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Are you getting laid?

>>16484558
As a "tall girl" (5'7") height is a big deal to me. This stems from being embarrassed in middle school as I was taller than all the boys and was therefore rejected by them. Eventually most of the boys grew to be taller than me and everything became normal.
But now, when a guy is shorter than me, I am not attracted to him because I associate that with selfconciousness.

It's awful and shallow, but I can't control it.
Luckily you're not a manlet, op.
5'6" is not that bad. If you were 4'10" or something then it would be something worth worrying over.
Just go for girls who are shorter than you. You'll have more luck with them, and most girls will be fine with a partner who is the same height of taller than them.

>>16484572
I never understood this. Tall girl=longer legs. The jokes were born from the guys being insecure

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I see only one option so far to get money sent to me - Western Union, because of different reasons. One of which is I don't have a bank account where I am (UK).

>>16484517
I'd try not to give out too much information, until and if I am able to find someone. I need a bit more than 100$.

>>16484423

Yea, it's called being a faggot.

In my culture we call that being a whore.

Could doing this be bad for me? Not counting possible stds but like hurt me emotional somehow?

To the ladies: What do you think about guys who masturbate every day, and about guys who rarely or never masturbate?

>>16484415
Don't care either way as long as it doesn't affect our sex life.

how many of you, both genders, are in relationships you know you need to end but haven't yet?

Bonus points for you hate your partner and have silently suffered for a long time.

Go to the hospital

Kill your mom

Go to the hospital. Move out. Think twice about the family you keep in your life.

>>16484344
Pretty much this.

That aint no mother. I know you cant help your senpai and you gotta love them but in this case she will literally get you killed one day. Its your own dumbass fault for doing it though. Just tell your mum to stfu next time. She sounds like she honestly does not give a shit about you so why try to make her happy?

Dont actually kill her obviously, but that were my mum she would be dead to me after that. Id ignore her and just pretend she doesnt exist.

She sounds uninterested. Might not be cheating, but that's bad. How long have you dated and how serious is it.

Take control of the relationship and dump her. She'll be shocked and puzzled, and might be intrigued. (She might even come back).

But at least you'll walk a way a man. She's no longer interested mate, there are 3+ billion other fishes in the sea, don't waste your time and value yourself less cause of this one.

>>16484276
We've been together for around 9 months and we spent most of the summer together no problem. I understand we're both in college and we need to do work but holy shit I'm not seeing her. She seems genuinely happy when around me most of the time though.

There was one time I saw her in the library but I'm not sure if she saw me. It was across the library (not that big of one, think college library that is meant to have that floor double as a large, spread out classroom (not lecture hall size, like discussion class size)). I saw her and was planning on going over to talk to her a bit (because why not, she's my girl) after I was done talking to my friend about our assignment, and I didn't see her look at me, but I saw her look in my direction before she picked up her stuff and left. I mean, sometimes I change study locations quick, but seems a bit odd.

Also, since I think this actually is supposed to be a bigger red flag, response time for me texting her, like I said, hour min, usually multiple hours before she will respond or respond with more than one response (you know, have a conversation). When with me, she responds to her phone at least once per hour unless sleeping with me/other physical stuff. I mean I generally text my friends less when she's there, and I think I've heard that this is a red flag.

Chads, of course.

Every single time you make a decision: ask yourself, what would Chad do?

funny, good looking guys

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How did you fail high school? Why can't you go back or to another high school?

>>16484109
Hi OP I failed high school too and have to take the GED too.
>How did you fail high school?
Long story, but it comes down to mental illness
>Why can't you go back or to another high school?
too old

Here are images of the official practice test at ged.com from this year. I haven't taken it yet but it's the closest thing to the real test. Use Khan Academy and Coursera to study math and science for free. Math is the hardest part of the new GED.
>https://mega.nz/#!DB5E1QaB
>!3vzkCeRvhLT9hvZay6Z2XywdTVC6BTZLlbA7FLTjJ40

1: it varies from place to place
2: go to fucking google and type where you fucking live

If you're male it's not a big deal.

Hope you learned from your newbie mistake OP. It's fine to be a little more choosy with your sexual partners.

Get tested but you're probably fine

>>16484035
How the fuck am I suppose to know what's good or not? She's not a huge slut or anything but its very questionable that a random guy in public walks up to me and happens to know her name and where shes from and tells me that shit

Go back wherever you came from and tell them we don't want you either.

you're a fucking idiot

>>16483986
>I want my gf to build a chemical dependency
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>16483985
I'm in college and studying Computer Science. I hate it and want to leave. I'm only doing it because it's what my entire family wants of me.

First time i was too young and took stupid classes at a community college and lost interest/ dropped out.

Second time i did culinary school and absolutely loved it was doing amazingly, up until it started to fall apart and instructors were getting fired/ random substitutes hired who pretty much attacked and abused everybody and made every student hate one another. There were suddenly everyday threats from students of pouring boiling oil/ water/ burning other students they didnt like. Also a massive rat infestation, like feces all over the food we cooked with. I just started dreading it and couldnt take being called a fucking idiot and fucking useless in an expensive paid cooking course everyday. I've been scared away for now.

>>16483985
>Are/were you in college?
no
>Why not?
crippling anxiety, so bad I'm too scared to even see a doctor.

sorry when you have a wife, much less a girlfriend, you kind of have to ask them these things beforehand. Because then you're sneaking and possibly breaking boundaries you aren't aware of yet. When you break them its too late though. She'll probably come around eventually, but its fucking stupid you didnt even THINK this could trigger the woman you're in a lifelong monogamous sexual relationship with.

Curiosity: How would you feel if she went behind your back to BBC stripper bachelorette parties and activities like eating out went down.

>>16483984

Here's the thing... I honestly, truly, really won't care.

>hurr durr anon bullshit!

No, that stuff doesn't bug me. Girls night at the strip show with some dicks in the face? Hell, it sounds hilarious.

I'd be much more upset if I found out she was texting with the same guy a ton and shared a bunch of inside jokes.

>>16484006
but even then, just because you're fine with it. Doesn't mean she is. In hind sight don't you think things like these MAYBE should be discussed beforehand with the wife? To make sure shes also under the impression a bachelor party means strippers giving your friends blowjobs ? Like as a human being/ partner she deserves that much, a clarification to prevent any upset..?

I have small tits and one I've used on a friend (and myself because why not, luv urself) is:

If you have paper and pen but no where to write, say to girl, "ugh I need somewhere flat to write, can I use your chest?"

The faces of the girls I've used this on; pretty damn funny

>>16485027
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Just call them 'shit tits'.
My friend used to call it me & managed to get all his friends to call it me too.
I don't mind. They are shit.

suicide probably.

literally what the fuck are you worried about if you didn't actually cheat

also why the fuck would any reasonable human being support anyone but bernie please don't tell me you let your 4chan political opinions affect your real life one jesus christ

>>16483739
If it's anyone important, talk to them and try to mitigate it by getting an incomplete or an F in the class and retake it with a forgiveness policy (if your school has those). If the person hasn't confronted you yet and/or you haven't completely spaghettied everywhere, just change the grade back and say it must've been a glitch in the system and take the L

nah, there are almost certainly better uses of money.

depends on how beefy your curtains are. they are a major turn off for most guys.

>>16483742
>they are a major turn off for most guys.
I disagree