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Hypothetically, if a man were to come face to face with an adult, fully developed Minotaur, what would he have to do to survive?

Also, how would one kill it? I've heard guns are innefective against them, were they to exist and need to be slain in one-on-one combat.

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How big of a dealbreaker are very saggy boobs (no, they're not big)?

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I´m not a neat freak, it´s just common sense that:
>if you´re gonna open up a bag of something, throw that shit in the garbage it takes you 2 secs don´t leave it anywhere and then just come up with excuses and say "I was gonna!"
>you get undressed after work and no time/energy to fold the clothes and put them nicely in the wardrobe, don't fucking leave them everywhere, on the floor to stumble in them, at least throw them on 'the chair' or pile them up somewhere out of the way
>leave shit everywhere, from little things to grocery bags especially in the way and actually make an effort to jump or step over them but not push them aside etc

and the worst that pisses me off mostly is
>consistently doing one or more of the above after I've asked you nicely the first few times to try not to or try to do things differently, coming up with excuses and then BE THE ONE to get MAD at the fact that -I- get mad for the dirt and clutter everywhere, or the fact that I stumble and hit on shit laying randomly on the floor

How is one supposed to deal with this, it's getting on my nerves and when I refuse to come to my boyfriend's place I'm the bitch although I do am willing to clean and help around the house, do it all myself, make it nice and shiny and then it reverts back

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It doesn't take a genius to realise that life isn't very pleasant as a whole. But yet you are still going and you are still living. So in short what is keeping you from killing yourself?

For me it's music and the fact that more than anything I want to experience history. I want to be there when something momentous happens. Also family and friends and blah blah blah.

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I saw a similar thread yesterday and I was reminded of my own fetish I want to get rid of. I'm a 20F here with a weight gain fetish (and generally chubby guys) this might sound like bait, but it seriously affects my sexual life as I'm only attracted to chubby guys. The only exception would be a really dominant guy because I'm into that as well. I can't masturbate to anything that's not weight gain related (like fics or deviantart shit. It's pretty embarrassing) and I masturbate 3 times a day which I think might be a lot, especially for a girl. Like I said I'm very embarrassed about it and I just want to move on about it. It's not really a big deal because my boyfriend is chubby himself (which isn't related to my kink- I'm not a chubby chaser and I didn't make him gain weight).
I'm pretty sure it must be related to my own weight, since I'm 5'4 and weigh 92 lbs. I don't look anorexic or anything, and I do eat a lot, but I think that might be the reason. When I was younger (like, 7-9?) the doctor sent me to a special place where I got fed for lunch because he said I was too skinny and that was going to kill me. I wonder if that's what caused it since I was forced to eat more and rewarded if I did. I'm not necessarily into forcefeeding though- just anything that produces weight gain.
So, what would the solution be? I don't want to be so obsessed with this one thing. I feel it's going to ruin my sexual life.

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What is the point of living? I ask that because after 18 years of living, I just feel bored of life and the human experience and nothing will truly satisfy me anymore. We're all gonna die, nothing we do really matters, the sun will blow up, and the universe will end by heat death. Not many of the people I've encountered in my life were that great, so I've yet to see a Buddha type person that can truly change my life. Is it wrong that I wanna commit suicide out if boredom, apathy, and irritation?

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Bisexual male that 21 years old, overweight, still living at home while going through college, and extremely introverted.

How do I get laid? I live in the countryside so no hookers are around (not even in the small city near me). All of the girls around me are GAL girls that want the hottest pseudo-gangster they can get (they're practically hicks who act like how they perceive New York niggers to act). I don't even have any interest in dating a girl unless she has the same hobbies as me, so it is likely that it's going to just be a sex friend that I'll need. I'm fine with men or women, but only if the man is trap-like; I'm not attracted to manly men (unless they're the suave kind).

Please help me. I don't want to be a wizard.

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two nights ago i cheated on my boyfriend of 8 months and best friend of over a year bu exchanging nudes with another guy. i thought i loved my boyfried, but now im just not sure. i dont want to hide it from him but i know telling him would destroy him and our relationship. unsure wether i should keep it to myself of simply break up with him. i feel so guilty as he is so good to me. advice??

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My boyfriend is upset because I don't enjoy breast sucking or fondling

What do

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online. Don't complain that this isn't helpful; stupid questions deserve answers like this.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing

>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>

>Brandon, that one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off

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I've fallen in love with a trap. I really fucking wish I was joking right now.

I met her at a party about a month ago. It was more of a "get-together" than a party desu. We started talking and hit if off immediately. We got drunk and we were having a great time. Got her number and made out with her before heading home. She lives about 50 miles away from me, so we just FaceTime and text a lot.

Today she tells me she is trans and still has a dick. She said she was afraid to ruin what we had going on, so she didn't tell me right away. I don't really understand how sex changes work, but I'm guessing she must've started young because she has an amazing pair of tits and her voice is very girly. She doesn't look like a man at all, except maybe she's a little skinny. She called me and she was crying but I was at work so I told her I'd call her later.

I don't know what to do. I'm straight and I feel like a fucking faggot, because I'm actually in love with her at this point...

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I know this is going to be considered a shitpost because of the nature of 4chan but this is a real fetish i have and i dont know how to deal with it.

First off. I'm a pale white girl and i know i'm attractive because of how often guys blush when i talk to them and how often they hit on me and my friends tell me people are looking at me. I think me being attractive plays in my fetish mentally.

Like this is really lame to say but i have a fetish for black men and i dont know exactly why. Iv never dated a black guy or slept with one but its a constant fetish i have and its something i fantasize about alot. Its really lame and shallow of me i know. Its not romantic in any way its just raw physical attraction to the "blackness" of their skin touching my "white" skin, that idea of an ugly black man wrapped around me turns me on. Again its extremely shallow because its not attraction to the man himself its purely sexualizing his race, and this attraction is purely for black skin, not light brown, just pitch dark skin, i like the idea of black skin violating my white skin. I really think it could be daddy issues (i reluctantly say that) because i dont have a dad. Also my sisters also mostly date black guys so i know there's something "physiological" happening.

I really dont like this fetish i have and iv never acted on it because of personal shame. I want to get over this lame black fetish i have but i dont know how to. What should i do?

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Hey guys sorry to bother but I'm stuck with a part in my programming homework .I'm supposed to write a math tutor program for young students to practice multiplication, subtraction, addition and division. I'm stuck with the division part because the professor wants it in a very specific way
>Division Problems
>- Display these problems horizontally as: >Operand1 / Operand2 = , a.k.a, Dividend / Divisor =
> - The range for the divisor (operand 2) must be from 1 to 9, inclusive
> - The dividend (operand 1) must have a value such that the resulting quotient is always in the range of 1 to 50, inclusive
And also it should give no division that results in decimals

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I've been trying to learn how to sing since high school but I feel like I've made no progress (and still suck at it).

When I sing it sounds good to me until I record it and listen to it, it doesn't sound like what comes out to me. How do I vocalize better? How do I find out what my issue is?