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There's no jobs... well then what the heck are you doing there still?

Really asshole?
You can't be content to post this shot thread once a week, so you post it twice in one day?

FUCK OFF

You always get the same advice, which you ignore.

>>16513942
Trapped like a prisoner of war I just want to live in one of the black neighborhoods in nyc

>>16513924
>sent a dickpic
>fuck up
That bad.

>>16513924
Yes you moron, why would you ever just out of the blue, send a pic of your dick. Not only that, you're actually asking wether you have fucked up or not. Idiot. GTFO.

>>16513924
Well I'm not exactly brushed up on fucking german, chain-smoking, baba yaga slags, but my gut tells me ya dun goofed.

It's legal so go for it.

>>16513892
how did you meet?

not creepy, she's 18

>>16513892
30/2 + 7 = 25 (the cut-off point)
yea its creepy

Washed, properly groomed hair. Well managed facial hair or no facial hair. Good clothing choices. Body language is also huge. If you stand around like a scared deer in the headlights, you'll out people off without either party realizing why. Back straight, eyes forward, shoulders high. Don't hunch, have eyes downcast and shoulders droopy.

>Women have all this sort of little shit they can mess around with, hair and makeup and clothes.
last I checked men have hair and clothes.

>>16513909
What kind of clothing choices are good? I work in a place where my clothes are at risk of getting painted, stained, ripped, torn or lit on fire on a semi-regular basis, so investing into expensive shit would not be a good idea.

I do shower regularly, though, keep my clothes clean and the 4-5 moustache hairs I can muster clipped short, and I don't slouch. I'm short, I can't afford to.

>>16513842
>stop looking at lolis
sketchy pic, OP...

>>16513848
I dont really look at loli but I have decided to hide all my hardcopy anime, LN, manga, ect. I cant stop yet. Hopefully when I get a girlfriend I wont need it.

>to come back to next semester ready to get a girlfriend

Why better yourself to end up worse than you were before anon? Please trust me this is a good idea, but the gf will make you more worse off and miserable after 2-3 years I promise.

Join the military and at least help kill some genuine assholes in the process.

Jesus christ OP. All you can do is military I think. Might have to make a career out of it, even after service it's gonna be hard as fuck, who are we kidding, near impossible to get in a uni with those grades.

Drop out and get your g.e.d. it's equivalent to a high school diploma.
If you're not dumb it's really easy.
Tbh high-school is a complete waste of time unless you're getting scholarships

>>16513682

I don't get it, you want to P&D her or make her your gf?

>>16513682
>She makes a lot of flirty comments like "I'll be your sugar daddy" or "Let's get married, I'll give you a donut as a ring".
This isn't flirting, OP. These are sarcastic jokes. As are the winky faces too, probably.

>what's the best course of action for getting her?
You don't pursue her.
A rule of thumb is if she dumps another guy for you, she'll probably dump you for another guy.

>>16513682
ALSO
>I met this really cute girl and I found out she was dating some greasy ugly fat weeaboo.
Aren't guys always whining on here about how superficial girls are...
And there's a not so superficial girl, and you're judging her boyfriend for being a "greasy ugly fat weeaboo".
He's probably a nicer person than you OP, and that's why she's dating him and not you.

personality > looks

post the sentence and ill tell you a better word to use

>>16513696
"I will attempt to create a balance between realism and stylism in terms of camera technique, editing and general mise-en-scene."

Thanks man.

>>16513701

Just use the words 'the real' and 'the imaginary' instead.

The whole thing turns me off on a mental level as we kiss. And I don't want to be keked by some Tyrone as I know if we ever get together I'd be be competing with these alpha tyrones trying to get at her.

This whole thing is very odd considering I'm neither chad like or a "tough guy", or dark which adds to my uneasiness about the whole thing. She also mentions my big dick a few times keeps saying how it's big which makes me uncomfortable and makes me think she's some sort of size queen that dates giant alpha black guys for the BBC, which isn't a good mental image to have in your hand.

During the time I'm thinking of this we're just talking and I ask her why she was busy Tuesday when we initially made plans. She tells me she was planning to hang out with her "friend" Darius. She tells me had told her to bring over some food for him that day but he flaked on her. Then she tells me he wanted a little more than the pie she was bringing him. Which implies she knows something sexual might go down. This leaves a sour taste in my mouth.

1. She was willing to go out of her way to bring him things while im told she's busy. 2. She's a little too frank with this whole thing and it turns me off(it's common courtesy that even if you're dating other people while you're single you don't shove it in the person's face). 3. It makes me feel used/uneasy given that I've bought things for her. (She's bought things for me too to be fair.). This also fucks with me, as my previous ex had cheated on me with a Chad like Tyrone and I've never gotten over it. Still don't. It's a bit of a mental trauma I've had and I avoid girls who dated black guys because it turns me off when I remember what happened to me.

2/3

I really liked this girl. She REALLY likes me. More than I like her. I have dated a lot and rarely any girl makes it to date 3. But after the whole Darius thing I kept thinking, "this will keep happening and I will always have to compete with tyrones" and now I'm not sure about it.

We hung out for a bit and we're making out and the chapped lips thing, my past experience, and the Darius thing fuckes with me and stop and I say I had to go. She was visibly distraught and asked me what was wrong. After she sent me a big text saying she didn't want this to end and that she was sad.

Should I see her again?

I'm not sure where to go from here. I feel this is something that will continue bothering me but I'm afraid I'm throwing something good and I'm over analyzing shit and making too many assumptions about her. It's rare you meet a girl you have such great compatibility with but this one thing just bothers me too much.

>>16513594
Instead of keeping this ll to yourself and giving her the wrong idea, maybe actually tell her, in person, that you dont like the way she talks and that youve had bad experinces in the past and that you need her to be alittle more understanding

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>>16513515
Just realised I made a typo hahahahahahahahahahahahaha another chip on my shoulder

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>>16513515
I like living.

>>16513525
What do you classify as living?

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>>16513475
Camgirls.

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>>16513475
>mfw this was me in my last relationship
>mfw after having several FWBs I decided to finally start dating again
>mfw my now-gf wants to fuck everyday several times
>mfw I just dont feel horny anymore
>mfw I dont even fap a million times a day anymore

I would do a lot to regain my high sexdrive, its a pain in the ass knowing how my gf must feel.

I have the same problem with my boyfriend. He watches cam girls and porn, I just feel shitty around him and I don't think I love him romantically anymore. I plan on telling him this when I see him next.

It would be highly unethical to directly lie to you, but they can avoid telling you - however it's quite unlikely unless you're a) under 18 or b) in immediate danger of seriously harming yourself or others.

What country are you in?

>>16513370
Well, I asked for the entirety of my medical records, and the institutions sent me a few irrelevant papers (such as where and when I was hospitalized, and other generally irrelevant stuff), without sending me the papers with the diagnosis and the concluding statements.
They do have these papers, since all the institutions I've been to made one diagnosis or another.

Also, the institution which is currently responsible for my follow up didn't send me any notes or information about my illness at all when I asked them for my full medical records.

Should I get a lawyer involved? Full access to medical records is a legal right in my country.

>>16513386
>Should I get a lawyer involved? Full access to medical records is a legal right in my country.

Probably; at least keep badgering them about it. Honestly it's probably just laziness and bureaucracy, if you annoy them enough they should give it to you...

Maybe stop being a shitty human being with absolutely 0 ounces of loyalty in your entire body?

We're not going to justify you fucking around with two guys at the same time. You're dirt and that's why you get treated like it.

>>16513347

Alright Cinderella, calm it down.

OP, sounds like nothing has really changed and your stuck in the same situation you were before. Probably best to move on from both men and spend some time drawing or doing whatever you like.

>>16513354
The thing is he is now better, he has been communicating and showing he cares, but still can't say that he trust me.
He says that he loves me and I love him back, but I guess he can't get past what happened. I think he still thinks I slept with my coworker seeing that I had been living with him for about a month.

I don't want to give up on first bf and I have been wanting to show him that I didn't stop being loyal to him.

How to get fat fast?
I have visible muscles but I want to get more weight with fat.My body type is mezo-ecto

>>16513262
I wouldn't suggest getting fat "fast", but to gain more weight you can eat 4 times a day instead of 3, make sure you put atleast 3~ hours between them though.

Eating bread with your meals is pretty good for gaining weight, as well as just about any other healthy, fatty food you enjoy eating.

>>16513271

How do you feel about giving people advice even though most of it you just pull out of your ass?

its your room so no

If you're recording someone else in a situation where they have a reasonable expectation of privacy, then yes, even if it is your room. Otherwise, no.

Even if I end up recording me and a girl having sex?
I have it set to record all say every day, I don't post the videos or anything.