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Asked her out and this is what I got. "ahh that's sweet, but I really do have alot going on im sorry /:" Move on?

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Ok, I never really come here, but I actually need some fucking advice in my life right now... Here's basically what happened

>GF and I going thru rough patch back in march, basically break up
>get call from her parents
>she had seizure and is pregnant, says it's mine
>kicks her out, she moves in with me, I pay for abortion, etc.
>stay together and work shit out, deal with aborting the child, etc.
>Find out Nov 1st she cheated on me
>child was never mine
>pack all my shit and move out of apartment (we lived in a student housing complex, females only so her name was on the lease)
>don't have vehicle because I paid to fix hers over the summer instead of buying my own
>get xferred from job right around the corner to new location because i got my ex a job there when she couldn't find work

I'm 45 minutes late to work right now, I have no car, and have been staying on a friends couch for the last month. I've got 3 more job interviews at locations within biking distance on Monday, but can't do much else until then. Found a moped on Craigslist and talked the girl down to $300, but literally have nothing to my name other than $86 right now and overdrafted ~$200 from where the bitch still charged my card for the rent for the month of November.

TL;DR
>gf of two years lied about me being father of her child
>fund her life, find out lie and leave
>now trying to piece life together but can't even get to job to make money

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO. I'M REALLY FUCKING TRYING HERE GUYS.

>pic related, literally days before breakup after-hours at our workplace.

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Cheated on my gf with my best friend who's a girl
What do i do now

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i was always called pretty when i was younger but my mom says i look like a 40-year-old drag queen so now within the past year im realizing im kind of ugly and i dont know how to cope. how do i come to terms with the idea that looks arent everything? or are they actually everything and should i just give up? (pic related, it is me in my halloween costume. my hand looks really big but i dont think its actually that big in real life. at least i have that going for me)

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So I'm done trying to get a gf. It will never happen, it's out of my control.

Now how do I stop being sad all the time? I don't want to die but I am tired of being so sad and lonely.

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Is there any point to online dating as a 30 year old dude who isn't very attractive? I get that it's a numbers game, but the rate of response I get for the volume of messages I send out is beyond abysmal.

I feel like I'm just wasting my time and the lack of responses has been steadily chipping away at my self esteem for awhile now. I think the only reason I haven't stopped is because I want to start a family and I'm not getting any younger. I'd try to meet women the "normal" way, but I my friends don't have any single friends to introduce me to, and we're all way too busy to go out to bars and the like (not that I really enjoy the bar/club scene anyways).

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I want my first time having sex to be by a man who is rough alpha male. I don't want some submissive pussyfooting whimp to be all soft and nice with my body.

How to make this happen? I'm not pretty enough to attract alpha males for relationships (yeah I don't want to fuck without a relationship).

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>haven't fapped in a week and two days.
>so horny
>trying to take a break from it to make sex better
>can't think of anything else
>my mind keeps reminding me where all my sex toys are, and how good they feel
>it's hard
>sofuckinghard.com
>I can hear my genitals yelling at me in Arnold's voice, saying that line from the Predatormovie.."C'mon, do eeet, I'm here!!!! DO EEEEET NAAAWWW!!!"

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>last year of high school
>buried in school work
>the whole graduation thing has me scared
>suffer from s.a.d almost every winter
>dog of ten years is really fucking sick and can't eat anything
>gotten so weak, he has to be carried up stairs when he gets taken out to piss
>probably going to have to put him down soon
>friends started saying i've been acting like a mopey cunt lately
>too negative
>hard to be around now

Should I change something about myself or should i just tell them to fuck off for now and that I have a valid excuse not to be in high spirits? Who's in the wrong? Or should I maybe do a combination of the two?

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Assuming she would let you pump your semen inside her and produce a child of your own, would you date a single mom /adv/? I got a reply on a dating site from the girl in this pic, she is 31 years old and has 3 kids.

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I'm afraid of taking the first step.

I'm in a rough situation but I'm am lucky enough to have the resources to get myself out of it.
But I'm afraid of failing again like the last time I tried to fix my life, it took an enormous amount of effort and I had to try again and again.
I'd need to go back to school to get a degree, I don't know what to pick, I'm afraid of making the wrong choice, and I'm afraid I won't be up to the task.
I need to cut out the toxic people in my life, my father wich is leeching off of me and simply putting me down, as long as I'm near him I won't accomplish anything.
But how do I do that? he's my family, and there's no other way to solve this by removing him defintely and permanently.
I would like to go live on my own but there's nothing I can afford with the jobs I'm able to get.

Maybe I could live off my savings for a year or two as long as I get a job and I manage to complete my education,
but I'm afraid of making the wrong choice, what's the first thing I should do?
If I fail this time there's nothing to fall back to because I'm willingly removing that safety net, because I'm stuck into it.

How long would it take then?
side from the education aspect, how long will it take to find a stable job? how long till I muster the courage to leave my house?
Should I rent a camera or an appartment?

I feel lost but I need to take a step in the right direction.
Can you please give me some advice?

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i've been dry all my life. i try and try, girl after girl, friendzone after friendzone to no avail at all. my standards get lower and lower each year yet this doesn't help either. im still rather young, but the fact that i still haven't had my first kiss is beyond embarrassing.

i'm beginning to think life is useless and has no meaning, but idk.

what should i do to fix this life-long problem, /adv/?

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I acted on my urge and hooked up with a trans, the whole thing last less then 5 mins and I am literally sick to my stomach when I look at myself and have been thinking about killing myself. I was a virgin before i met her and I did this to see if I was gay/bi whatever turns out im far from either and am disgusted with myself ( even though what I did was gay). The worst part is I have a fiancee and child and am scared of losing them. I only sucked it for about 20 seconds and am frail I caught HIV haven't kissed my son or girl since yesterday and am thinking of ending it all... ive been watching trans porn for 10 years im (24) and would urge people NOT to live out their fantasy because reality is not welcoming, just typing this I wanna vomit...what should I do ? Also I havent slept or ate and have been having dark thoughts all night ughh god I fucking sicken myself....i cant stand being a cheater but i dont want to lose them...fuck

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I was joking but she said yes and started hugging me. WTF do I do?

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I went on a date with this one girl a long time ago. It was a weird date. She was pretty bitchy too. Should I give her another chance or just put her in my "friendzone" forever?