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I've been in a happy stable relationship for 5+ years, married for over a year.
My first girlfriend is single at 30 and my other long term ex marriage failed. So I'm winning.
Need relationship help? Ask me anything /adv/?
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High Inquisitor Pega (ID: !!38R9kMvWubS)
2016-03-16 03:44:32
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>>16921700
>married
>winning
Nice joke
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>>16921704
Nothing wrong with Marriage. We both work, bills are shared. It would cost more to live alone. Plus career wise its a smart move, being married makes others see you as a success.
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High Inquisitor Pega (ID: !!38R9kMvWubS)
2016-03-16 03:53:07
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Remember in 10 years when you walk in on her with Jamal while your 4 year old is walking around with the 'tism that Pegasus was right
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Ok so this chick I know was killed with her bf while they were having sex in the car. His car smashed into the back of a semi truck. It was pretty bad and they had to cut open the roof and side of the car to get them out. They tried to cover them up but when they removed her I saw pretty much everything. The dude was still hard and in her and when they lifted her off him all this stuff came out. Was wondering if maybe it was his cum and if it was is it from after he died. Also is it normal for him to still be hard like that with him being dead? Anyone know?
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>>16921610
Sure. Whatever gets you off.
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rigor mortis didn't was it's time getting to the dude baka
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Man roadhead is one thing, but she was literally sitting in his lap riding him while he was driving?What did they think was gonna happen?
honestly in a situation like that, I barely even feel bad for them. it's just a good thing they didn't kill anyone else on their way out. fucking irresponsible
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>bf suddenly wants to take me to a place that I know was once very sentimental to him and an ex
It's not like he kept telling me this place was off limits or anything. He didn't even tell me of his and his ex's experience there. But I was once friends with his ex and knew he gave her a ring there and that's where he told her he loved her for the first time or whatever.
It's a popular spot, his ex totally shit on him several years ago. He was very depressed for a few years before he met me. Ex cheated, became drug addicted psycho. So, yea. Very, very terrible ending had him kinda scarred.
Is him taking me there some personal way of just creating new memories? Covering the old? He's been very adamant on planning to go there with me. He says it's just something we have to do.
What should I think of this? Can't help thinking about what it means. Don't want to ask because I don't want him to know I know the personal ins and outs of that relationship without him knowing I've known the whole time... Is that justified?
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Gee whiz!!!
Do you suppose he'll give you a ring, too?
Golly gee!
Write a letter when he actually takes you or anything else actually happens irl.
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>>16921623
No, that's actually what I don't want him to do.
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>>16921632
why not? ;o
Hey guys, I'm quite new here (18 very sparingly lurked since December), and I figured I would ask you guys for some advice. I might be very happy in life but I lack the motivation to do anything, I feel monotonous and only do things when I am told to do so, so I am used fairly often used for that fact (I babysit every night for my sister for free when I should be sleeping, yet I don't really like doing it for example) and I mostly enjoy it because I feel like I am actually doing something with my life when I do, but I only have about 3 REAL interests in life 1. Deep conversations with my 4 friends including my Gf (I only consider these 4 people as my friends, everyone else can suck it) 2.Laughter of any kind and 3. Dungeons and Dragons (I don't fully understand why I love D&D so much but I do) other than these three things I have NO interest in anything and no drive to go do anything with my life. At first I thought I was just depressed but I have been genuinely happy for the past 2 years of my life. I love life. So basically what I am saying is could some kind annon please give me some sort of idea on how to restart my motivational drive and get me to do something with my life? ( idfk if this makes any sense) I have only noticed this problem recently and I am graduating from high school this year and I am dreading the thought of college for I am only going because of my 3.6 GPA and my grandparents nagging me about it every single day (literally. every. day.) I feel like I need to do something GOOD with my life, maybe help people, but I am a very weak willed man for any job I see as respectful/ genuinely good. So 4chan, what the hell do I do? Tl;Dr: I am a graduating fag with no motivation in life and need to fix that shit fast. Pic kinda related I guess.
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>>16921587
how bout you learn to type out a list you fucking moron.
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>>16921600
It's my first post, I barely use the site, I don't necessarily know how to make a list but in hindsight that is a good idea, but I genuinely don't care about how the post looks, I only care for advice. Thanks for the reply I guess, I just wish I had common sense like you.
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This is going to sound corny as fuck, but since you are into D & D, try something like this:
Pick something random to do as a quest.
Figure out what sort of skills you'll need to do that thing. As you acquire those skills, mark down that you have leveled up in them.
Finish the quest and give yourself experience points for doing so.
Repeat with something else. Eventually you'll probably figure out things you are interested in doing.
If you don't figure out anything you are interested in doing, concentrate on acquiring money. Keep track of that as gold pieces.
Hey /adv/ I'm sure there's tons of lame threads like this daily but desu I can't really think of anything else to do. Basically the situation is that I have no idea what's wrong with me and what to do about it. I'm 17 now and I still haven't even kissed a girl, let alone have a girlfriend. I have some shitty minimum wage job I drive my dad's car to and I have about 3 or 4 close friends max, only 2 of which I'd actually have a serious conversation with. Even then, I feel like I'm slowly drifting away from the small amount of friends I have as they do more and more things without me while I blow more and more cash on vinyl records of absurd musicians that nobody else other than my small circle of friends would know or care about. I keep making attempts to better myself and talk to people but I always pussy out before carrying it out. Looks wise I'm really nothing special, about 5'11 with glasses and some face acne, kinda thin and lanky. A year or two back me and some indie chick really hit it off and were talking almost every day but i never made any move on her and now we don't even look at each other anymore. I think the most frustrating part of all of this is that even if an opportunity were right in front of me, I wouldn't even know what to do due to the lack of experience I've had beforehand. So that's about the gist of it and any basic advice would help out.
TLDR; 17 yr old beta doesn't know what to do in general
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>>16921560
self esteem issues basically. fix your mental perception of yourself and you'll be "fixed" and plugged back into the matrix.
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i was the same as you bro, then i went to a party senior year that my buddy was hosting(basically like 7ish male friends and a group of like 5 females that i have seen around at school) and got drunk and 1 of the girls LITERALLY made out with me after i refused.
TL;DR go to parties with alcohol and females, you'll get some degree of action eventually
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>>16921560
Be a man. Talk to this indie chick again, sounds like she can be a love interest and probably a better friend too. Just go up to her or call her, it shows balls like what men have.Be a man .Start while you are young 17 no experience that all good man that's when you're supposed to start getting it. You're fine. what won't be fine is a life full of "I wish I did shit while I still could"
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typical girl advice
i had an unpleasant childhood and i find it very hard to get close to people (raped at 9 dad did crack bunch of other shit i don't wanna talk about). my friend kind of forced me to get this girls number and for the first time when im talking to a girl im actually myself and not pretending to be a normal person. she is very pretty and clever and she has said a number of times about how i "remind her of herself" (no she didn't have a fucked up background and no she doesn't know about mine). ive been talking to her everyday for a month and our conversations are actually great. i make her laugh with me sick sense of humor and she loves my quirks. today she told me she isn't looking for a boyfriend. what do i do? she didn't ask to be friends or anything she just said she isn't looking for a boyfriend. ALSO IM NOT FUCKING DELUSIONAL I HAD MY (perfectly normal) FRIEND READ OUR TEXTS AND TELL HIM EVERY DETAIL OF OUR CONVERSATIONS AND HE THINKS SHIT IS GOING WELL TOO.
help please i don't have many people to ask for advice
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She's not looking for a boyfriend let it go.
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My female friend wasn't looking for a bf either, so now I'm "her guy" and the sex is still great
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>>16921549
i'm not really after sex i just want a companion. the physical intimacy is second
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Age: 22
White guy, plain looking
Experience: Retail/CS, factory, teeeeeny bit of food experience
Skills: Articulate, can write, very skilled musically(guitar/sing/songwriting)
If you were me, /adv/, where would you go for a job, and, if you'd be so kind, what do you think is the best job I could get with the above info?
If you need to know anything else just ask.
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>teeeeeny
i would kill myself desu senpai
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>>16921465
I don't blame you for reacting that way. I wasn't even thinking. I was just typing my thoughts out and I shat that little guy write into the post. I'll get back to you on the killing myself part.
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>>16921451
You're exactly me. I will bump for advice too because I'm sick of being a wage slave physical laborer. I want to get paid to use my mind.
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So my girlfriend of 9monthes admitted that she recently made out with some guy while being very drunk, however she doesn't feel bad about doing it in the slightest. For me, I'm upset at thought of her going behind my back and kissing another guy but at the same time,I don't care maybe because she was upfront about it. What are your advices, sometimes I feel like I'm just being uptight but not sure if that's just me.
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>>16921420
I advise you to leave 4chan and never return you cumsucking simpleton
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You should leave her. She's an alcoholic. You're being abused and you don't even realize it.
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>>16921428
What are you even doing here you fucking idiot?
OP the real issue is that she's not at all remorseful. It means she can make excuses/justifications for her wrongdoings. Its not just cheating but a sign of bigger issues. Reconsider your relationship maybe?
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I haven't posted to 4chan in years, but this is probably the best place to discuss this..
So I am nearly finished with my bachelors, rent with my girlfriend and commute to my University. We have been dating for three years and are very, very close, we'll almost definitely get married sometime in the future. Because of this the two of us would like to have more experience and interactions with other people, mostly romantically but also sexually. We are both very mature people, and mostly have older professional friends.
I am just sort of at a lose on how exactly to pursue this with other women. I do not really socialize with college aged women, and I do not know quite how to explain this situation to them if I were to even get to that point. I don't really know how to flirt, or make small talk with these sort of girls.
Thoughts? Advice?
Pic unrelated, I like dogs
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I'll bump a couple times, but not force it
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My husband and I had not had much experience sexually with others, so we decided to "swing" and try out being with other people. We always were in the same house as each other, and brought it up to friends when they were hanging out. (Alcohol helps, a lot) Long story short, we both ended up sleeping with two other people and having a threesome twice. In my experiences, it left us feeling dirty and just wasn't for us. Sometimes it is okay just having that intimate relationship with just your other, it is a part of being faithful and showing your loyalty to them. I guess what I am saying is make absolute sure this is what you want to do, it looks better in theory sometimes. It almost ruined my marriage. Best of luck!
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Fucking other people is a great way to introduce jealousy into a relationship
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Whats the point of all this, /adv/?
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There isn't. You have to create it yourself
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>>16921271
All that, as in wearing a Slave Leia outfit and playing Magic with you?
She's trying to seduce you, retard.
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>>16921452
Not sure if troll or just dumb as fuck.
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How the fuck do I find an internship working with metals (metallurgy)?
I don't care what it is, I just want to learn. Willing to work for free. Is walking into a forge, or going to an artisan, or someone else in the trade crazy? If it's not, how the fuck am I to strike up a conversation about this?
I have a yearning, but no experience in the field. Maybe some prerequisites would help--if so, what? All I've got is basic chem and math.
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>>16921225
college, google, VET courses
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oh shit nigga me too. i've been taking a degree at my local community college that includes metallurgy and stuff.i've worked in steel mills before as a customer rep but otherwise i'm green.
what i'm doing so far is check out local forges/steel mills if you have any. i was reading on a forge site that forging itself only employes like 45000 people across 250 shops in the fucking COUNTRY.
do you have any sort of background in this?
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You don't happen to live near SF do you?
Theres a big creativity building community around there called the crucible. Lot of burning man types who know their shit when it comes to glassblowing/welding/you name it.
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How do a kissless virgin pretend to be experienced on bed on his first sexual encounter?
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>>16921193
Don't be a lazy fat ass. Be really fucking clever. Don't hesitate.
That's my plan, you're free to share.
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>>16921193
When I was 18 I had sex for the first time and I didn't have any experience. I really just was the dominate one in the situation and she got fucked.
Point is, get out of your head when you have sex. If she's willing to fuck you, your already in
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>>16921224
I'm afraid that I might be so terrible that she wouldn't want to fuck me again. Should I practice it first with a prostitute?
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I just broke with my gf lastnight and now she's in the hospital with breathing complications....and I'm on a school trip in Minnesota and she's in New Mexico...i don't know what to do...
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Well you must have a reason you broke up with her. That reason still stands. Unless it was something like 'I'm breaking up with you because you've never been in the hospital!'
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It was because there was too much drama surrounding the relationship and school was only getting in the way it seemed....she would tell me I'm ignoring her when id be busy with class, homework, or preparing for the school trip. It would make me feel guilty for being a full time student living on campus and her being like 45 minutes away from campus.
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>>16921217
Sounds like a good reason to dump her ass. Either that or talk some sense into her, explain you have other stuff to do besides giving her attention. If she doesn't understand dump her again
Come join us!
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>>16921091
There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female—for all of you are one in Christ Jesus.
Galatians 3:28
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For this is the way God loved the world: He gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.
John 3:16
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Should I go to the doctor for an anal fissure or will it heal on its own?
>took a huge shit 4 days ago
>very painful, ripped my butthole
>all bowel movements cause bleeding
>its been 4 days
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Yes go to a doctor.
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How much is the bleeding? I normally don't because I get them decently often but they're usually pretty small.
Has the bleeding lessened at all or is it still just as bad as it was before?
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>>16921138
Bleeding has gotten worse