What is the most painless form of suicide?
Apart from the thing with the car's smoke.
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>>16503389
I don't know. Just don't shoot yourself, it gives more ammo to the anti-gunners.
Honestly a short bit of pain shouldn't be that big a deal if you're trying to kill yourself. Dont be so demanding of death. Your entitled, demanding nature is probably what's leading you to disillusionment and suicide in the first place.
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overdose on pain meds, you wont feel a thing
I work as an EMT and I once got sent to an overdose call where a guy ate a Fentanyl patch, that shit is 100x more powerful than morphine, the guy died almost instantly and I'm sure his pain receptors were basically turned off
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What difference would it make? When we die, the pain stops.
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So I'm a 21 year old virgin and I've been getting close with this girl. I think she is getting curious about why I haven't initiated sex yet, but I have a pretty small dick that I'm self conscious about. It's probably about 3.5 inches hard. What should I do?
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learn to give head
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Initiate sex and dissapoint her or never fuck anybody. It's not going to get any bigger.
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>>16503348
This. Sorry bro you're going to have to play the hand you're dealt or never buy-in. Right now you're that guy at the poker table who folds at every hand.
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I am the rebound, should I confront him about it? 2015-11-26 16:58:56 Post No.16503208
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I am the rebound, should I confront him about it?
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I feel like I'm competing his ex-girlfriend.I don't know why they broke up (they were together almost a year ago) but then they stay friends. She has been in the same group of friends he was in. Now she's dating his brother..
I had 2 horrible weeks where I was really down and paranoid, that's when I've seen that the girl and his brother are together.
I told my boyfriend that I would rather be hurt by the truth than kept secrets from, and that I feel distant because it seems like he is hiding something.. so as a way to make him possibly confess this.
He said he has nothing to hide and reassured me that if he had any problems he would be honest about it..
I am afraid that if I tell him he will think I'm a creep for knowing so (because I only know it from stalking on social media) and that he would realize that he is only using me and it is useless...
So I am knowingly the replacement, and I don't know if I should risk asking about his past relationship because of the things I said before. I just want to be reassured that it ended for a valid reason and that he doesn't want her anymore.
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However, from seeing his blog, he posted something that is, I think related to her. It was posted on the day his brother and the girl got together.
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>>16503208
Be careful, tread lightly. He doesn't seem like the best boyfriend
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How exactly do you feel like you're competing? Their relationship was a year ago and now she's dating his brother. Do they all seem tense or upset about it?
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What the fuck does she want? 2015-11-26 16:41:35 Post No.16503174
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What the fuck does she want?
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I currently have a very complicated situation regarding my ex-girlfriend. We broke up about more than two months ago, given the reason that she's in conflict with her feelings for me and her ex-boyfriend. The breakup was harsh on me but I accepted it and started to leave her alone in order to move one myself. We still wrote about every week or two, nothing much, just the typical "how is life doing" small talk. During this time she and I had a little argument that involved my sister (who happens to be a good friend of hers). During this argument she called me and told me we should not have any contact anymore and deleted me from her social media platforms. A few weeks later she then writes me on fb again asking wether I want to talk and I took her up on the offer (that was yesterday). During this chat she told me that it feels wrong to her to not have any contact and that she wants to reestablish contact with me. Being a bit sceptical, I ask her what she wants from me and why she's doing this. I also told her that I am not yet over her and that I don't think it would be a good idea to stay in contact, so that I can move on. To this she gave me the following reason: "Just because I'm not "in" love with you, doesn't mean I don't love3 you. Distance does the thing where you don't actively think of a person but you don't just "unlove" someone, you just don't actively love anymore, at least it's like that for me." This and because I was good to her are the only reasons why she wanted to reestablish contact with me. She also claims that she could live without having contact to me, which confuses me even more. In the end I decided that we will write from time to time. But I am confused as fuck. What exactly does she want from me. The way I see it atm is that she either slowly wants to crawl back, wants me to fight for her if I want her back or she keeps me in orbit as Plan B for when things go wrong with other guys. Howe does /adv/ see this?
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Tl;dr
Ex-gf wants to reestablish contact with me because she kinda loves me bt kinda doesn't love me. What the fuck does she want from me?
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>>16503178
Stop being a retard cut contact.
Also don't get into another relationshit unless you enjoy the drama associated with it
Boy that was complicated.
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>>16503174
it's very possible that she keeps you just in case anything goes wrong.
just ignore her. maybe she will crawl back, then it's up to you what to do with her. if she doesn't, move on.
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So I've been together with my new boyfriend for a little over a month now, and while that's a really short time, I feel like we've really connected. We can talk about everything honestly and openly, and we help and support each other. I'm usually a pretty guarded person and right now, he's the second closest person to me emotionally – only my little sister comes first.
The problem in our relationship lies in the bedroom. Simply put, he has problems staying hard when we try to do it. (When it comes to actual intercourse, we're both each other's firsts.) He keeps telling me about how it looks so much easier in porn, how this makes him feel like he's somehow lacking as a man, and about how he's so used to watching porn and jacking off that that's the natural way for him to get hard. It makes me feel so unattractive watching my guy get limp right in front of me when we're in bed. (Though to be frank, I'm not very into it either at times... I have a really low sex drive.)
He's said he finds me really cute both with clothes and without and sure enough, I have a cute face, good skin and hair – I know because people compliment me on them and because I have good genes in general. The problem is my body. I'm really self-conscious about it. I'm not even overweight at all, in fact I'm close to my ideal weight atm. It's just that I used to weigh A LOT more, and it has left some marks on my body, most notably a flabby belly pouch that I just can't seem to get rid of and that I've complained about to my boyfriend any number of times. Also, my boobs are miniscule and frankly, kind of deformed. And of course my boyfriend is a boob man...
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The thing is, intellectually I'm aware that it probably isn't about my body. It could be any number of things: his nervousness due to inexperience, lack of sensitivity because of he underwent a circumcision in his teens (not common in my country), all the fumbling with the condoms and about which hole is the right one, pain due to the tightness of my vagina, my low sex drive, his being too tired after hitting the gym, his masturbating too much... there are a lot of reasons. And we've already come so close to managing it, and I just know we will in time. It just makes me feel so bad when he tells me he's afraid that my body's the problem that I always burst into tears when we talk about it. I'm already self-conscious as hell about my body. He's also said he things it's probably something other than that, though.
But yesterday he also told me that he's willing to try for a while longer, but if the sex doesn't work out, then he'll probably have to leave me even though he finds me cute and feels like we have good communication and a great emotional connection and loads of things in common. Made me feel like shit, to be honest.
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He also told me that he really likes me, but doesn't feel like he loves me or anything, and that's he's only loved once: his first girlfriend who left him when he was 18. He's been telling me about how he still cries over her when drunk, and how she dumped him for “a manlier man” and how traumatizing that breakup was for him. He didn't date for years after that. Well, I told him I believe that love only comes after you've known each other for a longer time, and when he said he almost immediately loved his first, I told him it was probably just infatuation because he was so young and inexperienced. Yeah,I know it's a clear sign that he's emotionally a bit immature... but I feel like I can help him grow as a person, just as he has helped me. Don't get me wrong: he's a wonderful guy who's committed to his hobbies and self-improvement, but still finds the time for me. He's honest but considerate, and kind but not a doormat. He's so different from the guys I've dated before, all of whom lacked any kind of backbone or self-esteem. Honestly, I like him and respect him. I want to make this right. But how should I do it?
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never point out your flaws when you're with bf
act like you're perfect and a guy will blindly believe it
You'll learn.
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I want to pin my 32 year-old philosophy professor's arms behind her back as I bend her over her desk and fuck her from behind like a godless heathen. How do I, a 24 year-old summa cum laude over-achiever, get myself into a position where this fantasy is not so far removed from possibility?
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How badly do you want it?
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She's an agreeable character. I wouldn't mind making her my go-to-bitch.
We've had a few long conversations in her office relevant to class material. She is particularly practiced in continental philosophy with a concentration in existentialism. She knows I, on the other hand, take continental philosophy to be a great big joke. She has nevertheless thoroughly praised my criticisms.
She's also shared a little bit about her personal life with me. For instance, I know she likes to play Fallout 4 and League of Legends in her down time.
So beyond the fact that she respects me in an academic context, I don't really know shit.
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>>16503071
she doesn't respect you intellectually, that's called being nice.
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So my parents are helping me pay for university and it makes me feel super guilty. Like I didn't earn it or something.
It doesn't help that every once in a while my GF mentions something like that when we fight, along the lines of "well MY parents aren't helping me pay for school."
But i mean, aside from financial assistance my parents are fucking nothing but sources of stress and anxiety in my life, they fight are irrational, almost get divorced every few years, guilt trip me, put pressure on me to be exactly who they want me to be, criticize my every step, and I've been in more than a few months of therapy due to self esteem problems caused by them. Where as her parents, despite not having as much money are fucking amazing supportive and loving people.
Should I feel bad for accepting their help to pay for school? Does it make me any lesser than those who pay their own way? How do you compare situations like this as if they are even? Hell I'd take having a good family life and not ending up this ball of anxiety and borderline self loathing tendencies over having cash for school any day.
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And here I have shitty parents like yours who didn't even bother to save anything for me to go anywhere.
You shouldn't feel ashamed. Although you may want to reconsider your relationship. Seems like she's just another source of stress/anxiety and abuse.
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>>16502947
>Is lucky enough to have parents that pay for his education
>Moans about typical things all parents do
I don't think you have a lot to be depressed about, son.
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if you don't have a job or being the least self sustainable, then yea you're probably a righteous cunt.
if it bothers you so much that they want you to be and do what they want, go your own way and don't accept the money.
however, don't feel bad for taking it, your parents offered and its a big help in the end, it doesn't make you any less, maybe her parents couldn't afford to do it for her or wanted her to pave her own way
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What can I do with my commerce degree, with major in Economics? Distinction average. Got no idea what to do with it though.
I did a double degree but my can't find any work with my other degree unfortunately (Law)
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You're in the same boat as most college graduates now. There's not enough jobs, and too many people. The amount of jobs keeps on decreasing with the advancement of technology.
College today is basically like asking "Let me get in tens of thousands of dollars worth of debt, and be completely unable to get a job with my degree".
You majored in Economics didn't you? Isn't that ironic. The economy is shit, and eventually it will become so shitty that we will need to have Universal Basic Income, maybe just go flip burgers and wait for that?
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>>16502803
>can't find any work with my other degree unfortunately (Law)
What the fuck? Law is very specialised
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>>16502803
Work in a bank?
Just keep applying for jobs and see if you get anything. The job market is competitive as fuck. It's better to be underemployed than unemployed.
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Choosing between girls 2015-11-26 13:32:38 Post No.16502773
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Hey /adv/, how do I choose between two girls? Tomorrow, I'm deciding to man up, and ask one of them out, but I'm afraid I might hurt one of I ask the other out?
Help?
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Choose the red one
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Well said
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>>16502773
Describe them and why would you choose girl A instead of B or the other way around.
So my step dad took out a $3,025 loan at 150% interest rate in my name and stuck me with the bill. Initially I said no I wouldn't do it but my step dad said it was to help get the family back into a house and out of a hotel. Ill do any thing for my siblings. However, I wasn't expecting to be dealing with the bill myself. So now a year and $2,700 later and I still owe more then the initial loan and can't afford to keep making payments on this while trying to take care of my own debts. In the end I'm supposed to pay out $16,000 if I keep paying month to month. Any suggestions or loop holes?
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>someone else took out a loan in my name
but that's wrong, nobody can take out a loan in someone elses name
for a start, your family was taken advantage of, and your stepfather was a fool
consider
1. freezing the debt, in my country you can enter into a registered debt agreement to stop interest on loans you can't repay
2. bankruptcy, why would you keep paying someone back money they didn't lend you, fuck your creditor
people say you won't get another loan, and to some extent that's true
but that is not nearly as bad as being a slave to debt
3. you could claim you were coerced into taking out the loan by your stepdad, that you didn't understand the terms, or what the repayment would be, that you were taken advantage of because your family was in poverty
4. flee from your debt, if you live in a country that's laws let you become a slave, then leave
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>>16502662
>150%
Dude what the fuck? how?
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>>16502662
Dude wtf in my country every family loan over 17% interest is considered illegal. Also /adv/ is not the place for those things, ask a lawyer.
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How to overcome fear of getting stabbed while walking out at night?
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carry a gun.
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>>16502458
No guns in my cunt, though
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>>16502464
learn street sense, always keep eyes on where you're going so if you don't like the way things look you spot it before you get there and don't end up sleepwalking onto a corner where a drug deal is happening or some shit. If you don't like the way something looks turn around and find another way. Don't listen to music while walking at night so you can stay focused. Walk with other people whenever possible, groups don't ever get attacked. Move to a better part of the city.
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Hey guys, if I'm doing something wrong with posting this I apologize in advance.
I just now got a summons from a police officer and have to appear in court due to traffic violations. There are three in total: "Careless driving", "Failure to stop at a red light", and "Failure to yield to a police vehicle". I live in New Jersey.
Basically what happened was I'm on a near-empty street at night that has two traffic lights within 20 meters of each other. The first traffic light was red, and the second one was green. I immediately saw the car in front of me driving ahead, so in my head I just assume that it's an ok to keep going forward, despite that car moving ahead only because the second traffic light was green. Obviously a policewoman sees me and turns on the lights. I pull to the side, but my mind is losing it's shit because I've never been pulled over before. I was, at the time in a single-lane street, and for some reason I thought that this would be inconvenient for everyone, so I pulled another left into the side of a parking lot that could not have been more than a few meters away from where I was at first. The officer comes up to me an immediately starts grilling me on why I didn't stop immediately, but being the autist that I was all I could muster was "I'm sorry" and "I thought this would be easier for you", then she gives me the three summons.
I'm not going to try and deny any wrongdoing with running the red light, because that was just full retard of me, but is there any way I can deal with the other two charges? I just looked it up and the total amount of points I'd get on my license for these charges is 6, and I really can't afford to have my license suspended for 6 months. Any advice would be great, I'm just completely drained right now and I don't know what to do.
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Go to court, tell the judge you pulled over because you thought it would be safer. Safety is a reason to not yield to a police cruiser IMMEDIATELY. Your cop was just some fucking ass wipe. Careless driving? What? Did you hit something lol?
Yeah go argue that shit.
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>>16502028
The careless driving might have been for the cop, since she had to stop where she was since I ran the light. The ticket said "to person" but I would have never hit a pedestrian if they walked past. I might not be able to argue that.
Thanks a lot for replying, I'm just so drained from all of this right now and I appreciate any advice I could get.
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Shoot for a deferral, if you can keep your nose clean for 90 days they will drop the tickets.
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Hey /adv/, I'll make this short. Has anyone here ever been «ghosted» repeatedly?
I recently went on a couple of dates with a girl, we had great chemistry, talked frequently, and last time we hung out, we chilled at my place and made out (no sex). I wanted to hang out with her again, but she just stopped talking to me, deleted me off of facebook, and wouldn't answer my texts.
A similar thing happened with another girl I met the next month, we went on a couple of dates, and just recently hung out at my place, we made out and just chilled, when she left we had a very long and passionate kiss. I tried to hang out with her again, and now she's not responding either.
WTF is going on? Whenever a girl comes to my place, it seems to be the kiss of death for ever seeing them again, what gives? For the record, I tried to have sex with the first girl, but she was on the rag, and I didn't try to have sex with the second girl. And I know «Ask them» would be a good answer, but they're not talking to me, so any insight from you all on why this would happen would be great.
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They know the next time that they are coming over, sex is what you're expecting and it makes them feel awkward. They would have sex that night, but they don't want to go into it knowing that's what you're expecting. If you get them at your place, go all the way. I don't know what to do though if that's not a possibility. May even just be playful about it?
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>>16501880
Sent them a message saying
"Let's talk, I need to know what's bothering you. And I'm sorry if you thought I'd do something that wouldn't make you feel comfortable"
Joke a little bit to soften the situation.
If they reply, good. If they don't, they don't give a shit about you.
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>>16502936
Like I wrote, I tried to have sex with the first girl, so she wasn't having it because she was on the rag. The other girl did not seem comfortable going beyond making out, so I kept my hands above sea level.
>>16502964
I would man, but like I said, they're not responding to me. They clearly don't give a shit about me, which is fine, but frustrating because I have no idea WTF they're upset about.
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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short and sweet for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.
Avoid asking these common questions:
>Is it normal for me to go to a club/bar by myself?
Yes. Stop overthinking this.
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
Some do, some don't.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Think positive, and get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it.
>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
Most likely
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
>XYZ happened. Did I fuck it up with this guy/girl?
Maybe, maybe not. We're not in their head, we don't know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing
>Would you date a virgin?
As long as they aren't insecure about it. Complexes are a total turn-off.
>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>
>That one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships
No one wants to cuddle you. Stop asking
>Brandon or Female Brandon
Piss off.
>Frog
Also piss off.
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>Get a girl's number
>She seems disinterested and said "Oh hi" after I texter her "Hey xxxx, it's anon. What's going on? You gave me your number at so and so the other day"
What say?
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>>16501160
"What's going on" is a terrible starter. Do you actually have a reason to text her?
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Forgot my image. Anyway...
I've met an IRL equivalent of Christ-chan who aside from being devout is also pretty socially awkward.
I really like her, so I marshalled my courage and kicked off this conversation.
It ended just the way you see in the picture about 3 hours ago.
What did I do wrong?
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I went through my boyfriends phone last night and it turns out he's been cheating on me for the past 3 months. When I confronted him about it, he got mad and started yelling at me for going through his phone. He made me feel really bad and now idk if I should break up with him or not anymore. We've been together for 2 years btw
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>>16500670
break up, now... you were suspicious for a reason, your suspicions have been confirmed... time to go.
He's the asshole for lying.
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>>16500670
Why would you go through his phone? What made you think you were going to find anything worth searching in there? You shouldn't have gone through his phone. That's invasion of privacy, you don't just step over those boundries.
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>>16500670
>"my boyfriend cheated on me"
>doesn't immediately break it off
We need that /adv/ meme thread again