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>>16494090
>number of injuries
>sleeping issues
You fucking idiot go to the doctor

I would say visit a doctor so you can be sure you're alright.

Oh my gosh op. That is terrible. I am deeply sorry that something like that had to happen to you. Your eye sounds like it might have gotten infected or become re from a sleep deprivation. I have that same problem when I sleep 2 hours to write a last minute assignment. The shock or injuries could be causing the irregularity. Definitely go to the doctor if you have suffered several serious injuries and not sleeping properly or having eye issues. You don't want the symptoms to worsen or loose your sight if its infected. Feel better soon and hope nothing like that happens to you again. You should probably file a report if you haven't already even if you don't recognize their faces.

Just get an exit bag, it might be legal in your area and it quick and painless

>>16494075
It's not effective - most back out when using this. On top of that, I'm not sure as to whether buying large amounts of helium is legal where I live.

>>16494066
You can give the money to me. I will buy a boat and we can have an adventure before you off yourself.

>>16494039
Anon, I don't want to be mean, but if she's too stupid to pass HS math, maybe she's not smart enough to deal with going to the university. I have hard time to believe she excels in other subject, as you cannot excel in physics or chemistry without knowing basic,HS level, math.

>>16494039
Yeah, don't do that... It's probably illegal as well and if the uni ever finds out that she cheated her way to a high school degree then she could get kicked out of school.

Also, what are you planning to do when she takes math classes at college? Are you going to take her tests for her or something?

>>16494063
This. If she can't grasp basic high school math then there's no way she can cut it in the sciences as well.

Has she been tested for dyslexia?

>>16494039
its not going to help in the long run. if she gets good marks from you taking her exams, but she cannot reproduce them herself in uni, she will fail calsses/waste tons of money

Post face. Seriously

>>16493955

It's the ugly. Push education and being comfy. Money means plastic surgery if it helps. Stay strong it won't be easy

>>16493960

Nope, not here. I get 3s in rate threads if that helps.

It looks really good, you mong. Post a picture of you making a normal face so we can more accurately judge

>>16493824
Holy shit, I'm not pic related. If I was I wouldn't be complaining. Man, I wish.
I don't wanna post my face on 4chins, but...

I cut my own hair. Maybe try it. If not, go to another salon for a fox up.

I know that feel.
You could just tell them to stop saying that because it bums you the fuck out. Straight-up.

well with that attitude of course you won't. do you even want to "find someone"? or are you happy by yourself? because that's valid, even though people nowadays don't seem to agree

>>16493525
Believe me, I've tried that before, but just get answers like 'don't be so negative, of course you will' and such. A lot of the time they'll start the sentence with'I know you don't like talking about it, but-' and then proceed to tell me how bad they feel about me not having anyone and how I deserve to be happy etc.

>>16493533
Just saying it how it is man, I know what I am. Some people are just too broken to fix.
Sometimes I do feel I want someone, but then I think about it and come to the conclusion that I'm happier with my own company the majority of the time. I'm told it's an unhealthy way of thinking though.

guys: would you date a girl your mom doesn't like?

>>16493552
Yeah, but if it started getting really serious and my mom/family still doesn't accept her then I'm not sure how that would turn out in the end. For the record my family has never had a problem with anyone I've dated and they respect me enough not to meddle in my relationships.

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Where can I find crazy qts who were abused heavily by their own parents as children?

And before anyone judges (like some mean girl on soc) I just want someone who understands, someone who relates and can tolerate my depression and possible PTSD. And I'd do the same for her. Also I live in rural England, which lowers my dating pool much more.

I don't care how much of a sad love it is....
(Crawling in my skin etc, etc...)

What's the problem? She might be a virgin, she might be shy, she might just be a good girl that doesn't act all sexual after a few dates. If you like her, go on and you will see when the time is right. She doesn't have to be all horny already. You can however awaken that side of her later on.

Why does it matter if she curses or not? Cursing women are not cute.

Just go on more dates with her and you'll find out sooner or later. The (shy) girl I've been dating opened up about these things after a month.

If you want to rush it and can't wait a few months before sex, you'd probably just have to talk with her about it.

>>16493364
I guess that makes sense. I'm not saying she needs to be ready to fuck right from the get go, I'm just used to girls being more open about it, I suppose. But you're right, I should get to know her better.

What about the cursing thing? I'm very liberal with my words but I don't want to offend her... Should I just ease into that part of my personality?

And I'm not saying I curse just to curse, most of the time it's in a joking context.

please, don't commit suicide because you're failing school.
contact a hotline, your college's counselor, anyone who can help you.
why are you failing anyways?

First of all, your most formative years are the first few years of childhood, not when you're 20.

Second of all, you kind of had this coming if you weren't putting in the effort now. If anything, this should be a wakeup call. If you can get professional help in your home country for your 'depression and anxiety' (I question whether those were actually diagnosed or if they're a self-diagnosis).

>>16493575
They're diagnosed and I have been medicated for them but I'm currently not on medication or in treatment

>>16493573
I took a calculus class again to replace my F last semester but I'm gonna fail it again because either I'm just really bad at math or I don't study hard enough. I'm getting barely a C in my other courses and it's going to pull my GPA maybe below a 2

Why do you want to?
Try to fall in love with a person instead of with a body.

>>16493016
Find someone you like enough.
Chances are most people would be willing to be "gay" if they found someone perfect.

But why do you care anyway? Married with kids?

Hahahaha!! OP, you're so witty and original, this is the best bait ever, and not trite and cliched at all!

You should get your own website, OP! You should start a channel on Youtube, OP! Are you on Twitter, OP?

Gosh, you're so funny!

To be clear, I'm assuming when everything felt warm when the condom broke and her vagina was warm

>>16492749
The chances of pregnancy are relatively small even in optimal conditions, so there is no need to panic yet.

That said, a broken condom should always be cause for prudency. Get a day-after pill just in case.

Does your gf use the pill, and if so, is the date optimal for pregnancy?

>>16492749
Chances are, you didn't put on the condom correctly, which caused it to break easily. That and/or you buy shitty confirms. Google for visuals and videos on putting it on correctly

This is depressingly relevant to my interests

Ask yourself this, would you date yourself? I don't mean that as in would your perfect partner be yourself. I mean looking at yourself objectively and asking yourself what redeeming qualities you can give rather than what qualities you wish you could receive.

Are you all that perfect yourself? Most of us are not we have lots of areas in our life that we could spend more time on.
Maybe the answer is not to lower your standards but to heighten your self.
Let your focus fixate on other things for a while, and come back to love and partners at a later time. Start finding other areas that can make you a better you.

I'm considering starting just that. Is it worth it, OP? I'm 21, male.

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Well, I'll start it off, that is, if someone hasn't beaten me to it.
Anyhow, this is more of a rant to myself, more than anything.
So, for the past year and 10 months, I have been single. I have had more flings in that time, than relationships in my life. I'm only 20.
Now, either the Red Pill and /r9k/ speak the truth, or all this time on the internet is finally getting to my head... females can't be lonely. Although I've had no one express interest in being in a relationship with me, I've had constant sexual attention. But, I'll be damned if I don't feel unwanted. It's one thing to be desired, but it's another for someone to say, "be mine". And I'm certain that it's because it's the way I'm acting. I want to satisfy every boy I meet, but that means I can't be faithful. I tell myself that I want to settle down, but there's a new person to be infatuated with, every month. I want to be paraded around shamelessly in public, as though I am my man's prize... but I don't want to meet anyone's expectations.
Let's face it, I'm not girlfriend material, but I still yearn for affection. And until I stop having these indecent thoughts, I'm going to remain unanchored, forever toying with the idea of hearing, "I love you".

It's evident that a great lot of us are indecisive, as I've proven myself to be in this pretentious mini-maninfesto.

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Of all the fucking things, it had to be cancer.
And of all the fucking times, it had to be just before the final year of my degree.

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Dear Senpai~
I've drawn a picture for you, telling how my day was.
Hope you hate it.
[kill me pls]

Badly. If I'm lucky I'll just die in my sleep.

Tfw no gf

I'm doing great, actually. Thanks for asking.

Life is good.

Everywhere? What's wrong with non-virgins anyway? Do they make you insecure?

literally nowhere

>>16491162
How do I go on about figuring out whether or not they are virgins in the quickest amount of time possible?