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>>17303233
why dont you just "randomly" bump into her, take her out for drinks, then plow her in the ass?

>>17303233

>Is there a way i can send her to jail?

Call the police

>>17303244
Id rather slit my own throat.

>>17303250
And obviously thats a step. Im talking about evidence planting advice.

>>17303150
You're probably not hanging around anymore, but if you are:
I don't think there'd be anything wrong, with dumping "Online Guy". You've both had your fun, but now you've discovered a new interest, which is perfectly acceptable. Whatever choice you make, might end up hurting either one of you, but it's still an important choice.
Talk to "Online Guy". Break up with him and then pursue your new interest. Unless you think "Online Guy" would be the right choice, in which case you should just keep your mouth shut and stop thinking about the other guy.

Don't be afraid to get hurt/hurt others. It's a part of life.

>>17303150
Tell the online guy now.
Trust me, I'm in an ldr which was previously an online relationship and I fucking wish I had met someone during that time. Distance fucking sucks, you never know what the other person is actually doing which causes you to get paranoid and not trust them and you just end up getting hurt in the long run.

Do yourself a favor anon, tell the online guy you've met someone closer so you can both just end it now.

>>17303150
you have a better chance with the person online cause u can say practically whatever you want and you know for sure he/she likes you. but whether or not he looks the same irl is the problem.

>>17302858
See a chiropractor, they may either treat/ manage your problem to the best of their abilities, or refer you appropriately to doctors/ surgeons if it's beyond the capabilities of being treated through adjustments. You're better off getting referred to specific surgeons from chiropractors (as opposed to googling or getting a referral from any other type of doctors, say a general practitioner), as chiros specialise in back pain (jack of all trades is a master of none; sweet way of explaining why GP may favour is other conditions but not back pain, as chiros specialises in them). Thus chiros would be connected to more successful/ arguably talented surgeons that would have a higher rate of success in treating back pains which can't be treated through chiropractic adjustments; through prior experiments and cases with patients.

Best of luck :)

>>17303066
Experience* sorry

It's a win win is all I'm saying, you either get adjusted and your problem eventually goes away or you get referred to a great surgeon. Overall after surgery chiros can also manage your treatment give you mobilisations etc. post surgical treatment to make the pain go away if it still persists after surgery :)

>>17303066
I've heard chiropractors are something to avoid from the back surgeons. I realize they are essentially in competition but..

>>17302614
Pee in your own mouth, if you are disgusted by that it will probably disturb you and you won't be much of a fan of your little secret. If that sounds even slightly arousing to you however, don't do it.

Not sure how much of a normie she is but maybe she will love you enough to help you out, i believe it's best to just suck it up and not do anything. Get into something else or smth.

Ask about her about her kinks first, then bring it up.
Either she is okay with it or will think its gross, and there is no good way to bring it up.

I really don't think it's that uncommon.

I think this is the sort of thing a lot of girlfriends will go along with, even if it's not their thing, if it makes their fella happy.

>>17302584

In my opinion: DEFINITELY the opposite.

I used to listen to emo music when I was a teenager. Death Cab for Cutie, Bright Eyes, Elliott Smith, all that sort of sad soppy shit. I suppose there is some sort of catharsis in it. Also I do still really love Elliott Smith because he's amazing, but I just generally don't listen to that stuff anymore because I don't want to be a soppy, feeling-sorry-for-myself faggot.

Now I'm 25, and I just listen to good music that I like. Music that isn't morose. Funky music, rocking music, whatever. At the moment Red Hot Chili Peppers, Queens of the Stone Age, Metallica and Arctic Monkeys are my go-to bands. Just good old fashioned driving rock music.

Ultimately what you listen to is reflective of your mood isn't it. If you feel sad and depressed you're just going to listen to morose music. As I say that can be a catharsis, but I think as you get older you realise that spending so much time wallowing is a) pathetic and b) achieves nothing.

Personally, it helps me. I can relate to the artist strongly, and it helps me get through shit.

In Music Therapy, they start with matching the music to the mood then slowly changing it to a more positive mix.

Boys - how crazy is 'too crazy' for you?

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>>17302146
It REALLY depends on the type of crazy.

Sexual repression is the most patrician of tastes; patience it takes, but sweet when it breaks. Nary an expression of the passions that hide; no better trait I'd want in a bride.

Clingy girls are among my favorite, though; I love girls who hold tight and never let go. I love the kind called yandere by weeaboos, mostly because I'm yandere too.

Daddy issues can be the worst or the best, depending on whom she wants to impress. But clingy is still much better, I deem: if she loves as fiercely, or moreso than me.

But I don't play well with histrionic or BPD; that sort of crazy just isn't for me.

>>17302162
Dear God what did I just read

Luckily math is something you can practice really hard and get good at.

Often there's math classes you can take that don't require high school maths that teach you all you need for harder math classes that might be required for your CS course.

Do them, spend tons of time on them and master them and work your way up. You should be fine.

>>17301004
Get good, you lazy fuck.

No, but you need it if you want a CS degree.

>>17300979
Give it a treat and pet it a bit. It was an accident no biggy.

Oh, I do that all the time.
If you keep slamming the dogs head in the door, it relaxes it so much it falls asleep.

Grab it and pet it

>>17297711
KING OF THE NORTH

I am probably borderline obsessing over her.

I have gone over to /x/ and got several Tarot readings, and a dice reading. All of them indicate that I will end up with her in the end. I would not take a single reading to heart, but 4? That is something, I thinks its more than a coincidence

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>>17297725
You're a fucking idiot

I bet you'd stick your dick in a blender if tarot cards told you

I was diagnosed as autistic and was fat, but I just lost the weight and I felt a ton better, was more willing to call friend(s), felt a lot better in public. I'd start with that? And I've heard/read in places that exercise helps ease depression a little as well.
For starters, try walking around the neighborhood listening to music. My mother forced me to walk with her for an hour the first few times, but then I started relying on it every day for relaxation, and I just like music, so it's entertaining.
And a person that makes you go outside and practice social skills is called a friend, so make one... Easier said than done, yeah. Do you have any you could call to hang out with?

>>17290681

i've never had any friends so no, not really an option. but yeah i figured the exercise thing would probably be the biggest help, its just really hard when you can't leave the house or self-motivate to do basically anything, thats why i was looking for external pressures

>>17290650
Get in shape, take up yoga, and autofellate yourself. No better motivator than the prospect of getting your dick sucked.

>>17304317

Look son

you're living with your mom, which is all good for a while.

But one day you'll stop being young, and then what?

What do you want to do for a life? you have to do something that actually earns an income and you like.

You want to be a musician? it can be done if you got talent.

Stop crying about buses and how long it will take, think about the future and what you want to do for a living, you can't live forever with mom

Music production course may have something connected to composing music depending on a study plan.
What country are you from, anon?

>>17304328
I don't want to live with my mom.She's been emotionally abusive since I can remember.

I need to get out of this run-down house.I figured going to college would help me escape but I realised that I'd be there for the wrong reasons.

I want to work as a musician but I feel like a moron when I say that,

You're gonna sit behind and watch the girl you love be with someone else? That's retarded. Don't hurt yourself like that, you will live in eternal misery. Either tell her about it or move on bro.

>>17304261

Just tell her that being with him isn't compulsory. If she's not happy she should leave to give him time to find someone else. It's not fair on him if she stays in an unhappy relationship.

Women are selfish, so if you can give them the opportunity to act selfishly but make it seem like they're doing it for someone else they will usually do it.

>>17304261
You say these two have no chemistry together, but this is based on your own opinion. You only see them interact when you're around and not when they're completely alone.

I act differently when I'm around my wife alone vs when we're with people. So don't be all thinking you know everything because you probably don't.

Use polyisoprene condoms. Also best off during the day before you have sex ( but you're probably already doing that)

Also, don't masturbate as much, it deaden your sex drive (at least itdoes for me)

>>17304256
fap in the morning so youll last long later

>>17304256
Buy a TENGA egg or TENGA cup, fap to the most arousing porn you can find as often as possible. You'll get used to lasting long fast

>>17304218
If you never want him to know. Don't do it. Also if you care for this person at all won't do that to her either. Trust me it's not worth it for sex alone. The feeling after will probably never go away.

>>17304218
Just hang out with her a lit and make it seem like you are best friends, eventually people have no room for suspicion or they would't be mad about their personal tard being filled up.
Just make sure you don't reproduce this failed experiment alright?

>>17304218

Think of how it will affect this person's life and how this person will think of you after. Desperate sex is best left for someone you don't care about. Sounds harsh but it's true.

I also want to know

Basicly once you hit 22/23 you stop caring about parties and people and games and the only thing that excites you is gathering wealth and power.

You can't help it, it's just a natural change in your head. Everyone goes through it.

A job isn't supposed to be entertaining. It's supposed to be challenging, satisfying, and earn you money.
You're growing up and it's time to get to work, and look for rewards other than being entertained.