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He sounds too good for you, desu

>Rural Area
>Farm

I'm assuming they'd be upset due to his lack of "upward mobility"? Tough cookies for them. They aren't going out with him. Besides, you're in a rural area. Farming is sort of a primary way of life in the country.

>>16489294
The collie on your pic looks like my late dog, Mat. He was a good dog, always happy and loyal, loved playing fetch, was very patient with children. He died of an old age, and I miss him since. I hope he's in a dog heaven with his brothers and sisters now.

>>16489043
You don't be a bitch and talk to him. Alcoholism isn't genetics. Putting a stigma on it just makes it worst.

Grow up and deal with it like an adult

>>16489043
>owner of the car offers 20 year old 6 drinks

this is such b8, that bar could easily lose its liquor license for doing such

>>16489043
He won't end up like him. No one knows how much they can take for the first time. Now he knows.

I'm recyxling my own question from the other thread. I'd like to get some more advice.

I'm dating a girl with a body dismorphic disorder. She will probably be my new girlfriend. She's not bulimic or anorexic, but she doesn't eat much, sometimes she skips meals and she hates her body. As a caring boyfriend, what can I do to help her? She's alredy seeing a psychologist, but she refuses to see a specialist. She told me she was forced to see one when she was younger, but that was useless.

>>16488429
It's a mental thing, there's not much you can do about it. Telling her she's pretty just the way she is isn't going to do anything.

MEN
Is eating pussy gross?
If yes, why?

I always thought it was, so when bf tried to do that few days ago I made up some retarded excuse and it was really akward.

How often does she masturbate?

Why does she masturbate?

>>16488159
once every other day, or after we fuck and she didn't get off

>>16488144
>gf can't come when we fuck. she says she does come when masterbating. should i throw away all her toys?

You should try eating her out. Read the .pdf She Comes First.
She probably needs clitoral stimulation to cum. Just try harder, and try different things.
No, they're not yours to dispose of and are probably not the cause of her not cumming. It's more likely that you're not putting in the work to get her there.

>>16488043
Time to join the Army.

>>16488061
What

Land of the rising sun

>>24436176
Nice wish I was that /

>>16487611
In order to be like him, you have to be number 1

>>16487611
>Be a ronery otaku nerd in your late twenties~early thirties
>fuck your brother's sister
>date your half sister
>own a cat

Also 10/10 nmh thread

>>16486695
I fucking want to kill someone. I am raging right now. I have an overwhelming energy in my chest. All I want to do is beat someone fucking face until you can't tell that they are a human being. I need a smoke.

>>16486695
Fuck you all who don't consider Psychology a science.

I dont consider psychology to be a science>>16486721

do you have a brother, OP? or some other guy in your house that uses your dad's stuff sometimes?
I ask because I got super upset one time borrowing my father's laptop and finding a folder of teenage girls
my brother (who was also a teenager at the time so it wasn't weird) found me crying about it in my room and asked me what was wrong and I told him and he bashfully told me it was his folder and that he forgot to delete it..

>>16486289

Nope. Other than me, my father's the only guy in the house.

>>16486237
>My heart started beating hard even before I realized what it was.
Does your heart always beat hard at the sight of random internet folders?

are there more pictures?

I can't believe I lost all my fucking friends because of you! Stop pretending to be mythical beasts and anime characters! You make my blood boil!

You're on my mind, I miss you already. I hope you have an amazing weekend. I hope you have an even better thanksgiving.
I brought home the cards you gave me. I have so many of your clothes. I miss my best friend.
Oh man....

This is it. This is the end of the road for me. Every waking second, the feeling of despair overwhelms me. No job, no money, no car, very few friends, and only 1 family member. My dog doesn't even like me. Nothing brings me peace of mind, and I'm sick of people telling me they understand and know how I feel. This is what rock bottom is, and I can't live this way any more.

I understand that there are people who care about me and will miss me. But I need this. I crave it. Misophonia is ruining my life and I accept defeat. I don't want to wake up tomorrow. I don't expect any of you to understand. To everyone that has helped me, I am truly sorry. I don't want you to feel like your efforts were in vain, because if it were not for those brief moments of happiness, my life would have been meaningless. I at least got to experience some of the good things in life, even if just for a little bit.

I want to be remembered as the nice, gentle person that I was. But every day, I grow more pessimistic, aggressive, and less sociable. As the saying goes, you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. And if I continue on like this, the mark I leave on this world will be a negative one. I want my life to end while I am still myself, before my anxiety dictates my actions and I lash out at something or someone that I care about. I don't want to burden anyone any more.

This is where we part ways. I bid you farewell.

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>>16490273
>From the day we started she slowly filled me up with more and more limitations, she restricts me to do many things I liked to do before (going out, drinking alcohol (not overdoing it btw),...) She also doesn't want me to talk with anyone that has vagina and gets jealous when girls like my stuff on facebook. She is constantly monitoring all my texts etc.

DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER DANGER

GET OUT OF THE RELATIONSHIP NOW. NOT LATER. NOW.

Take it from a guy who's been there; that is the worst kind of crazy and it WILL fuck you up in the head for a long, long time if you let it go on.

No one who puts restrictions on their partner like that is worth staying with, regardless of anything else. She might not be beating you, but that's an abusive relationship nonetheless. If you've already tried talking to her about it and she's been resistant, it's over.

>>16490317
It's just so hard, I keep believing in second chances and I am trying to talk with her about it etc. but it's just... not working...

How can I be sure it's just not something in my head? Especialy when there is another girl going through my mind?

>>16490339
Her telling you what you're allowed to do and who you're allowed to talk to is not "In your head." Her being jealous over something as petty and meaningless as a Facebook "Like" is not "In your head." Her MONITORING YOUR COMMUNICATIONS is not "In your head."

There is no gray area here, dude. She's controlling, jealous, untrusting, and manipulative. You don't want to be in that kind of poisonous relationship.

This happened to me when I was in my late teens, so believe me, I know how you're feeling. I know all about the self-doubt and misplaced guilt. But you've got to trust me when I tell you that the ONLY right thing to do here is get her out of your life as fast as possible, no matter how hard that is or how much it hurts. Rip off the band-aid.

Don't rebound on Girl B right away; give it two or three months so that you can recover and get your head back on straight. But keep her in mind if you like.

Be nice to him. Talk to him. Dress cute.

No one can count on looks, not even if you're drop dead gorgeous. You know how many people in this world want to fuck Taylor Swift? She looks absolutely disgusting to me.

>>16490070

Guys are suckers for girls who make them feel special. Make him feel good about himself when he's with you and you're set.

Beer is cheaper. Can't stand it myself. I love liquor. I love shots.

Mostly, it's a matter of price. Beer is cheap. In college, when you don't have a whole lot of resources to spare, that matters.

For those college students who are not yet of legal drinking age, there is another advantage. Because beer is cheap, it is usually not guarded as closely as harder liquor. Even if the student has no intention of stealing anything, they know that their purchases won't be scrutinized as thoroughly. The difference might not be much, but it can be enough.

>>16490030

It's very easy to hurt yourself with hard liquor if you don't know what you're doing, and a lot of young drinkers don't know what they're doing yet. Beer is safer, if you drink too much, you'll probably just make yourself puke before you really get into alcohol poisoning levels of intoxication.

It's also cheaper

it sounds like you think sex is a requisite part of a relationship. It isn't, and it would be a good idea to base your relationship around something else. If you intend to have a family someday, consider that instead.

>>16489919
>sex isn't a requisite part of a relationship
But Anon, it is.
Why do you think it's the number one reason so many relationships fail?

buy her a dildo that she might like, encourage her to see porn and when she's comfortable try having sex.

She thinks it is disgusting and she doesn't participate actively on sexual activities so doesn't know better.

I think kind of the same, I'm a very shy person, I hate when my boyfriend eats me out even though I enjoy it, and I just overcame this because I like the other parts of sex like pleasuring my boyfriend and being pounded, but that's half of it, so i'm still learning how to stop feeling odd, if I could buy a dildo or some toys I would.

>>16489854
Why would you want to?

>>16489854
Lowering standards is easy. It's a bit harder when all the girls in your area are 7+/10, there rest are in relationships and the only ones left are toothless addicts and fatasses on mobility scooters.

A few shots usually does the trick.

forgot to say that i live in a 3rd world muslim country

>>16489748
150 negro? what the shit thats really short
but have no fear, most asian girls are short, if you have the yellow fever just go for asians!
which 3rd world muslim country are you living in?

>>16489889
turkey