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>>16923171
its ok anon if it werent for people like you failing others wouldnt get to succeed

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>>16923175

Help you what? There isn't a lot you can do.

>>16923141
And your question is. . . . ?

>>16923257
Ah... what do I do when I'm out of weed?

>>16923759

rehab

>>16923130

2/2
>cry with anger & humiliation
>but also have something of a masochistic streak, and become kind of obsessed with the guy who'd raped me
>always stare at him when I see him in the halls, and in the one class we have together
>his friends (not the ones involved in the rape) notice
>becomes kind of a running joke among them that I have a "crush" on him (teasing him about going to the prom with me and stuff like that)
>he seems half amused, half bemused
>be alone in the toilets with him a few months later
>take urinal right next to his
>when he's finished pissing, he goesinto a stall (leaving the door open), sits down and takes out his dick again
>just look at him
>he says "Well?"
>hate myself for doing so, but go in, close door behind us, kneel down & start sucking his dick
>after a while he shoots in my mouth and tells me to eat his cum, which I do
>afterwards he's still semi-erect, and makes he stroke him fully hard again
>tells me to sit down on his dick and ride him to orgasm
>but first makes me take off one of my socks and put it over my dick as a "shield"
>as I ride him I don't exactly kiss him, but put my closed lips against his closed lips
>also suck on his fingers
>cum in my sock as he cums in my ass
>get off him
>he says "Man, you're such a slut" and leaves

I still regularly jerk off to it all now (many years later) - but I feel like I let myself down by having sex with him willingly, and am letting myself down further by masturbating to these experiences now...

its ok to fap to whatever.
kinda useless thread but ty for the amusing story.

Lame pasta.

3/10 "good girl" part ruined my boner.

>>16923099
Anon, what's wrong with your face?
I don't know many people who are really hideous.
Fix haircut, facial hair, glasses if you have them, and clothes.

>>16923102
Well, It has a very redish tint, acne scars, my nose shape and I look like I'm 12.

>>16923104
There are many skincare products that help reduce the redness and the scars, ask a dermatologist if there's something you can do to improve your skin.

Can you grow a beard? Maybe it will help you look older.
And baby face isn't THAT bad, I like guys with a bit of baby face.

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Just stopping jacking off to traps.

>>16923060
I've tried but I can't do it, I'm hooked.

I was Jerking off 3 to 4 times a day for years before I slowly started getting into traps. First I would just lurk the threads, and when I fapped to them at first I fantasized about fucking one not being one.

>>16923045
There are men and there are women. You're a man, you fap to men, thus you are a fag.

No shame about it.

The chances are decent, but moist sexual transmitted things take a while to show up. A few days likely isn't enough time. A doctor can tell you all the risks if you explain your situation.

>>16923007
It's too late to be worrying about now. It's completely out of your hands.
Just wait for your test, wait for the results and get retested in 6mo or so. No one here can say for sure whether you've contracted anything or the likelihood, don't stress yourself out unless you've got positive results in your lap.

He said he was clean but you know how niggers lie

Bump the pic in the OP is my mom dressed as an allahu akbar, she's not actually one of those exploding ladies

>>16922993 he sounds afraid of you. Does he have more resources than you? Hes shuting you down m8

>>16923013
Dude I know another person who can help me record, I'm not afraid of him "destroying" me since I didn't get into this to fight over bullshit

He's been doing hip hop for 5 years and doesn't do much still around 20-50 plays per video

I have around a thousand plays I started a couple months ago and I'm getting praised

wtf do I have to be scared off?

Just think about something else. I mean we all fantasize about ppl we know even grills you just have to get her out of you dick/head

>Everytime I fap, I think of her
>I've moved on

No, you've not. Spend more time with people, get to know other people, get to know girls, etc, etc. Keep yourself occupied. Fapping is not going to help that.

>>16922992
Good point, I'll start putting an effort in meeting new girls at school.

>>16922955
> what do?

Go back and pass out those resumés?

>>16922959
they closed up

I sat in a café next to the convention for 1,5hours just trying to muster up the courage to go back and actually fucking do something, I left when it was over

Go to Dr and explain
Get anxiolytics
Become an God


Serious tho, xanax turned me from a spaghetti spilling sperg into a cassanova. I used to sweat at school if any attention was on me. So bad I had to leave class. Now I give speeches and many people say I'm the best at them.

Go to a GP you fucking moron. And yes, it's probably cancer.

>>16922908
yeah that's cause for concern. not ER, but i'd setup an appointment or go to urgent care.

>>16922928
If that's cancer, do you have a general idea of how fucked I am and how ugly I'll be post-op? I know the general 80-35% survival statistics depending on stage, but I'd like some insight into whether or not part of the bone would be scraped off/removed, will I lose my front teeth, is there reconstruction avaiable, etc.
Thanks, man.

Upon further examination, the edges of it are indented compared to the rest of the gum and it raises to a peak at about the same level as the normal gingival tissue.

either some deep psychological trauma or some freudian shit, or it was about scoring, not maintaining.

>>16922904
Maybe this? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_hedonism

As for how to cope with it or "fix" it: you could give us more examples of when pursuing something you desire felt better than getting it.

It's something common today, with electronics and other things on the market: you LOVE/WANT what you don't have, so marketing will try its best to convince you you either need or want what they're selling. Once you go out of your way to get it, you realize it was all hype and the thing loses its impact. It's thrown into the chest of "things I once wanted but have since been forgotten", giving company to now called retro videogames, cellphones, some clothes, etc.

Sounds like something I experience as well. I'm so used to "not getting" I have no idea how to handle it if I succeed. If I'm chasing a girl, it feels like mission accimplished once I know she's into me. If she's REALLY into me, I get spooked for some reason.

>>16922878
cant really be solved, your personality is ruined, once the easy stuff ends and you havent done anything you'll start to head down the road of failure

Realise that you can have anything you want in the world as long as you take steps towards getting it. One step at a time. Start planning.

>>16922878
I feel you, OP. We were not exactly rich, but I never really felt the need to go out of my way to do things.
Always worked hard on my classes for no real reason and when I thought about it, I realized I had no real ambitions.
I never planned for the future, or sought out oportunities because I never felt the need to. My parents always planned everything for me.
Now my parents and my acquaintances are starting to ask questions about my future and I can't possibly answer.
I've looked around in the net, but I'm still not sure about what I want.

The thought that my sister actually succeeded in that regard, makes me want to get a grip on my future. But I'm still figuring things out.
My heart goes out to you, OP.

>>16922852
First boyfriend, we were really young (15 me, 17 him) and we waited around a month.

With my new boyfriend, 9 months.

>>16922852
One year and three months and still haven't say it.
But we clearly love each other. It just doesn't fit our relationship to go all mushy and "love you darling"

>>16922852
I said it once after 2 months and she didnt say it back, then she broke up with me

"Breakup with your boyfriend. Tonight."

I've done this a couple times. Depends if she actually likes you enough to do it. Probably doesn't. Don't be cheater scum.

>>16922815
If she wants you bad enough guilt is not a problem up front. She may feel it afterwards. Just keep up the attention and as long as she keeps accepting. Don't mention her bf ever and divert should she bring him up and never suggest you should be her bf. You want to fuck her and get out and if she knows she could get away with cheating it makes it easier.

>>16922820
Then she'll e expect something something from me that just fucking

>>16922837
Thanks for the advice. I tend to mention him a lot and she's been airing out her grievances about him to me. I'll be sure to change the subject to something about me and her

>>16922812
threaten suicide they have to say yes

>>16922812
take what you have currently and open up a new copy of it, google how to corrupt a word document/google doc/whatever word processor you're using and do that, turn in the corrupted file tomorrow, finish your copy, when teach gets to grading yours OH NOES CORRUPTED! good thing you happen to have a copy. bonus points: send in the corrupted file and procrastinate until your teacher tells you your files fucked and then tell her you don't have another copy, hope she gives you a few additional days.

>>16922825
Probably shouldn't write about suicide in an email, should I try to see her tomorrow morning? The school counsellor knows about me being rip so she might have mentioned it.

>>16922829
They're experimental art pieces, good idea though