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>>16921504
"Two Flamers and a Candle"

>>16921504
Wicked

You're welcome

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>>16921513
Oh my.

>>16921453
Find a lodge, there's usually a free mason symbol on the door, just about every town seems to have one. I have no idea how you go about actually joining though.

I found some symbols at Oaxaca here un Mexico, un the center and in some building of goverment, but i want to chat with a mason

I am not a Mason, but as I understand things, being an atheist may be a problem. They don't much care which higher power you believe in, but they do seem to insist that you believe in one.

have him play with your clit while he's fucking you

your clitoris is part of your vagina, a clitoral orgasm is a vaginal orgasm

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>>16921423
Please deposit two boobs in order to start the /adv/ process

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>>16921440
now give me advice

Real life. Nothing compares to falling for a woman naturally. Dating sites are for thirsty manlet betas and woman who love being fawned over

>>16921184
They suck senpai I'm gonna call up my buddies from highschool before I went crazy and dissappeared and see if they want to hang out.

I'll network my way into some fine grade a qt the old fashioned way.

>>16921219
Then where do I go to meet qts

My beta fish is acting depressed....clean water, plenty of food.....what can I do to help him kick his mood?

Me and my gf are in a LDR, the last time I texted her was 3 months ago, I felt like she didn't really want to talk to me then. Now I miss her as fuck and want to text her again but I'm afraid I am selling myself cheap and getting desperate, would she think that?

>>16921122
How do you do African American kids hair?

I work in a school, we have a child in foster care, and the foster care people are idiots that don't take care of it. It started falling out, so they shaved this poor girl's head. It's growing back now, but it's dry and starting to kink and eventually will fall out again.

The dad finally got some of his rights back, and is so hurt that her head was shaved from negligence. The school and group home got into an argument over this, and he allowed me to do her hair.

I understand the point of moisturizing, I just don't exactly know how to do a 5 year old black girl's hair.

>>16920967
>I don't want to be attracted to women anymore, they're all sluts.

That's dumb.

Dude, I'm the same way with men. I love the dick but the guys i'm attracted to are always trouble. I have prayed to the Lord to make me a Lesbian but it doesn't work that way.

I know plenty of women who aren't promiscuous. I doubt I'd want to date any who were, either.

>not that I'm dating right now anyway

no where save your dignity and money by not spending it on a tattoo


tattoos are for coal burners and vapebros

>>16920926
Dear God no, OP. Don't do that. Please.

I don't think it will translate well into a tattoo design. Maybe chest or back. I don't know, I don't think it will be visually pleasing as a tattoo.

Stop before you get caught. You don't want a criminal record later down the road.

>>16920708
Keep doing it.
I work at a botique and I love seeing assholes like you get taken down.
The security guard tackled a chick to the floor the other day and dragged her off wailing it was awesome.

If you don't want to eventually get your ass served to you on a silver platter, then just control your fucking actions. Is it really worth going to jail over? Seriously? Just think about the worst case scenario every time you're about to take something. Is that urban decay palette really worth going to jail over? Putting a permanent stain on your record to where you'll never get a job?
Is it really worth it? Find another way to get a rush or reevaluate your sad existence if stealing from stores is what gets you excited

>>16920708
I do the same thing anon.

I go after expensive cheeses, I don't morally have a problem with it because I steal from chain stores.

I look up the revenue for the supermarket chain and it's fucking 43 Billion dollars a year, if anything they're making a profit off of both wealthy and poor people. There is no concession for homeless or poor people, so fuck them.

Just don't steal from independent stores or anything that will damage someone.


Would you like to share tips? I bring a razor blade into the stores so I can slice open things like headphones, yugioh, magic cards, USBs chargers and soforth.


Life is too mundane for me, I'm not going to stop, but I can tell you I've probably stolen $10k worth of merch over my years.

Wow, you really needed to actually experience sucking a guy's cock to realize that that's gay? You sure were in denial in an extreme way.

But that's not a problem. The problem is, that you think it's a problem. Did it feel good for you? Then it's fine.

>>16920657
I have been laughing for a full two minutes.

>>16920657

Oh god senpai. The one thing that keeps me from hunting trannies is that I wouldn't take it in the ass, and I'm not sucking a dick. I'll jack a bitch off and play with those balls and make out with them, but nah.

And I know that would be selfish and demeaning for me to do, so I avoid it.

You're gay lol.

>>16920539
Same reason everyone is on here. They are bored and can't get laid.

>>16920539
Is it the Anon thing?
Since we might meet cool people every 1 out of a 100000 we keep coming back on to find them even though we no there is not point in doing it?

Is it because we don't want people to know who we are?

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>>16920539
To fill in the social void. But also to learn about history, post memes, and read spooky stories on /x/.

>>16920499

some do, some don't.

>>16920499
Yes retard they do, that's how you were born.

>>16920499
They like the status a man can bring them and the physical things he can buy. They also absolutely love the idea of "taming" a wild man. Moreso the idea of a man plus the physical things that further her own social image

Tell him to wash his cock, also get tested you probably caught something.

I don't honestly know a shit ton about female symptoms of STDs, but you may want to be checked out, just saying.

>>16920437
It's most likely an STI.

Is it usually with people over?

>>16920366
waaaa?

I'm talking about three different 'gf's' unrelated in the timeframe.

>>16920370
Right.

>Her friends are over and she's feeling confident.
But is it typically when her friends are over? Because that's a way for them to show off.

>>16920049
Kahn Academy

>>16920049
Literally anything you can find on youtube. But go to your teacher or prof's office hours and hire a private tutor if the free internet shit doesn't help.

>>16920049
>>16920125
Let me add:

I work as a math tutor. Tell me something you struggle with in Calculus I. I just want to see what you're having issues with. Please give me a specific example. Who knows: maybe we'll hit it off great and I can be your tutor.

>>16920048
It sounds like she doesn't want to handle the hardship that inevitably comes with relationships. If she cared about you, and the fact that your father just died, she would try to be supportive. Instead, because she's incredibly selfish, she dropped you because you were raining on her parade. She never genuinely cared about you, only what you did for her.

>Should I try to be with her again in 6 months or a year or something?
Why? So that she can leave you again the next time your relationship is inconvenient? What's going to happen if you have a kid together and she decides to take off?

>>16920073
>Why?
it's just that our first year together (before my dad got sick) was literally perfect. She was really in love with me and everything was going perfectly, she'd look up to me and think I was much better than the other people she knew, and she was really pretty and cute as fuck. She would enjoy living with me when I was doing my internship abroad during the summer holidays, and we were just happy with only each other... best moments of my life. I just wish it could go back to this, because honestly I don't even want to be with someone else than her, thinking how good it was.
I just feel like my relationship fell to shit because my dad got cancer, sometimes I feel like it's his fault even though it really isn't

>>16920129
>she'd look up to me and think I was much better than the other people she knew
I don't mean to knock you down, but if she was constantly comparing you in that way (building you up), she was probably cheating on you. It's a pretty common thing for cheaters to do.

>I just feel like my relationship fell to shit because my dad got cancer, sometimes I feel like it's his fault even though it really isn't
If it wasn't him, it would be something else. Instead of blaming him for something out of control, blame her for being stone cold and not giving a shit.