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I check out my local personals to laugh at how cheesy and stupid they are. These people type like they're dumb as rocks and can't even into English.

Do it, Anon, they're hilarious. Maybe it's just my area, though.

It's pretty bad in 2015, but I met my wife on craigslist in 2007.

it's pretty bad, but the rest of your life probably would look like a horror show to me too, so w/e, knock yourself out.

And yes I am actually this retarded. Anxiety is a bitch sometimes.

I ignore 'hey', 'what's up?' etc. If you want to talk to me, have a reason to talk to me, don't expect me to carry the conversation.

What should the reason be here? We don't have classes together, we're just in an organization together (admittedly she has become less active in it) and I like her.

>>16443084
I dunno, the answer depends on whether you believe men and women can actually be friends without sex being involved. Either way, I'd say you probably need more concrete evidence than just some facebook flirting

>>16443084

are you fucking serious
you're making the rest of us look bad with this retarded shit
I call people buddy because they're my fucking buddy. If I'm talking to a fuck buddy i'll call them something flirtatious like cutie or hottie or something, holy shit
relax!

You should confess and get dumped immediately. "Buddy" doesn't mean what you think it means. The slang these days is "fuckboi."

Admit you spied on someone who trusted you, and resign yourself to being single.

>>16443054
In few hours you'll settle down. Just distract yourself in the meantime. You will be okay.

>>16443054
>Masterbate till either you rip your cock off. Or fall asleep.
Or you can eat food to soak up the coffee and drink lots of water.

Drink a bunch of water and pee it all out. Go for a brisk walk. Play a repetitive vidya that doesn't piss you off too badly, like Katamari or Smash Bros or something. Eat something with a lot of carbs, but nothing sweet.

I don't think it's worth it unless you know her.

Too many sting ops going on. I know most are just UC cops walking a beat but there's still some entrapment types. Thoroughly vet these girls before you ever meet.

>>16443112
I've also gone to Asian massage parlors, paranoid as I enter. The callgirls I've met were in response to ads and that's it. I've always assumed that law enforcement targets the providers rather than the customers?

>>16443012

On very cold nights, I do it too, but leave the bottle outside of the window, plus I live alone.

If he did only once, I would let it pass. If he does it more often, and it annoys you, let him know.

It's normally something people do to avoid leaving their rooms due to social anxiety.

If you and your bf live alone then I don't really know, it's probably best just to ask him about it and tell him not to do it again.

>>16443012
Sounds like its something your boyfriend does when he is feeling lazy.
What difference does it make? Tell him to stop if you don't like it

>Have I done the right thing despite still loving him?

Yes.

>The conflict is that when does go through periods without porn, he is the best boyfriend I could ever ask for, but that is only when he is off the porn.

So, if you ignore his faults, he's the ideal boyfriend? Wow!

>>16442964

For one thing, you are projecting an image of the hypersexualized male. Every man cannot be held to the standard of adonis. Men are supposed to be sexual on call, which really screws with self esteem. You have to understand that is OK for your boyfriend to say no.

A lot of men watch pornography because it depicts a situation in which they are in control. It is not enough that you are a female. Male sexuality plays off of passive and active roles. But he's not going to be active if you demean him. Certainly he is not going to feel in control. Maybe next time, instead of calling him a pervert for looking at pornos, you should whisper into his ear, "I want you to fuck me like that." Bite him a little so he understands that you very much deserve what's coming.

If you want a man whose sole duty is to fuck you, then you are better off becoming friends with benefits to some random fuckboy than getting into a real relationship. Men are not penis robots, learn some common sense.

>>16443038
you are an idiot. clearly it's not about him not being allowed tosay no the guy has issues breh

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>>16442932

Guys, would you continue to have sex with a girl who was the best blowjob you ever had but was mediocre at sex?

>>16442944
Depends. Why is she bad at sex? It's presumably something that could be improved, and if so it's not a deal breaker.

what is something a girl can do that will make you instantly be attracted to her?

You have something on your shirt. Change into a clean one.

>>16442910
Yeah, they're called pecs

>>16442901
Have you ever glanced at someones chest once in a while in conversation without really thinking about it?

Depends on how far you drop from

>>16442820
I did it once and it did not hurt at all.

Depends on where you tie the noose, senpai.

Tie it around your tip and swing around the room like a monkey.

Because 99% of the time getting your ex back never works. Never.

You aren't the exception.

>>16442771

>no one knows the right answer

OP, here is something you should have learned a long time ago.

you ever hear the phrase 'pick up artist?' like someone who is really good at picking up women? he is an ARTIST. not a SCIENTIST.

honestly if you think there was a fool proof scientific method to relationships that we'd need to actually seek it out? it'd be plastered across every billboard. it would be part of 'the talk' right before explaining how sex works, your dad would tell you the three step process to getting there.

people are diverse. one size barely fits you, let alone fits all. general advice helps, but most advice is tailored. its the reason when someone asks how to get girls the first thing they are told is to 'post a pic' of themselves. because without knowing about the situation, and how they look, there is no way we can tell them what to do. being a douche works for some guys. being shy and subtle works for others. just going on tinder and praying is the only hope for some.

so when it comes to a break up, where the break up is completely unique to itself, how is there supposed to be any advice on getting her back? we dont even know why she broke up with you, so how can we tell you how to fix that?

Because there's such a huge demand from people in your situation, and it's a situation that produces desperateness it's exploited for these kind of money making schemes.

Look I'm in the same boat -- I want my ex back more than anything but even if that's the course of action you're set on, there's is no one-size-fits-all solution that can make it happen. It's going to be achieved through awfully slow and painful realizations about what went wrong in the relationship, and brute-force effort of attempting to correct it.

Fuck off back to plebbit, C U C K.

I havnt

But i had a ex gf who had a secret relationship with my best friend and with my best friends gf...

It made me hit rock bottom :(

>>16442741
This tbhfam

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>>16442648

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ONE simple trick to cure your depression.

you ever hear the phrase 'you have to enjoy the little things' ? this is probably the most true and insanely great advice you will ever hear. I used to be a hardcore depressive edgy cringey 'woe is me' wallow in my own misery bastard. this went on for YEARS and well into my adulthood. then one day I realized i wanted to stop being 'lonely'. i wanted to stop being sad about everything. all of life seemed so mundane. I can't remember how I learned this trick, but i did, and trust me it works.

you just have to savor a moment. take right now. stop what you are doing, and take a REALLY deep breath. a great big deep one. now think about the last time you had a cold that stuffed your nose. remember how hard that was? remember how miserable you were? it was awful, yeah? take a moment to verbally acknowledge how nice this moment is, just cuz you can breathe. state that you are grateful, and really think about how bad it was with the cold.

you have to do that, once a day. pull out your phone now, and schedule a reminder for every day this week on your calendar. pick random times. it can be lunch, dinner, school, whenever. just set it to vibrate so it doesn't ring when you dont need it to. when you feel that vibration, you remember to 'appreciate the little things'.

>wanting a shy bf

Why would you want a pathetic beta male?
Drop that pussy and find a real man, a strong alpha.

>>16442646

i think the issue here is that you are operating under the assumption that all men WANT to act the same way, but being shy is the issue.

not all quiet people are shy and waiting to say something. some just dont have much to say so they'd rather listen.

in this case it sounds like your BF isn't all that shy. i mean a little shy maybe, but it sounds like hes just an independent guy who likes the casual approach.

me personally if someone says 'do you like me?' or 'are we dating?' or something like that, the games over. i like to just have things evolve naturally without setting up some sort of definition or goal or endgame.

the thing is if you arent attracted to these qualities he may just not be right for you.

>>16442646
He's getting laid somewhere else. Or gay

nice b8

seriously, if this is not bait then just set some boundaries, you don't have to please someone 100% of the time

if she gets depressed it's not your fault, it's her unrealistic goals that's making her so

>>16442640
I wouldn't define it as goals, I'd rather define it as some kind of addiction.
In the beginning, I was balls-deep into it, but I somehow grew tired of it.
She looks so proud everytime, I can't get myself to crush her thing. She somehow identifies sexuality as love, and the other way around.
I honestly thought this was some kind of deep roleplaying, but it seems that it's deeper than that.