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>Meet girl, super girl
>Ask girl out
>Declines
>Stop speaking to girl for a couple of months
>Text girl yesturday, had a logistic question about school
>Answers my question
>10 minutes later texts me again
>"I miss you" "When you are coming home, I want to visit."
Is banging this girl possibly on the table, or does she want me to orbit?
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Call her out.
I asked you on a date before and you said no
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>>17279930
this is retarded and will make you sound like an upset five year old
"I WOULD HANG OUT WITH YOU B...BUT YOU DIDNT GO OUT WITH ME WAAAAA"
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>>17279936
No it won't. Put a question mark on the end and it's fine.
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What do you do about misshapen tits?
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>>17279905
Surgery or accepting your imperfections.
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>>17279905
Also let that get checked first. Could be cancer or something .
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Cry
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alcohol mer you love kiss girl anything that will make you see it in the catalogue 2016-06-22 03:03:12 Post No.17279880
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alcohol mer you love kiss girl anything that will make you see it in the catalogue
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help I feel like i m alcoholic matter of fact i am drunk right now. i have been diagnosed with sociopathic behavior, and/or autism by different professionals (psychologist). I need you to tell me that it is okay, that I am not alcoholic. Ok? Pic related what i m drinking right now...
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i need advice love sweety still drunk tho
senpai family fami famil family (just testing the filter)
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I am still drink and waitnig 4 an answer....
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Please tell me I am normal, you can tell me whithout risking your reputation... it is an ANOMNYMOUS image board........
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Uh, what do you do right after a breakup? I mean in the shock and disbelief stage
I think I'm getting a migraine and I feel numb and vaguely bad but like there's a tidal wave of despair coming on
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I believe booze is traditional at that point
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>>17279864
I'll consider it.
I'm worried I'll just decide to kill myself if so though. I have some mental health issues
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Jerk off and take a nap. How bad was the breakup?
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Please help
A young guy broke into my house last night.
I live in Australia.
He's dead.
I don't know what to do
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>>17279819
How did he die? And either way, call the police. Even in the case that you killed him out of fear for your life, coming forward is one of the best ways to show you aren't just a psycho killer.
The alternatives aren't fun.
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>>17279822
I didn't do it straight away, it's just I've read some people have gotten into trouble for killing despite an intruder being in their home with ill intent.
Fucking cuckhold country.
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>>17279839
Didn't call police because of what I read.
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I'm in my twenties and I have no chance of ever having a relationship. Is it possible to pay an escort to pretend to be your girlfriend for a few hours? Something like I could take her somewhere nice to dinner and we could talk for a few hours. I'm not really after sex and I live in a major city in the US.
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It's your money.
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>>17279814
Yes. It's called a girlfriend experience because it's a thing.
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>>17279814
>I'm in my twenties and I have no chance of ever having a relationship
Yes, you're clearly at the end of your life. Things will never, ever get better
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Should i still jack off to women being fucked by horses? 2016-06-22 02:18:32 Post No.17279779
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Should i still jack off to women being fucked by horses?
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I feel like it's very wrong and fucked up, especially the last time i did it, i almost broke in too tears cause it's feels fucking awful and messed up, but i'm bored of regular porn and even most of my fetishes, should i still keep jacking off too it?
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bumping plz reply
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btw this shit isn't a fucking joke/troll plz help i'm getting addicted to it a little bit but it feels wrong idk what to do
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>I keep doing something that feels wrong and bad, and it makes me cry. What do?
Maybe you should... yaknow, stop doing it?
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I've had 9 days off work as holiday. I'm supposed to go back today in 3 hours time but I'm sat up at 3am holding a carton of milk to my ear because I have a really fucking painful ear ache. I also have a soar throat and a cough. I doubt my work will believe I'm ill, it's just my fucking luck this would happen the day I go back. How do i stop this awful fucking ear ache I feel so helpless I can't sleep because of it. Should I just call in sick and visit the doctors?
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>>17279767
>Visit doctor
>Acquire note from doctor for absence
Wala: a justified absence
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Why not visit the doctor and get confirmation that you need a sickleave from work? Also you would get treated and that ache would be gone in hours.
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>>17279767
Antihistamine. Anti-inflammatory. Fluids. Go see a doctor to make sure it's not an infection
TLDR: Going to a kinky party as a slave, what do?
Looks like I will be going to a kinky party with a mistress i met on fetlife. She said id be on a leash and tending to any needs she has during or after scenes, as well has carrying her toys around, and that I might get pegged later in the night. I've never been to one of these parties, What am I in for(aside from buttstuff)?
What is she saying when she means tend to her needs? fetch her water? eat her out?
Any advice for this would be great
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Spoiler: anticipation is part of the game.
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>>17279741
so just relax and enjoy whatever happens, whatever it could be?
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Be ready to suck a cock or two.
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What's a good dinner meal that will put me at my best performance tomorrow? I haven't taken an exam in about 7 years, but this is a standardized test to certify me for my promotion.
I want to treat myself a little bit, but I don't have time to cook anything tonight - so I'm limited to ordering in or heading for fast food/a quick pre-prepared meal at the grocery store.
I don't eat breakfast because I have some stomach issues, and wouldn't want to have to shit my brains out in the middle of this exam. So, dinner only...
Thanks /adv/
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>>17279719
Eat your favorite. The biggest thing before an exam is to relax and get a good night sleep.
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What princess is the far left one supposed to be?
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>>17279766
Sleeping Beauty I think.
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Ending a friendship justified here?
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context: Okay so I'm a pretty good friend to this one person, but I fucked up on Saturday and I've been feeling guilty about it. I trolled this one guy and from what I've heard, the person started crying hard. I've been depressed and felt extremely guilty for what I've done and I've decided that I will end my friendship with the person. Is this justified by my foolish actions, or is it not? Any advice to this would be appreciated.
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Have you considered apologizing? "I'm sorry I was such a cunt on Saturday"?
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I did, but I doubt the person will forgive me.
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Anyone ever go through a minor alcohol withdrawal? Due to circumstances I've been drinking heavily pretty much all the past week. Decided not to tonight and I noticed my hands and feet getting clammy and sweaty.
How long will these symptoms last? (Assuming I dont touch alcohol for the next couple days)
Will the sweating be gone by tomorrow?
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>binging for a week
>"guys, I need rehab"
Grow up, kiddo.
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Time to go to AA, anon.
Might even want to consider the ER.
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>>17279594
>kiddo
you're the one who needs to grow up
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I was put on a Performance Improvement Plan at my job today. It hurts because I thought I was doing well and was praised for getting work done quickly but they put me on this one assignment which was already past a month deadline before it was handed off to me, and the work that needed to be done on it had stuff I wasn't familiar with using.
Next thing I know im assigned another project to complete by a deadline while still finishing up this first one. I managed to get the second project done by the deadline just to get it out of the way.
However I guess my performance was seen as so low that now this happened and I'm pretty shaken up.
I was given a total of tasks to do within this plan and my manager is going to sit down with my every week to see where I am, but does this guarantee that I'm going to be let go or can this be overcome and I can keep my job if I follow through?
I'm really scared.
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>>17279581
What's the job?
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what is your job?
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>>17279581
>does this guarantee that I'm going to be let go or can this be overcome and I can keep my job if I follow through?
If it were a guarantee that you were going to be let go, they wouldn't bother doing it at all: they'd just let you go. They'd save considerable money and time by doing so. That's the good news, OP: they don't want to fire you.
I have never been on a PIP, but there have been times in my life when I honestly should have been on one (for better reasons than why they're putting you on one, it sounds like). In an attempt to keep my job, I got into the habit of sending a daily status e-mail to my supervisor, explaining the tasks I was assigned to and what I was doing on them each day. I did it partly for accountability and partly for focus.
Assuming that you have access to work e-mail, you may find this tactic useful as well. Again it provides accountability, but in your case, it's for the opposite reason: I did it to force myself to do the work, while you'd be doing it to prove that you are doing the work. It creates a written record in their syatems of exactly what's going on. That could work distinctly to your advantage.
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I ended up finding someone a couple of years ago who is similar to me through dating websites, a guy who was willing to understand my intense desire to have a very, VERY slow relationship. As in it took me a few months to just touch him kind of slow.
He's an introvert like me, and no I don't mean "oh we don't like spending time with our fifty friends every day" introvert, I mean his parents forced him to start dating or they would kick him out of the house (even though he's getting a second master's degree in engineering), and both of us are virgins, so we just naturally clicked because of our upbringings, how we act, and our hobbies. We generally talked through Skype.
It's been a few years, and after finally getting close enough to trust him, I decided that we would finally go... Well... THERE. And this is where my problem is. See, I haven't let anyone see me naked, and he's done pretty much the same, just because we're both really self-conscious. (I'm flat, thin but not toned... etc....) He's not muscular, he's thin like I am but with a bit of a belly, but I was expecting that, and I was really nervous about going further than just shirts, and we did. But when I took off his pants, I discovered he's... huge. Not, like, "oh this is the first time I've seen a 3D dick and it scared me" (I have a lot of toys), but like... Equine status. A forearm hanging off his waist kinda situation.
I called off the sex because it put me in a panic, and I don't know how to explain to him that his penis is just too massive for what I'm comfortable with experimenting with. I mean we've been together for three years without sex, can't we just keep doing what we're doing and pretend it never happened? Can I just tell him that?
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Is he black?
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Why not try some foreplay? Get a little more comfortable with it and worry about intercourse later. There are plenty of ways to get off without sticking it in.
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If you're both introverts, it's not gonna click imo.
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Hey /adv/
How are women consciously able to keep a plan B "friend" around even when she has a boyfriend? Do they have no morals or something? What should I do if I am a plan B?
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Just B yourself :)
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>>17279549
That's a terrible joke but I can't stop laughing