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How do you deal with the fact that by any objective analysis life is pretty shit and any sane person would have either killed themselves or stopped breeding millennia ago?
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>>16441290
By finding happiness in your own personal life instead of worrying about things out of your control
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>>16441290
You were already born, might as well make the best out of it.
Either live a extremly hedonistic way of life
or
don't be a bitch about it and just try to enjoy live without being a dick.
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>>16441290
Realize how stupid it all is and try to enjoy yourself.
Don't listen to the philosophical bullshit that /lit/fags spew and don't waste your time with politics.
Get comfy and play video games or something. Be thankful for capitalism.
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My mum is a crazy bitch and my younger sister lives with me instead of at home.
She's 14 and recently has started having sex. In my opinion that's too young, but the real problem is that I've noticed three different boys in as many months. She's incredibly vocal during it, and brags about it afterwards.
How do I get her to understand that my home is not a brothel? I don't really want to kick her out and she knows this, and she's equally as crazy as our mum.
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>>16441284
Kek, bitter /r9k/ virgin beta faggot spotted.
You don't OWN your sister, she can do whatever she wants with whoever she wants, shitlord.
Try to get laid instead of abusing and oppressing your sister.
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>>16441303
Tumblr detected.
>being the equivalent of /r9k/
>thinking you're any better than them
delusional
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>>16441303
>implying a house someone owns has no rules
>implying politeness or discretion is owning or shaming someone.
>thinking it's okay for a 14 year old to be whoring herself in this fashion when that's very unhealthy in physical and emotional ways
OP, you need to make it clear that if she doesn't abide by simple rules in your house that she seems to be living in for free atm, then she can go elsewhere. Since she's a guest, she need to respect your property and rules or she can BTFO.
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What are some ways I can mildly annoy my cat?
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>>16441274
cucumbers
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Lemons.
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Sharpie in pooper
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Today is my birthday. No plans, no nothing. Give me a random /adv/.
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No matter how hard you party, you probably won't remember it years later. Taking a day for yourself to fucking do nothing? You will hold onto that for a very long time.
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Dry your face before you dry your ass
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>>16441293
Not OP, but I'll remember that
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Can we have a general thread about living on your own and moving out and away from your parents?
I'm getting ready to be out on my own early next year and I feel like I'm not prepared
I'm trying to make a list of expenses right now and it's pretty short
>Monthly Expenses
>Rent- 900
>utilities
>food
>vitamins and meds
>entertainment
I've gotta be missing stuff, right?
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Clothes, cleaning supplies, appliances and furniture, hobbies, going out, insurance, car if you have one, transport if you don't, savings for emergencies.
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>>16441254
is there a decent way I can actually calculate all of that?
I'll have roommates but still
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>>16441268
Well it depends on how much you spend on those things. You'd know better than I do. I'd suggest making sure there's a decent buffer in your income in case you have underestimated how much you need to spend
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my ex sent me this text. I feel like I'm about to vomit 2015-11-08 09:56:13 Post No.16441249
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my ex sent me this text. I feel like I'm about to vomit
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I dated this chick for 2 years. High school sweathearts yada yada the whole 9 yards we were super in love. We even went to colleges down the street from each other. I start to think she sucks and totally stop trying, she's so clingy I thought nothing would ever happen. And then she breaks up with me. and I realize I lost my soulmate.
It's been over a year and I still fucking dream about her multiple times a week. I'm obsessed. I think about her all the time, even though I haven't spoken to her in like 10 months.
Then out of the blue she sends me this shit. How do I respond???? I feel like I'm about to vomit just out of pressure.
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The rest of it.
I think about this chick all day every day. I tried to get really close to one of her best friends and then her best friend ended up fucking falling in love with me (we fuck a lot, she really wants to be dating). I'm totally incapable having any feelings for any girl except this one. It has hugely gotten in the way of my life. I just want to be with her.
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>>16441255
Avoid this drama lama little shit.
You don't need nor have have to be an enabler in co-dependence.
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Well you have 2 choices, either you reply, either you don't. Make something kinda big just like she did to show she mean something to you, dont write k
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How do I explain why we're together? 2015-11-08 09:38:54 Post No.16441215
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How do I explain why we're together?
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Sup /adv/?
I come to you with a conundrum. I just started dating my BF, I love him to death. I think he's adorable, funny, intelligent, weird (in a good way), confident, etc. The problem is he has Aspergers so yeah, he's a sperg. I'm also a white female and he's an Asian male, so we get weird looks in public (already got a racist comment). Some of my friends and family do not understand why the fuck we're together, how do I explain to them everything great about him? At the same time, I can say great things about him and then he does some spergy thing in front of them and blows it. How do I show them how great he is despite some set backs?
Pic related
>mfw I found out he told some mutual friends I blew him.
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>>16441215
Date a non sperg asian? He'll be good at math and would know Karate.
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>>16441222
But I like this one...
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Is he a self diagnosed sperg?
Can I keep the convo going?
What now
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There's really not much else to say lol
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>>16441186
Change topics bud.
"Let's hope so. [Something else]"
Now's a good chance to show that you don't only have to make small talk about work
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There are literally infinite conversation topics. Ask her about herself, sports, animals, art, music, film, games, people you know, politics...
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Should I get a vasectomy? I'm 22 and don't want kids, and being able to dodge any future child support debacles or pro-lifer abortion nightmares would really be a plus for me. Anyone here got any experience with it? Pic related.
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>>16441163
Chances are no doctor will do it
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>>16441166
Really? Fuckin why?
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Should you get neutered?
You can wear a condom instead, if you're not on crack or completely wasted on a regular basis.
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>Be me
>Live in town with a lot of college co-eds
>Lots of student debt means lots of prostitution to get out of student debt
>See an escort
>After our session we relax in bed and talk for a little bit
>She tells me that I'm her last client of the night so we can chill for a while
>Smokes me out
>We watch a movie
>Fuck again before sleep
>Talk all night before sleep about personal stuff
>Wake up in morning
>Fuck again
>Repeat process a few times, she keeps scheduling me to be her last session of the night
>Gets to the point where she's sleeping over several times a week with lots of free sex thrown in, including morning sex and sometimes shower sex
>She texted last minute to come over last night
>Said sure, wasn't doing anything
>Fucked my brains out as per usual
>No money changed hands though, and she didn't say anything at all about it
>Got a text from her a bit ago saying that she's done with work for tonight, then she asked what I'm doing right now
...how to proceed?
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Um, fuck her?
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ur a kek
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Fuck her
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>Girl is into me
>Date goes well
>At her car, we hug, I can tell she wants me to go for kiss
>Tells me she has boyfriend
>Back off, tell her goodnight
>She jokes about how much fun it would be if I hopped in her car, so I do
>We end up making out in her car, wants to fuck on monday (she had to leave early to get home before he gets off work)
New territory here. Feel kinda bad about it as I've been on the other side of this, but she's really hot and it's been a slow year.
Help?
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First, let me ask you an honest question, and answer honestly; are you here for actual advice, or are you here wanting to hear that it's okay to bang her?
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>>16441039
it is ok to bang her
rules are for betas
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>>16441043
It's not a rule, it's a principle.
For me personally, I did it once and I felt pretty shitty. The guy tracked me down, and I thought we were gonna throw down, but he just explained what I did to him. It felt really shitty.
I would never do it. "If she's willing to cheat with you, she'll do it with anyone" is a bullshit argument you use mentally to validate your decisions.
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Today I realized that on a daily basis the only time I touch another human being is when my roommate taps me on the shoulder to tell me he's going to sleep and to turn the lights off before I go to bed (I rent out a converted living room).
I've also read that not having regular human contact fucks with your mind. Is that contributing to my building depression? I have lots of friends and hang out with people constantly but...I feel so alone.
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Shameless bump
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>>16441000
>I've also read that not having regular human contact fucks with your mind
That doesn't mean physical contact, it means interaction with a real human. The opposite of solitary confinement
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>>16441059
This
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>smoking a cigarette outside of a gala event
>there are drinks being served but that's not the purpose of the event
>8/10 approaches me and starts talking to me
>it's pretty awkward, but she seems awkward too
>she writes down her number and gives it to me without me even asking
>hug her to say bye, she kisses me on the cheek and says to text her
I'm 4/10 and have never been approached by a woman in my life. Was she just bored? She came alone to this thing. Or could she have been drunk? Any possible explanations? Attraction is definitely ruled out.
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>>16440989
>Attraction is definitely ruled out
Are you sure of this?
Did she smell drunk? Did she slur her words?
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>>16440989
Maybe she was looking at you all night and when you stepped out for a cig she finally saw an opportunity to approach away from everyone else.
Who cares why she did it, OP, just enjoy that she came up and talked to you. Fucking text her!
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There's no consistency in what girls find attractive. If a boy gives a girl a certain score, all other boys will generally rate within 2 points of that score. For example, if I give a girl 7, all other boys will probably rate between 5 and 9. Of course there are exceptions for people with strange fetishes, but this is generally the case.
Girls on the other hand seem to all like completely different things. One girl's 0 is another girl's 10. I personally think I'm probably about a 3 out of 10, but I've had some girls tell me I'm very attractive, and that I'm better looking than my model friend.
You could have just been her type. I say send her a message.
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is it weird for a 24 yo guy to date an 18 yo girl?
Will people judge?
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>>16440954
Yes and I dunno why you'd want to, but who cares if you're happy. It's your life.
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some people will think it's weird and judge
some people will think it's normal and natural
some people will be like niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice dude
none of those people are in the relationship so who gives a fuck what they think
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>>16440954
No, most won't. However, problems will arise due to the differences in life experience, education, and short term goals. You're looking for a career after college, she just wants to party and get smashed, for example.
So wreck her cunt, mouth and ass as much as himay possible before you guys realize that it isn't going to work
Adv, yesterday i got way too drunk and ended up making out with a very nice guy i sort of knew for a while now (friend of my best friends brother). As history shows, i'm not very good at handling things maturely. So please, help me out! How do i proceed now? Im still confused and a bit hangover, so i don't even know what i want to ask you guys... But i need somebody to help me sort this out.
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Do you want a relationship with this dude? If you do try to get more one on one sober time and make something out of it.
Do you want to never deal with this so it fades away to obscurity? Just never mention it, bring it up, or acknowledge it happened.
Do you just want to be friends? Text him something to send him to the friendzone like "Sorry about last night, I was drinking way too much and don't want things to be weird. You're a nice guy, but I'm not looking for anything right now."
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>>16440953
How do you want to proceed? A little more information would be helpful.
Do you regret what you did? Excited? Worried?
What's the deal, OP? Hand out some info, you hungover wreck. :)
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>>16440967
Yeah, i kind of don't know where i want this to go. I guess in the direction of getting more sober time together. But i feel like it would be pretty awkward now, since we skipped a few steps due to alcohol. We do have a lot in common and i guess we match pretty well. Ah, i'm absolutely overthinking this, but i don't want to fuck this up even more cause we'll be seeing each other in the future anyways and i don't want this to make things weird for anybody.