Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 6754. page

>>16500846
Why don't you ask them to hook you up?

>>16500875
I am very ugly. It wont happen.
Even then I don't want to have sex outside of committed relationships.

Stab one of them

What do you have to lose?

>>16500793
Get drunk, act a fool, everyone will laugh, good times shall be had.

Or, that guy knows that you're some weirdo and has just invited you to the party so that Stacy can get you all worked up only to pull the rug out from under you at the last second and leave you sitting there holding your limp dick in your hands while everyone at the party laughs at you.

>>16500793

go there looking your best, expecting nothing

chads and staceys have better things to do than plot for days and use each other as bait just to laugh at a socially inept guy

>>16500793
Or, instead of being a pessimistic douche with a self fulfilling prophecy of failure, you go meet this girl and charm the pants off her.

>>16500782
Maybe he's on vacation and forgot to tell you. Probably not though.
You should set a limit of time after which you will ask somebody else where he is because you haven't heard of him for a long time. If she wants to ditch you then he should say so and not just disappear.

>>16500790
>>16500790
No he's definitely not on a vacation or anything. I don't believe he just ditched me but I guess anything could be possible. and i'm not sure what's a good amount of time until I ask someone else for info, that's pretty much what i'm asking advice for

How old is he, maybe he got grounded. Could be that he is just too immature. That's where my money is. Be ready to ditch this dude if there was not some good reason for going off the grid like getting busted or hit by a car or something that would validly keep him from even giving you a heads-up.

While taking drugs might seem fun, they feel so good you have no desire to do anything else or improve, and when you grow old you realize you have no skills or talent.

>>16500759

stay off drugs, kids, or this is the kind of posts you'll be making in the wrong threads all the time

>>16500787
Seems like you dechiphered the binarys of OP's cryptic message, care to share it with the normal people you nerdy you?

>>16500713
pls take better care of your teeth

and I don't think so OP. regardless herpes is airborne so.

>>16500724
I just got a better job to finally acquire dental insurance. Dentist visit is my top priority right now. Thanks for the input

>>16500713
Shameless bump.

Bump, I also need to know this

Don't orbit someone

Make a move.

If you're in the UK I could have sex with you, that would be fun right?

I want to die not have sex, did I miss something here?

>>16500677

book a flight to turkey

>>16500617

BITCH THIS DAY IS RESERVED FOR FAMILY! THIS IS MY DAY! THIS IS THE DAY MY FAMILY AND I GATHER FOR DINNER!

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WAIT!

>>16500617

Does she know this is a special day for your family? If so, I suspect she could be manipulating you and trying to see how far she can shove the strap-on up your ass.

Also don't this bitch know a man love his mamma first, basic bitches second?

>She won't take "no" because that apparently proves that my family is more important to me than her

Family IS more important, fucks sake. You can have 100 gf's, but only one family (in most cases).

>>16500484
Bump

>>16500484
Oh man.

You do NOT want to be a gangsta. Gangstas don't want to be gangstas. Gangsters dream of owning legitimate businesses, playing sports and going to Harvard. Not staying in the hood.

You essentially want to live a life you weren't born into. If you walked into the ghetto as you are, without knowing what you look like I can almost guarantee a real gangsta would tell you to get lost.

>>16500484
You're white with no friends in a huge city trying to "make it" on the street. You're going to fail. The first nigga you'll try to buy drugs from is gonna burn you so hard and leave your country ass crying in the street.

White people don't fit into the "hard streets" aspect of American cities. They just don't. We're good people, from good families and safe upbringings. Fucking act life it before you get shit on repeatedly by minorities.

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My girlfriend thinks I'm the one. She thinks marriage is around the corner.

I can't deal with the guilt anymore. Do I come clean and tell her everything I've done? Or do I break up with her for "other reasons" and hide all the scumbag shit I've done?

Or do I keep this sham going. Stay cheating on the low. Stay keeping tabs on her phone knowing where she is where she's at at all times keeping her on a secret complete lockdown. And just stay in this relationship and become the bitch who broke my heart in the first place.

You became exactly what you hated. Confront it, kill it, and move past it. You know it's going to take a lot of harsh acceptance with yourself to feel okay. You know you've acted like a piece of shit. It's cool though, you don't have to be what you don't want to be. Remember that.

Confess all the scumbag shit to your current gf. She deserves to know, and if you talk to her, and explain why you did it she may not leave you.

>>16500373
By organizing their duel to the death with pistols at dawn

You're just gonna have to try not to say too much. Don't take a side. Don't bother reasoning with any party. It sounds hard but I've learned this from experience, don't involve yourself. You'll end up causing some damage in one way or another

I'd suggest some self defence training, are they known to carry weapons? Are you? If it comes to you or them meeting their maker are you going to have what it takes to deliver a people's elbow direct to the heart thus prematurely ending their life? And that's not the worse bit, it's living with yourself after that taking their power for your own

has she seen your text? she might just be busy

It's over m8

say something along the lines of "Is everything cool?" if she doesn't respond to that for a day send a "Hey you've been difficult to contact lately. Is everything ok?"

Regular contact is important for the health of a relationship, and it's not needy to want to maintain it. After a certain point, she is being inconsiderate and it is a bad sign overall. However, it's possible that she's just busy lately and forgot or something. Don't just to conclusions yet

>>16500332
Stop being a controlling cunt and just leave problem solved.

>>16500339
I'm worried about his health. He is under the legal drinking age as well

You have 3 options

Accept what you got into
Talk to him about new found habits
Leave him

>Does being a bad ass make you keep your hairline?
No. DNA does.

>>16500315
This is a meme its not genetic

I'll humor you.

Bad asses tend to care less, which means they are generally less stressed out individuals. They also tend to be people that handle stress efficiently. We know that being stressed out can lead to baldness and a receeding hairline, so it certainly seems likely being a bad ass would be conducive to hair and hairline retention.

Are you 10?

>>16500326
I'm 18, brah

>>16500264

underage b&

>inb4 yeah i know im 18 but i look 14 haha ell oh ell