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Sometimes when I'm walking around campus I see this Muslim girl. When we cross paths she always makes prolonged eye contact with me.

I'm asking because it's odd. I used to break it and look at her again to see if she was still looking but now when I see her I stare back to see what happens but she just keeps looking.

What does she want? I think she's foreign but I don't know if it's a cultural thing
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>>16920217
maintain eye contact.

smile.
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>>16920217
Smile next time. Report back.
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>>16920217
> OP in 1 year

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How do you forget someone whom you have feelings for despite knowing that it'll never work out?

There's this girl who's the daughter of my mom's BFF and every year her mom would bring her back from aboard for a month a two to visit my mom. They've been doing that since I was a kid and now I'm 23 (shes 19), last year I got physical with her and she's been in my mind ever since. I think that I might have always had a thing for her but after her visit last year I just can't help but miss her all the fucking time since she left.I know that I could never ask her out due to the fact that she lives a thousand miles away from me for ten months a year, and even though she said she likes me I bet she's probably fooling around with some fag over there since she's kind of a slut.

Actually I don't even know if I love her or not since I only live with her for one moth a year. Thing is that she has left for like 6 months and I still am thinking about her everyday. It could be that's just because she's the first girl I ever got physical with (I'm a 23 yo virgin) tho. I wish I could just forget about her existence but it's proven to be quite a hard task.
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>>16920207
Try to get sexual with sluts near you, that way you can forget about her.
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>>16920207
Avoid contact in the two months you see her and try meeting other girls, i know its hard but its the only way.
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>>16920311
this

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How to?
Full story: 21 years old betafag virgin here. I can communicate really well with the people that i know for a while but i am horrible at making new friends. Jokes are my strong side. My friend told me that with my sense of humour i will be drowning in pussy. Yeah i can make everyone laugh but i cant have a closer relationship. So far i have never had serious relationship and now i am afraid of relationships because i have no experience at all.
And enough with these "hit the gym" advices. I am already hitting the gym. Im thin and fit but not muscular.
So what are your advices? How to become alpha? There are many girls around me but i am very picky about them although i know i should not be. But when i see a cute girl i instantly think of 100 reasons why i should not talk to her or why she would not like me. So help me anons, my parents are already trying to hook me up with random girls and it is awkward.
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Sounds like a confidence problem. Fake it till you make it beta fag.
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>>16920206
As long as you believe in the concept of beta/alpha, you'll always be beta.
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>>16920206
I have Asperger Syndrome. But even at 18, I still figured out how to go from virgin to alpha. Study the cloths people wear. Learn the latest fads and lingos. Study the alpha behavior the best you can. Get a hairstylist (girls love that shit). Most importantly find friends or go out with the ones you have. If you don't have any, go out to bars/clubs alone and find some.

Good luck.

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Come join us!

https://youtu.be/kqANd2aw8Mc
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>>16920178
I'm an atheist and I can tell this is blasphemous.
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>>16920204

Then Mary took three quarters of a pound of expensive aromatic oil from pure nard and anointed the feet of Jesus. She then wiped his feet dry with her hair. (Now the house was filled with the fragrance of the perfumed oil.) But Judas Iscariot, one of his disciples (the one who was going to betray him) said, “Why wasn’t this oil sold for three hundred silver coins and the money given to the poor?” (Now Judas said this not because he was concerned about the poor, but because he was a thief. As keeper of the money box, he used to steal what was put into it.) So Jesus said, “Leave her alone. She has kept it for the day of my burial. For you will always have the poor with you, but you will not always have me!”

- John 12:3-8
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>>16920178
That's fucking horrible, I'm sorry. It's like a TV advertisement with a few poppy jingles threw up in a church. Fucking hell, who would convert over this? I'd rather tattoo "Hail Satan" across my asshole.

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My boyfriend told me something recently, and though I'm hesitant to come to 4chan for /adv/, I'm not sure where else to turn.

First off, he had a conservative upbringing. He was homeschooled, and his parents were ridiculously religious. He went to the types of churches that spoke in tongues...and grew up in a remote part of New Mexico. His mother was borderline fearful of anything sexual-related, and therefore did not teach her children sexual education (at all). Everytime the subject would come up, she would shame the one who brought it up. She would also tell all of the boys in the family that it was wrong to /look/ at a female. She would screen movies before showing the children, and wouldn't allow one to be seen if there was even kissing in it (or would fast-forward and instruct the children to look away during those moments).

In the family, there were four boys and one girl (my boyfriend being the eldest boy). One night, when he was 14, he decided to find out what a female's body parts looked like. He waited until his siter (6 at the time) fell asleep, and put his hand down her pants. He then licked her clit twice, and ran off to masturbate.

Now, I'm a fairly understanding person. I was also taken advantage of as a child. So, this subject is really very sensitive to me. I want to be level headed, and I have been. I understand he was very nervous to tell me this (it took a few times to expose the 'whole' truth). I can't stop thinking about it though, and worrying whether or not he thinks of children these days--though he denies that he does, though admits he does find 14~15 year olds attractive, in that their bodies are somewhat pristine and are now able to house babies. We talk a lot, and he's honest.

How do I get this out of my head? How do I not worry he thinks about that incident or other children? How do I let go? If he /does/ find children attractive...how do I accept this?
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Anna Dugger, pls go
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>>16920160
Troll, pls go
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>>16920143
He's not attracted to children. He's attracted to females as evidenced by his lack of ephebophilia and his attraction to you. If his mother was passed out drunk he would have done the same thing to her instead. His little sister just happened to be the only sexual outlet he had power over at the time.

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How do I lower/roughen up my voice without ruining any internal organs?
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You don't.
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>>16920150
So there's no way to get a sexy raspy voice without taking decades off my life?

I'm just going to spend the next 70 years sounding like fucking mickey mouse?
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>>16920159
Yes.

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I'm stuck trying to quit smoking and dabbing. I'm a CS major which I struggle with, so I do it to relieve the pressure and stress. At the same time I feel it's the reason Ive been doing so poorly. I buy w/ mbey parents give me for food and etc, but it's getting noicable and I need to stop.
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>>16920102
so stop.

have fun with the withdrawals.
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>>16920102
>kek
good luck dude. I hope you dont get even more fucking with withdrawals
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Just take a break, never understood people treating grass like it's addictive. I have to quit every new contract in case of those sneaky piss tests. Stay off dabs and smoke in moderation it'll probably make it easier.

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So I cheated on my girl quite a while ago. Told her immediately and we are still together but for her the sexual side of the relationship is dead because it reminds her too much of that. What can I do?
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>>16920082
not cheat you degenerate fuck.
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>>16920082
>Aw <3
>Not "Let me help you next time"
Fucking beta
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>>16920098
It's not like I'm proud of it. I hate myself so much for doing that to her. But the point is that we both still want to be together but it's just that any sexual things remind her of that. Any advice on what could be done?

Do people at hardware stores care/ask why you're buying a rope? I look approximately like a 12 year old girl. If they do what's a decent excuse?
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>>16920034
It's for your tree house.
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>>16920034
"my dad said i was being a bad girl and he would tie me up."
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>>16920034
Family project or just say it's good to have rope. They won't ask and more than likely won't care. Have fun kidnapping whoever.

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I have to drive a giant van tomorrow for work because it's the only insured vehicle. It's not something I'm gonna have to to often but I'm scared shitless because I get nervous as fuck driving in the first place and I've never driven a big ass honker before.

Any tips for driving a van?
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- Get there as early as you can. Drive it around the parking lot a little. This will help.
- When you see signs suggesting that you slow down when making turns, they really mean it. You can take them faster in a smaller vehicle, but don't try in a van.
- Place your side-view mirrors to minimize blind spots, because you can't count on having the rear-view to help you.
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>>16920028
Get in, adjust your mirrors, then get out, and figure out where the landmarks you saw actually are as you walk around the van. Also, make sure the brake lights and turn signals actually work.If you're going on a highway, stay in the right or center lane unless you have to make a left exit. Stay in the lane you need to eventually be in, and plan your actions ahead of time. When you check your side mirrors at least 3 times per minute, check to make sure you're actually in your lane.

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Uhm, if a guy with an ugly ass face would get fit..would he get laid?
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You'd have to be pretty ripped too. The funny thing is drugs and alcohol will get your ugly ass laid if you're willing to get her high. And no I don't mean date rape either. There are plenty of chicks who will fuck anybody for free liquor, weed, and molly. Xanax too.
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>>16920080
If you take this anon's advice make sure you get checked often. If they fuck you for drugs they're fucking a lot of dudes for drugs.

Work out and go to a bar, if you wait till the end of the night you can pick up some of the more desperate and drunk ones. You won't pull 10's better then nothing.
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He's going to need to get checked anyhow if he's dealing with women he only wants to fuck and then at the same time they're shallow enough to fuck him based on looks. His standards don't sound so high. Casual sex in general is not without it's price.

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How much can tell about a person judging by their closest friends and charachteristics?
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>>16919938
Everything.
People who have shit taste in friends usually have either low self esteem or assholish qualities themselves - neither of which are positive traits.
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>>16919938
Pretty much alot. People you hang out the most tend to have alot of influence on you, so for example if somebody's clique is all about "we're so cool" that person's attitude might be quite narcisistic.
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>>16919938
Pretty much everything

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It's been 1.5 years since my last fuck, and my last hookup.

EVERYONE around me is fucking someone and I feel broken down.

Best friend was on a 1 year dry spell and now he's got some artsy FWB who's apparently the best sex he's ever had.
Other good friend just lost his V card, and now has a 9/10 shortstack girlfriend.
Other friend who literally has minor autism, lost his V card and got a super hot mixed girlfriend.

This is eating me up inside. I feel like I'm trapped, like my college years are being wasted away. I feel like I want to just slam some sloot, but every time I am approached by one (at a party for instance) I am immediately off put by the fact that she's throwing herself at any guy who's decently attractive. Nothing against girls who like to have a lot of sex I just don't find it very attractive is all.

My plan is this Friday when I am hanging out/partying with my friends group I am going to go on a tinder spree, and asking any matches I may get to meet up that night or the following Saturday night. I've actually read a bunch of "how to hookup on tinder" articles and most say there are a good amount of girls who are just looking to hook up. I've used Tinder before, and have gotten a sufficient amount of matches but have never hooked up with any girls let alone met up with any.

This August I'll be reaching a level 2 dry spell, fuck I don't want to get that far with it.

tldr: dry spell HELP.
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>>16919915
>>16919915
It's also worth noting that
Fapping is losing it's appeal so I have to resort to weirder shit, and it's beginning to actually bother me.
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>>16919915
bump
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Why don't you ask your friends, since you're painting them as not that desirable yet they can get the sort of girls you desire? Clearly they must know the secret

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Last week I was looking at some EMS (emergency medical services) FB pages. I came across a posted video of a group of protesters blocking an ambulance in Chicago. One man made a comment that made me so angry I felt people should know about it. This man, who is a paramedic, posted this comment: "Oh lookie, that species known as porchus monkieus! The only known cure...a bullet." This bothered me so much because this man is supposed to save lives, not destroy them. He is charged by the public to be there when ALL people are in need of emergency medical assistance. I also work in EMS and I can't fathom having this mindset about a segment of the population that I am charged with helping.
So I took screenshots and I sent an email to his employer, the state EMS agency, several of his local news outlets and the local chapter of the NAACP. I received no responses. Frustrated by no response I tweeted the screenshots to his employer...no response, they only blocked me. I don't understand why nobody cares about this guy's hateful comments, especially considering his profession. Am I overreacting?
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If you're wasting your free time trying to get someone you don't work with fired, you need to get a fucking life.

If he's as bad as you think he is, his actions will catch up to him someday.
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No, the guy is a piece of shit. But there's not much you can do, Anon.
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People can post differing, even racist comments as long as they are not calling for someone to be killed.

The internet brings out these kinds of people because they will never say what they do to a person's face.

On the other side people need be responsible for their actions. It is hard not to see blacks, like trump supporters, as violent groups when evidence of them being violent is presented. Blocking and ambulance or punching someone does make a good impression.

Need help, /adv/
>Be Uni student
>Finals week
>Be stupid and just assume all finals are at the usual time and location because I know 2 out of my 3 classes are
>The third final is held in 3 hours from now instead of 1 like I thought
>Goes into my work schedule
>Ask coworkers and no one can cover me
>Call sick when I woke up today and apparently someone else already called sick and manager begs me to come to work anyways
>She found out that I asked other people to cover me, so pretty sure she knows I'm lying about being sick

What do, /adv/? can't believe I got myself into this shitty situation in the first place. My shift is from 5-9:30, I'll just be missing the first 1-2 hours. Should I just come clean and tell her I can be there from 7-9:30 and that I lied abotu being sick?
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I don't know about your manger, but mine is usually pretty lenient when it comes to uni stuff. If you'd just explained the real reason, I'm sure they would have let you off for a couple of hours.
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>>16919825

This is where you gotta make the choice with the least amount of consequence.

If you can still pass while getting a 0 on the final, go to work. If you're fine with potentially burning bridges and/or cutting hours, go to class.

I had to make a similar decision today, I either had to go to work, while being up for more than 48 hours now, or take my family to Pittsburgh (7 hour drive) and get fired. I'm at work now cause I got bills to pay.
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>>16919825
You're a student on the quarter system, perhaps one of the UCs?

Just come clean. She already knows you're lying about being sick. At least you have a legitimate excuse.

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