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Sex while she's on her period?
What should I expect?
Like we're both cool with it but neither of us know what to expect. Any personal experiencs?
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>>17299969
The clean up isn't worth while, in my opinion.
I'm chubby, so I like to leave my shirt on, and sometimes if I don't keep it up, it'll get in the mix a bit, and I'll have blood stains bottom center.
Also, I don't like cleaning blood off my dick.
And, the blood can get kind of dry, and makes the sex uncomfortable occasionally.
I'd suggest wearing a condom, get a towel for the bed, know you're probably going to want to shower after, and it does smell different. I wouldn't say bad, but different for sure.
We just do anal and blowjobs while she's on her period instead.
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Don't do oral, expect bloody penis and blood on anything you fuck on.
Beside that it was a regular sex for me - I'm guy so I'm saying this from the guy's side.
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>>17299969
>Any personal experiencs?
Yes, it's like an fail attempt of muder in the alley.
>You keep stabbing it but it doesn't die;
>Victim still somehow consious;
>Blood everywhere;
>No one around to help clean the mess;
>When you check the victim for the last time it's gone and leave a trail of blood;
>This shit have a lot more blood then what you expected;
>You go back home realizing you should not have done that in the first place.
It's messy.
But is nice.
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Should I get a escort if I cant get laid by the end of the year? 2016-06-27 20:11:01 Post No.17299951
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Should I get a escort if I cant get laid by the end of the year?
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I've been thinking about it off and on for a while now, came really close to doing it last December but held off on it.
I feel like I've worked so hard for so long that I deserve sex at this point, it's all I want, and I've sacrificed literally everything for it, so if after 6 more months of work and it still hasn't happened, should I just let go and do it?
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>>17299951
>I feel like I've worked so hard for so long that I deserve sex at this point
What do you mean by this? Do you have a gf?
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>>17300164
No, what I mean is that I deserve to have things just go right for me already, to have things fall into place in the coming months
If I do literally everything that normal average people do to the T then I objectively should be getting laid
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>>17299951
Does this pic meant to be Pepe?
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Is it retarded that I enjoy writing essays in my free time?
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>>17299845
No, I really enjoy writing too
You should try writing a novel
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>>17299845
No, sometimes i do it too. It's good to let your imagination flow.
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>>17299845
Actually, quite the opposite. Sounds like a constructive hobby to me.
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My boyfriend's roommate is really nice. His girlfriend is really cold to me, and I'm not sure why.
Today, I went running. I walked into the kitchen to get water and they were both in there. I said hello. After going in to my boyfriend's room, I got a message from his girlfriend saying she is uncomfortable with how I was just dressed around her boyfriend.
She is very overweight, and so is he. I was in shorts and a sports bra. I'm in decent shape and I do have really big boobs. But... I was in workout clothes and drenched in sweat.
I'm genuinely not sure how to address this. Is this a reasonable request? What's the best route to take? Normally, I wouldn't worry about it but since I am around them often, I'm trying to be sensitive.
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>I'm in decent shape and I do have really big boobs.
oh my.
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>>17299852
Just the only reason I can see why she'd maybe be uncomfortable with me in a sports bra.
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>>17299843
She's jealous and feels threatened you're in better shape and probably better looking than her. There's not much you can say, she'll probably always be insecure around you.
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2 months: Still not over my ex 2016-06-27 19:31:48 Post No.17299696
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>Gf of 2 1/2 years ends it
>Very sudden
>No arguments for months prior to breakup
>Her reason verbatim was "I don't know, we have nothing in common"
>I become sad
>Look for internet advice
>Tells me "no contact, socialize, work on self"
>That was 2 months ago
>Have not contacted
>Have worked on self
For these past months I have been working out harder, socializing a lot more and pushing myself in multiple aspects of my life. I am much happier than I was, I still push myself in every way and I'm moving on.
That being said, I still miss her.
I have things I still plan to do/accomplish before even thinking about initiating contact, but that being said, should I even entertain the idea of reaching out to her?
I know this is a common topic here, but please give me some explanation to your opinion on the matter; I don't want to tally up "yes's" and "no's" to decide. I want to hear your thoughts.
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>2 months
lol amateur
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>>17299699
So how long would you suggest I wait?
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>>17299789
>how long should I wait
You entertaining the idea that you even want to rekindle some sort of contact with her is he problem. Just remove that idea and move on.
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Guys could you share god-tier traits your woman/whatever should have?
And traits which will make you drop the moman with the speed of light too.
Maybe fix picrelated
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>Boobs the size of watermelons
>white ((((((EXTREMELY IMPORTANT))))))
>dosen't talk much
Congrats ur a prime gf
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>>17299680
lives for sex and wants to be fucked forever. No personality required
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>>17299680
I like
>dark hair on light skin
>light eyes on dark skin
>green eyes with black hair
>light brown eyes with blonde hair
>no one of my own "race" or they would have to be very attractive
>nerdy white guys (glasses or bust)
>stylist Latino guys
>cute Asians
>ambiguous gender/race is god tier, those are usually the prettiest
>ottermode or swimmers body
>medium length hair (no buzzcuts, etc.)
>sun tanned skin if not white
>sexually open (no uber religious guys or prudes)
That's a short list of that I like, it's not the whole list. I decided to mention my opinion even though you were asking about guys because why not. Please note these aren't requirements, but perks.
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After 5 years, my wife wants a divorce.
I thought everything was fine, so this has completely blindsided me. We have a comfortable life, never argue, I love her, and she says she still loves me as a friend but isn't in love with me anymore.
She wants to travel and doesn't want to have kids. I on the other hand would like to have kids one day (but wasn't pressuring her to do it) and do not feel the need to travel. She loves nature, and I love indoors. And I guess I just wasn't giving her the romance or excitement she wanted or needed.
Now I am completely devastated. I can't fathom how someone can think so little of commitment or loyalty to just suddenly out of the blue say she wants out. But it is what it is, and no amount of crying or asking "why" is going to change it.
Now we live in an apartment together which we are in a lease through February. We have separate bank accounts which are tied together in the same "master" account and we split all the bills. I'm basically not sure what to do at this point to either fix the situation or make it go away.
But I am in great emotional pain and in need of any advice anyone can offer. Thanks in advance.
>pic not related
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>>17299621
Try therapy. It helped me when my gf of 8 years left me. Legally make sure she can't screw you over. You can ask her if she'd like to come to therapy with you but don't expect anything from her. A lot of times couples therapy ends up being grief counseling for the one not ready to leave the relationship.
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Book a trip to Thailand by yourself and then Italy buy a dog and go hiking
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>>17299621
Holy shit it's totally like my ex-future wife. She did something similar just before the wedding.
It was also about traveling and no kids, are they being brainwashed somehow to do this?
And she was the one pushing for wedding and happy family in the first place. She confessed love to me in the first month of our relationship (yeah a red flag).
I can't imagine changing your feelings just for some shitty reason like that after many years, this always freaks me out in people, I can't even relate to this way of thinking.
Fucking females. What the shit?
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Vinyl sounds slowed down on 33rpm 2016-06-27 19:00:55 Post No.17299586
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Vinyl sounds slowed down on 33rpm
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I got the Teen Suicide "It's the Big Joyous Celebration, Let's Stir the Honeypot" vinyl and tried listening to it on my Linn Sondek LP12 and it sounded really slow even though its completely new. My record player is completely fine and all my other records play completely fine except this one. The record was shipped from America, could it be they aren't meant to be played on European record players? I don't know, it could be an issue with the record itself but yeah... I don't know.
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Well I googled the question and found this
>https://forum.audiogon.com/discussions/how-do-i-adjust-the-speed-on-my-linn-sondek-lp-12
>Assuming the motor an dpower supply are OK, the speed CAN be adjusted, but it is a pain in the keister to do. The only way to do it is by shifting the tilt angle on the motor pulley. Thiss is accomplished by loosening/tightening the two adjustment scrws next to the pulley. These screws contact the casing of the motor and by loosening/tightening will tilt the motor (and pulley) for minor speed adjustments. Alittle goes a long way, and you must first loosen one of the set screws before tightening the other in order to avoid deforming the motor casing. You do need something like the KAB strobe to check the speed when doing this..
You might also try posting on >>>/diy/
Lots of skillful repair guys there.
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>listening to nu-music on vinyl
lol o wow
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Not our field of expertise. This is /relationships/. Try /mu/.
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I created a dating account just for the hell of it without expecting much just to see what was in my area and maybe for a quick hookup. The profile picture I used isn't me because I felt weird about having my face on a public dating site, but its a pic I found online of someone who has very similar facial features to mine. Everything else I wrote on the profile is genuine, just the profile pic is fake.
This girl began talking to me about a week ago, and now I'm really starting to like her. We're going on a date tomorrow but now I'm nervous as fuck. Not because of the date but because of the fake profile pic.
Should I be honest and tell her that it was a fake pic or just hope she doesn't notice? I have already deleted the dating profile so she can't go back and look at it. The fake pic is a doppleganger version of me but there's still some minor differences if you look for them.
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Post both of the pictures here and I'll use my expertise to see if you'll be okay.
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if this were the plot of a movie id watch it
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i suggest the same
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-need straightfoward questions to ask females on the interwebs so i dont seem boring.
Anything from erotic ,adult and basic to get thing s going and interesting.fwtish questions to just whatever you got
-would like alot of females to asnwer but males answers are cool to
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>>17299538
I don't know why but you type like you were on speed
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Do you like big black dick
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(Op here)Lol i type fast when i gotta poop sorry
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Fiance lied to me about drinking
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I posted about my fiance here a while ago, we've been together 5 years, 3 of those were long distance, 1 of those we lived with roommates, and the rest of the time it's just been us two. He used to do coke, drink, smoke cigs and weed, and party. He quit everything except drinking. He's a responsible guy with good work ethic and able to stand on his own.
My beef is that after cracking his ribs because of a fall while he was drunk, he said that he'd take a break from drinking. Alcohol has been a problem before, he's gotten violent (not with me, but he destroyed our first apartment), he's said that before, it's been somewhat successful before, he used to get shitfaced a lot more than he does now, and so I thought the problem was dissolving.
>be me last night
>open fridge cuz starving, fiance's already been home for a couple of hours
>find 6pack with 2 beers gone
>ask him about it
>he gets defensive
>go put some shit in the sink
>bottle of whiskey I had just stared at while doing dishes is next to sink as always
>notice it's an inch or so less full than it had been for that entire week
>bring it up
>he says he hasn't drank from it
>gets even more defensive
>starts fighting with me, I'm just talking calmly
>starts throwing alcohol in trash
>I just walk away and go to bed
>we discuss this further, he's agitated, I'm not at all
>just telling him my problem is he said he'd take a break, not that he drinks
>he thinks I'm prohibiting from having "a beer after work"
>AM I NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE A BEER
>says it's his only outlet right now
>this morning I'm doing dishes again and find a shot glass in the dishwasher
He usually has 2-3 shots and like 2 beers every day after work. Idk what to do at this point. Idk if that's excessive. Idk if I've been blind for 5 years. Idk what to fucking do.
FIVE FUCKING YEARS
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>>17299473
That's not a terrible drinking habit.
Most the alcoholics I see are buying 3-4 half pints at a time, because if they bought the bigger bottle they'd just drink the whole thing.
Keep in mind, a half pint is more than 2-3 shots.
Adding a few beers into the mix aint hurting noone, especially after a long day at work.
If this habit starts happening in the mornings, or during work, then I could see it being a problem.
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>>17299473
> Idk what to fucking do.
For starters don't keep a fucking bottle of whiskey right next to the sink.
This isn't rocket science.
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>>17299486
I lol'd at this. And yet it's true.
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I am being told i should sue lyft. I have no idea where to even begin and to be honest I have zero moneys. i scrounge up an extra couple hundred bucks a month but things are tighter than usual.
do i have any hope in this or what?
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>>17299458
We're going to need some details here mate.
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>>17299491
>get a lyft home
>guy seems friendly we chat
>we talk about where we've been
>i mention guam
>he says he cant go there or hed lose his wife
>i ask what he means
>says you can get a girl to take care of you for a week for 20 bucks there
>i explain thats not true, its more expensive to live there than in california, prostitution exists but its not an industry the way it is in hawaii or okinawa cuz our main source of tourism is from japan
>he insists im just a child and dont understand
>i say 'im not a child, i manage a business, and I've actually lived there so i would no better'
>i start to unbuckle my belt cuz were right around the corner from my place
>keeps calling me a child starts saying 'BETTER BE CAREFUL YOU'RE STILL IN MYYYYY CAR'
>i get out at my stop say
>okay, enjoy your tip
>flip him off
>he gets out of the car yelling and running
>chases me up to my gate
>i kick him as he comes at me, but hes over 6 feet tall and extremely jacked
>he starts doing this thing where he 'whacks' my arms and chest, sometimes grabbing and squeezing
>i do my best to fend him off, start screaming for help
>someone comes by and says they'll call the cops
>he leaves and says 'NEVER FLIP SOMEONE OFF'
>i of course flip him off as he says this.
>i call lyft they file a report
>next day wake up sore and have bruises
>lyft sends me a message saying 'there will be disciplinary action' and that 'we hope your future rides will be more enjoyable'
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>>17299458
Haha I'm in that OP pic
I've been applying everywhere for a new job.
How do I stave off anxiety while waiting for people to call me back?
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why are you anxious? you should be more like excited
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>>17299472
I'm unemployed, and afraid I won't find a good job.
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>>17299481
We all have to start somewhere OP. What's yoiur background?
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Well this is a rough read
https://m.reddit.com/r/blackladies/comments/4pynla/okay_ladies_lets_talk_about_it_does_dick_size/
Sorry for linking to reddit. I stumbled upon it when I was looking into dick sizes, and those comments fucked me up.
I'm like 5 inches and not very much girth. Friend of my girlfriend of three years told me her old boyfriend was super hung
I kind of always felt like I wasn't pleasing my girlfriend but I guess it's probably true. Sad realization.
And yes, I have spoken to her about it. She insisted everything was good for her but I'm certainly not causing the same kinds of stories her ex caused.
And this is probably the most pathetic thing I've ever wrote.
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Read "she comes first the thinking mans guide to pleasuring a woman" by Ian Kerner. Once you read this book I promise you will be able to please any girl. I've been married for 6 years after I read this book my wife and I started having more sex than when we were high school and she is always horny and wants more now. I don't have a huge dick either but she gets off EVERY TIME we have sex.
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You can find it in the kindle store on Amazon and just download it lol buying a book like that at the store might be a little awkward haha
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>>17299452
Thanks, I definitely will
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Easy ways to make money on the side?
I.E. Donating plasma
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https://www.mturk.com/mturk/welcome
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You can sell sperm/blood/plasma-
If you live in the UK you can't sell sperm and some places have no where willing to buy blood or plasma for miles.
Paid clinical trials-
This is where you basically test experimental drugs or psychology tests, these give good money but you have to spend days at a time In quarantine and have to keep going back a couple of times to be tested for results. The best way to get these in the UK is by singing up to trials4us online, I get weekly emails telling me about trials BUT it's in south London so it can be hard to get to depending on where you live
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>>17299289
What are you good at or qualified to do? Education? What country are you in?