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>>16924920
Don't do it mane! I believe in you.

>>16924920

Don't do it OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f3bo_6gPDg

I have a very similar thing going through my mind coincidentally

>>16924869
has there ever been a hint that she might be a lesbian?does she know you are a lesbian?

>>16924869
I'd advise you to be as straight forward with her as possible. This is a nut up or shut up type situation. You have to risk it to get the biscuit. You won't be able to come back from this in terms of your friendship. It will be forever changed.

>>16924869

http://www.charismanews.com/opinion/44535-ex-lesbian-christian-issues-powerful-response-to-criticism-challenge-to-believers

Only do one tab/hit and have a safe place to be for 8-10 hours and you'll be fine.

>>16924805
It would be at a friend's house and we would only do 1

>>16924797
Only do it if you feel you're in a safe, relaxing environment. The first time I did it, I was alone in my dorm but skyping with the bf. I had a really great time, but I almost had a bad trip because I walked to a place to get some dinner but all the people freaked me out and got me paranoid.

It's just a generic way to promote the idea of taking initiative. Taking initiative is generally a good thing since it's how we acquire experience. There is nothing meme about it.

It's literally the same as "carpe diem". We've had this saying since the dawn of man.

The big difference is some faggot can put stigma on the concept of taking unplanned initiative. Halo effect,

>>16924776
The advice is usually given as a way to try and solve psychological problems. I don't really think it stands true for many of the things people suggest it for. There are other barriers in place that prevent the efficacy of the "just do it", but I'm not entirely sure as to what they are.

>>16924727
you sure you dont have blue balls? i have gotten blue balls from masturbating too much

>>16924727
>Inb4 testicular cancer, it doesn't hurt that much, so it's definitely not that

It's not like cancer is a searing pain. It's usually a dull ache or strange sensation at first. Go to a doctor.

Excessive fapping does not typically lead to testicular pain. It can lead to pain but it is often featured in the shaft of the penis where the excessive friction is applied. The important question is where exactly the pain is located in the testicle. Is the pain global or are there certain spots that are more painful than others? You did say that it's definitely not cancer but I think this link is nonetheless relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsdD1MJXOpk
Check if you can feel any kind of painful mass or clump. It does not necessarily indicate cancer, it can mean other things.

A bit of both, varies by segment. Your voice is more female than male. What type of advice are you looking for?

>>16924706
That's a female voice.

>>16924754
i think i sound like a boy sometimes and it bothers me. how do i be more girly?

>>16924684
you stop being a vapefaggot nigger and listen to music at a respectable volume like a reasonable adult with productive goals and ambitions.

>>16924714
Patrician mode: listen to AM talk radio.

>>16924714

even at a respectable volume it still rattles, which is why i wanna get it fixed

wear a funny hat, put googly eyes on the gun, play a funny song, make a knock knock joke before pulling the trigger

>>16924580
The reason it's scary, OP, is that you don't want to die.

Talk to us. Maybe we can help you find a solution you can live with.

By not doing it

That's rough. If nobody answers I'll try to come back, but I have to leave soon.

Keep holding it down though. Life sucks, but some of us out here are right there with you on the "fuck my life" train, so at least you aren't alone there in the shit.

>>16924597

BTW, can you just retake the test? I mean, as far as tangible goals go, you can at least try that? I know you're probably looking at something like having to wait a semester though, since that is how these things usually go.

>I have made so many plans since high school to try to improve my life (and my fiance's)
kill yourself

>It took me 5 years to get an associates degree because I hate school and struggle with depression and anxiety.
You and like 60% of associate degree holders. You're well within the 6 year completion for 2 year degree statistic. No need to justify your failure.

>I honestly don't want to go back and get another degree,
then don't. contrary to popular belief you can't just throw money at something and expect it to be fixed. get your life in order.

>I don't know what I want to do with my life. Nothing has ever really stuck out to me as the thing I was meant to do. My life feels so hopeless. My fiance is always in debt and has owed me money on a constant basis for years. I paid for him to go to real estate classes and he just found out today that he failed the state exam
You aren't mean to do anything. Most people(and I say this anecdotally) will land wherever they are at because they had family close to that field or it was convenient for them to work there due to location. Very few get to "explore".

>blah blah blah What the fuck do I do from here?
Dump your bae. He's holding you back. Or don't, and let him drag you down.

Honestly, you sound like my cousin. I dunno what it is with you dumb bitches and you being mommies for losers. NOT EVEN A CHAD, just straight up losers. She literally fucking works to pay rent, feed, clothe and give gifts to the motherfucker. She even asked me a week ago to cosign a motherfucking new car for him. She's like 21 he's 28 and a degenerate weed smoker

Meanwhile I'm working, go to school, total square and, I like to say so myself a solid head on my shoulders, yet I can't even get the time and day from fat chicks. And yeah, I know that's exactly my problem but whatever.

it's hard for me to feel pity for you fambula, it really is.

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Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me.

- John 14:6

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There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither slave nor free, there is neither male nor female—for all of you are one in Christ Jesus.

Galatians 3:28

Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

Ezekiel 23:19-21

What exactly makes you a douchebag, hipster and a hater?

>>16924499
By firing a large caliber bullet into your brain.

>>16924511
I often foster a really critical internal state that helps me improve my creative works and understand why I dislike certain things as opposed to others. Unfortunately it makes me into a cunt in conversations.

OP, my grandfather is very stubborn and has stage 3 cancer. He's likely going to die because it's pancreatic, inoperable, and he refuses to change his diet.

You need to start reading about Alkaline diets. Cancer thrives in acidic environments, so it's important to keep your body ph basic. There are lists of acidic and alkaline foods online. Adhere to this absolutely if you want to live. You can also supplement with baking soda in water (1tbsp) 3x every day.

Start eating everything organic, and eliminate all preservatives that aren't salt or similarly natural.

Exercise is very important while you're sick. I know it's hard, and I know you feel like shit. You have to just do it. Get outside and walk for an hour a day, or go for a 20 minute jog. Anything you can do. Spend all the time outside that you can. You should be taking vitamin D-3 as well, in very high doses. D-2 doesn't absorb, and you need to take 50,000 IUD of vitamin D daily. Take multi vitamins as well, and B complex. You MUST take at least 500mg of magnesium if you're taking B vitamins.

Epsom salt baths will ease your pain some and relax the muscles.

Focus on positive things. You must meditate daily for at least an hour. Preferably in the morning. The mind is very powerful- you can heal the body with it.

>>16924552
Thank you fortunately I should make it but getting a cancer at a young age (26) it's quite frustrating. My oncologist suggested a predominantly vegetarian diet.
I will have to go through 5 cycles of chemo.
Do you know how long to get rid of an oral mucositis on average?

>>16924643
It's variable but you can do these things for it-

Sip water for mouth dryness. You can chew sugarless gum or get some scripts from your doctor for artificial saliva if dryness is an issue.
Rinse with a solution of 1/2 tsp baking soda (and/or ¼ or ½ teaspoon of table salt) in 1 cup warm water several times a day. This cleans the wounds and keeps unhealthy bacteria from developing

Dump her. She's just going to drag you down. She'll need to solve her own problems before she can be in an adult relationship.

>>16924403
Sex doesn't make a relationship, if that's all you think it is maybe you're the one that can't have an adult relationship

>>16924402
Talk to here about it and tell her it's starting to become a serious problem for you.

>>16924319

Could be you guys are about to take on a major client that is security conscious (government/bank/etc.), could be he's doing his due diligence before considering you for a higher position, could be he was just bored.

Whatever the case, no reason to freak out about it as long as you're clean.

They're onto you. Quit and cut all ties.

Maybe you're in line for a promotion?

have a near death experience.

go to the hood and ask if they support trump for president.

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why are you not being reinvigorated by v a p o r w a v e yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4x0NEkIulg

>>16924329
I already listen to vaporwave, futurefunk, and nightcore on the reg my dude.

thanks for the link though.

>>16924306
I was tempted not to respond because I can't tell if you are trolling. Giving you the benefit of the doubt though; I'd rather do it in a way that doesn't endanger my life. Thank you