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Fuck me in the ass.

I spent an arm and a leg on a hair salon. One, the woman didn't even ask me what colour I wanted to dye my hair and just went with one that complimented hair bleach, but whatever, I'll buy dye later I guess!, and two, which I CANNOT fix, I asked her for bangs kinda like in pic related, but instead...

She gave me a horrendous, choppy bowlcut.

And being the pussy I am, with the scolding look she gave me, I couldn't even say a word.

Ahhhh. Life is great, innit.

How do I deal with this? The fact that I wear huge thick nerd glasses doesn't help either. Even wearing a beanie makes me look fucking retarded. Which I am, but y'know senpai, gotta at least try

Should I dye my hair light pink and go for a full ~kawaii~ look?

I was already goddamn butt ugly. Now... Now I can't even look in the mirror anymore without nearly bursting into tears, if I DO look at it. Well, it's not solely because of the hair, but it plays a big part already.

(Sorry if I have bad/weird english)
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It looks really good, you mong. Post a picture of you making a normal face so we can more accurately judge
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>>16493824
Holy shit, I'm not pic related. If I was I wouldn't be complaining. Man, I wish.
I don't wanna post my face on 4chins, but...
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I cut my own hair. Maybe try it. If not, go to another salon for a fox up.
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>>16493828
B-BUT I DUN WAN CUT IT EVEN MORE ;_;
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>>16493825
You have to. Fellow 4/10 Asian here btw
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>>16493852
Your options are slim.
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>>16493852
Well then you dont want to fix your hair. These are your options. Pick one.
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>>16493856
>>16493863
>>16493898
BUT MOOOOOOOM ;_;

Cut it how? Cut the whole fringe? But my forehead's already the size of Pangaea... I have such a puppy-fat face too... Man...
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>>16493906
Shave it all off. Embrace your inner drug dealer.
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>>16493906
It sounds like an easy fix. Just ask another hairdresser. Suck it up, boy. Or girl. And dont go pink. Pink hair is for queers and cosplayers.
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>>16493907
No. I did it once. Never again. I'm sorry. I can't.
>>16493933
But I am queer. I'm a colossal faggot. The biggest faggot. Well, metaphorically. Physically realistically speaking, I'm a petit faggot.

...Wait, but then pink is going to make my hair make my whole head look like a penis even more, since pink would be the glans...
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>>16493968
What if you're being just paranoid? Post a pic you fag.
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buzz the sides
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Could dye it red and be a ginger anon.
>>16493933
But it could work if he shaved the sides and wore a mohawk
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>>16493968
I'm gay as shit. But pink hair is not ever kawaii. Unless you want to bring more attention to that haircut you hate.

>>16494007
If it's done right.
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>>16493981
Really not a fan of posting my face already, and on the 4chins, even...
>>16494033
Alrighty. No pinky.
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>>16494037
Here's another one.

My face makes it look even more horrendous, I look like a blobfish (not even joking), but I just... I can't. I'm sorry, I have to half censor it out. Sorry.
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>>16494037
>>16494041
Your hair needs to be shorter and choppier. As it is now, it's a little too long and uniform. It's also just not a very good style on you, in general, because of your face shape and hair type. You fucked up.
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>>16494041
Go to another salon. And ask them to trim it about half an inch and give it the "choppy" look. Go on. Go do it.
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>>16494037
>>16494041

You look like my younger half-sister.
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>>16494061
I fucked up?! I'm not the one one who cut hair, you know! Oh man...
>>16494061
>>16494071
Shorter and choppier? Where, just the front? Can you give a example, maybe pic, please? Sorry...
>>16494072
Well... I don't have any half-siblings, as far as I know...
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>>16494082
>Shorter and choppier? Where, just the front? Can you give a example, maybe pic, please? Sorry...
Pretty much everywhere, but mostly in the front and on the sides. She gave you Justin Bieber helmet hair.

>I fucked up?! I'm not the one one who cut hair, you know!
You didn't cut it, but you chose a bad hairstyle to begin with. Asian haircuts don't typically look that great on white people. It has to do with different hair types.

>Well... I don't have any half-siblings, as far as I know...
Does your name begin with an E?
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>>16494094
>>16494082

You look like the blonde version of this.
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>>16494082
Here. Like this.

Your hair looks fine as it is. I'd fuck you and call you beautiful.
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God damn you guys are faggots

Real men shave their head and women love it

pic is me about a month ago
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>>16494094
>>1649409
>Justin Bieber hair
You've said it. Now you've said it. You just had to go and rub the salt on the wound, mang. ;_;
I'm this close to setting my hair on fire.
>>16494094
Mm, I guess you are right. I don't know my exact heritage/ethnicity, but I do have a problem: I keep looking at pictures and thinking I'll magically turn into them...
And no, name doesn't begin with E, sorry.
>>16494100
I assume this hairstyle also requires gel/wax?
And uh... Thanks?
>>16494102
>you guys are faggots
ur the biggest faggot senpai <3
>real men
Well, alas, I'm no real man in the first place!
>women love it
I don't wanna look good only for other people, woman or man, I also wanna look good for myself, you know? I'm already a disgraceful garbage of a person, a haircut won't make it up for the ladies.
Besides, not that interested into them, or anyone else, really. Just not ready for that kind of jazz. I can barely live with myself, I can't love myself, I'm very unstable and a very bad person and I don't think it's healthy for me but ALSO other one to get into that kind of game in this state I am.

...Well, fuck, went offtopic dramatic monologue there... Anyway
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>>16494102
You look like some weird mix between a potato, Owen Wilson, and a ratty toupee. This may just be a really unflattering photo, so I'll give you the benefit of the doubt, but your face is too oblong to pull off the look you're going for. The only thing you have going for you, based on this photo, is your eyes. They're quite nice.
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>>16494137
>I don't know my exact heritage/ethnicity
Well, you look a lot like my younger half-sister. She has very short blonde hair too, similar to yours, has the same eyes and the exact same face shape. I was honestly shocked when I saw your pictures (if you had braces, you would essentially BE her). I don't know much about her mom, other than the fact that she's white. But our dad is a Mexican/German/Hungarian mix. Our hair ends up very thick and wavy, which is not at all good for that kind of look.
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>>16494177
I guess I'm considered white. I don't know. Like I said, I look like a blobfish, and got thick lips/monkey mouth, and am very hairy... I'm in very west Europe but near African continent and looking at my family, they're very diverse (one of my grandfathers used to sleep around, apparently).

>she has very short blonde hair too, similar to yours
Mine is bleached though. Not natural. My natural hair colour is somewhere between brown and dark brown.
>pic related

>if you had braces, you would essentially BE her
Funny you mention that. While I do not have braces, I desperately need them. Got really crooked teeth.
>Our hair ends up very thick and wavy, which is not at all good for that kind of look.
Yesss! Mine is exactly like that despite the pics I've posted; there, my hair has been straightened, but naturally, it's all over the place, really volumous/thick/fluffy and wavy. It's really annoying and frustrating...
I used to let my hair grow so much to the point it went to my lower back. But I had so many, uh... How do you say it... Tangles? A lot of tangles, like they were glued together, very messy, it was disgusting, one day I got too frustrated I cut it all off.

And now I miss it a lil. RIP.
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>>16494218
>Mine is bleached though
Her hair is bleached too--she has naturally dark brown hair. We're both very hairy too, but luckily we live in a time where this is easily remedied.

>>16494218
>I used to let my hair grow so much to the point it went to my lower back. But I had so many, uh... How do you say it... Tangles? A lot of tangles, like they were glued together, very messy, it was disgusting, one day I got too frustrated I cut it all off.
Yeah, that's how my hair is. I try to keep it trimmed (you can easily do it yourself) to avoid reaching "princess hair" tangle length. Conditioning the crap out of your hair also helps.
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just go get another fucking hair cut jesus christ its not difficult
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>>16494265
Jesus, are we somehow related? Damn...
>>16494272
But it is! It is difficult, Anon! "Just go get another haircut", but which one? If I do not know which one, I will get another bad hair cut, maybe worse, and situation keeps on and on repeating...
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>>16493817
You realise you need to go to an Asian hairdresser to get Asian hair cuts right? White people have different hair and you cut it differently. A white hairdresser will cut your hair like a white boy's. If you ask for something Asian you will get some wack shit because they don't know what to do.
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>>16494381
Well, shit... There's no asian hairdressers where I live though... Like, you can't just search specifically asian hairdressers.
Besides, with how racist people are already, I doubt there's a single one.
Thanks for the tip though.
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So, gonna endure it with beanies and hairspray for now, waiting

In another note
What colour should I dye my hair? This bland blonde is really clashing with my skin and all...
I want something... Sandy. I really don't know how else to explain it to you, I'm sorry. Just... Something that reminds you of... Sand. Beach boys. The smell of sunscreen.

...What?

Well, maybe uh, light... browns...? Ones that don't clash too much. Suave blonde-browns... But at the same time, I don't want them to look too "dead". But not too fiery/intense either.

Bonus points if you link me directly to hair dye I can actually buy. Extra bonus points if it's cheap but good.
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>>16494843
>>16494041
Alright bruv, I think I go for a similar look as you, so maybe I can give some advice. For hairstyle I think you need to get your bangs parted, less even so more choppy, and shorter. Perhaps even as your hair is right now it could look better if you just messed them up a bit, the best way to do it for me is to wash it, go to sleep and then style the bedhead a bit so it doesn't look retarded, and use some hair spray.
As for color, I dyed my hair blonde before and then I wanted to go back to my natural color and used 'chocolate' dye and ended up with pic related (it's a pic like 2 months after dyeing). You probably want to go for some golden blond/brown from what you say though
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>>16494102
Nord
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>>16495861
Qt
That's pretty much what I want.
Seriously, that's a lotta help. Thank you so much.
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>>16495958
Thanks, and no problem
Also as for the dye, I just bought one of the cheaper stuff at a supermarket. Not the cheapest but still cheap. It got washed off a bit I suppose but the same thing happened when I got it dyed brown at a hairdresser - after half a year my hair was blonde again and I just used the cheap dye to get it brown.
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> Fuck me in the ass.

Alright, if you insist anon.
I'll bring the lube, I've got plenty
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Anon man the fuck up right now and listen to this story

I was a virgin until college because I watched a bunch of porn and thought I had a small dick. Then I practically got raped by this girl in college and she said, "you are the best I've ever had". Then I became pussy slayer and now every girl I fuck says that to me when I'm done with them.

I don't have a huge dick it's just average. The only difference is my thoughts manifested into my actions.

It's all in your head because you've been brainwashed by porn, movies, music, and photoshop.

If you think you look like a pussy fag regardless of what you actually look like then other people will think that too and you will in fact be a hideous lonely self wallowing faggot. If you think and act like it's the best haircut ever that's what other people will think too and you will be winning like Charlie Sheen pre-HIV.

At this very moment there are people who will not like you no matter what you look like and there are people who would eat your asshole out on your worst looking day.

Just surround yourself with people who want to eat your asshole not matter what your shitty little Justin Bieber hair looks like.
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>>16496055
Pls no it was a figure of speech

>>16496092
...Damn.

Some feels right there, Anon. Thanks man. Damn.

I'm gonna be honest here, it's a long story but sex really isn't for me right now. One, I'm a faggot with feelings and I'm not one for simple hookups, two, I kinda got a sexual trauma always heavy in my shoulders, three, I don't want to be a mere toy (as kinky as that sounds), four, I'm probably still not mature enough for it, and so on
Just... Not ready for that kinda jazz now, you know? I understand what you mean, however, and I really appreciate it.

That was real deep though, goddamn Anon, I'm sorry I don't even know what to say.

Thanks.
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