Do I really have to work with these retards for my entire life?

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Do I really have to work with these retards for my entire life?

Every job I've ever had:
>All coworkers do is gossip about one another and have shallow conversations about, (What some here would call) "normie-tier" shit.
>My boss always seems to be an aloof and distant person, who doesn't know what's going on around them, and is unusually mean-spirited for a person so dependant on others.
>I have not met a coworker that reads. In fact, I've been chastised for reading during my lunch break. At one job, there was a rumor that I was "gay for bringing my lunch and a book".
>Nine times out of ten, customers are incomprehinsibly boorish and stupid. And EVERYTHING that involves you getting a paycheck requires you to deal with them.
>Even my current job, where I work alone, the petty work squabbles find me. I am 20 miles out in the middle of nowhere, and my coworkers drive out to me to notify me of the stupidest shit and snoop around.

I am not an antisocial person. I really love meeting and conversing with people. I spend much of my free time conversing with people face-to-face, and engaging in group activities with people I consider peers.

What do you do to get away from this shit?