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LSD STORING QUESTION
LSD STORING QUESTION
LSD STORING QUESTION


Will my L go bad if i left it inside of two zipper cases, but inside my car, mid June on Long Island NY? its about 70 degrees, and certainly warmer in a car sitting out from 430pmto630 pm. is my L fried or do you think it survived the two hours in my car?

I have other tabs that my dude said were less strong than the ones i left in mycar. they were in my room, in the dark, with no temperature changes, but my dude said the ones i left in my car, were stronger. did the ones in my car degrade enough that i should just take the ones in my room that were cool and dry, and sell the other ones that were initially stronger but were in my hot car for 2hrs?
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Store in a cooler with ice, you fucking simpleton.
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For best storage, please insert rectally until ready for consumption
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>>17284103
They are probably fine OP, maybe slightly degraded but they're not gonna be bunk if it was only 70 degrees.

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Why is it when I want to talk about how relationships are today, and how worried about how hard it is to find love today: people always reply with: "Why are you worrying about this, you need to go out and live" This has always seemed like a baseless hippy argument. It helps no one and doesnt answer the question. Please I want to counter this. How do I counter this.
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>everyone's wrong and I'm right
>still hasn't found love
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You counter it by going out and living life
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>>17284102
but it doesnt mean anything! im living right now? how can you make the argument with the assumption that im not living? Why is it taboo to be worrying about love?

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I told my brother I'd be his best man at his wedding. But if I go through with that I have to wait another 305 days to kill myself. Should I even bother? Not like its going to matter after I die.
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Don't leave him without a best man

Maybe you'll meet a hottie at the wedding, get laid, and stop being a mopey shit
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Yeah but my ex gave me genital warts so I can't do that.
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>>17284104
Sux2bu

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I'm looking to learn mandarin, but I'm not sure where to start. any suggestions?
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Eat some oranges
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I'm studying Japanese and I want to kill myself because of having to memorize kanji. But if you're a masochist then I guess you should learn it, just look up some guide online. My tip is to use Anki for memorization, much more efficient than any other method IMO.
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Sign up for a class.

I'm a 26 year old guy. My mood changes in an instant, and I go from being really pleasant to be being really irritable. Sometimes I'm at work and I'll be jokingly provoked by a coworker and literally have to ball my fist and bite my lip. It's such a ridiculous overreaction but I can't control it.
I get seriously depressed at least once a week to the point of not wanting to do anything but get in my car and get lost driving.
I don't think I'm suicidal, but I fantasize about it a little. Sometimes when I'm driving on the freeway I'll mash the gas pedal and close my eyes briefly.

Either I'm a little bitch or there's some chemical imbalance or somrthing. Pretty sure there's something wrong with me in any case. I've been this way for the last few years and I'm becoming a bigger loner day by day. Pushed a lot of friends and family away and its down to just one friend and my brother. Need some advice.

Also, I miss breaking bad...
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GO NOW, SEE DOCTOR
FIX SHIT
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>>17284040
That's called being an adult male.

Consider yourself lucky.
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>>17284053
Probably the only sensible answer you're gonna find here. Go!

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With all this emphasis on being "rock hard", is that really what feels best for you?

Do you like softer or harder erections?

With all these floppy dildos out there it's really making me question what feels better in the vag or ass.
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In 4 responses

I'm a rock hard not much flex guy
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>>17283982
>>17283997
I want you to go outside, take a walk, relax, wait until you're +18, and then remake this thread then (if you even want to at that point).

The thread is all over the place, it's summer, and you're a faggot.
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>>17284009
Seconded.

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>On tinder
>Ask "What are you looking for on here?"
>She replies "Honestly just talking to people, what about you?"
How do I get the succ here? I need a good reply
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>>17283916
She's literally being honest.

Tinder is a fucking attention succ for girls.
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"Yeah, well then I've got somebody you can talk to.... How about you talk to JOHN CENA! So say hello and goodbye to anyone standing in John Cena’s way when he takes on six men in a steel cage “chutes and ladders” match at WWE Super Slam. Order now and save $10 with the low, low price of just $49.99!"

It's fool proof.
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>>17283916

You want to actually meet girls?

Delete that app from your phone and go outside.

I'm a very slim, small figured man and my girlfriend that I just started dating is a very athletic women with a thick body. I don't feel insecure in my masculinity in regards to my personality, but I'm beginning to feel slightly self conscious about my capacity as man to make her feel feminine in our relationship, because she's honestly much stronger than I am. I really like her, and I don't want my insecurities to ruin our relationship. I'm not anxious or freaking out about this or anything, I just don't want my girlfriend to think less of me as a man, you know?

I haven't told a soul about this outside of this anonymous post. What can I do about this emotional dilemma?
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>>17283893
Work out if you dont feel big enough? You can always express an interest in lifting and chances are she'll appreciate any efforts to improve yourself.
She probably doesnt care too much if she's dating you and might even enjoy the fact that you're smaller than her if that's her thing.
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>>17283893
GET RIPPED SCRUB
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This has been every relationship in my life.

The key is confidence in decision making when it is clear that she expects you to be making the decision. This is especially true in sexual situations. She needs to feel as if you are in charge, even if you actually aren't.

Furthermore, do not put up with bullshit.

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What's one major thing you've done in the past year to improve your life /adv/?
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I actually started studying.
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Got a higher paying job (20% increase in salary) doing the same thing at a place close to home.
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>>17283873
This isn't /b/ or facebook.

If you need help just ask.

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/adv/, I'm in a bad situation right now. I can't fix it. To paraphrase, I've fallen in love and I hate myself and my surroundings. I've decided that if by the start of the fall semester that if things aren't going well, I'm going to attempt to leave the country and leave everything behind, nearly without a goodbye. There are, of course, people who will miss me. But I need to escape. If I do not now, I know that the rest of my life will be spent in mental agony. If for any reason my escape doesn't work out, suicide is my plan B. Please do not try to persuade me out of my decision.

What would be a good place to go? I only speak English and very minimal Spanish, just enough to get around. I need somewhere I can study abroad. If I can do this, I can secure my stay. I am not particularly intelligent and not very knowledgeable, but I've got a good head on my shoulders and can really figure things out if I put my mind to it.

Thank you in advance.
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>>17283853
So - you are saying you want to leave the country with the person you fell in love with?

- the person you fell in love with will give you mental agony?

Maybe leaving the country is a big step - unless you live in a small country.

Unless you mean "escape" like you are trapped somewhere and are basically a prisoner?

But if out of the country is what you want, start with English speaking countries with student programs - UK, USA, Australia. If you are brave enough to totally start fresh, you can do anything.
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>>17283889
I cannot be with the person I've fallen in love with. Because of this, I am in agony. She is leaving for a long time in September and I'll likely never see her again. I need to forget all about her and there is no way I can do this without an incredible change.

I suppose that when I say "If things don't get better", I really just mean "If I can't find a reason to stay". I know that things cannot get better between this girl and me.

I live in the United States of America and I am confident that I can leave. I have the money. I also believe that I am capable of turning my anger and heartache into powerful drive and motivation when I leave and get a new start somewhere far away where everything is different.

By escape, I just mean escape my current situation as a boring, lost white 20 year old in the suburbs of California.

I only just considered it, but joining the military is also an option. This has the added benefit of possible death as well, so I'll go a hero and I'll be able to rest.
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>>17283904
I think you equating your love for this girl to leaving the country is a big stretch.

I agree that you might have to forget about her, but it doesn't have to include killing yourself.

"Falling in Love" isn't a one time thing - You can have an incredible weekend with someone and form a connection, and never see them again, or date women over a few years at a time and be in love with them as well. Right now she was "The One" to you, but there are new "The One's" out there. Dating sites and chat are all out there to give it a try.

Half the planet are women, and most of the single ones are waiting for a man to chat with, so give it a shot.

Love and women and dating can be fun! The feelings for her will fade over time, especially with a new woman to talk to, and get to know, and maybe care about, and love forever

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Okay so I met a girl back in January on OKCupid, I didn't really like her all that much and didn't talk to her again but we kept each others Snapchats, I met a girl that I had a brief fling with but we ended last month. There's a girl that I'm talking to at the moment but she won't be back in the UK until mid July.

I got drunk and messaged this girl last night on snapchat and basically we kinda agreed to meet up, she wants a relationship but my only intention is to fuck her if we meet up. Should I meet up with her? Or is that way too scummy, because I'm unsure at this point.
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>>17283824
Be upfront and tell her you don't want a relationship or just do the normal thing and bang her then tell her you're not down for a relationship.... wear a rubber.... bring your own I mean
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>>17283828

I mean of course I'll wear a rubber. I'm not silly.
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>>17283824
>Do I fuck this girl?

What kind of gay ass question is that?

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Is there really no way to make your dick bigger? I know pills don't work, but what about traction devices/dick pullers? (Andropenis) I heard that there was a surgery that makes it about an inch or two longer, but people say that it is a bad idea and has a lot of unsatisfied customers.

I'm not expecting to get a 10 inch dong. Maybe 2 inches longer and I would be happy with it.
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Two extra inches?

Glue a salami to the end


No you dimwitted fuck, you can't. It's a scam, is always been a scam, get good at fucking instead
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>>17283804
I am interested in this as well.
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>>17284029
Come on I'm sure that if they can make a dick out of a set of lady bits, they can grow an existing dick somehow.

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My ex-gf is hot (IMO) but she is not sweet.
Recently she emailed me to say she regrets not being a better gf.

I can't decide what to do about this.
I should avoid her based on her past flakiness.
But she is so hot that it is hard to think straight around her.
Even as she apologized I'm not sure I believe her.
The thing with her is that her stories never seem true.

I'm torn about how to proceed:
1. Walk way from someone really beautiful (on the outside).
2. Or give her another chance until I catch her in a lie so clear that I walk away knowing that she is worth the headache (again).

Have you encounter this? What did you do?
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>>17283794
You have to figure out if you can handle the emotions of just having sex without getting too attached

If you can, then give her another shot like you said, and bail if she acts up.

But if you are contemplating not taking her back for your standards you have set, then you are a true man of principal, and hopefully you will find who you are looking for.

But most men can't walk away from a stunner
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Hot for fucking sweet for loving.
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>>17284495
this pretty much, there are pretty hot and extremely sexy girls out there. But they are far from relationship material.

It's called sweet spot for a reason, not swede spot. A sweet girl doesnt give you hell but support, she doesnt get less attractive with age but will come to be sweeter and sweeter to you and in the end at 50 do you think girl A or B will look any different? But you know what is going to be different...

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getting over sluuts?


girl flaked on me. flaked hard
like didnt come up with excuse until 2 hours after said time and it was bullshit.
i told her "no worries"
sorta had a crush on her
sorta realizing shes actually a peice of shit and just had a crush on the "idea" of her.
would it be bad to just block her on snapchat so i dont have to think any more about her?
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Naw, man, it's best if you do nothing at all.
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>>17283695
>would it be bad to just block her on snapchat so i dont have to think any more about her?

Send dick pic first, if no positive results then block.
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>>17283702
welp half the reason why it turns out shes a peice of shit is my good freind showed me her facebook profile which consist nothing of buzzfeed articles huffpo women feminist crazy rape culture shit.....
dont wanna risk charges>>17283701
you might be right
i doubt it will happen but if she reintiantes? how do i tell her i want nothing to do with her without being childish and ignoring?>

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Is it okay for me to post a picture of me in a bikini standing on a beach to my social media?

I have a very closed page with only my closest friends but I still feel kind of bad about me just putting myself out there. I asked my boyfriend about it and he said that it was okay and that I looked good and I agree, but I feel like he's the only person who should be seeing the picture, since I'm only in a bikini.
I'm scared of him losing respect for me in the long run, or that he's going to think that I'm ions of those girls, but I don't know what I feel like. Honestly its not a big deal just want to hear what you guys think
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>>17283662
>Wants to post bikini pic in social media
>Only wants bf to see that pic

I know you're trying to justify yourself how much attention whoring you can get with your bikini shot, but why bother if you're that concerned?

How about you post the pic here? then we can tell you exactly what we think
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>>17283684
>I know you're trying to justify yourself how much attention whoring you can get with your bikini shot, but why bother if you're that concerned?

You're right about the "why bother" part but I'm not even ssure about the attentionwhore part. I get more that enough compliments from my family and my significant other so I don't need to seek validation from others.

What I was trying to say was, is it okay if wil it affect my relationship with this person long term?
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>>17283684
>>17283706
Or I might be so deep in my shit that I can't even tell

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