting buddy is kinda on the shitty texting end they aren't going to respond. Mostly likely just ignore and get back to you later. If at all. Keep things short and sweet. If you want to open up conversations a bit more just don't ask closed questions (yes or no answers).
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text only in emoticons
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>>18571924
coworker
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I have a question for anyone who is interested 2017-07-30 08:08:01 Post No.18571890
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I have a question for anyone who is interested
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What exactly do you personally believe is the best way to achieve happiness? Asking for the sake of gaining perspective, but I really am interested in what other people think the best way to get on the path to a truely happy and fulfilled life is.
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>>18571890
Accept you are a flawed individual living in a flawed system in a civilizations composed of fundamentally flawed beings.
Move past that and have fun and seek to make the world a better place than you found it.
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>>18571890
meditation
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>>18571890
you know what the right thing to do is, kindness no dirty ambitions. be a paragon of virtue.
or at least thats how it seems from the other side of the fence
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How do I tell my friend that I love her without ruining that special friendship we have. I would also like to add that her Ex is my bestfriend for. It's also a struggle to tell her that I love her knowing that I would be breaking the bro code.
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>>18571882
You don't.
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>>18571889
This. Find a real gf.
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>I LOV HUR GAIS!!!1!
no you don't big boi.
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anyone else suicidal right now? I've dealt with suicidal tendencies since I was about 12 (I'm 18 now) but the overwhelming desire to kill myself comes at least once a week now, as opposed to once every 6 months or so when I was 12. I'm not really sure how to get out of this, I've tried antidepressants (2 different kinds) and they didn't help. drop your stories/advice
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>>18571869
If your life sucks badly enough to where you are contemplating suicide, the solution is to improve your life to the point that you don't want to lose it.
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the thing is, my life doesn't even suck. I got a promotion and will be training for my new position next week, I just moved into a nicer (and bigger) apartment, and I have a good social life/friends. I've been working out too, which makes me feel better, but I just feel depressed almost all the time, especially at night.
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I don't know who to talk to anymore. I don't want to be judged by anyone and yet I need my voice to be heard on this, I have to tell someone so I'm probably just gonna post this on /adv/ or some shit. I'm terrified, not of some random beast or monster that wishes to have my head, but of myself. Everyone expects so much of me. My choir teacher looks to me like I'll be his biggest accomplishment in life, like I'll be some musical icon or some shit. My other teachers talk behind my back about how I could be the fucking editor in chief of time magazine if I had decent grades. My decathlon coach expects me to be the leader of the team just because I was the only one of my team last year to get a silver medal. My dad says I should write the next 1984 and change the world. And all while I'm getting off a year old addiction to vicodin and barely getting my self esteem up. I didn't want any of this, I wanted to be a normal fucking kid with a normal fucking life and everyone expects so much of me. What the fuck am I supposed to do to please them
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>>18571860
Ever wonder why there is a correlation between IQ level and suicide rates?
OP, I'm 32 now but I was you in school. Take it from me, you don't owe them anything (well, maybe you owe your parents to be a good kid, but that doesn't mean "changing the world"). You can carry this around for years and be miserable until it either kills you or you learn to let go. Let go now man. You don't owe them anything.
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But I feel like as soon as I let go, I've lost. What if they're right, and I am wasting potential? How do I fix it so that it's going to use? How do I save myself before I become a failure and everyone looks at me thinking, "there goes the prodigy who threw his fucking life away?"
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>>18571884
Why does their opinion of how you live your life matter?
Dawg, its your life and I promise you, you are only gonna get the one. Do what makes you happy. If that means writing 1984 pt2 then cool. If not, then THAT IS FUCKING FINE.
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I see no reason to be alive. My entire life is going to be suffering and solely because of my height. I cant do anything without thinking im too short to do it. Some nights I cant sleep because I think about my future where im going to die alone and cold only because of my height. My entire life is a joke. A waste of human creation. Im never going to amount to anything, and anything I do will get downplayed because of my height. Ill never get the resepct a normal height person gets. Im stuck being this sad fucking excuse of a man and will always be this perpetual loser.
tl;dr, im 5'3 and hate life and wondering whats the point in living anymore?
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I can only hope you don't seriously think your life can be ruined over height. Maybe you've been spending too much time on /r9k/ but there's way more to life than appearances and not as many people care as you think.
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80% of the people I have met in life have had the want and longing to point out I am in fact very short, and will always be that way. They make sure what they say hurts me. They point out im not tall, and they point it out enough so they make it their lifes mission to call me "short guy" whenever they see me. People get a huge fucking rise out making me feel like shit for something I cant control. Dont tell me that bullshit
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I am 5,7 or 6 kind of in between.
The other night I went out with my younger brother, 16. We went for a short walk down the road to pick up his friend sand take them back to our place for my brother's birthday. I'm 18 years old if it matters. The first thing one of the girls said was hey, wow you're so short.
I said "Yeah, I am. Your really observant."
She had a laugh and we got on fine.
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How do you get over someone, anons? I can give more details if needed
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Can you tell me about your oneitis? Im still having trouble getting over mine too
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it's my coworker and we can't be together for various reasons, including that he's my coworker lol. I've liked him for a long time and it's in my best interest to get over him but I can't and it hurts to think about. However, there is a girl I've started talking to recently that I'm kinda interested in and I'm pretty sure she likes me. It's just, 1) I don't want to out myself to the world as bi just yet and 2) idk how I'm supposed to have a relationship when I'm thinking about this guy
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Tingling in from elbow down for hours?
Last night, while on top of my girlfriend, my left hand fell asleep. This happened about 3 times while switching positions. After all that, I had a tingling feeling persist from the elbow down, and after 12 hours, it's still there. I can operate my hand normally, but I make more mistakes while typing than usual, and my feeling is blurred in my fingertips.
What do?
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>>18571804
google where you go numb/feel tingling, you should be able to find stretches you can do to repair the nerve that is messed up.
my pinky and ring finger were doing the same thing a while back and i found it was my ulnar nerve and there were plenty of videos about what to do
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I keep liking girls and thinking about shit like us seeming perfect and breaking up at like 80 as an old couple. I never know what's gonna happen but I just want a girl I can put my trust in a good girl not some party girl
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>>18571803
Neat blog post.
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>>18571825
Just want advise from anyone in a similar state of mind
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>>18571828
How do I stop worrying about soul mates
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I'm recovered from anorexia but I've reverted to unhealthy eating and am (slightly) overweight. It bugs me a lot, I don't care a whole lot about my health but I don't like seeing myself like this, but every time I try to eat healthy it turns back into restricting and I don't want to relapse.
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Count calories
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What's your diet like?
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ask this thread for tips
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I have shit luck with women and now I cant really even go partying or meet partying women because I'm going back into a full training routine.
I tried tinder and, again, I get matches I feel are way out of my league, run into conversational dead ends/get flat out ignored by 90% and get flaked on meeting days by the remaining 10%.
One was starting conversation, doing shit like asking questions I'd already answered to keep the convo going and "accidentally" calling me. Yet on the day she flaked.
I don't want to go back to porn and military wives on SWTOR and WoW, what do you guys think I'm missing?
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Post screencaps of the conversations and then we'll have an idea.
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>>18571778
Of any in particular?
I lost most when I restarted my tinder account earlier this week.
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>>18571788
No, just general conversations. It will give us an idea of what you're saying and what you're fucking up.
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This will be my last year of high school and i still cant figure out what i want to do with my life. I have no real friends, dont talk much, and aint that bright. Im always on my computer and ignoring ppl. How can i change this?!
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>>18571768
Start by talking to people
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All my friends are out celebrating a birthday, nobody wanted to invite me I guess. The only person who hangs out with me is out of town for a month, and I think even he's gotten tired of me. Its 12am, I have to wake up for work at 5, and I'm playing the snapchat stories of them having a great time over and over again. Kill me please.
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Maybe they're not your friends.
Maybe they're assholes.
Maybe there's something wrong with you, maybe you're the asshole.
Maybe it's time for some self-introspection.
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>>18571772
I'm just lonely. They're not assholes, they just forgot about me. Haven't seen them in a while. A few of them did see me when I was at a low point.
I didn't get invited because I asked out the one girl who would have remembered me, and she rejected me so it's awkward between us. Idk.
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>>18571793
Hang in there dude. You need to meet more people. Make more friends you can hang out with. Everyone has more than just one social circle. That's how people stay active when they aren't hanging out with a different social circle atm. It makes you too dependent if you only have one and then shit like this happens.