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Holy shit im such a pussy plz help 2015-11-23 06:45:21 Post No.16491737
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Holy shit im such a pussy plz help
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There is a girl @ my school who is 10/10. Every single turn on and attraction that pertains to me she posesses. Same favorite shows, bands, web comics. We are deathly similar, except im an ugly peice of trash. i have till the end of the school year until she moves away. How do I make myself atleast semi attractivr to my dream girl so we can atleast be good friends. We have 5/7 classes together and i still cant build up any self asteem.
Pic so you fuckers can understand how drastically unattractive i am
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Lol holy fuck. I reckon grow your hair out and style it in some kind of trendy way and work out. And groom your eyebrows a bit.
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Before you say that this is menial shit yes i get it, but it says advice not advice on how to get out of a loan shark trying to catch and break both of my legs.
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>>16491745
Cant dye my hair, its too dark and i would reek of bleach, what trendy way do you suggest?
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33 years old and I've never had more than a few sips of alcohol. Never been drunk, never been buzzed. Have I ruined my own life? Would I be a happier man now if I'd started drinking as a teen like everyone else? Would I have gotten laid more, had more friends? Have I missed out on everything life has to offer?
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Nothing you mentioned besides drinking alcohol has a direct correlation to anything alcohol related. So no, you probably wouldn't have had any of those things happen any differently. Odds are you'd be where you are now and if you drank enough in a less healthy state, err maybe even dependent upon alcohol.
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>>16491667
Yeah, that's what I usually think. Every now and again I feel like I've made a bad decision, like tonight. Just self-doubt, I suppose.
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>>16491662
>Never been drunk, never been buzzed.
It's all way over-hyped by people that have nothing more interesting to do. I drink on rare occasions, but I only do enough to get a slight buzz. It just makes me giggly and relaxed, but my stomach sours quickly. Actually being drunk is unpleasant.
> hot girl in my class that I had considered out of my league.
> meet her at a bar one day
> she gets all touchy feely interested and clearly says "I'm single".
> next day in class, ask her out straight up "I wanna take you out on a date and get to know you better"
> says yes
> but she's busy every date/time I suggest.
> take the hint and tell her "You don't have to go, if you don't want"
> says "No, lets do lunch tomorrow"
> go on lunch date.
> everything goes well.
> start planning 2nd date
> "Wanna watch a movie on Friday?"
> "No", same shit- busy every time.
> give up, text her "I give up"
> says "Lets do study date today instead, can't do Friday because have to wake up early on Saturday" (this info is important)
> btw, never texts me first
> lol, wtf... no way I'm getting action on study date.
> go on study date anyway
> I'm right, she ignores me for the most part, focuses entirely on computer.
> But takes call from "guy friend" at 1am.
> all happy and smiles about it.
> mfw did I just get keked?
> I'm not taking this shit.
> leave immediately
> Friday, go out to the bars
> see her at the bar with her friends, doesn't see me.
> see above: "can't do Friday because have to wake up early on Saturday"
> at the bars at 2am
> "have to wake up early"
> mfw
> won't text till she texts. she probably won't, then fuck it: this girl is trouble anyway.
tl;dr: girl showed interest, but every time I try shit disinterested. But every time I say I give up, she is re-interested. Assessment: teasing for attention, girl is trouble.
Am I right in my assessment and course of action?
I'm not even mad. She's in a sorority, so she's probably still in the young phase where dating is dramatic like TV- "I like you but I don't. Oh no, X cheated on Y, hurr durr, Instagram Snapchat!!" instead of mature, proper relationships.
pic, related. It's her.
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Why are you putting so much effort into someone who treats you like an accessory, a backup plan, or a chore?
You know what the first step is? Close this thread and don't invest another moment of effort or thought into this person. Pursue someone else.
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>>16491656
wtf is she wearing.........
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>>16491689
Lol, no idea.
>>16491682
Thanks. I guess I needed to hear from someone else what I kind of knew already.
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I'm not making enough money. I can't afford to back to school. I've put in over 300 applications with no response. Literally no one will even look at me.
I've tried using a manpower/labor business but they have nothing for me. I've looked at gigs and jobs on craigslist, still nothing.
I'm too small to donate plasma. I'm trying to sell my guitar for extra cash but no one is biting.
The options I have left are stripping, camwork and suicide
what do
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How old are you and what work experience and skills do you have.
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>>16491651
23
first job was a desk clerk, second job was a delivery driver, current job is housekeeping, all in a little over a year due to scheduling issues and seasonal work.
I have research skills, qualitative and quantitative. I have marketing and advertisement experience, obvious customer service abilities, data entry, collection and analysis and database management,
I also have back country navigation skills and general physical labor skills but people aren't wont to hire small women for those things
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>>16491664
You must live in a shitty area for jobs. Have you considered re-locating?
Anonymous
Dating your coworkers 2015-11-23 05:31:17 Post No.16491588
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I know that dating your coworkers is generally inadvisable, but I've done it anyways and had some success with it. For anyone who's dipped in company ink, how much is too much? I've had a public relationship with one of my coworkers, which ended mutually, would asking out another coworker be a poor move? She's a shy, lonely qt.
For perspective, I don't care terribly about this job but it'd be nice to not throw it away for nothing.
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>>16491588
My rule is always: is this a job or is it a career? If a job, who gives a fuck? As if being paid 8 bucks an hour to man a register is worth any consideration for the long term. It doesn't matter. If it's a career job, where you have graduated college and are making very good money and the policy is such that it's not OK to do? Don't do it. This is big kid time. Follow the rules, keep shit simple at work and find people outside of your work circle. It's not that hard.
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>>16491588
I'd advise against it. don't shit where you eat, and a breakup can easily become a shitty situation
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Seems like a bad idea to me. I've seen it crash and burn twice. Once at Fred Meyer the couple split after 2 years and the girl filed a sexual harassment claim and the guy lost his job in management.
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How do I ask a girl for a hug? We don't know each other that well so it's gonna be awkward either way.. but should I just say hi to her and spread my arms out and hope she takes the hint, or actually explicitly ask her for a hug, or do something else entirely?
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Do you WANT to be labelled a creep or something?
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>>16491507
I don't MIND being labelled as a creep.
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>>16491501
>We don't know each other that well
Why the fuck would you do such a thing? Most people, in general, are not comfortable letting others breech their personal space unless it's a good friend.
>>16491537
>I don't MIND being labelled as a creep.
You should, if you ever want friends or a relationship.
Does anyone know if it is illegal to carry an expendable baton as a civilian in the United States? Been looking around but can't seem to find a clear answer.
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I think it's at least illegal in some states. I vaguely recall looking into them and finding out that I couldn't get one.
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>>16491490
Expandable
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>>16491490
Everything is legal as long as you aren't; black, Mexican, Indian, or a Man.
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23 years old and just got out of a 3 year relationship with the girl I was planning to propose to this coming summer. I honestly feel like by the time I'm even ready to date again (between 1-2 years) I'll be doomed to be forever alone. I'm a solid 6/10 with a decent personality, funny yet shy on occasion and usually have no problems speaking my mind. I feel like my chances of getting a good, attractive, intelligent, and reasonably logical female are rapidly dwindling. Can anyone pull me out of this toxic thought process?
>picture related. Me and my ex.
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You are a man. You're only getting more attractive as you age, stop stressing.
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>>16491471
oh, fuck you.
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Wow, she's hot as fuck. Sorry to hear that men.
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If I don't kill myself they'll never know what I went through 2015-11-23 04:38:27 Post No.16491462
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If I don't kill myself they'll never know what I went through
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It wouldn't be fair for them to be allowed to ignore it forever. I've tried telling people but no one really understands.
My parents especially just tell me to make sure it doesn't "interfere with my studies". They practically tell me what to say so they can believe everything is fine.
Everything isn't fine. If I just tell people how I feel they'll all just think I'm selfish and ungrateful. I wasn't molested, beaten, dad wasn't an alcoholic, parents didn't get divorced, and I grew up in an upper middle class family so I don't deserve to feel this way.
I don't believe I'll ever be "cured" so I feel like it's unfair for everyone to be allowed to think that what happened in my past doesn't affect me now. I still remember every moment of bullying and my parents fighting.
I was fucked up from the beginning. I was always weak and ugly so I was bullied and excluded. People always thought I was disgusting and aren't afraid to say it. I'll ALWAYS be inferior to the people who bullied me. They'll end up happier and more successful than me and already are.
Unless I kill myself this is all childish whining. Unless I kill myself I should just snap out of it, move on, change my attitude, focus on the positive, man up, and of course, remember that a lot of people have it worse.
I don't plan to kill myself today or tomorrow because there's a few things I want to do. But I feel like I should eventually.
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Lift weights, find a hobby you love and strive to perfect it, leave your comfort zone, and fuck the world in the ass.
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>>16491499
Listen to this guy OP.
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Just kill yourself, op, and prove to them they were all right about you.
How do I stop being cynical and hating everything? I feel like I don't enjoy anything and am quick to find flaws. I want to enjoy something without thinking it's pointless
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>>16491412
Find something you enjoy. If you like it, it isn't pointless.
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>>16491417
I don't enjoy things anymore. It all seems pointless, I wish I could
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>>16491426
I get that feeling too m8, but it not very healthy maybe you should go to therapy or something?
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Are there any drugs besides weed or any alcohol that can get rid of bad thoghts? Weed works but it only lasts for soo long, alcohol works but it has worse side effects
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Pixie sticks. It's legal.
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as far as I know there's nothing on earth that will rid of bad thoughts forever, the same way you can't stop seeing things without closing or removing your eye
it's a function of your brain to think good and bad thoughts, anything that stops them is only temporary
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>>16491383
The answer to that question is to drink more alcohol.
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quick questions thread 2015-11-23 04:03:51 Post No.16491364
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I've got a few hours
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how do i do a good shave on my face without shaving on the opposite way of hair growth?
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>>16491364
How do i find a job?
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>>16491364
What qualifies you to answer any of my questions?
hey /adv/
im in a rough spot in life right now and i have to go to uni
basically, i have to choose a major, either something along the lines of Psychology, Business, Commerce, Management..
the problem is, i dont know what to choose, im not good at anything..
are psychology degrees useless? i was kinda interested in that. i honestly dont know what to do and my life will probably go to shit if i dont go to uni
uni experiences and unifags welcome
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I won't say which you should choose because honestly you should go for what you're passionate and or inclined to learning about.
BUT, I will say you should be prepared for a bunch of unsuccessful people blindly telling you to major in STEM because "hurdur muh employment rate".
You will not become a doctor simply because you pick science as your major and shoot for medical school. Someone who is mediocre at science or whatever will most likely remain that way or have a much more difficult time trying. Be wise.
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>>16491302
the problem is, im having a hard time finding what im really passionate about. im reading about all of them but none of them makes me go "wow". its just "this is pretty interesting."
im really afraid of my passion dying out too if i do get that spark for taking a major
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>Psychology is a choice
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/adv/, i need help
so, there is this boy in my debate, and i like him a lot. problem is he doesn't really talk to me and im too shy to talk to him. my english also sucks shit, and i cannot form a basic fuckin sentence.
the hell do i do? need tips; pic related, its him.. was showing my friend (turns out she has him in math, which is what i wanted to know)
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>>16491244
Is he ROTC or something?
>my english also sucks shit, and i cannot form a basic fuckin sentence
Then what did you just do now? Talk to him. It's the only way to get close to him.
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>>16491261
yeah he is
yeas, but i get really shy and im nervouse and my accent is heavy as hell OTL
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>>16491244
Talk to him, ask him how he's doing, introduce yourself to him.
Being a girl and approaching guys is playing on super easy mode with extra lives.
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Is it wrong to consider drug use a red flag in dating? 2015-11-23 03:23:48 Post No.16491193
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Is it wrong to consider drug use a red flag in dating?
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Is it wrong of me to instantly red flag anyone who uses recreational drugs in dating? I'm just baffled by how people cannot see the massive problem they are causing in today's society, and the fact that their dollars literally supports violence that kills innocent people every day (all the cartels in Mexico just being one example), and think they are immoral as fuck. But maybe it isn't so clear cut as that. Do you have any advice?
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Everything after the first sentence in your post is itself a red flag for anyone who would date you.
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>>16491198
I agree with this.
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>>16491193
You shouldn't change your standards to be with someone. You accept it or don't.