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Posted this in the short rant thread but I was more or less expecting a reply.

My car was made in 2006. It's 2016 now. This makes my car a decade old. But I've had it for only seven months, and when I got it, it had like extremely low mileage. Like less than 50k miles on it. When I got my car first maintenanced, they said my car was young, referring to the mileage I think.

How can a car be a decade old but not have a shitton of miles on it?

Sorry for flipped picture but that's my decal. My name is Sam and I'm very serious. I also love the Serious Sam games.
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>>17281186
Driven by an old lady to go to the grocery store once a month, or parked under a tree it's entire life.

More likely the former as they would've pointed out rust and damage that would be indicative of the car having sat for long periods of time.

Why are you so concerned if it checks out mechanically?
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>>17281194
Thank you for the reply. Not concerned at all, I just thought it was kinda interesting. I take good care of it. I just always knew my car as the '06 ford taurus but it never occurred to me how old actually my car was
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grandad got 15yrs ago a used car (~50 000)
was being used maybe twice a week to drive to the nearest store thats 3 miles away (~5km)
Inherited it as he passed away two years ago as a summer car. Had 74 000 on its mileage then, now its up to 80 000.

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Can rushing into sex ruin a new relationship? (Not actually dating, just seeing each other at the moment)
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Only if it isn't rape + Islamic conversion via rape
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>>17281157
In a single word answer Yes
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>>17281157
>Can rushing into sex ruin a new relationship?
Happens all the time.

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what is the best way to get revenge on someone who has fucked me over properly? Anonymously obviously
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You kill him.
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>>17281149
Just smash their car windows at night or something. This is really really easy to do if you live in a city/college campus and the other person does too.
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I was thinking about a more subtle tactic that would really fuck with their head but couldnt be traced back to me

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Hey /adv/
I've been hitting it off with an old friend of mine and she's everything I could enjoy and I think I'm starting to fall for this girl but I'm not sure since my last relationship is still pretty recent but anyways that doesn't matter
I love this girl as a friend and I'm crushing on her
She feels the same way for me
And I really would wanna be with this girl but

She believes in being polygamous
I don't know how (let's say she and i are together) she could fuck someone else and then come back to me and tell me she loves me
She's actually in an open relationship right now but i don't think she's going to last any longer with him
I don't know how to persuade her to stay monogamous, is there any way i could?
As of now, it's a friends with benefits except there's some feelings
Any help would be nice, negative or positive
Thanks /adv/
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>>17281120
If it's a FWB situation now, aren't you already in a polyamorous relationship with her?
You're willing to be her secondary boyfriend, but not her primary?
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>>17281126
This
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>>17281120
Rape her then convert her to Islam

This is the only logical thing to do

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you guys are my only friends
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It's ok. We love you
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>>17281110
How are you doing friend?
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>>17281146
I am aright, just extremely lonely.

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Please. Im worried. I dont know who to talk to. Here's what happened

>browsing boyfriends porn history for ideas or kinks to surprise him with
>most are threads from /hc/
>one of the first ones is nigress thread
>kinda weird I guess but no biggie
>realise 90% of porn is of black chicks
>fuck

I'm a skinny ass white girl, he seems to be into thick black chicks. I confronted him but he kinda brushed it off by saying he was curious.

>wat do?
>there's no way I can change and I'm scared he'll leave me for a black girl
>what if I'm not attractive to him?
>what is so sexy about black chicks in the first place?

Pic semi related. My sc is heidianon if anyone has advice
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You look like an 8 year old boy I used to babysit
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Firstly: stop attentionwhoring
Secondly: that's what you got for going trough his private stuff
Thirdly: it's just porn
Lastly: get over yourself. He dates you. There are guys into granny porn. Sometimes it's just the novely or even a slight disgust that can be very arousing. He doesn't want to date a nigger. Maybe he would like to fuck one, but he doesn't want to date one. You're safe
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>>17281095
/thread

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So I have the private facebook of a well known celebrity. I messaged her from a fake account to see what happens and she's "seen" my comment.

How do I get a shot with her without coming off as a stalker creep or starstruck fan?
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You're lying to a celebrity to try and gain access to personal information that she only shares with select people. You're clearly one of those things.
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>>17281044
>How do I get a shot with her without coming off as a stalker creep or starstruck fan?
But either or both of those is exactly what you are
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>>17281061
>>17281059
This.

And to be honest, you never had a shot in the first place. No celebrity decides "Y'know what, I want to settle down and fuck a nice, poor nobody I met online."

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Recently i realized that i don't really have any real friends. I do know a lot of people and i would say a bunch of them are true friends. But i also think that friendship could be so much more. How do i do that?
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Regulary contact, chat/talk to them and meet up at places.
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>>17281029
Yeah i do that. I meen on a deeper level
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>>17281010
Real, deep friendships take time to develop and a great deal of mutual trust and risk. Not everyone can handle real friendships, honestly--they want to hang out and have fun, but aren't ready or willing to deal with more deeper commitments, risk of pain/rejection, or other tougher issues. A real friend wants to help, share and be there for the other person in good times and bad. Who knows--you might already have a real friend and just not recognize him/her. If not, then keep making friends and keep your eyes open for one that seems to rise above the rest... GL!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGvUDvZ7KyU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JCQep-H3Y

It's still iredeemable that we as intellectual human beings don't have a built-in biological mechanism that lets us die whenever we want and are sure of it. Looks like inert gas and pills will have to suffice.

I'm sick of the survival mentality, it's what develops degeneracy and makes corruption prosper.
We should have standards and know when to quit. We should be humble and honest.
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The reason you haven't committed suicide, OP, is very simple: you don't want to die. You have a disease that is telling you that you do, but you disagree with it. You are fighting it with all your strength, and this is good, but you need help. Please, see a therapist
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>>17280983
Dude. Just bomb Islam already, it's not that bloody hard ye know? You bloody cunt.
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Agreed with OP. Death solves everything

No more shitty life, no more being ashamed, no more failures no more long ass practice without any hint of success.
I wish I could drop dead at this moment. Death has no flaws, it's something perfect for a perfectionist like me. Only If I wasn't pussying out...

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When nobody in the world believes in you, how do you believe in yourself?
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>>17280928
That chart seems off. Carbon monoxide should have a lower agony rating.

Also stealing a /co/ quote:

"If there is nothing but what we make in this world, brothers...let us make good."
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We serve no purpose, yet we are and will be until the end.

whatever you do, do it with passion. start a company, buy cars and houses, talk to people, become known, see the world.

nothing will stop you from trying.
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>>17280953
But how do I find my passion?

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Is it truly impossible to write a decent bio or am I just too /r9k/

Im really struggling to say something good and not cringey.
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Just say what city u live in, whatever you do for a living (if neet, forget this one), and a thing or two you're fond of.

These things could be black coffee, cats, dogs, sunsets, wine... You name it.

If you play an instrument or shit like that, don't forget to include it.
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>age, hometown/uni town
>profession or subject of study
>I like generic thing 1, 2 and 3

Pretty much how mine is styled
Better if generic thing is something more personal such as an instrument of hobby, if not then meh no worries

So long as you've just written something it shows you use the app are are likely to actually reply
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Apparently you are so fucking boring you cannot even write one fucking sentence about yourself on a fucking dating app.

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Should I bother making a: reddit, tumblr, blog, instragram, facebook?
So I can get a following and if I ever get popular enough I could ask for money or more viewers and subscribers.

I already spend most of my time on 4chan posting anonimously. Would it be better if I tried making a name for myself and went public instead of just being another random anon no one know about and can't help?
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If you want attention, then 4chan is definitely not for you
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>>17280889
>test post

>Would it be better if I tried making a name for myself and went public instead of just being another random anon no one know about and can't help?
Name =/= attention, it just means cumulative identity. Be careful about posting embarrassing/incriminating shit.
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get a life loser

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So this guy has been stalking a girl I know for a while. Their relationship ended years ago but he came back out of nowhere, being creepy and abusive. Then he started contacting her friends, including my girlfriend.

They literally only ever interacted for about three minutes, years ago, but he's contacting her multiple times a day, making new accounts every time he gets blocked, making phone calls. He's made YouTube videos about what it would be like to fuck her. He literally has a blog about it.

And now it's got to the point where he's making comments about physically attacking or raping them. When his ex last visited her hometown he tried to break into her house and the police did nothing about it.

Now, personally I have a history of getting involved with violent situations that ended up in some places and it's taken years to (mostly) put that behind me and have a calmer life. Everyone around me is telling me to let it go, and I've tried to sympathise because the guy has some clear mental issues, but my actual life experience is that people like that don't stop except by force.

I can't get over the idea that me"discussing" the issue with this cunt for two minutes would do more to solve it than months of complaints to the police and internet companies. But for the first time in my life I have to balance the feelings of people around me with my instincts. To me it's simple, to them it's just more stress. Am I just doing it to make myself feel better while causing more problems for my friends? Is there a better way to handle and get a good outcome?
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This is exactly what the police is for, and the fact that you didn't think of it on your own is a huge red flag
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There is a better way to handle this. Encourage your girlfriend and your friends to compile the evidence info this guy and hand it to the police. The police should help your friend file a restraining order if she wants one, when faced with the mountain of evidence. If he violates it, all she has to do is call 911 and his ass in in jail, free to get beaten up by people who, unlike you, have nothing to lose.
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This is waaaaaay beyond just some annoying beta orbiter pestering some girl and you butting in to tell him to back off. This guy clearly has mental issues and what he is doing is not borderline criminal, it is criminal. Criminal harassment/stalking in the very least. Tell her to contact the police and get a restraining order. And then the police should pick him up and get him into a psychiatric ward for an evaluation. This is how mass shooters begins.

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/adv/ is full of Anons that don't mind lending a hand, but I'm aware none of you are psychologists who just love spending what could be paid hours on a Zimbabwean tapestry forum. 4chan's a pretty good place to hear from others that aren't quite the best-adjusted, but I don't think /adv/ has enough people willing to dedicate a lot of time.

No IRL psychologists because I don't need government record of my confidence available whenever I'm deemed guilty of a thoughtcrime or something. If there's nowhere else, I'll just try to break everything down into a few dozen threads and spread them out over the next month.
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>>17280851
For short venting, you can use the recurring vent thread: >>17277566
For long venting, you just make a thread and post.
That's what this place is for, really.

Some of us do read it all. I do.
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>>17280866
this, or you can just start a blog
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If you just want to whine, then /r9k/ is for you.

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From your experience, what are red flags for a girl who is a cheater?

Stories, green texts, or lists. Anything goes. Just looking for advice in an unconventional way.
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>>17280808

Someone that makes excuses, blame shifts, gaslights, and feeds on attention. They could have any or all of these things. You don't want someone that emotionally high maintenance or unstable either.
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Female cheater here, trips without you, private email, phone, you only met 1 of my female friends. Targeted blame to deflect suspicion and don't be afraid to smell her when she gets home, most make scents are pretty in your face
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If she's breathing she's a cheater

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