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Prostitution is legal in the UK assuming you aren't soliciting services on the street and there is only one girl per property. Brothels are illegal, but going to an independent girls house is perfectly fine.


This site is legit:
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>>16934261
>how do i know if its a police sting

The police have better things to do.

>>16934261
It won't be a police sting. But it won't be the girl in the photo either.

It will be either a 50 year old ex-streetwalker or a scrawny underage drug-addled illegal immigrant.

your life

idk but I remember this podcast I listened to had an episode that discussed skit construction, pretty interesting. They fuck around talking about other shit for ages too though, so just a 'if you have a long commute and nothing to listen to, might as well' suggestion, might do better with google.
http://nerdist.com/you-made-it-weird-275-keegan-michael-key/

How did you get saddled with something like this if you don't even write comedy?

>>16934280
I usually edit, however, I have been asked to fill someone's writing position as another writer has unfortunately fallen ill

>I think
Get properly diagnosed and stop self diagnosing

OP here again. Does anyone have advice/opinions they wish to share?

Stop self diagnosing.

>>16934190
i am in the same boat yet on it (at least in my cuntry) sorry but i don't know how burgerland's payment prerequisites, good luck anon.

>>16934190
I recently got awarded disability for mental health stuff. I am in the US so I can speak about that, but idk about other countries. Where do you live?

>>16935266
I'm not OP but also in the US and I feel like I'm about to get fired from work because I've been missing so much due to anxiety. How difficult is it to be on disability for depression/anxiety? I've had it for years but there's no way to prove that since I didn't see any doctor until last year.

A cheap tablet will be more than enough for that.

>>16934185
Sure but I'd rather pay a bit more if it means a higher quality (build) and I can't stand lag which is also one of the reasons I would prefer it to be as close to stock as possible without a bunch of bloatware. I've never had a Samsung phone or tablet but from what I've heard they seem to be the worst when it comes to bloatware yet their products still sell very well...

Up to ~€500 seems reasonable.

>>16934179
500 euro is like 900 million dollars american right? Buy a tablet company. Make your own.

But, barring that, from my experience it's worthwhile to go with a name brand. I have kids and went the route of buying shit brand tablets with the same specs as name brands and they are somehow slower, buggier, and generally have all kinds of problems even though they have the same processor, ram,etc. Samsung stuff generally has smaller amounts of bloat in my experience, but again I say go namebrand.

Well this happens to myself a lot and sometimes i cant last more then a couple of minutes, due to not having any recent sexual activity. Got a gf for 1,5 years now, she doesnt seem to care and is always saying that its normal for me to cum faster then her, however its also really bothering me.
In short, my advice is to try fapping before actually having sex or smthng similar or try having sex on a regular basis, which is also helpful with this kind of stuff. Yesterday we had sex for a couple of times and the first one was really about three minutes, but after some time we did it again and it lasted for like half an hour and was really intensive, we were sweating out like after a marathonn.

Tl;dr try masturbating before sex, thinking about scary stuff while doing it (kinda helps, but ruins the mood) or try round two in a different position, most girls would sing up for it, if it wasnt enough

>>16934178
fem here, lasting longer is not necessarily better. It could be very annoying.
Did she come ? does she seem satisfied ? were her eyes watery ?

>>16934230
Guess so at round 2 atleast maybe I was too busy saying sorry to actually notice
>>16934221
I usually fap too desu. But this wasn't planned at all. I tried thinking of random shit but her bj skills too strong.

let the hate flow through you

That sounds like a scary situation, but you do need to talk to them about it.

Don't straight-up say you believe their religion is bullshit, but tell them you feel like your faith hasn't been very strong lately and that you want to know if you're being tested, or if this is something many people go through.

You don't want your beliefs to endanger yourself, fake it if you have to...then get out there once you have enough money and power to do so, leave them a letter.

report them to the fbi

>>16934160
Actually many report the opposite, a surge of energy and well-being.

There are tales, possibly fictional, of opera divas seducing their tenors just before a performance. The women go onstage full of energy and the men can barely sing.

I don't understand this drained feeling
After I cum I'm still down to keep foolin around until it gets hard enough to keep fucking

No! The opposite! For me, anyway. Having my pussy pounded releases all kinds of endorphins and I feel incredibly happy and energetic.
My husband would make fun of me because after sex he would be all sleepy and I'd jump out of bed and start doing shit lol

Wanting something bad enough.

>small daily improvements are key to long term results

Don't try to change your whole life in one day - work on changing small aspects every day

>it's why New Years resolutions don't last

>>16934157

It's not a matter of self discipline or mental focus. It's a matter of sense of purpose. You can have godlike discipline, but if you don't see a reason in doing something, then you're not going to do it.

New year's resolutions and shit like that gets on my tits because, ultimately, if you can't start now - why would you fucking bother in a week?

Honestly so many people say things like "I wish I could learn a language" or "I wish I could learn to code", but really, they don't. They just like thinking about themselves as a fluent speaker, but hate thinking about the amount of work involved.

We're in a world now where there is no evolutionary pressure at all. None. You have to survive, but since you're on the internet, I'm going to assume you fulfill that basic necessity.

The problem with everyone who keeps asking for help with discipline and 'motivation' (this word makes me feel sick) is that they ONLY like the IDEA.

If you were to TRULY focus on, for example, learning a language, you could probably learn it in a week. If you had such dedication, you'd just take a week in the fucking country, refuse to speak your native language and INSIST that all communication is done in that language.

But you won't. And you know why you won't?

Because you're a spoiled fucking pig who has no purpose or reason to live. You don't need fucking discipline - you need purpose. Read a fucking autobiography about someone inspirational.

Honestly the main period during which purpose is infused into someone seems to be between 1-20 years old. Usually because their parents or a friend showed them it.

It's hard and depressing to admit that you'll never be an Alexander the Great... Or a Genghis Khan, but it's the truth. You simply are not in the circumstances needed to allow for such growth.

If you FORCE yourself into a horrible situation where the ONLY way out is growth, then you WILL grow. It is what Sun Tsu calls 'Dead Man's Ground'.

Those kinds of people cheat forever OP.

Whatever you do, don't take her back.

Just take your time to heal, do whatever you like doing, take up hobbies and if it helps you, cry or rant anywhere to anybody... It´s okay to do so and it´s okay to have whatever feelings you do. Just be who you are.

OP here.

Not planning on taking her back. I was initially considering, but if both of us aren't able to put 100% of ourselves towards building back trust and reconciling, there's no point and it'll just cause more hurt in the long-term.

I've been doing what I like doing, ranting to plenty of people, and all the rest, and I think it's helping. But I just feel like I'm self-limiting my own capacity to actually feel the pain. I'm told that's important (and I can kind of get why), but...I guess time will let it all come out in the end. Cheers guys.

>>16934139
>Asking us to leave.

>>16934139
You are asking 4chan users for advice - they call each other "faggot" for fun and are generally the rudest, most conceited and unpleasant people around. Go join 7Cups and get a good, well rated listener if you want to discuss things with an emotionally intelligent person. Use 4chan if you want brutal honesty, tough love and to hear things you don't want to hear.

I like asking people on here for advice because they are assholes and I would rather ask an asshole for advice than a friend because most of my friends are too nice to tell me straight.

>>16934165
>I like asking people on here for advice because they are assholes and I would rather ask an asshole for advice than a friend because most of my friends are too nice to tell me straight.
The problem is that the people here are just as biased as your friends. Your friends tend to say nice things and the people here tend to say nasty things.

ump

Just do whatever your doctor recommends, anon. Fucking around with drugs can have unforeseen side-effects; hell, one time I did that and had a grand mal seizure.

>was on the max dose of Wellbutrin and Effexor at the same time
>they both lower your seizure threshold
>I discontinued them for a week due to insurance problems
>then I continued them at the full dose
>then, the seizure

>buying into the prozac jew

Save yourself the time and blow your brains out before the drugs make you.

>>16934128
you are a realist ?

first world problems gentlemen.

>>16934128
It's called being spoiled, while having a low self-esteem and virtually no confidence.

It's mostly money. Sorry to crush this for you... Just like with karting, you need to buy the cars yourself. What do you mean by "good go-kart"? Do you drive races and own your own karts?

http://jobinf1.com/2013/05/08/how-to-become-an-f1-driver/

3 seconds in google

>>16934105
>it's mostly money

explain

Wait, so you actually think this girl is serious and not just playing you?

>>16934015
i mean the conversations were cogent and she suggested we go to the show together, her idea to go to her hotel room (she said it would be safer, i understand that however because my city used to be fairly dangerous) her idea to involve her sister
idk man it just seems too good to be true

>>16934022
>it just seems too good to be true
That's because it is, you fuckwit.