So /adv/ i haven't been going out with this girl, for a long time, no more than a month, but we've been connecting really well, yesterday, we ended up holding hands and her laying her head on my shoulder, next day she tells me she tought it was weird that i held her hand at that moment, but, why would a girl hold on to my hand, and even hold tighter when i tried to let go for a brief moment, and still act so interested and nice, she just said it was weird, and she doesn't want things to be misunderstood, but still acts as close, i really like this girl...WHAT DO!
bump guys
>>16512622
sounds like you're on your way to the friendzone my friend.
>>16512634
id really like to think its just cryptic female language, need some more advice than that.
my boyfriend pick me up and throw me around in front of his friends and pretends to hump me... he done it several times and i feel embarrassed in public when he does it. he won't stop , i asked him to.
what was the line in american psycho?
Pumpkin, you're dating the biggest dickweed in New York. Pumpkin, you're dating a tumbling, tumbling dickweed. "
Literally haha.
you are basically his sex toy
So, I'm transferring to a different university in January and they require three semesters of a foreign language. I've taken Elementary Spanish I at my current school, and I struggled HARD to pass that class, and that was with some help from the professor showing me mercy. I am really nervous about taking two to three more semesters of Spanish (or another language) at my new school.
So I have a few questions.
One, should I stick with Spanish, or is there an easier language to grasp for a monolingual English native-speaker?
Two, any tips on learning and retaining the language?
Three, what other languages do you speak? Just curious.
Naw man, I tried Japanese, German and finally Spanish. Spanish was the easiest by far. The spelling is predictable, the sounds are almost all the same--no weird inbetween vowels, and the word order is nearly all the same, except casa blanca vs. white house.
At least in the US, you can leave then TV on the Hispanic channel and learn by osmosis, you can find people speaking at and practice for free, it's all good.
Well, I'd say Esperanto is easier, but most universities don't offer it as far as I know.
>>16512293
BILLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flpxujAPNYE
How do waiters and shit asfford NYC and la
>>16512267
Damn that's a big nose.
rich parents
you will notice they are all well put together young affluent whites
my room mate had an apartment with me in manhattan, simultaneously with one she had in boston so she would have a place to stay when she went there on the weekends to visit her friends from school. Her dad was paying for both of them.
>>16512267
Multiple roommates to keep rent costs down. Parents' trust fund.
So I bought a box of pizza. I left in on a table for like 15 minutes. When I open the box, there was a small roach laying in the edge.
Should I eat the pizza anyway? I hate to waste things, but I dont want to get diarrhea. Help me, /adv/
>>16511625
You should call them and demand a free pizza be delivered because that's fucking gross and a free order of bread sticks or something
Threaten to report a violation lol
Take a picture and let them know this is unacceptable. That you want a refund. Dead serious.
>>16511633
Or better yet a refund because thats fucking disgusting and you shouldn't eat there
Unless you live in a 3rd world piss hole with no refunds then just smoke some loud and eat it
So my cat is dying of renal failure. Have no credit to open up a credit card for payments. All my money I already paid for rent and utilities. Any advice to come up with 1k in a day?
Short of a loan, which will fuck you up, not really. You could try a gofundme or whatever, but I doubt it will work in time. Sorry about your cat broski.
What about starting a GoFundMe account? Really stick it to the animal lovers and get them to donate you asap!
>>16511423
Prostitute yourself?
Honestly OP, it might not be worth it. I know it's hard, but your cat might not function like s/he used to when s/he was younger even after the surgery. It just might prolong his/her suffering.
VERY VERY VERY CUTE KINDA LIKE THIS
i also want to know what you guys got
Cum receptacle
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blacksabath14523
Will be going to college next year, their dorms are absolute garbage, but from home it would be a 2 hour 10 minute minimum commute, one way.
My only other option is a 20 minute away, but SIGNIFICANTLY worse college, so I guess it will be necessary.
How bad is a 2 hour commute? Can anyone give examples from experience?
pic unrelated
The closest ive been is a half hour commute to my school, I had to take a ten minute train and 20 minute walk, I liked the walk part, I guess it depends on what method youre using to get to your college
>>16511160
45 minute bus, 30 minute ferry, 45 minute train
Also, more time for waiting between transfers
>>16511174
What gives you the idea that the closer college is worse
I'm a 25 year old girl, I work from home and I've never had a boyfriend but I really want one
Everyone in my social group is taken or gay and if I flirt with a guy I meet its not received very well
How would I go about getting a boyfriend?
Let me ask this two questions quick:
1. Are you fat?
2. Do you think your looks are
problem or is it more anxiety?
>>16510941
Maybe I could be your boyfriend?
okcupid
A Girl I know did an essay got an F teacher being ridicules
>>16512138
What's your advice you need.
why would a teacher report a student for writing a about teenage Preg ?
>>16512148
What's the teacher's policy that they refer to?
I need some advice guys. I'm female, 5'2 and weigh 145 pounds. I know that isn't thin, but I also know it's not unhealthy. I got invited to my cousin's wedding recently, and my mother got even more snippy about my weight. She literally won't stop saying if you just lose weight you would look so nice, you're too fat, you arms look horrible, your thighs look so fat etc etc.
It wasn't so bad before but now that I'm going to this wedding she's almost batshit. Today I got on the exercise bicycle for about half an hour but got really fatigued since I hadn't eaten anything the whole day and it was already noon. She screamed at me and said I was being lazy and that I should get back on the cycle and when I refused, told me not to talk to her.
I'm pretty sure she's fucking insane and I'm not even that fat but all these constant criticisms are really getting to me. I want to try to lose weight but her talk isn't motivational at all its just depressing. How do I get her to understand where I'm coming from? I want to lose weight but should that really be all she cares about?
>>16512038
Quick google says the ideal weight for a 5'2 female is anywhere from 108 to 132 lbs depending on your body frame.
So at worst you're a little over 10lbs over weight.
Tell your mother to shut her mouth and mind her own business. Don't let anyone control you, and trust me, control you is what she's trying to do. If she actually cared about your weight and wanted to see you improve yourself a bit she wouldn't put you down all the time and scream at you.
Don't take that shit. Stand up for yourself.
Nah she's fucking insane. While that's kind of chubby considering your height, it's also completely unwarranted to 1. comment on your daughter's weight at all unless they are at serious risk of death because of it 2. get so upset about someone else's body. Like really? I feel like she's projecting. How much does she weigh OP? Maybe she's getting angry at you in order to ignore her own weight problems.
I don't really have any advice other than to stand your ground and let her know how ridiculous she's being. It's your body, you have the right to be whatever weight you want and to exercise as much or as little as you please. It's not her place to decide AT ALL.
>>16512049
Thank you. Honestly makes me feel a lot better. I think the worst part this week was when I came home with full marks for my performance appraisal on my internship programme and she ignored that to say that if I was going for this wedding I better go on a diet.
Sigh. I would cancel my rsvp at this point but the plane ticket is booked.
Sup /adv/, just recently I started dating a chick who is really cool. We've gone on a couple dates now and hung out a few times. We aren't officially in a relationship yet, but we're not seeing anyone else and we hang out at least two or three times a week. Today she told me she has CF and will most likely only live to around 35 - 40. We're in our early 20's. I really like her so far, but this concerns me kind of, the idea of (assuming it got to that point), having a significant other die early and how that would effect my life. I really like her, but if we got serious I know that it would always be in the back of my mind, losing her early, etc.
Well /adv/, what do you think?
>>16512002
From your perspective, it's totally shitty.
You'd have to go through major heartbreak and your dating pool would be single mothers when you get back in the game.
That being said, having two marriages is more suitable for humans who live as long as we do. Spending 70+ years with someone really is an amazing feat, and not many people can manage it. This may be your way to have two quality relationships rather than one shitty one
>>16512020
I really like her and don't want something almost 20 years down the road ruin something potentially awesome, but at the same time the idea of that heart break kind of is scary. I'd also be the world's largest shit head if I didn't date someone because of an illness.
>>16512041
Live life to the fullest then.
Take what comes.
If you do get married to her eventually and you don't have any children then when the time comes you can make some sort of suicide pact.
>Cute girl that i've never talked to liked that I was interested in going to an event on facebook
Does she want the D
She is interested and seeing how cool you are before throwing the pussy at you. Golden opportunity because you don't have to approach.
DONT FUCK THIS UP.
>>16511967
dont ask me. I puke on wendys irl
>>16511967
No faggot she's probably a promoter or just stoked for the event.
Dont flatter yourself
I look like pic related but I have a Michael Cera personality.
What are my chances?
>>16511833
high.
with me at least.
Post pic. High.
>>16511833
>Michael Cera personality
Is that what kids call being a little bitch nowadays, or am I missing something?
What can change the nature of a man?
Stress about an important situation.
Updating one's journal.
>>16511713
Mah nigga.