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classism at it's finest

Holy shit that's like a glitch in reality.

>>17283651
>>17283658
Ikr

>>17283641
Have you considered using Google you attention whore?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=hydrocodone+lethal+dose

pills won't get the job done, it takes a long time to die from them, and long before you die you'll be in enough pain to want to call 911

eh id say its a bad idea. Whats so wrong with waiting out ur natural life span to die? I am scared of death because what if when u die its like if u were in pain at the moment u died then u live that pain for the rest of eternity.

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Leave the United States.

>>17283600 go back to /pol/ faggot

>>17283598
>not sure if its because of smell or she wants my d
Fucking lol

yeah, stealing is frowned upon

Oh geez, so that's where all the plutonium went

>>17283543
What was it OP? At an old retail job I almost took a box-cutter home a few times and they didn't seem to mind. I realized it before I got in my car each time though and brought it back in to them.

>>17283521
>What am I missing?
Shades of gray.

Confidence is not about thinking you're the best in the world. That really WOULD be delusional, just as you say. Confidence is about understanding your competency and resiliency: even if you fail, you will survive.

I feel the same way you do op. Why do you think your worth anything? You're shit compared to some other people, how do you get it in your head that your effort is worth it?

you say it's being realistic, everyone else tells you you're a pessimist or jaded. I learned to just say fuck it and do it anyway, even if you're not good at it, or don't think you are. Who cares, if it won't kill you you might win you might lose, it's all temporary. Just do it.

>>17283521
You know those trick shot videos? The ones where they shoot a basket ball half way across a room, bounce it off a couple things, and it ends up in the hoop? On a abstract level those videos are a lot like confidence. One part skill, one part perseverance, and a dash of showmanship. In order to be confident in something you have to actually be good at it; or at least good relative to those you are trying to impress. Being good doesn't mean you will always succeed, but it does mean you will eventually succeed if you persevere. This is when showmanship comes in, you have to know your audience. In order to be confident you have to acknowledge your success, but if you don't acknowledge it in a manner that your audience deems acceptable your'll come off as arrogant.
>tl;dr you're a whinny unskilled bitch that gives up too easy and is too autistic to understand what your peers deem to be acceptable behavior...

>>17283451
firstly bruv sorry about your loss.
secondly bruv she is probably reading this at the moment and seeing that you're obviously regretting what you said and didn't mean it and are apologetic. hindsight is a crazy thing but i'm sure she knows you didn't mean it

Quit being a little FAGGOT and LIVE A GREAT LIFE like your MOTHER WOULD'VE WANTED YOU TO.

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>>17283461
thanks man.

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pic related

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You don't deserve her?

Good b8

>found out I cheated on her twice
>Spoils me and loves me to death

You're a degenerate op, hope you get railed by karma.

>>17283430
God I love this picture, what does he think he's doing?

Anyway yeah OP sucks forever we're all agreed go away OP the end.

>>17283374
My girlfriend makes over double what I do, has 2 more degrees than I do, and has way more balls than I do. Our roles are completely reversed. This is similar to her 3 sisters and their husbands, also. High success women from a high success family. She leans on me for nothing but the love I give her. I would never dream of leaving. There's no pussy in the world more valuable than her's. To leave her would be financially and emotionally irresponsible.

Your theory falls flat when it comes to any woman who has more social/financial worth than her male partner.

>>17283387
well honestly that's really sweet and nice to hear that you say no other woman is more valuable than yours. that's how it should be.

>>17283374
>I think that men have the upper hand actually in dating.

Oh shit, what?
Is this bait, or is this fantasy?

>Women often times are sacrificing more of their emotions.
Well, yeah, after being called 'creepy' too many times, men do tend to close off a lot.

>We get into a very vulnerable state of mind where we see the man as the protector in the relationship and lean on him for that.

Well, that's just sexist. Why the fuck does the man have to protect things? Women can be strong too.

>We have rejected every suitor but that one man, and we give it our all to that one person.

Okay, so you pretty much say 99% of men get rejected (and girl, you do not realise just how harsh most bitches are about this. This is why we don't let ourselves be vulnerable, you fucks are merciless, kick us when we're down kinda merciless) and think we get the upper hand?

Secondly, don't say "we" so much because plenty of bitches cheat, so that "we give it all to that one man" is a load of bollocks.

Speak for yourself, not for anyone else.

>men are encouraged to sleep around with as many women as possible, and are applauded for this.

When was the last time you saw a man literally be applauded for banging ho's?

Bait or fantasy?

I'm starting to think both...

> I believe the man has the upper hand and can leave the relationship whenever he wants.

Could be something to do with the fact modern women collectively seem to hate men, the huge deterrents preventing us from getting too serious (alimony, child support, 'palimony' for cohibatants).

But no, the reason it's easy for us to leave has to be that we're conditioned to be sex pests.

bitch.

>He can pull the comfort rug from his girl friend's feet whenever he wants leaving her with nothing.

Women initiate 70% of divorces and literally pull the rug and home from under the mans feet leaving him with nothing.

This has to be bait, right?

>She's given everything to him and lost all power.

That was your own damn choice.

>>17283346
You honestly think the general women population likes looking at penises? They're tools of the trade. It's the male body, especially a good looking one, that people like to look at.

>>17283346
Same. Vaginas really don't do anything to me. I enjoy a nice ass, or a nice pink asshole or a nice pair of tits a lot better. Ask me to fap to a pic of a vagina and I'd probably have a hard time staying hard.

>>17283346
nope your a faggot.mp3

Get a hobby, loser. How do you even have the time to masturbate more than once a day unless you have no life?

Uh, get off the internet, you have no self control obviously.

>>17283343
that's what I'm doing but during time off my impulses get the better of me and I just want to masturbate to relieve myself.

only 3 good choices

EE
Electrician -> EE
Electrician -> Master Electrician

>>17283342
What about HVAC, is that a meme?

>>17283342
I'll look into it. Acquaintence from high school is an electricians journeyman right now.

>>17283260
If he is like me his head is a cluster fuck right now.
I have no advice but to give it time.

>>17283260

you're a very caring person. just be there for him and continue being good to him. he should have waited until he was over it before getting involved with anyone, but sometimes you can't help it if fate intervenes.

it will go one of two ways: he will get over it and be a happier person and you will be happier for it.
or, the pain will fester and make him cold and bitter until he starts taking it out on you.


i hope for the former. good luck.

>>17283260
Just do your best to be a great girlfriend, try to be forgiving when he gets mopey about his ex, and don't be afraid to call her a fucking bitch from hell who never deserved him in the first place.

You shouldn't put up with this forever -- after a certain point you have to say "Look, you need to stop spending all your emotional energy on your piece-of-shit ex, I'm your girlfriend now, not her" -- but I'd give it another month or two first. Sorry you have to deal with this, you sound like a great person and a great girlfriend.

bump this

someone has some tips for this guy somewhere, i have nothing in mind but to intervene but that's stupid and we both know that

>>17283259
Did you expect her to wait forever? If you broke them up and fixed her up with a decent guy would you move on or would you still be jealous? You missed your shot.

So... the worst thing he does to her is call her a slag?
>inb4 no he does a million other things too and here are some examples
Quit your bullshit and stop pretending that you're concerned about her. If you really were concerned about her, you wouldn't have spent most of your post talking about how he's supposedly an awful person and how your life sucks, you'd have talked about how he doesn't treat her well

Ok. I'm pretty desperate so I will take any advice.
Me: 21 , Student , maybe 7/10
She: 20 , Student, I don't really know for me she's attractive , for some of my friends she's only fugly.
Knew her for some years now but she always had a bf which in the end dumped her by text LOL and then she had a fuck buddy which was friendzoned guy before me. He wanted smth more serious so they stopped fucking, she's finally free. The problem is that she doesn't think of me as a possible sex/relationship partner. Even better she introduces me on every possible occasion to her hot or not girlfriends, hoping that I will get some. How make her thirst for my D ?

>>17283218
I want to know how you did it first.

Sounds like you are dealing with a chick that really likes to be single, since she stopped fucking the guy after he asked for relationship status. You need to repeat what he did, but without his mistake at the end. Had he kept fucking her, they would probably have ended up a couple if their personalities were compatible.

Your clue here is that guy she fucked. Do you know him? If not, fucking befriend that guy no matter what. Add him on facebook, find out his interests. Stalk him like you would stalk your crush. If you can get bro-status with this dude, you might get him to reveal some facts about this chicks kinks and what she likes, you have to use this to your advantage.

If she introduces you to her girlfriends, I suggest you take her up on her offer and try to fuck a few of them. It might get her jealous if you actually manage to get some. Most girls I know do this shit because they think its funny, but they never expect the guy to actually fuck their friends, because they are not confident they will manage. Get this strategy to backfire on her. If you can fuck at least one or more of her friends, you will get them talking about you, and if you happen to be good, this is where you will win.

If you often hang out with this chick, you need to trick her into thinking you are getting more and more unavailable. Do not respond to her messages as much as usual. When she wants to hang, make up some fake plans, preferably with a chick involved. Be more difficult to get ahold of, do not answer the phone, and when you do, act like you are busy with someone. Do not completely freeze her out, but make her think she is losing you, this is the KEY to reversing a friendzone. As long as you are THERE and CONSTANTLY available to her, she will treat you like the expendable fool you are.

I hope this helped a little. I wish I could give more detailed advice, but you were not very specific about yourself or the chick, so this is the best I can do.

One thing that really REALLY helps "Noticed the capitalized really because its REALLY important" Is that you my friend you, you , YOUUUUU you need to look GOOD

And by looking good I mean you need to be in good physical health mm hmmmm yessssssssssssss that is correct good physical health. Good physical heath translates to feeling better in general and that will make socializing and learning in general just much easier and the sex is also great

Listen have you thought about how terrible it would be to have sex if you're out of shape? Well LMFAO I BET IT WOULD SUCK DONKEY DICK because you'd be thrusting into her and then want to stop heaving your manly Pipe Squeaker down her CHOO CHOO just to catch your breath

So what do you do I mean what what is there what could you possibly do well AH HAH here it is you got to go to the /fit/ sticky friend and oh man the /fit/ sticky well you're gonna have to really avoid the board in general but the sticky is good just read that and you'll be ham moggilng your dingus with your GF when the time comes and when the time comes I don't know but I hope you don't come before the time comes get it because sex

How many girls have you asked out in your lifetime?

If you don't give a number, I'll assume 0.

You need to be charismatic and/or flirtatious (easy with practice), or otherwise really appealing (affluent, famous, etc.) but the latter won't get you a good relationship.