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with cruelty and derision

>>17302483
There are several options

>make them feel comfortable and trust you
>get them drunk
>start talking yourself and stop every once in a while and ask questions

You walk up and talk to them about fucking anything. Don't be a cunt and talk shit about them to get them to say something like a lot of cunts I know.

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>Get sick but still work b/c its my life at that point
> get better people hate me b/c i made them do extra work while I was sick. Also I didn't talk to them, so they think I'm stuck up and retarded.
>Light at end of tunnel I get accepted to same Uni again and this time with more loan money
>must wait out this shit fest for 2 more months till I'm free

Now my questions.
What do I do about being an introvert?
-Mother says therapy helps
-I will start giving a shit about other people, so I can talk to these other people
-Will resist urge to insult people

What should I do to be successful in my career?
-I will study my dick off
-I will work out again for physical relief/looks
- I will look for internship

Do I need to get a masters degree?
-Going to go to average state college, so afraid I won't get decent job

Do I need to change life goals?
- I want a decent job
- I want my friends to respect me
- I want to be someone people can depend upon
-I want to be muscle bound
-I want to make people smile when they are around me.

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tits for attention

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After i get an EE degree. I also want to get a Physics degree after 5 years of a steady job. Is this stupid?
-I mostly want a degree in Physics because it's interesting, and I'm sick of my friends thinking they are superior because they have Physics degrees
-More knowledge is always good

I am going to get a vasectomy after college b/c I don't want to ruin my life with children. Is this a good idea?

That image bugs me. It is clearly overcast, yet the bottom panel clearly shows it as sunny.

The lies.

>>17302493
Hmmm... Perhaps the Box Headed Man is living a dream within a dream within the world he has constructed for himself.

>>17302472
If you were really as smart as you believe then you wouldn't be working with these people.

Have fun where you belong! Maybe go out and get to know them.

>>17302433
Why do you need to go more than 4 days?

>>17302445
I just wanna quit from this bad habit.

>>17302433
You have no willpower.

Jesus I have gone months and haven't even realised I wasn't beating the meat. And that's when I was single.

Goddamn roleplayers. Shouldn't you be asking /tg/?

>>17302443
It's not a tabletop game.

Also, I'm sorry if I bothered you from going to look at the 100 GF threads. This is just as autistic, but I hope it's refreshingly new autism.

>>17302540
It's role playing on a video game. I get the alure but it's cringy as shit. You have better things to do with your time and you damn well know it

>>17302417
>Is it cringey to try to get to contact to people you have wronged?
>After some years?
>Especially if they are personality development ages (15-25)?
Are now, or were then?

There is no universal answer to the question of whether or not it's cringey. Really, it depends partly on how you wronged them, and partly on how they would feel about interacting with you again. The latter is hard to know beforehand, but depending on what you did, it may be possible to make some safe assumptions.

I was bullied badly in middle school. I was recently contacted by an old classmate who I don't remember actually bullying me, but who was carrying a lot of guilt for being a bystander in those days. I can't say I think that was cringey. I was glad to be able to lift that weight off this person's shoulders. My hands aren't entirely clean either, and ever since this happened I've been thinking about contacting some of the people I owe apologies to. Not all of them -there's one that I think I can safely assume really would rather never interact with me again- but most.

>>17302448
Oh, middle school memories
Sadly, i was always negative towards bullying and showed that, but never did anything nice enough to the victim. Said some shit like "don't expose your weaknesses". Really believed in that advice that days.

I don't think there is any sense to try to contact classmates, because i managed to hide everything about my insecurities and human traits to avoid any humiliation. So they don't know me, they remember a complete stranger and kind of a dick.

The only classmate i would like to contact was emotionally abused by me by neglect every single time he contacted me or vice versa, so i reap what i saw.
And he didn't know anything about my personality too.
Well, how long it's appropriate to wait to contact him? Like when we are both 35?

How much do people change from what was at school? Some of them were legit evil schemers, i will never believe they grew int l someone nice.

>>17302417
>Is it cringey to try to get to contact to people you have wronged?
My Name Is Anon

Do you actually think girls will just come to your house and fuck you, just like that? You need to stop watching so much porn

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>>17302414
Fucking kek. If OP is serious this is the most hilarious thing i saw on this board yet.

>>17302411
Talk casually about the setting and sneak in comparisons to how your place looks. Get her talking about taste in living. When she brings up something such as having an aquarium or whatnot, ask if you can see it sometime; most will get the hint and give a time or actually take you right along if in the mood.

They're more likely to be comfortable in their own home, so that's where your goal should be.

Failing that, "let's go to my place and fuck" actually can work well if you have the attitude to make it work.

It doesn't look big because 6.6 inches ISN'T that long. The half an inchish you have over the average penis length really isn't that much of a difference, it's pretty negligible too.

>>17302370
Unless it's skinny as fuck, you are fine. Mine is roughly that long and I already risk hurting my gf at times.

Femanon here, big ducks are overrated. They hurt and guys always like shoving the whole thing in. You have a good size. Just watch some yoytuve videos on how to pleasure a woman.

I'd say find somewhere that is open 24 hours like a Fred Meyer or a the wall mart you mentioned. If it's open 24 hours then the people who work there will park their cars there too.

>>17302346
What the job you have now and what's the more solid job you'll have later, if I may ask?

*TIP*
If Walmart is no go try the near back of parking lots in hotels or apartment buildings, try and make sure no one sees you drive up at hotels at some places or if you need to sneak in to use the toilet really bad, managers, security, janitors, maintenance, maids like to act like cops because it give them a story to talk about or meaning in a meaningless job.

>>17302346
Dear op

1. Get a membership to a local gym that is open 24 hours that has a shower. Clean up and do your daily morning routine there.

2. If you're looking for places to sleep then a Walmart might be good for a few hours. Having worked so many night audit jobs with hotels, it wasn't uncommon for somebody to come to the front desk and ask if they could just park in their car and sleep in the parking lot. A night auditor worth his salt will be okay with this and occasionally keep an eye out for you. You more than likely won't be harassed. Just make sure that it looks like a good clean Hotel in a good part of town that isn't too much of a drive from work.

3. Tri scoping out some of the local churches. Mormon churches seem to be the most reliable for this. Just park there after hours in the far corner of the parking lot and grab a few hours of sleep. If you know any of the clergy at any other churches in the area, see if they are okay with this so at least you have permission to be there

She said stop and you stopped.
All seems good to me.
No jail time for you

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>>17302345
>>17302345
I wasn't really worried about jail time, I guess I'm just worried personally. Like the fact that after stopping, and then trying back up that I couldn't get hard again. I just haven't had this problem before, so it's kind of freaking me out. Especially since it's a girl that I'm interested in.

>>17302345
"It's too much, stop"
and then bam, limp dick, tried brining up it as in what just happened? and then she left. Now i'm up on the /adv/ board and freaking out.

I'm guessing she's in her middle to late 20s as well, so she has left her prime while you are entering yours. The stigma of supposedly having been in a abusive relationship will hurt her more than it will you.
You will realize that you dodged a bullet by leaving her as she could have easily trapped you in marriage and made you pay forever if she had been more careful.
Revenge will gain you nothing but strengthen her point. But if you get a lawyer you might be able to let the law buttrape her and those white knight cops.

>>17302331
You have that data of her cheatings already? Save it away just in case, good in court. Then make sure as many shared acquaintances as possible get screenshots - discretion though, just kind of hand them around in private. She'll eventually be either ousted from her social circles or swarmed by thirsty second-raters. Otherwise what >>17302431 said applies.

>>17302471
>>17302431
Good Advice ty ppls

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First you post it.

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>>17302329

>>17302333
Did you take his ride?

Short answer: don't.

>>17302321
Hell no, don't send anything to her workplace, and don't show up there.
Call her to say happy birthday and such.

>>17302328
>Call her to say happy birthday and such.
Don't even call her. It'll just be an awkward conversation

I am turning 21 soon. I am a university student. Life is stressful. I am lucky in a lot of ways, and won't have student debt, but I come from a messed up family which is very toxic. I am the only one out of my siblings that has gone to university. The rest suffer from mental illnesses, are deadbeats, slobs, and live paycheck to paycheck. My parents are ashamed of them so there is a lot of pressure on me to do well. That being said I am studying psychology. My main goal is to get into medical school and become some sort of medical specialist like a psychiatrist, dermatologist, or regular family physician. But the hardest part is getting in. I don't have much of a science background yet, besides biology and I am practicing biological MCAT questions on khan academy and actually doing not bad, but I need to take more chemistry.

I am thinking about back up plans in case I don't get into any medical schools. And I guess my primary option would be to become a clinical psychologist, so going to grad school for a PhD. However apparently graduate school for psychology is even more competitive than medical school so fuck me. The school I was looking at takes over 200 applications each years and only admits I think less than 10 students. What the fuck is that?

Another option for me would be law school. It is cheaper and shorter than med school and I am really good at writing, analyzing, reading and 2 of my professors have said I should consider law school. I recently found out that if you get into law school, you don't have to be the type of lawyer who goes to court and does litigation and that appeals to me because I have no intention of doing that. I would do something like estate or real estate law. I don't even care about the money as long as I am employed and am generating an income. So now I going to be studying for the LSAT on top of the MCAT and GRE exams. It's just overwhelming and admittedly I am unsure about the future.

>>17302319
>What are you currently doing or striding for? How old are you?
Medicine (MD). 21.

>I love moving from environment to environment and not being still.
Same here, OP. That's why i've been having a hard time deciding what specialty to go into. On one hand I want to use my abilities to do research, make breakthroughs, advance the state of the art, etc.
But on the other hand, I want to go with emergency medicine since it gives so many interesting options (military, cruise ships, expeditions, etc) and I know it won't turn into a dull grind.
Difficult choice.

I'd suggest getting into one of the more interesting sides of CS, like video game development. Might be able to land an internship if there's a studio nearby.

>>17302342
I can't do video games, I've drilled it into my head. I would like to watch all games burn

Also, the road trip is through the United States- coast to coast with everything in between.

I -need- this.

>>17302307
>I live on a farm working in Canada; the farmer has given me a deal that I'll have free room, board and (farm) good as long as I work every day.
You're getting ripped off there mate. Let's say I were to take you in to my home in return for you working for me - I manage a couple (well three at the moment as it happens) of construction sites, so it'd still be manual labour you were doing. Letting you sleep in my spare bedroom costs me nothing - I'd still be paying the mortgage even if you weren't there, and the repayments won't go up if you are there. Getting my wife to do a couple of extra loads of laundry each week and make a bit more food at each meal will have a cost, but it'd be negligeable, perhaps £50 a week. My utility bills would be a bit higher too, so perhaps add another £10 a week for that. In comparrison, if you came to work for me but found your own accomodation, for ten hours a day of carrying heavy stuff and sweeping the floor I'd be paying you about £450 a week (granted it'd be out of the companies' budget, not out of my pocket), but it's easy to see who's coming off best in that relationship.

>Is there any way I can use the Internet to make this sort of money?
Not really, no. Let's say I need some reports written, they're simple to do and I've decided to contract them out to a third party. I could have you do them online, but I'd probably have to pay you, say, £10 per report before you'd even consider it and in turn, you won't put a lot of effort in as you're only getting £10 for each one. However, with it being online, it doesn't matter if the person is local or not. At that point I can find myself a guy in India with a PHD in civil engineering who will work his fingers to the bone sixteen hours a day seven days a week and pay him £100 a month to write the reports in a better quality and at a faster rate than even I could.

>>17302337
This is fair and just advice.

I do know I'm being ripped off. I'm sad here, but I have nowhere to go but away; which is why I want to see the world thanks to the help of a friend.

Do you have any advice how I could find money otherwise?