How do you know if you should get something to eat or not?
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You should not eat those erasers
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>>17282465
Nah, not them.
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>>17282461
Those are erasers, not food
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There is this hot ass girl on twitter who lives near me who is always retweeting drug and sex shit and I know that she is easy.
I'm pretty good looking (avg height, fit, ears peirced) but I don't have a lot of experience texting girls, especially ones like this.
Help a brother get laid?
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>she's a drug whore
Gee, idk, take a bag of drugs?
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>>17282445
No shit. I smoke a ton of pot and have dropped acid before. I just don't know how to dm girls and a girl like this won't stick around if I fuck up
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>>17282443
tell her youre high and eating pizza. shell talk to you for days.
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I feel like a total failure. I guess I'm better off than some people, but I feel like I've missed out on a lot of opportunities in my life and have no direction. The few things I've done I think I've bombed or squandered.
I have a bachelors, but not in anything really marketable, I don't have a driver's license, and currently have 0 ideas for what I want to do or what I should be doing.
Anyone else in the same boat, or been in the same situation at some point? I keep getting depressed and I just feel like a huge fucking failure of a person.
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>>17282437
How old are you? You are not alone if you feel like you've lost your direction in life or just don't know what to do. Think about what made you go after that Bachelors'--what was the plan then? Do you remember other things that still might interest you? Can you get certified in something that you might find more fulfilling? As for your driver's license--go for obtaining that! Learning to drive is a great skill and it can help you feel more in control and able to accomplish something. Seriously, try to reconnect with your interests and let them guide you towards those opportunities! I hope that this is helpful! GL!
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>>17282437
Hahaha you reposted your thread from earlier?
In that time you could've went out and applied for a job or started an account on OKC.
You're a lost cause, a m i g o.
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>>17282875
This is the first time I've posted this.
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Your average love problem/breakup help 2016-06-22 20:10:36 Post No.17282433
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Hi /adv/
So I've been with this girl for about 3 months and it was pretty cool. It was a nice relationship,we both tried to make it work and all that. Of course it had all the goofing around(we even tried fucking but had some technical difficulties) as well as the arguments... In order for you to understand/get a better idea of why I did the following things I did I'll try and greentext it
>gf would constantly get pissed off if i did anything in my free time and not spend time with her instead
>about 2 weeks earlier,we kept arguing everyday and I grow tired of it,thinking of telling her about taking a break but postpone it from one day to another while thinking "it's ok it'll be over soon"
>the day i give in comes,i tell her i wanna take a break from the relationship
>obviously she doesn't agree
Ok now one of the main reasons I took this break is because I got a very important exam coming up and it's stressful enough for me,and having a girlfriend doesn't help it at all,especially one who gets mad over useless shit.
>during break
>she keeps snapchatting me shit
>i tell her it's a break i don't wanna talk with her
>she gets mad because i say that
>keeps sending me messages telling me why do i act like that
>i get mad and just suggest breaking up because i'm really tired of everything
>she starts defending herself and saying that she doesn't want this to be over,she can't imagine life without me
>i say ok just give me the space i need
>1 week passes
>she calls me to meet up and have some coffee
>i accept,we go
>starts talking about us,how she doesn't understand why did i wanna take a break,what's going on with me why i'm like that/this etc.
>her friends think i'm the asshole for all of this
>told me she cried way too much
>i start saying my point of view,noticed that midway thru it she was pretty close to crying so i stop and try to make her laugh and feel good
Will cont
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Later on that day she goes out with her friends for a few drinks and she gets drunk. I also got drunk with a few of my pals and at around 2 AM she keeps texting me and I called her over (yeah I knew I fucked up) and we screwed around. Morning comes and we sit in the kitchen and realised that we shouldn't have done that. Fast forward to today
>she starts snapchatting me again
>she was drinking with her friends
>tells me to not talk with her,gets angry because I don't reply to her snaps, she keeps sending me "what's up why don't you reply why are you like this" shit all over again
>just told her I'm off to sleep so she would shut up
>she's probably out crying now because Of my whole "fuck off" attitude
I know I'm a jerk,I know what the outcome will be(probably me being sad/depressed for a while) but just tell me how can I break up with her. I have no idea what to do. It's too stressful for me and I feel that I don't need a gf anymore.
Besides it's too much of a hassle for me, I always get pissed off when she likes some other boys shit on insta(there's this dude she likes everthing he posts,she even fucking told me "should I add him on snapchat?") and... I just don't know /adv/
Call me cuck,idiot w/e just help me but it's really too much for me. If anyone bothers with a reply it'll be much appreciated,if not thanks anyway
I cared about her,it was nice but I couldn't fall in love the way she did, and for that I'm really sorry.
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>>17282433
sounds like youre the only guy in her life. why dont you help her make guy friends if you care about her?
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these are way too many problems to have in a 3 month old relationship dude. Pull the band-aid off and just break up with her for real, no "let's take a break". I understand that you don't want to hurt her (a common enough problem in breakups), but really the way to do the least harm is to stop dragging the whole affair along. You'll do it, she'll cry like crazy for the next week, but if you cut off all contact (besides like the bare minimum for the sake of courtesy), she'll be over it way sooner than if you keep it going, only for the whole thing to implode into a supernova two months, 6 months, a year from now.
Currently, she feels insecure in the relationship (and probably insecure with herself, based on what I know of chicks in their late teens/early 20s), and the breaks, etc are only exasperating this, causing her to act out. If you pull the trigger and don't go back on it (that is, WHEN she tries to convince you not to break up with her, you don't listen), she'll feel *temporarily* terrible, but she'll at least know where she stands. Ultimately, that's what's best for everyone involved.
Have a court date friday for a "failure to reduce speed to avoid an accident" ticket after an accident.
The only witness to the accident was the guy I hit, it was just a fender bender no injuries/insurance already fixed everything, and the cop had told me that the other guy didn't have to go to court.
I want to plead not guilty to avoid paying the fine/court costs/supervision, but not sure how it all goes down outside of having to stay till the end and I might lose somehow.
Anyone been in a similar situation and managed to win their not guilty plea?
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>>17282432
you couldve said it didnt happen if there was no cameras or cars hit, but you cant win here. you can get it reduced if you state some personal or medical problem.
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>>17282721
why would the officer tell me I could get it dismissed then
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Plead not guilty and argue that it was reasonable to believe that reducing speed would have made the accident unavoidable.
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so I have pretty much made my mind up. After i have finished my degree, in two years time that I am going to join the French Foreign Legion. Does anyone know if this will be a decision I will regret in time to come.
I am mad into fitness so there is no worries there at the same time I am not underestimating the toughness of the legion. If there are any ex military that could give advise I'd appreciate it.
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Could you redpill me about this kinda of thing?I once heard from a friend that I can go to a Frech army,but I wanna know more,please help.
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>>17282428
Ornamental military at best. If you want to see action or actually do shit try to get into the U.N. military or some other international military.
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Not much to say. France keeps a part of its military open to foreigners, and they call it the Foreign Legion. Join up, and you can apply for citizenship after three years (or immediately if you are injured in combat, whichever comes first). You also get a new name if you want one. Their internal culture seem to be somewhat analogous to that of the US Marines, though both sides would probably gut me for saying that.
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I was testing out a new webcam on testmycam.net. I was shirtless and wasnt really thinking about it. I'm a guy, but just curious does anyone know if cam testing sites record you or even have the ability to do that? I just don't want video of me shirtless and making dumb faces floating around but I think I'm just being paranoid.
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It's doubtful that they keep any of the videos tested (What would they benefit from it? Why store who knows how many videos?). In the future though--when in doubt, reconsider doing it in the first place! GL!
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>>17282413
Only if you're a qt grill
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That's a great idea! Start a similar "test your cam" site and secretly record everything.
Hey dudes I currently have a job where I make 23 dollars an hour, have a 401k, healthcare, and dental but I also got accepted into a state college what should I do I'm only 20 but my job doesn't have much room for me to grow
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I've currently made a massive life decision by thinking about myself on my death bed. will you regret it? life is for taking risks that what im doing
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>>17282394
I think I will regret never going to college if I don't because there's a lot to experience
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>>17282387
Do you enjoy your current job? Could you see yourself doing it for 30 years? Does it give you experience or skills that you could transfer to a different job later?
ask a girl if she has a boyfriend over text without sounding like a sperg?
Also how do I indicate I am interested in her?
We knew each other in highschool and I think she may have been into me. We just recently started texting again after a year.
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>>17282345
Looks like she's into black guys.
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>>17282345
How do I*
The text got cut off sorry.
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>>17282345
instead of beating around the bush, just go for it. ask her on a date, not too serious, just lunch, and see what happens. if it doesnt come up then, you ask her on a more clearly romantic date next, dinner.
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okay /b/ros, i fucked up
me and my friends usually go to this place and burn some shit up (papers, leaves...) and this time some lady in the front house recorded us doing that shit and posted on facebook and threatened do show it to the police, our faces are clearly visble
so, what can i do?
or at least how can i remove her video from facebook?
(pic kinda related)
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>>17282314
You must be 18 to post here.
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The police usually tell you to put it out, might lecture you a bit.
Unless you live in the USA, then they shoot you from an apache helicopter.
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>>17282343
even with that video?
all they'll do is lecture me?
i live in portugal
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step 1: open google chrome
step 2: screen cap google chrome open
step 3: set to desktop background
step 4: hide desktop shortcuts
step 5: lmao when someone tries to close "google chrome"
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Kek gonna try this
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I just love when the advice for my situation is posted before I ask for it.
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Last night I was at a pary only a few blocks way from my house. I left around about 4 am I got home though the front door. I accidentally stumbled into my little sister's bedroom . I slept next to her for a bit , and I swear I didn't mean it but I started kissing her neck and I put my hands down her shorts. I was too drunk to notice she was telling me stop. I just wokeup ( 3 PM here) and shes nowhere in the house. I feel awful.
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holy shit that gif is fantastic!
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>holy shit that gif is fantastic!
pls went and stay went.
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>OP mad his cancer bait thread isn't getting serious replies
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Can someone please help me out over here?
The fact that I will sometime watch or even wintess the death of a family member, I don't even want to talk about it, makes me depressed and is fucking making me really sad
The fact taht I will sometime cease having conciousness is fucked up and also depressing
what the fuck, how can I stop thinking about this?
will it stop storming my brain every now and then? is it just summer hot or?
fuck
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I honestly don't know how atheists deal with death. I'm a Christian with very very strong doubts and these thoughts trouble me A LOT. Even if there's an afterlife I'm also often thinking about what if a close relative dies.
How can everyone else be so relaxed about everything when we don't know why we exist and what happens when we die?
I wish I had advice for you, sorry!
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>>17282268
go watch some beheading videos and desensitize yourself to death
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>>17282274
Nothing happens when you die. Whatever happens to your body and any energy or 'soul' within it, it does not include your human consciousness. You cannot experience death or what happens after it because there will be no more you to experience it.
Need legal advice here:
>be me
>have retarded failure friend
>he has a DUI, dropped out of college, no car, no place to stay
>pretty much let him live with me so he can get back into school, get him a job within walking distance
>he sets up the direct deposit for his job to hit my bank account, for whatever reason. I let him do it because he says I can keep the money, he's a server so it's $80-$100 a month
>ends up asking for the money, I give it back and say he needs to switch it over if he wants the money. This goes on for months
>at some point he gets a puppy, abuses it, neglects it, and basically forces me and our other roommate to take care of it
>I move out 2 months early because I cant stand living in literal filth
>2 of his paychecks have hit my account since then, he just called and asked for them (first time we've spoken in three weeks) and I basically say "okay. I understand the situation."
I plan to keep this considering he's stolen things like a sweater, weed, alcohol, etc. his dog has chewed up 2 pairs of shoes and shit all over my dog crate. Also because the initial agreement was that I'd keep the paychecks until he set up his own account. Is there anything he can do to get this money? Like would he have a case in small claims court
Thanks
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What country are you in? In Canada, that whole set up is illegal as it is considered money laundering. If the shoes, sweater, etc. is less than $500 I'd just give him the money and drop contact with him.
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United States
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>>17282250
>pretty much let him live with me so he can get back into school, get him a job within walking distance
Who the fuck would do that for somebody?
I know nobody would for me, and I'm not a shithead like your friend.
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So, there have been a lot of changes in my general life style in the past couple of months: new job, different work hours, college.
I guess roles in our relationship have shifted. I used to only work part time. Thus giving me more time to plan and be happy with bf. At the moment, I'm out of the house at 6am, and not returning until after 6pm.
The stress has done terrible things to my mood. And while my bf used to vent to me about work and I'd emotionally support him. I need that too now.
The issue is, my bf is not being that for me. I don't take anything out on him. I want to talk to him about my day, but he instantly becomes emotionally unavailable, even interrupts me and talks about something else.
My sex drive toward him has even lowered. Why would I have sex with him if he's not going to be there for me emotionally. I mean, that is what differentiates a boyfriend from a fuck buddy. Then he gets annoyed with my lack of enthusiasm in general, then we're left in this really awkward place of being annoyed with each other.
On it's face, I realize, of course, there is a lack of communication. I have realized that my bf is so stubborn about changing attitude. He gets upset when I am stressed. He says he doesn't want to deal with me like that. And that I need to be happy when I talk to him or he doesn't want to talk to me.
Lately, out of frustration, I have been giving him the same thing he does to me in return. I know it's not right. When he wants to vent to me, I ignore him, cut him off, etc. But that doesn't work because he literally doesn't realize that he does this to me. It does not click.
My boyfriend only listens to me when I have a total and complete meltdown over things like this. Like if I literally cry, all of a sudden this nigga is all sympathetic and wants to change.
In between, nothing. It literally has to get to such an escalated point before bf ever realizes how I am feeling and takes it seriously. What the fuck do I even do?
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Speak to him, heck write him a letter with CAPS word in them
You cant give up until you know for sure he is being a ignorant bastard for his own gain, aka you are his toy. Then decide his punishment
As for the stress.. how are you doing?
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Fuck my gf is like that too. Just complains about her whole day and then asks me how my day was while simultaneously taking out her phone to ignore me. I just stopped trying and I can already feel the relationship waning. Maybe we should both just let that happen, op. There are better people out there
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I guess I can't make any true assumptions until we talk and I guage his reaction.. Probably have to wait for the weekend, since meaningful communication during our work week just doesn't exist.
I've been crying a lot to be honest. I'm not really sad, its more frustration and feeling overwhelmed. Crying helps me release it all, let it go, especially since I haven't had anyone to really talk to about it.
>>17282332
I wish my boyfriend would just look at his phone. He bluntly cuts me off mid sentence or he will tell me he has to go if we're on the phone. He's just rude as fuck about it. If he could tell me he wasn't ready to talk about work or the day, that would be better than what he does now.
I know he's stressed too but fuck, give and take is not in his vocabulary.