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The majority of women can't achieve orgasm by vaginal intercourse alone. As you proceed through life and defile other women, you'll see that, so don't blame yourself, at least not entirely.
HPV is one of those things you really don't want. You need to get tested. If you test positive, you may not suffer any ill effects- it's funny like that, but you may have issues, too. I have a friend that has to have his dick warts burnt off every year or so, which is funny, sort of, if it ain't you, but apparently makes his dong look like a hot dog left in the warming rack too long.

You don't want that OP, get tested.

>>16437211
There is no male HPV test


OP your girlfriend has to have her strain tested to see if it's one of the strains that causes cervical cancer. That's probably what they are going to do.

>>16437221

Which measures do you believe should I take, like, wearing a condom or something, because she's pretty embarrased about this, and I feel kinda bad for her, and for us.

>>16437211
Thanks for the "not blaming myself" I'm trying to learn, and I want to keep some good communication with her tho.

>>16437133
Suck your boyfriends dick some. Maybe that'll get you hard?

>>16437133

stop, take a deep breath, and do something you find erotic to her. for instance, play with her boobs, or eat her out, whatever turns you on. its all about stimulation. i personally enjoy eating out, so if i think i need to get hard, i rub myself while eating her out.

sometimes you need to be fluffed, like let a girl suck you off til hard. just dont focus on getting hard, focus on something sexy.

>>16437148
Thanks anon. I'm going yo take your advice and hope it works.

>>16437125

im not sure if they have a word for it, but its sort of the inverse of 'best friends'.

this isn't horribly unusual. personalities mesh differently. some people EVERYONE loves to be around. some people NO ONE likes to be around.

most people are somewhere in the middle, and there is a cut off point. ideally whoever you live with, romantically or platonically, should be someone you can stand to be around all the time.

but yeah, not sure about the name. i certainly have that. i have one friend i think i could spend a weekend with, but most of the time i want to zone out by myself to collect myself. introvert in that sense.

>>16437136
Yeah, I definitely should of taken that into consideration with my roommates this year round. It reminds me of siblings, and I almost feel like I could just jump at them like when I was a little kid with my family.

>>16437152
To add on, sometimes I see one of them like how my older brother used to pester me all the time, except we're in the same grade. It's strange seeing that 2-3 year age difference having less relevance as you get older.

>>16437082
no
das groce

never forget, each dick she takes means any individual dick mesmerises her less

>>16437082
Now you're number 47. Yay!

Was she good in bed?

Seriously,if she'd turned a new leaf and was going to be a good trustworthy and loving person they you're an idiot.

But if she's a vapid party animal then you're better off without her.

I am literally in that exact same situation my friend, I have people I hang out with but I just dont know how I can ask them to hang with me outside of school. I really want some /adv/ on this topic as well

>>16436968
Do you have friends?

What you do is come up with the "anything" first. Saying that you don't do much on the weekends is basically starting this marathon by facing the wrong direction.

>>16436918
dont do it. trust me in this, op. i have experienced a similar situation, mine did not get any less crazy. personally, pussy is certainly not worth having to deal with someone with that particular disorder

If you hate yourself that much that you can't stand to be alone, try to get back with her. But be prepared to deal with the consequences.

>>16436918

no one wants to be with someone who just wants to be with anyone. the fact that you are thinking about going into something BAD because its better than being alone should tell you had little you think of yourself. if you dont enjoy a single moment alone, why would anyone enjoy a moment with you.

delete the dating apps, and date yourself. and i mean that in a serious way. force yourself to see a movie alone. go eat a dinner alone. do things you wanted to do on dates that girls never wanted to do.

then take the time to SAVOR those moments. once you take a moment to acknowledge how good that burger is on your tongue, that movie is on your eyes, or that video game is on your brain, you begin to appreciate the moments as they are happening. you condition yourself.

try this to start. stop what you are doing right now. and take a deep breath in through your nose. then out. now think about how fucking awful it was to have a cold before. be grateful you can breath through your nose.

its like that, but instead you get to appreciate time on your own more, so you dont feel bad when you are alone.
Savor it anon.

Is it itchy? Looks like a rash

>>16436905
It doesn't itch or anything it just looks nasty

Could just be soap, bounce sheets or just skin irritation. Some soaps irritate the fuck out of my skin, rashes look the same as mine and they don't itch either.

>>16436879

That you're ugly and she's waiting for chad.

>>16436882
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>>16436882
this

try another female this ones not interested

No, it shows that you are, deep down, a decent human being.

You know what you have to do now...

>>16436833
You should return it if you feel bad about it. You'll feel better and the lady will have some respect for you for doing so and might even give you a new lotto card for being honest.

>>16436854
>>16436858
It's far past that point. This happened about 5 hours ago.

I drove home convincing myself that this was just part of the whole process of luck.

What can I do to repent for what I've done? Should I use this $30 to my advantage or should I do something else with it?

Bump.
Seriously guys. Anyone?

Obviously you lack any sort of testicular fortitude because you wanted to pussy out of honest work and cheat. If you had anything swimming in your scrotum I would tell you to own up to being a piece of shit, but you obviously won't have the nads to ever do that.

Don't even bother putting your current job on your resume, your manager will reveal the truth about the scum you are.

Don't act like you've never cut corners before. Ya I fucked up. I came here for advice. Not to be bashed on by a fucking keyboard warrior. Go the fuck away if you're not going to give sound advice, and just harass me. I'll take your comment as a vote towards own up to it. Thanks for the minimal input towards my post.

Agree to allow him to sleep with one of your friends -- or any woman, really -- while you're out grinding on a pole. With enough effort I'm sure you can convince him to let you strip.

Give him 90% of what you take in.

>>16436814
The problem with that is he has no interest in doing that (and honestly I don't know that I'd be cool with it either). I think he is worried that I'm bored with him or something, even though I'm a freak with him in bed and make my affections for him very clear. I also don't plan on giving any bj's or tuggies to strangers, and although that limits my options, it is the "standard" in most clubs that you will be kicked out if you resort to prostitution.

>>16436763
>buying things will make miserable and lonely people happy

OP you're an idiot. Yes it is immensely important to take care of yourself and your appearance, but you're a tool. I dress like a god damn fashionista every day of my life and I am browsing 4chan and drinking on a Friday night.

asdasd

>>16436763
>> People are visual
I wonder how blind people get dates.

>>16436670
do whatever but stop being such a little bitch

if you want to live, live
if not, die

stop trying to find meaning in life or justification in ending it dummy

>>16436693
Well what do you do?

>>16436670
these people can offer better answers than /adv/

Are you in crisis? Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at +1 (800) 273-8255.

>>16436652
Just do it. They should console you, you're the one affected by it.

could always lie

>>16436652
Be totally straight with them, they'll understand, it would have happened to them too and it's just a fact of life. Should you do this though, make it obvious that you are working towards finding another job which and that you'll learn from your mistakes.
What did you do to get fired? This is all anon so there is no reason to lie and people aren't very judgemental on adv unless you are a full on cunt.
Good luck mate!

>>16436607
reasonablyattractive/10
now gtfo and fuck her right in the pussy

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>>16436607
bump