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How do I cope with being a bald freak? This time 2 years ago I was good looking and had a very beautiful girlfriend and we were madly I'm love. Now its been 2 years and I haven't had a single girl talk to me. The way my hair is you can't see my receding hair unless I part it or pull my hair back. I was texting a fat girl who is really gross with nasty boobs on snapchat and she's always been obsessed with me. I sent her a pic with my hairline showing and she literally stopped talking to me that second. I had a fat girl obsessed with me for years and got topless in front of me and she wanted to see me really bad and after we hung out she said we aren't compatible. I tried talking to a girl who was obsessed with me in high school and every time I went to kiss her before she did it and this time she just looked at me like she felt bad for me. Every day I wake up I just say sigh fuck it and go to sleep again. I can't find motivation to work or do anything. I'm scared to shower often and pull more hair out. I'm never in the mood to do anything. I'm scared of getting a job at a front desk. I went from hanging out with friends and having girlfriends and doing jobs and school and being normal to just locking myself away and hiding. I never want to be in public again. I hate seeing anyone

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Almost half of my class thinks I'm an idiot , weird, or literally retarded.

I keep fucking up in classes and people will always notice me doing something stupid. Some of the things we do in class either confuse me or I didn't listen clearly. Even if I do ask questions, some of my peers would not tell me or fuck with me. Asking my professors, they'll get pissed off and question whether I was paying attention in class. I just ask questions to make sure I won't fuck up. I hate fucking up and people keep looking at me like I'm a dumbass.

There's this one guy does help me, but he treats me like a child. It feels dehumanizing, but I don't do anything about it. My friend does the same thing to me. He even admitted it. My friend is kinda a douche too. He right-winged, short-tempered, and he's a bigot. He says racist things about others and says racist things about others me behind my back. (Im black, he white)

There's also this one girl I think is hot af, but she thinks Im a creep. She didn't say that, but she knows I check her out. There are times when it's not my fault per se. She'll be next to a friend or the clock or something and she's be there. Either I check her out or I'm scared her reaction. Even when I first met her, I was talking like a spaz. I just feel really anxious around girls I like/think they're attractive.

I don't know how much Im gonna deal with all this. Especially with other people, I want to change the situations, but I don't know what or how to do it.

Please help me /adv/

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Any tips on curing/helping my hemorrhoids?

I hate taking shits now

Plus im heading off to bootcamp in 2 months and dont want it making my life a living hell

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Hey guys, I don;t usually post here and i apologize in advance for my run-on, shitty sentences.
My good friend (f) and I (m) usually catch up once a month to catch a movie and eat somewhere nice. Our relationship is based entirely around these nights and we almost never have any communication outside of these aside from organizing them.

So anyway, when a Hunger Games movie comes out we always see it together.
I realized the other day the movie was out so i quickly organized it. She sent me a message today asking if her boyfriend is interested too and would it be ok if he came along?

Yes, I'm in a friendzoney relationship with her, but it is what it is and we're fairly close.
I think it'd be pretty weird if her bf came along though, but I'd be a dick to say no, right?

Any advice?

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How is a trespass notice sent if a store issued it?

I was issued a trespass notice from Target a couple days ago. I gave them two addresses, and the manager said a letter will be sent to both addresses. How is this notice sent? Will I get a normal letter from the Target corporation or will the police come to my door to issue the letter?

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>tfw you can't go to your friends birthday party cause the bar it's at is within 300 ft of a playground.

What do I tell him?

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I have a hickey on my neck but I have a date tomorrow with another girl.

What do I say if she sees the hickey and brings it up?

For some backstory:
>started trying to be social with women this semester
>girl mentioned she's not doing anything with her family for Thanksgiving since they live far away and plane tickets are expensive
>went over to her place to have a Thanksgiving between just her and I
>things escalated and she basically threw herself on me
>gave me a hickey during it all

>fast forward to today
>get a text from a different girl
>asks me if I want to meet up with her
>agree to it before thinking about the hickey
>suddenly feel like a piece of shit
>tried everything to diminish its appearance
>nothing works so far
>plan to go on the date anyways and just brush it off or something

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Sup /adv/. Should I shave my armpits? I'm male. I'm considering doing it because deodorant seems to work better that way.

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Is this herpes?

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i need a new one PRONTO PEOPLE

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So me and my GF were virgins when we met. We've been together for 2 years now and though the sex has gotten dramatically better slowly as time goes by I've still never been able to give her a real orgasm. Even orally, she gets right to the edge every time then suddenly becomes too sensitive.

So my GF mentioned to me the other day she wants to try using a vibrator because she never really masturbated growing up.

And all I can think is. Great, so she's going to have her first orgasm from this toy while I fail to do it every time. I'm insecure enough about not being able to her her off and now I just have to accept that since I can't do it she needs to get a toy to do it for her. And then after that how will I compare? She can get a real orgasm from that, or a shitty half orgasm from me.

I've done some reading with guys with similar problems and every single time its just people bashing the guy for being insecure, calling him names and telling him to "get over it". Like I'm sorry I feel shame and inadequate, I'm sorry I'm not just magically confident and perfect in every way. I'm sorry insecurity is a poison in our society where if you have it, its your fault and you are awful for feeling it and not being magically confident all the fucking time about everything.

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ok adv fags heres the sitrep
im beta af
i got 2 beta af best freinds
one of thems a girl 8.5 from the neck down
6 to 7 from the neck up
shes pretty nerdy she collects comics and does shitty cosplays at conventions and games a bit too
good sence of humor likes jack daniels and tatoos and death metal same as me
and she has a good sence of fassion too
and shes not as stupid as average bitchex
i reallywanna ask her out but i think my other freind wants toask her out too and i dont want to make him a third wheel
but also im affrade i might fuck up my relationship with her and we might not be able to go backto being freinds again
i dont want to risk loosing two of my best freinds but at the same time shes the only girl in the whole world i think i have a chance with
and i think if i did ask her out my chances might actually be quite good

HALP

should i do it?

pic related. its a pic she took yesterday while drunk

also i consider myself a 6/10 at most

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please either direct e where i can find some or just post a pic i do not care but help is appreciated thank you /adv/ pic unrelated unless ur a little shook up

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My girlfriend and I had a huge argument recently, and she said that she felt betrayed by my actions.

Is watching porn while you're in a relationship the same as cheating?

Also, is watching porn while in a relationship wrong?

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My girlfriend still has feelings for her ex, and told me that she'd get back with him if he let her. He wont. What do?