Bought some man muffs but I'm pretty sure people laugh at me for wearing them. Didn't know there was a stigma what can I do I can't return them anymore.
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What are man muffs?
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>>16505537
What the fuck is that?
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Tfw I will never have an alpha male bf because I don't have the confidence or personalaity to wear attractive sexualizing clothes...
I am like a pretty submissive person and like dominant men. So settling for a beta shy guy or whatever is hardly an. Option unless it's temporary until a real guy asks me out
Any advice?
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> beta meme let
We are not animals. Humans can strive to do good or not, that is simply the path they've taken, everyone is strong on their own way. Don't put humans on the level of animals, people can change, animals cannot
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>>16505510
>Tfw I will never have an alpha male bf because I don't have the confidence or personalaity to wear attractive sexualizing clothes...
That's retarded. You're retarded.
Secondly, whats an "alpha male bf". You mean an asshole? Any girl can get an asshole. They're everywhere.
If you seriously think that the only two categories of men are alpha and beta you deserve to spend the rest of your life with a guy that looks like Jon Heder and smells like corn and lives in his mom's attic. Grow up dude.
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>>16505515
Just a term referring to ones core personality ...chill out bro
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Is it possible to win back someone who dumped you? I was with this boy for 2 years (we're both in our early twenties), but the last year we were having a lot of trouble. We moved in together too fast. I wasn't in a good place with school and other stress factors and we kept facing the same problems over and over. I couldn't make the changes he wanted at the time, but I know I am capable of being a better person. He tells me it doesn't matter and that even though he still cares about me he doesn't want to date me and he will never want me again. Please, is it possible to show him over time that I can be what he wants? Is it worth trying? I'm devastated over losing him. I'm having panic attacks, I can't sleep or eat, I spend most of my time feeling numb. He was my first relationship and my first lover so I know that's why it's so hard, but I loved him so deeply and I can't bear this. He says it's not my fault and even if I had changed myself he still wasn't looking for a long term commitment and he shouldn't have dragged things out so long but I just can't let him go. We talked a little after the breakup but now I've backed off and I don't plan on approaching him for some time though we agreed to still be friends. Even though I know I have to accept his wishes and his feelings I can't help hoping I can make him fall in love with me again. I want to better myself for me but I want to be what he wants so he'll take me back. He told me not to change myself for him, that it doesn't work that way, but I am desperate and lonely and sad. Everyone says to focus on hobbies and exercise and school, to just make myself happy and in time it will get better, but I can't even fathom that right now.
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>>16505399
The first girl I ever fell in love with (twas one sided) told me that "we don't chose who we fall in love with." And that really stuck with me.
Either he loves you or he doesn't.
I think you should just give it some time, don't talk to him nearly at all. If you do, be brief. You could try to make some of the changes that he wanted, as long as you want to make those changes. Show him, indirectly, that you've changed and maybe he'll say something and start caring again (which he might still care, just hiding it.)
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>>16505399
>He tells me it doesn't matter and that even though he still cares about me he doesn't want to date me and he will never want me again
Seems pretty cut and dry to me. The bottom line is you're "desperate and lonely and sad" and no self respecting dude wants to be with some pathetic sad sack.
You're a pushover. He will never respect you because he honestly views you as kind of a sad puppy. No one wants to fuck a sad puppy.
You definitely didn't come here for constructive advice. We're going to tell you its hopeless and you're gonna respond with a million reasons why its not and why things could still work out so whatever.
The situation is what it is and after you've made a fool of yourself trying to win the affections of someone that doesn't want you maybe you'll develop some respect for yourself and move on or maybe you'll just keep doing what you're doing and end up being that sad middle aged lady we all see in the Walmart with a bunch of kids and a husband she'll never leave who wears sweatpants and yells at her all the time for forgetting to buy his Bud Light or some shit.
Be pathetic or take control of your life. Those are your two options. Make a choice.
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>>16505463
>"we don't chose who we fall in love with."
False.
It's true that we don't choose who we're attracted to subconsciously, but we do tell ourselves stuff to fall in love with someone.
Example of your thoughts when you're falling in love with someone:
"Wow, she's so cute... and she likes videogames.. so smart, funny.. God, I wanna marry her"
We tend to idealize the other person, telling ourselves nice things about them.
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Had sex with my best friend. 2015-11-27 07:58:05 Post No.16505349
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Had sex with my best friend.
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So recently, my best friend and i had been getting quite intimate, holding hands, cuddling, falling asleep together and such. I've had a wee crush on him for a while now.
3 nights ago that progressed into mutual masturbation, the next night we gave each other oral and then last night we had actual proper penetrative sex.
Those 3 days have been some of the best sexual encounters i have ever had in my life.
I'm not sure what to do now, I get along well with him, we spend most of our hours awake talking to each other, playing games with each other and just chilling.
I've spent a lot of time in the hospital, he was always there for me during that time and my recovery. He's always trying to pay my medial bills, but i never allow it.
Now we've become like this, i don't want to go back. I want to stay with him intimately.
My issue is..how do i tell him that i like being close to him like we have been lately and that i want to stay by his side if he'll have me?
My confidence isnt very good and idk what to say or do.
Am i reading way wrong into it or something.
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Just chill. He probably wants to be with you so straight up ask. No bullshit.
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Gay or a chick?
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>>16505367
I'm hoping that's the case. I don't think he would use me as a cumdump.
>>16505371
chick
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How do I get this smug chick pregnant with my superior viking genes that are altered by my massive amounts of spiritual energy? Also I rarely ever have normal talks with my family, have trouble relaxing(need to exercise before and after every meal) have medical problems, family problems (people drifting apart, divorces, family dying, bro trying to inadvertently kill him self because of his disease) and to top it off I'm buried in a mountain of debt. How do I into impregnation and skipping the kissing steps?
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It's like my third goal right now pls help
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>>16505331
>superior genes
>has all these problems
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>>16505357
> relating genes to unfortunate life events
W E W L A D
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my medical problems are simple athletic injuries, people who can't do 25 one armed push ups(uninjured) wouldn't understand
How can you tell if a girl is flirting or if I'm just a perv?
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Does she seek you out and talk to you when there is absolutely no reason at all?
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It's more, I go over to her place and she's sucking a lollipop. Or were hanging out and she brushes her boobs into my arm or back.
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>>16505295
ask her if she wants a back massage, procede to push her shirt up.. If she lets you undo her bra she wants the dick guaranteed 100%.
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I can't think of a single reason not to kill myself. I have no family left, no real life friends, I can't get a girlfriend, I have a small penis, I'm fat, and I'm not good at anything. Why should I continue to suffer /adv/?
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Because 4 of those things you can fucking fix.
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No real freinds you got the internet
Small Penis (Viagra)
No familyYou're free no worries basically
No GF start socializing
See it's not all bad
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>>16505288
Dubs don't lie
You can literally fix everything on your list just by applying effort. I know it sounds incredibly simple and I don't know anything about your life, but it's the truth.
By the way, a lot of fat guys who complain about having small penises often find that once they lose the fat their penises often look larger. In some odd cases they actually grow in size.
>Go to the gym
>Get fit
>Meet qt3.14
>Have kids
>Pick up some sort of hobby, go to school, pick up some trade, do something
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Scared I Might End Up Like Chris Chan 2015-11-27 07:00:40 Post No.16505244
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I need some help. I am very worried that I might end up as the internets whipping boy. I live at home with my parents, but I go to university and am on my way to become a teacher. I am just worried that I might become him. The reason? I like to stay home and play video games, and spend money on games and things. Even just spend money on snack foods sometimes. What can I do to prevent myself from become like him? I don't want to go down that path.
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>>16505244
If those are the reasons you think you'll become like Chris-chan, then there's a million Chris-chans living all around you.
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>>16505256
Well, I've read some about him, but I really don't want to end up like him. What is it that made him so fucking awful? I am just worried about ending up in that position is all.
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>>16505244
Just take care of yourself anon to lift your self esteem. I don't go out at all, except my job at menards. I'm dropping out of college and work for free as an apprentice in this mechanic auto shop to learn. What do I do? I do push ups, sit ups and every now and then go for runs. It really helps the spirits I tell ya h'wat.
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Does being short and skinny kill my chances of being with a woman I'm attracted to? Talking 5' 5" 115 lbs
I don't mind plus sized women or tall women or dark women or whatever, but this whole meme about how women despise every guy who isn't in the top 20% really got to me. Every time I meet a girl and we get along, I don't do anything even if I want to, because I assume she'll be uninterested or already has a guy, or both.
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Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Especially not this place.
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>>16505228
5'6" 130lbs guy here. Height doesn't matter. You just need to be awesome and attractive to get girls. Simple as that. My last gf was 5'10".
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No but...it would legitimately make me worried about you, i wouldnt be thinking of whether i liked you or not. i'd just try to help you or something. Or I'd think you werent taking care of yourself which is a turn off. Because thats pretty fucking skinny unless you carry it well or you're asian
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Female friend last week:
>"I had a really big crush on you when we were first hanging out :x"
Emoticon included.
Now, same female friend this week:
>"What? No, you misunderstood. I meant a non-romantic crush. I never felt romantic towards you ever."
Well fuck, bitch, which is it?
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She wanted the D.
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>non-romantic crush
someone help me what is this
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Maybe last week she wanted the D but this week she found someone who gave her the D. O well your loss.
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Hey /adv/,
Basically girl trouble. I'm 23 years old and the last few months of my 5 year relationship have been rocky to say the least. She's finished her degree and is in another country right now and I havent seen her in about 4 months. I'm going on vacation to a nearby country and so i invited her...but her reaction was basically to tell me she feels like she's lying when she says she loves me and that she doesn't know about her schedule but even if she could go she doesn't want to. She doesn't want to be near me or see me.
I felt like shit at such a response and I basically havent answered at all in 2 days. I just noticed she unfriended me from fb like an hour ago so presumably she's treating it like a breakup now.
I guess I'm just thinking if it's worth salvaging at this point. There's a ton wrong. 5 years though... She's not even just my girlfriend, she was my fiance.
I could try talking to her but I honestly feel like I'm not the one in the wrong here. What kind of response is that to an invitation to see each other?
Thanks for any advice /adv/. Needless to say I've been feeling like shit for a while now.
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>>16505092
bump
anybody?
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>>16505133
insults...mockery...anything welcome at all...
bump
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She sounds immature as hell, minor little hiccup and deletes you from Facebook?
I'd let her walk
Source: did a 5 year relationship with 2 years long distance, ended it, have no regrets
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In real life I'm overall respectful and decent to women. Maybe I'm not perfect, but I'm not out of the ordinary I'm pretty sure.
On the internet I'm like pic related (I'm the green). I make girls cry and sometimes threaten to kill themselves (I talk them down from doing this).
Psychbros. What the fuck is wrong with me. Why do I have no interest in apologising to her. Why do I hurt women over the internet like this (this isn't the first time I've made a girl cry by typing words at her).
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Because you can't accept that you are also ugly and don't deserve a perfect girl.
Girls can smell creep, and you reek. You're probably not actually polite to girls but you don't actively persue them because you're not a catch.
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because you're a coward. Typing the words is easy when you don't have to deal with the consequences. You don't realize how you're actually hurting someone.
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>>16505052
Repping this.
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Someone on /b/ actually reported me to the FBI's website... What I did is weird and I'm sorry but that seems like an overreaction and they don't get I am truly sorry
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>>16505018
Don't hold me responsible! I can't help my shitty behavior! Tell that to the next sucker. You went too far this time. Out of my life you go. That pathetic friendless life you don't like anyway. Bye bye.
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>>16505018
dude go to a different state and lay low for awhile
mom will take care of them
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>>16505056
Do you know what I'm talking about?
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Is this kid a literal psychopath? 2015-11-27 04:31:41 Post No.16504910
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Is this kid a literal psychopath?
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So, my boyfriend has a pretty great family and I love most of them. Except there's this one kid. He is horrifying. He's about 8 or 9 I think. He is violent beyond normal kids. He has went up to a teenager who was minding his own business, dishing food up, and actually stabbed him with a fork, broke the skin. He goes up to kids, teenagers, adults, and hits/kicks/bites them and screams profanities and throws shit like big rocks at people. He doesn't seem to have a bad home life, his parents are filthy rich and don't discipline him at all (maybe that's part of it?) But perhaps there's underlying issues that nobody knows about? It's a constant issue when you're around him, he never behaves. I don't want him to grow up and be a murderous criminal. What do? Pic unrelated.
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>>16504910
Actually, I was that kid. Those issues will settle themselves, but only if his parents teach it to keep its emotions inside.
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>>16504910
>his parents are filthy rich and don't discipline him at all (maybe that's part of it?)
It is.
He thinks he can do everything he wants without any bad consequence.
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>>16504910
>his parents are filthy rich
>I don't want him to grow up and be a murderous criminal
But it's impossible to be a criminal when you're rich
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Meeting a guy next week I've known for quite awhile online. If all goes well we'll start officially dating. I'm 20 and he's 24, he's had a history of girls cheating on him, with one even faking pregnancy before he was 18. What should I expect if we started dating? His last ex left him for his best friend.
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>>16504899
I wouldn't expect much of it. Did he seem enthuastic when you asked him out? I'd just drop the ball if he doesn't seem into it that much. Just stop replying, that's the best way to go I think. He'll take the hint. Don't forget to value yourself girl, remember YOU are the prize. If you start following him around or just generally acting like a puppydog, he'll think it's a cat in the bag and he won't try as hard. Read the Rules. It will give you many great rules and tips on how to manipulate the guy you like into a relationship. If you don't have time to read, just remember to play hard to get. That will get him thinking about you and the more he thinks about you, the more he auto-invests. I know it's sound very abstract and like I'm overcomplicating things, but trust me: playing games and disrespecting your mans wishes will get him chasing you hard.
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>>16504924
>Not
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>>16504899
That... sounds... weirdly familiar. His initials, per chance?