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>>16438907

Whhhhyyyy? Next time just sneak out and go party with some friends.

If it wasn't too too long ago I suggest you make yourself throw up immediately. 2ml isn't enough to kill you or make you incredibly sick.

But seriously if you are that worried about it you need to man up and tell your parents and get them to take you to an ER.

Call a poison control hotline right now and talk to them.

There are better, easier ways to sneak booze.

Also get the fuck off this site if you're under 18.

>not the average problem though
>all the women I like are taken
Lol you washed up piece of shit. Go fuck off back to /r9k/ you know nothing. 3 years has deluded your little brains out and I can't wait for you to grow up.

AHAHAHA OP can't even wait.
>waaaaaahh guise I waited 3 whole months
Wait 10 years you piece of shit. Yeah, it's like that.

Sincerely,
A married guy.

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I just got out of a nine year relationship with a mentally disabled girl. I was with her since high school. I carried her on my back all nine years. Fuck your three years. Fuck em. What pisses me off, is I'd love to move on, but don't fucking know how. i got out of that relationship 2 years ago. Quit being a bitchface. Fuck them neckbeard nerds and the dumb girls that stick with them, even the abusive ones. I seem to pick up on the fact that you do not comprehend the concept of truly loving someone.
9 years I spent carrying this bitch, feeding her drug habit and mine. I'm clean now, and I moved 1000 miles cross country to get away from her and start over. shes not clean and begs me for help on a regular basis. oh. and this: >"beauty is really not a problem you should worry about"
the fuck are the quotations for? You seem vain, overly angry, and little off. You show patterns of abusiveness.
>but I just couldn't keep it inside me now that I met this really funny girl from my university who likes games a lot and is dating this chubby neckbearded ball headed dude who looks like he has some rare syndrome or something.
maybe he likes the same games. dude. grow up. Beat off, like I do when I have to.
fucking 4chan has become something for babies. these anons are... I can't even what they are.
In the end my advice to you is this:

It is what it is. Live with it.

>>16438890
>I just got out of a nine year relationship with a mentally disabled girl.
>Listen to my advice
Actually this guy is 100% correct. Grow up OP. And welcome back.

>>16438797
Wow, you are possibly the most autistic faggot I have ever seen on /adv/.
Here's what you do. You invite her out for a date. If she accepts, you do the date thing, and then maybe if it goes well, you'll get that kiss. Then you'll go on from there.

>>16438833
We already did some dates, but she aint doing anything obvious enough for me to notice.

>>16438838
Two possibilities: Either she's not really giving any signals, in which case she's not interested in you enough, or you're too autistic to notice them. Those are pretty much exact opposites, so really you're gonna have to figure out which one it is or take a huge gamble.

>>16438783
You have dependent too
Your friends and family are emotionally dependent on you

>>16438783

i dont find it selfish, i never understood that process. its just really fucking dumb and anyone who honestly thinks they should kill themself really needs to just get their shit together.

but most people just talk about wanting to kill themselves, like you, you've been promising to get around to it for years, making threads, asking /b/ whats the easiest, cheapest, most effective method, but you tend to find an excuse no matter what it is.

i mean lets be real, if you really wanted to just put a bullet in your brain you would have already. there are a tyhousand ways to do it without making people sad for not noticing, like going camping and ismply never returning, making them think you just died falling off a cliff or a building by accident.

but you just want attention. and thats okay, but every time you say 'i totes wnna mckill myself' it makes people roll their eyes. its like a depression contest.

>>16438808

That just almost doesn't seem fair to me. None of them need me. I honestly don't know why my friends care about me to begin with.

>Any tips on how to tell the difference between complents and a girl actually liking me?

Try to kiss her. That's how you tell.
Seriously. Otherwise stop worrying about this petty shit. If you like someone, go after her. Unless you're looking for an easy fuck, in which case ask her out to drinks after she compliments you, and then bring her back to your place and fuck her. Also really easy. And that's about it.

>>16438755

post pics? i love curly black hair.

that being said:
>>16438769

this guy has the right idea. for some reason men are afraid to approach a woman unless theres some algorithm guaranteeing that they wont get rejected. REJECTION ISNT BAD.

frankly if someone is saying they WANT your hair, not really a flirt, but you never know. you notice how awkward you are? you notice how awkward all the other 'how do i into men/women' posters on here are? everyones so awkward that they might think their flirting but the other person cant tell. none of us have any idea what were doing.

so like that anon said^ just fucking make a move. the worst that happens is you still don't get with her.

now please post pics of yourself you beautiful bastard i do this for free

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>>16438787
Sure why not, cus you asked so nicely

>>16438594

Did you love her when you got together?

Some explanations:

>to do anything "major"

Like having kids or getting married, which she wants.

> breaking up will be a major downgrade in my life in the medium term*

I meant: if we break up, I will end up being alone for a while and once the feeling of "being alone" wears off, I will start feeling horny and/or lonely and again start looking for someone. Eventually I will go through the same process of meeting/dating/fuckign as was with her but likely with a woman that is less pretty/hot/smart/interesting (she is pretty high on all those factors).

If she's such a perfect match for you, why do you feel nothing for her? And if you value prettiness/hotness/intelligence/interestingness over having feelings for her, why is this such a big deal?

>>16438569
Become a feminist.

I don't think you should get a fat girlfriend for those reasons, but it depends. They're some who are extremely picky when it comes to men and some who aren't. Some have huge self confidence and some don't. Whatever you are looking for, it's not necessarily easier then acuiring an averaged sized girl.
Why not get a fat bf tho?

If she's of a new- age mindset, she's gonna be just as hard to get even though nobody wants her. Just a fact.

Protip: You want some nutty chick that will love you instantly and forever? Go to a horse stable and get a tour, and be pretentious about your (insert horse's name) living company. Instant wife. Seen it happen 4 times.

>>16438491

Why does she have to call you, why not you call her instead?

>>16438494
Because I don't know her schedule. She was the one taking a train to the city to meet with a friend for lunch, not me. I have no idea what she is doing right now. So, not sure why she hasn't called yet. Was wondering if I should text to check up or let it go?

>>16438494
i texted her see what she says

>art major

Honestly, you fucked up right then when you didn't stop him from getting a crud tier major. I would honestly slap any of my family if they told me they wanted to major in art
Fuck you anon for being a shit brother.

>art major
>failing all classes
You should be more concerned if he's retarded.
Just don't care about it, if you really don't like him. Just let him be and live your life, you can't fix people.

Fuck yeah. This.

Also, he's not trying to be a girl. I consistently play chicks on games too, and I'm not trans. I'm ex- military and have served tours, but I enjoy watching a chick's ass waggle when I play. You get free shit sometimes too because playing dudes sucks.

Also, whup some sense into that communist dicksuck. Art won't pay unless you're a savant.

>>16438438

There are numerous conditions that affect how long it will take you to move on. Your experience, personality, and the circumstances of the relationship and break up are big factors. Having your heart broken is one of the most painful things you can go through and some studies suggest that the physiological effects of heart break rival that of heroine withdrawal.

People say "just move on and find another girl" but this is honestly the worst and most thoughtless advice you can give someone in this position. That's like telling someone who lost their mother to cancer to just move on and find another mom. You're in no shape to jump right into another relationship. What you need to do, more than ever, is learn to love yourself. Truly appreciate the person you are and learn to be happy with yourself. You shouldn't rely on others to bring happiness. Obviously, you can have friends and enjoy spending time with them, but you shouldn't depend on other people to make you happy. That's a sure way to end up miserable.

I recently went through a break up myself. We were together for two years and she was the first person I really loved and cared about. When it ended, I was crushed because it felt like my life had come to an end and I would never feel joy again.

Shortly after, I ended up making some great friends after not really having any for a few years. I spent pretty much every weekend out of town doing something different and experiencing new things. I went to my first concert a few weeks ago with some buddies and had a great time. I was learning how to live again without my ex, and that's crucial for anyone who goes through a break up. It will feel like you can never be happy again but that's just nonsense.

I'm not quite ready to date again but I have been hooking up with girls occasionally. It's just casual sex, something I never thought I'd ever do, but I want to start enjoying life again and it does wonders for the ego.

>>16438438
>>16438508

I'm not saying go out and try to pick up chicks, obviously, but if the opportunity presents itself, I say run with it. Just be safe. You probably won't find a girlfriend anytime soon but positive attention from women is always good. Ironically, I didn't start hooking up with girls until I stopped trying so hard. People can see your desperation and it will turn them away from you. Just last night I went to a bar downtown without a single expectation and literally had a chick sit next to me whom I ended up taking home.

I don't know. I'm going through some changes and I'm starting to learn to just look at things from a different perspective. My dad told me I should be enjoying my youth and stop taking things so seriously.
Anyway, I guess what I'm trying to say, OP, is that you will be okay. I can't tell you when for sure, but I promise you someday this will all be behind you. You'll look back and wonder why you ever felt so bad.

I hope somewhere in my rambling I said something that helped.

Good luck and stay strong, brother.

You'll never find that shit, if you're looking.

The best relationships I've had are after I've accepted that it's gonna be a while before I get someone, and I focus on hobbies and work. Then, BAM. They show up.

That's my opinion, and it's worked for me. But saying you need the next one to be perfect? That shit ain't gonna happen. You're setting yourself up for failure from the get- go. Also, don't value yourself by whether or not you have someone. That's weak sauce

>>16438425
Move on.

>>16438493
I just can't, not right now at least

Yeah, I had a girlfriend who was the same.

I decided to finally "accept" her. She became a excrutiating bitch that fucked up my life.

Seriously, sometimes when it's over, it's fucking over.

And you are a girl for fuck's sakes. You'll be ready to move on, heck, problably with another in two months or less.

Sorry If I can't feel sympathetic. It IS problably for the best.

>>16438374
Get a job. (Might sound immature but that's basically how I would put it)
Find something that motivates you and keep telling yourself, yes I can do it I'm a responsible dad who will take the responsibility for what happened.
If your having a tough time, try doing something to get your stress off. It could be literally anything.
Live without worries.
Good luck, OP

YOU NEED TO GET A PATERNITY TESTTTTAAAAAA

MIGHT NOT BE YOUR KIDDO DONT PAY BEFORE U IN THE KNOWING

>>16438374
Paternity test first

And it shows even in my face too my friend said I look absolutely disgusted when people talk to me and like I want them to kill themselves

I don't understand why but it happens

well why do you get appalled over social interaction?

I have a friend like this. He literally never wants to go anywhere or do anything. He never messages me to hang out anymore and he lives right down the street from me.

You need to just get over it because humans are social creatures and you need to accept the fact that you can't just lock yourself in your room/house all the time. That's what's making you feel like shit, because you think that your isolation is what you want but it's just making you hate your friends.

You didn't pass the hotness test, lift more and try again with somebody else. You already fucked up with this one.

>>16438346
Yeah that's not it. I might be a piece of shit but I'm blessed with amazing genetics. She even told me she thought I was out of her league.

But I agree I fucked this one up.

>>16438339
You dodged a bullet, tell her friends what happened and she's fucking crazy and cut contact with that bunch of retards.

Zero.

Nah you did good OP. If she comes back around, try to make a second date. If she doesn't respond, oh well. Move on. Do not pursue.

>>16438295
Your choice of words is a bit odd
>Wanting to sound resolute, I declared when and where we would meet
You just said "lets meet here this Friday?"
>She never responded, so I didn't show up
Which is fair enough, because she didn't agree, you would have been waiting a long time
>That was two days ago and I still haven't heard from her.
Maybe she isn't interested in you and your weird demand was what made her say "lol I'm not meeting this weirdo"?