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>>16498018
Why does it matter to you? Mind your own business

These things have a way of surfacing in a relationship anyway

>>16498024
Thats how I feel, but my girlfriend is her room mate of which effects me.

>>16498024

This

If it bothers you then you shouldn't be her friend.

She knows it is a shitty thing to do. She does it because she has a poor sense of morality, she doesn't need you to tell her that. You will find as you get older that a lot of the people you know will reveal themselves to be pieces of shit.

>>16498014

uhh wow, yikes

take the cat and tell him to go adopt one. What a fucking walnut

Is it microchipped?

>>16498014
Just let him keep the kitten and make him reimburse you for any fees you had to pay at the shelter. Then never hang out with or speak to that weirdo again. A kitten is a small price to pay to get a crazy person out of your life.

both

>>16497994
She was fishing for compliments, she wants you to tell her that they look fine and that she looks hot in them.

>>16497994
Having interest in a girl that has a bf, goes bra shopping, sends skanky pictures to a guy that isn't her current bf is disgusting. She will do the same to you. If not that, she thinks you take it in the poop shoot.

As a fat girl myself I would assume that thin girls get asked out more frequently, therefore your tricks don't work on them because they've heard the same things tousand times. Fat girls on the other hand usually have low self esteem and they don't have so many options, so it's easier to charm them.

Alternatively slim girls of your choice happen to stuck-up bitches.

you probably drive skinny people away by sitting around eating fat shit all day or something.

>>16497971

idk op, I'm thin and you seem attractive enough. However it could be your face or general demeanor. I don't wanna be that person but the stereotype is that fat chicks are easier. And from my experience it is true. I had a friend who told me she had only been hit on in the street once or twice whereas myself and our other thin friend were constantly complaining about cat calls.

maybe you gotta step ya game up op. you could post a pic, see if you're as attractive as you believe

>>16497934
Welcome to college financing offices where you'll find quite the shortage of sense. Best of luck on the streets, OP!

don't go anywhere . google eviction laws where you're living, it's probably not even legal for them to give you only 2 days to leave.

>>16497942
The thing is that my lease was originally supposed to expire today, but residents had the option to extend. Apparently they never got my email to extend and wouldn't have approved it anyway because i owed them money (which i didn't know was a problem).

Bad idea. You can be together forever without a legal document.

>>16497873
Make her sign a pre-nup.

>>16497888
in some cases the law can throw out a prenup

You should include a mention of which condom brand(s) you've used.

>>16497850
I have tried most types of trojan condoms, and even some shittier Durex ones a friend lent me. Right now the girl im with has some of the trojan ribbed ones and I have some of the Trojan skyns and some of the ribbed.

I use the super thin ones from Trojan, they fit me well and are the next best thing to bare backing. Don't use regular thick ones.

haha, what? how long do you think that'd take?

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>>16497782
Time isn't exactly an issue, i've waited long enough. What's a few weeks doing manual labor to be fed by the crew while on the voyage?

I've got Tor booted up right now to get some sort of connect. I just need to be pointed in the right direction.

>>16497779
>inb4 OP stows away on the wrong boat and ends up in Nigeria

>>16497796
You could do a few weeks of manual labor and have enough money saved up for a plane ticket too OP.

Travel. Be "the wanderer". Do what you want, go where you want. You have no ties to home, so why stay there?

>>16497784
I literally live month to month I have maybe 10$ in my savings account I cant afford to "travel" outside my city

>>16497760
>earn about 1,5$ an hour
what do you do?

Why would you create a custom facebook for Tinder? Just use the one you already have

That I can't be bothered with it is exactly why I haven't tried Tinder. However if you're up to the task then just keep it sparse. Contrary to popular belief, people don't actually need enough info to run a background check before they'll date you.

I wouldn't mind trying Tinder, but the Facebook barrier is something I don't want to deal with.

I imagine they'll remove it once they start seeing numbers drop.

MMA? Are you good at anything? Other than depression

>>16497738
forgot to mention I have been taking fluoxetine for 5 years, 20mg a day
Alprazolam in "last-resort" cases although I've been taking them like drugs now

Also already got locked up in a mental institution once and it was traumatic and I'd rather die than go back there, I think

>>16497738
Just workout it helps me when I'm frustrated and picks you up when you're depressed

Dont kill yourself. Pointless really. Perm solution to temporary problem. And yes. You need to move out. Im an aspie here, so i feel ya. Find someplace you want to go and look thru ads. Find someone with a room to lease and start there. Get a job and start there. Look into colleges and talk to their finance departments. With autism or aspie, they have programs that can get u a grant for achool ao its free and dont add to debt. Stay away from credit cards, they are evil. Work a little for spending cash, go to school for something u enjoy. Find out where those people hang out and huat go there and hang too. Youll be surprised at what people who barely know you will do for just being a good person. Asshats will argue with me over this, but thats why they are asshats and no one helps them. Autists are special people, and for whatever reason people tend to like us, unless they are asshats and want to use you. Be wary of them. They will pose as a friend, but leave you hang or the friendship is one sided, they only want, not give. Its rough. Life is rough. But its what we make it. Hang in there!

Do you have a steam? Can I add you, i feel like we can relate a lot together

>>16498015
I dont. No fb for a while either. Had to step away from it all for a few.

eat a whole bunch of bananas then throw up on your arch-nemesis

Pissed i didnt try a joint sooner. Pissed i didnt knock the mother fucker out who bullied me all the time. Pissed i settled for my first wife rather than finding the right one. Other than that, no regrets.

Define happiness from many variables. Follow this definition.

>>16497615
Hire a whore you fucking faggot.

>>16497643
Assuming she's passably bangable:

Priorities:
Not getting caught
Not catching shit
Not killing my wallet

Is this one of those pick 2 scenarios?

>>16497615

Get of the computer, go outside and talk to women.

I've been, it was fine. I don't know what to say about it, it's just Amsterdam. It looks like your pic.

>>16497611

Did you get a hooker? Visit any landmarks?

I live there.
The city is prettier than the prostitutes, best things to do IMO are cycling/drugs/partying