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>>16923744
Do you have tits?

>>16923748
do females even browse 4chan?

>>16923744

the most efficient way is to just do camming. one or two sessions a month could cover your 100 dollars.

the less sexual way to do it is to fill out online surveys. there are a few its tedious but guaranteed.

if you are creative enough (pro-tip, asking how to make online money proves you wont have the drive for this) is to use adsense to your advantage. make a website people visit for whatever reason.

>>16923701
Focus on life.
Women aren't life.
Sex isn't life.

>>16923701
>that op post

you know traps come with more drama and mental issues than regular women, right?

>>16923701

go gay.

>BUT ANON THATS DEGENERATE AND/OR ANOTHER REASON

then just dont date.

I'm looking at gloucestershire UK and I know literally nothing about Europe, but look at all those highways and neighboring townships.
You have no excuse.
Spend 8 hours a day doing a mix of applying online, and more specifically finding what is around. Apply in person cause you might be able to get an interview on the spot or can ask when you can interview and show up later again.
If you see a help wanted sign and get an interview your chances are very high. I've done it before and got hired with out even preparing for an interview, but after being asked questions about availability and where i live etc I asked the questions I needed to ask to make sure I can do the job and I still have the same job.

>Spend more time on searching
>expand your search
>leave the house to discover real job possibilities
>ask questions to reassure your boss you understand whats going on
>always give great confidence to getting the job and giving it a try for a long while before its decided its not for you no matter what job
>you will like what you know

You are still young. This is the time you should be working your hardest so it pays off for the rest of your long life.

Work only sucks as much as you want it to. You can get used to it, it gets a bit fun when you start to feel free.
I work 2 part time jobs btw, would prefer full time for sure.

>>16923688
go to the job centre. they will get you doing something, it will probably be shit but at least it shows you are willing to your gf.

>>16923688
Fuck theres one more thing
Why cant you drive?
work on that, it will be super valuable.
Alternatively you can take a bus or train im sure?

One more thing, even while youre working, like I said you are a young, you can even go to school or do extra activities like private music lessons, art classes etc some stuff costs money some is free

I dont know anything about UK in regards to alcohol but in US i had to get certified to be a bartender. I took the course $500 over two weeks, but I never did get a job in it. Still it was a valuable experience and I can apply for bar tending jobs if i want to now.

>>16923648
shine gajin

>>16923659
sorry i don't speak chinese

>>16923648

you look kinda cute. hard to tell with the hat and your cocksucker getting ready for a black one.

but you look cute. maybe post a real photo without your mouth looking like a horse dildo just fell out it.

so my only recommendation would be to put yourself in as many social situations as possible. when you see target, approach, but dont attack. its an interesting new world when you wait and see if you actually like a girl before legitimately flirting with her.

but being in as many public situations as you can is perhaps the best way to do this. anything else becomes like you at a club, someone single and desperate.

>BUT ANON SOCIALIZING IS FOR NORMIES

go to meetup.com and go to any interest group that is remotely interesting. even if its not your favorite cup of tea, go. you will indulge an 'almost interest' and meet lots of people. talk to dudes. talk to girls. talk to ugly girls. talk to everyone. the more social you are, the less desperate you are. you get that companionship you need, and when a dateable woman comes along you dont exude that 'PLS RESPOND' vibe. you look like someone owrth dating.

and dont argue that there arent any relative meetups near you. i found a geek meetup for a guy in fucking bumfucked isreal (literally israel) so just go on and start clicking

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>>16923636
> I sincerely love her and I want to marry her

>>16923643
Lol, honestly she would be perfect if this wasn't an issue.

Problem is that if she's over 20, she probably won't change. If you really love her, have her go for therapy because a relationship can't last with someone like that.

Depending on the charge, many places are fine with it as long as you disclose it. That said, I'm pretty sure you'll have a super hard time getting a job in the government if that's what you're aiming for

>>16924117

nah, I don't have much interest in the government. It is certainly a possible career path given my education (history/economics/political science) but I am more interested in either academia or non-government think tanks and things like that ......

but I will be certainly disclosing it when that day comes. thank you for your response, it provides me some reassurance.

I know there are some more fellow idiots with criminal records and college degrees on this board, let's gooooooooo

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please respond

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence.

If youre really worried, post on /r/legaladvice or something and make sure youre legally immune to a surprise eviction.

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>>16923564
>Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by incompetence.
How does this apply?
>If youre really worried, post on /r/legaladvice or something and make sure youre legally immune to a surprise eviction.
I'm not worried about getting evicted, my landlords are too nice for that. I'm trying to figure out if they're anonymously hinting that I should leave.

>>16923508
Maybe you're not gay just because you like gay porn.

It's called Grindr.

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>>16923568

I'm pretty sure I am gay. Sometimes at night I spend a lot of time thinking about how nice it would be to have a bf to cuddle with and stuff.

I think I just lack the selfconfidence to do anything about it.

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>>16923487

you ask the question knowing that no one has a solid answer. so im going to refer you to existentialism, which is varied, but here's what i took from it so far.

Life is inherently meaningless. AS such, the universe is not hostile, it is only indifferent. The only things we really have in life are choice. It may not always be a good choice, but we have choice. as such the only thing meaning can be atributed to is our choices, and when we act as if we have no choices, we stop people human and simply becomes tools that a 'god' uses to carry out his intricate boring plan.

dont be a tool.

>>16923487
To drop your man matter deep in her baby bakery.

She's fucking someone else.

>>16923435
nah shes not i know shes not. we spend pretty much every second of the day together. Im certain its not this.

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>>16923434

You're such a normee OP.

Get off my board REEEEEEE.

are you really gonna believe it if she says "no" anyways? I sure wouldn't

but then again I'm not desperate so

>>16923426
much this. there's no point asking.

but then again girls in stripclubs don't give blowjobs so don't worry.

>>16923543
The one I'm going to does. My friends got some

>>16923406
DO a functional resume and contact a placement agency

hey buddy im 25 and have no experiance what so ever, we are twin souls in this regard. I want you to find a job, I hope someone can help you somehow. Everybody tellsme jobs are about connections so if you have any friends or family that you are at least on speaking terms with then ask them if they could help you get a job, they may have a connection. I hope you get a job asap im really cheering for you bud.

Just fucking lie. Maybe teach yourself some shit like excel to put on your resume too

>>16923307
Go by tax code. If it can be written off on taxes in your state, it's a business expense. It gets murky on travel for gigs but you certainly have an argument.

More importantly is what was agreed upon. You can't slap on an extra expense even if it is business related if the manager never agreed to pay it.

If you didn't pay for the food, you can't ask for reimbursement.

If someone else paid for it, they need to expense whatever company they work for. Why the fuck do you think it's OK for you to get a free meal AND get paid to eat it? Are you retarded?

And yes, this is coming from someone who does these kinds of transaction reports for upper level executives. Everything comes from their credit card, so it's reimbursable to them. If someone else covers a dinner, then it's the other parties responsibility to ask for reimbursement. They aren't part of your company or part of the contract.

For the Uber, you need to split off your portion, and you are reimbursed for that alone. The client is not a fucking charity, and you have no right to request reimbursement for your "altruistic" actions.

>>16923324

The thing about "what was agreed upon" with this particular manager is that he weasels his way into an "agreement" that is bullshit from the start. I've been on this exact trip before, and all expenses were paid - there was a driver provided and accommodations were booked for me. He only made clear two days ahead of time that there would not be a driver. I asked my friend - the "leader" of the band, the one who's business is actually paying me - about charging for the taxis this time and he said it wouldn't be a problem. Problem is, he and the manager don't communicate very well and the manager is a tight ass.

>>16923328

The guy that bought dinner is the co-owner of the record label that flew me out to play the show. There was no per diem provided, so no one is "paying me to eat". They said only the rehearsals and performance would be paid for on this trip, but it is complete nonsense to fly someone in for a gig and then expect them to pay out of pocket for taxis when they're necessary to the business trip.

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found them few minutes ago

>1. You have an obligation to the world
What? I don't owe nothing to nobody. Is this the only way to be succesful? Some succesful people were total dicks to the rest of the world as far as I know.

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and i'd like more

>>16923211
....
>I break up with her
>I feel better in a strange way
>I return to America but we still talk almost everyday
>We start talking about hotter stuff
>She starts sending me pics of her body (not nudes)
>muh dick
>Start thinking that it was a bad idea to break up with her before doing something lewd
>Start making plans with her for the day I go back to home country
>She reminds me of the promise we made
>I think I really want to marry her
>A year and a half have passed and I'm about to finish college
>Got a great job offer, very well paid
>I accept
>Decided to stay in America
>Told her that I wasn't going to be back, that she needs to continue her life without me
>She understands my reasons
>Several months later she tells me she got a new boyfriend
>I'mgonnakillthatfaggot.jpg
>It's cool, at least I have videogames and money
>End of December 2015
>I finally fucking graduated
>Suddenly start thinking about my life
>Realize how painful is to be lonely
>Start quietly crying in my bedroom
>Fuck this shit I need to go back to home country
>Politely rejected that job offer and buy a plane ticket for December 31st
>Have a great new year's party with my friends
>Two days later she calls me
>Tells me she is no longer dating that faggot, that she wants to see me
>hype
>However she's in vacations in someplace else
>fuck my life
>She tells me she would be back in mid January
>Shit happens and she couldn't come that day
>Tells me she would be back January 30th
>Once again she doesn't come that day
>Tells me she would be back mid February, this time for sure because she has to start classes
>2 days before February 14th she literally disappears.
>I don't know what the hell happened
>Tried to call her a thousand times but it always directed me to voicemail
>a week later I tried to call her from a different phone.
>Oh, she blocked my fucking number
>DEPRESSION

>>16923211
Try getting in touch with her older sister.

>>16923291
Move on. It sounds hard but its so much easier than everyone on this board makes it out to be. I was in your shoes as well. Met her at 17 when she was 14.When I turned 22 she turned 18 and immediately hit me up for the D but I've been with my gf or the years so we just hung out. She moved on after a few weeks and got a bf. I'm sure you can do the same.